Lisbon

Greetings...

Raunchy plans for the Easter weekend did not materialise, and instead of late night action with a fellow monger Mur opted for a morning journey, once again on the yellow train. He had his thoughts on the aerobics teacher in Cascais mentioned by Spud, but scanning the paper on the train he saw:

'Parede, Profesora, oral divina, insaciavel, 968880908'.

So off the comboio at Parede, a call answered in (comprehensible) Brazilian Portuguese told him to proceed to Avenida Gago Coutinho. Suitably named street, it commemorates a pioneer aviator who was among the first to fly the Atlantic to Brazil, in the 1920s, and one can guess that like many modern jet travellers, he arrived with a sigh of relief and eased the tension by fucking garotas for seven days solid.

We digress. Aided by a strategically placed municipal map, Muri was soon flying over the the target area, "opposite the Shell gas station, behind the video club." Further details it would be unfair to provide, but suffice to say a very discreet location. Mur crashlanded into a dark bedroom with only a faint red light. Having flown in through bright sunlight he could not see a fuckin' thing, but perceived dimly that he was in the presence of a plumpish 30something chocolate Brazilian lady, not usually his cup of tea but dammit he had bravely flown all the way to the suburbs, so he was going to fuck...

However, once divested of €50, and his clothes, our herioc aviator found that he was getting no elevation. He caressed the lady's ample thighs with one hand and set the other to work on his joystick, but still no altitude. Luckily he was in the hands of a good flight instructor. She flung him backwards on the bed, bent over him and took the sorry sagging member into her mouth. Regular readers will remember that Mur disapproves of BBBJ, but this was a time for emergency measures, like that interesting moment when the yellow plastic masks pop out and dangle in front of your face in the cabin and you see your whole life flashing back and you wish you had fucked more girls before dying... (this has happened to Muri, but he lived to tell the tale, and, shit! we are digressing again).

Teacher really knew how to suck. Within 30 seconds the flimsy little machine had turned intself into a fully loaded Jumbo, bound for São Paulo. Soon Mur was able to turn the cockpit on to automatic pilot and make a daring low dive into the lush wet rainforest, where the ground temperature was high and the risk of inflammation great, and humidity at 99%.

Well, enough metaphor, let's give the basic information:

€50 bought a fine uncovered blow job and a long, long fuck, with orgasms for both.

Post coital conversation was intelligent, the lady really is an educated person.

Afterwards, a walk through the happy, lovely suburb of Parede, drinks in two local bars, shopping in a colourful friendly market, lunch in an excellent restaurant, reminded Muri why he stays in Portugal. Parede is the kind of place that is dying in Britain and Germany, and has never existed in the US of A.
What looked like being a sad day, turned out to be a glorious one.
Mur

Demon is Back!

It's been a while and it really makes me wonder of how much I dig this hobby. But let me stay of these flying away thoughts and lets keep it to the essential.

First some news: Victória is back at São Sebastião da Pedreira, check out some earlier reports for more info on this gorgeous slender Portuguese chica. For me I think it has been my last visit to her since we don’t get that chemical, but maybe it’s just me, because she is still a beautiful woman.

Second think about how many times you can get DFK (Deep French kissing), BBJ and above all CIM in Portugal’s hunting resorts? This is, IMH opinion out of bounds in most of the cases. But let me tell you friends that it happened once again to Mr Zé D.

The chick, a dyed blond called Carina, about 165 cm tall, very nice figure, she is Portuguese but her body looks Brazilian with a lot of smooth curves and a nice skin. She is not as pretty as Victória but she has the right attitude and is a lot of fun. I would rate her 6 for Face, 7 for Body and 9 for attitude.

You can visit her at Avenida Gago Coutinho, Nº 37, 1rst floor left, close to Areeiro in front of the closed Alfa Cinemas or call her at 93 487 10 29!

She is worth it! A real demon in bed! So lets hear from each others again!
What about a meeting dinner?

Been at Avenida Marquês de Tomar - Clinique de Massage is the name of the place. About 6 girls. Chose Márcia, a 25 y.o. Brasilian. A little on the fat side but a great pair of tits. The truth is that I was feeling like party and she looked just like that. 100 Euros for one hour. Great BBBJ and after that some wild anal. BBBJ until the end and came in her mouth. Do not know what happened to my sperm, but never saw it again after my orgasm, so guess she just swallowed it. No the sexiest girl, but the girl for a wild party.

What's up!

The last reports "rock", thank you guys. This month I really didn't have the opportunity to "test drive" some of the girls mentioned here, or look for new "rides". There is to much work, and simply no money at the moment (other "priority" investments). But all this work this month, will be rewarded, and next month I have a few places where I want to go.

1. (Last ZD report) the girl Carina. That is what I call, a ride. And the best, is that I can go walking to the place from my work. So I can take a break, get a good fuck, and return to my job.

2. The aerobics teacher in Cascais. She's so fucking sweat and sexy at the phone. I really love young 20s girls, but a good "tia", around 30s, are delicious.

3. Rua Pascual de Melo place, like I posted early, I simply love Brazilian girls, they are hot, sexy, and fuck like rabbits (not all, but a good part of them). So, they deserve a visit.

This is my next monger plan, I will use 2 "tests drives" from reports post here and, for pay back, I will post a one new "test drive" here.

This is the beauty of this Forum. If you want to get a satisfied to good fuck, you use the board, and I bet you will not be disappointed. If you want to search, or have the luck to find the guru of sex, you share with others, and we all be very happy.

Best regards, Spud

P.S.: I vote for that dinner. Lets organize.

Muri has been absent from the board a while: he likes to provide longer reports but just now he has no time to say more than:

aaaaaahhhhh....!!

Zé Durón did not lie. Vitória has returned.

yours multi-orgasmically,
Mur

I am really geting curious about that Victoria Godess. Guess I will give her a test drive and let you know.

I have been here for a few days, but mostly with a woman I had met in Rio, who is now visiting Lisbon.

However - she took ill with some allergy yesterday, which gave me the opportunity to try some of the board´s recommendations.

I called Carina, got a time from her and took a taxi over. She is a very nice person - which counts for a lot - and has a pretty good figure too. Fake blonde. She does try to hurry things along, but is not crude about it. All in all a good experience which I may repeat if I get the opportunity.

For people unfamiliar with Portugal: when you get to the address ring the doorbell that is to the left (your left) of the number 1. The door will be buzzed open. For some reason No. 1 is not on the first floor - but a few flights up. It may be best for someone to say Pssst from above and follow her. But if no one shows, walk up - you will see the Number 1 on a landing. As you face it the apartment is on the left. Carina works 11 to 7, but may make an exception if you call her early (she did for me). The price was 50.
I also tried to get to Victoria, but could not locate the building. The taxi took me to Largo Sao Sebasato Pedereira, but I could not find a building number 31. There is a building 31A, but not being sure, I decided not to start shouting Victoria at the residents. I am leaving in a couple of days and there is no time to get info from the board, but I may give it another shot.

This is my first contribution to the forum, so I have to start by thanking all the esteemed colleagues for the trove of precious contributions. This is probably “the” resource on the subject, in what pertains the Lisbon region. Thank you specially Murilloa, for having put this into such a great path with your first reports back in January 2003.

“Precious” is one of the more appropriate terms I can think of. “God-send” would be another. The SW scene is really in the gutters in Lisbon, the CG are priced out of my reality (I did once pay 200 euros for a CG; she was indeed stunning and offered a decent, if one-pop-only, fuck; but 200? 200!! I still cringe at the thought of that hard won money changing hands that night…) and the likelihood will always be that most of the casas will be a disappointment.

So, this one forum is the way to share the information on the few golden pieces in the proverbial haystacks. Indeed important.

Following the heartily recommendation by ZD, I had the opportunity to enjoy Carina. BBBJ, FK, half and half, no CIM though – she was certainly worth the 50 euros. Nice girl, right attitude all in all. For 100 euros it would be possible to enjoy her and her friend simultaneously. I may still be tempted.

My first recommendation: Vanda, 916 240 702. Strictly outcall, I call her, pick her up somewhere, take her to a pensão (Mendes or Veneza, usually). BBBJ if desired, half and half, reverse half and half, CIM possible I think. Other things possible… Anyway, from 50 euros for an one-pop session, depending on one’s requirements. Late twenties, petite, recent mother, Portuguese, lovely. Some piercings. Shaved. Wonderful attitude, IMO.

She allowed me to take some photos (I told her about this posting and she agreed), they were uploaded to the right place.

Explore her. For the foreseeable future, I have other places in which to, ahem, dig.

Thank you for all the information you provide here, which I find very well documented and useful.

I come to Lisbon every single month. 3 weeks ago I was at Elefante Branco. Good option there is to buy you a bottle of gin or whatever for 150 € : you got a seat, as many soft drinks as you want, you can offer your favorite drink to some nice girl, plus some respect-ish from the old and efficient waiters. Drinks at the bar are now 15 € which isn’t cheap. Avoid by any means to order champagne - as anywhere else.

I met with a very tall blond short hair menina with big boobs (recently enhanced, ‘made in Brasil’) called Ruth. She didn’t look brasilian at all, but she was, from Curitiba indeed. Very impressive body, nice face, good conversation – in portuguese.
In bed my best souvenir is her very long/developed second pair of lips, scenic and sexy, very memorable DATY ! But service was rather so-so for a stupid 200 € : CBJ, straight fuck, quick leaving after one pop.

To sum-up: one you can proudly exhibit to your buddies, but not to die for. I’ll make another trial, there were 80 girls that Wednesday night.

Cheers

my welcome to the new people,

i didn't "yet" visit carina, but i'm already excited. the last reports about her were amazing, and the opportunity for a test drive is arriving, maybe today (30 april).

other thing, about the well known elefante branco. i never been there, but i really believe that some of the girls are very good 8's and 9's, but one thing, how many positive reports you have here about this girls. they are beautiful, but when it comes to get the job done, they really sucks, it's very mechanical, nothing or very small girlfriend attitude, and clock in full speed. and guys, 200 euros? not 200, you need to go the in the bar, 100 or 150 for the drinks, that is a total of 350 euros minimum. in lisbon, and around, for 350 euros, you can have 7 really good "fucks" with really nice girls (6's and 7's, and some 8's). if i was a football player, 350 euros are peanuts, i would take to my house 2 of that girls for an all night event. but, i'm not, and 350 euros in girls have to last approximal 3 months.

but people, i'm not against going to that kind of places, if i could, i would go there for sure. this post is only to relief some stress, sorry about that.

one more thing, with 350 euros you almost could by a ticket to brazil, and with more 350 euros you could fuck like a rabbit some really great girls , for a interrely week. and with more 350 euros, you can fuck a tv star. ;)

best regards, spud

p.s.: i'm going call carina, and test drive this girl for real. (i will post a report after that [current time 17:10])

Back for a super fresh report (test drive),

One word, superb! High recommendation! Visit Carina (check for good details in ZD and Sidhartha reports), very good attitude, really nice figure (nice , not to small, round tits, hard nipples, soft skin, great belly, superb ass). She is very sweet and very much "simpatica". In term of comparation, sorry about other Victoria fans (I'm included in the group), Carina offers a better quality job then Vitoria, the 10 € difference are deserved (I don't know if Vitoria keep the 40 euro value). If I have to chose one, I will select Carina, if I have to chose again, I probably select Carina again. Finally, the place is really nice, very clean and safe.

So I'm in a big dilemma, do I go visit de Aerobics ("tia") teacher at Cascais, there is no report about her, but she sounds really nice, very sweet and sexy, or do I visit the lovely Carina again, and for sure the all time with her will be superb (I could visit her again, right now, she can be a all night fuck for sure).

Great weekend for all, Benfica for second, Spud

hunting in the afternoon:

first of all: welcome green banana, harry hymes and sidhartha.

hi to muri, flower zen, spud and carlos primeros

“i miss some good hunting on a saturday afternoon!”

well as i stated a few days ago, i felt that i had to clear my sight and regain some practice on sharp shooting! as it was a holyday i guessed that a lot of places were having a long weekend off but still i managed to call some new places and made it to check out for some new deer in the bush! well to tell you the truths the places were ok but the chicas weren’t that thrilling, either a bit to full, a bit to uninterested or simply not to the point. i strongly considered adonis at the rua braamcamp as stated earlier by a mate from the forum but i didn´t have the number with me. as i am still in a lot of work and there won’t be that many chances in the next weeks (one never knows) i decided to head down to lumiar and check out joana´s babies! she is now pregnant in the 8th month and i still consider her a charm of her own! she is carrying a boy, believe it or not i told her that, that boy had been growing in a deluxe environment! as usually she made sure i was comfortable and introduced me to marisa and diana, assistants that i already had seen on former visits and to two girls i hadn´t seen yet. one was a brazilian petit blond (dyed) in her early twenties who just got of the ship last week, you could tell. i passed as she did not appeal to my wishes and i was introduced to beatriz a real tall and elegant morena. she is about 1,70m has a very slender figure and she really has all the ingredients to be a cliché andalusia beauty girl. her eyes are dark and almost oriental with a lovely slender pair of lips that make out to a very beautiful smile and even deadlier nasty look in the proper ambience. her skin is naturally dark but absolutely white, not mulatta. she wears her hair dark and long. she looked great in tight jeans and her medium high heels! her facial beauty is only recognizable on a closer look, especially the combination of smile and eyes stretching close to oriental or south american chicas.

after some small talk with her we made it to the impeccable room where i was offered a second martini on the rocks. she got me an ashtray and carried on the talk in the room for a while. she was still dressed as i like it, hate it when the girls take off for a 5 or 10 minute break and drop by full naked, where is the teasing. we undressed and got to have a shower in an also impeccable bathroom. in the room i asked for a massage which was the best start off as she really made it as a show half therapeutically and half sexy teasing me. she really knows how to move around, a real beauty how she mover her beaver while i was on my back! she is clearly a dominant woman who will accept a role-play if you treat her distinctively. to make it short: i stayed for a long time, as just before we were engaging to the second stronger and heavier battle she told me: “oops that was the hour warning signal!” it must have been some clock outside the room so that the girls know the what time it is, but i clearly overheard it as i did in visits before as i always stay for a lot longer then the paid hour. she maintained her coolness and we got down to business in the smoothest tranquility. we had fabulous sex, getting down on each other which she told me that a lot of guys don´t do, especially after the first round. well i contradicted her and got down twice, made a great 69 were she was really hysterically sucking me while i chugged on her clean but moistly beaver till we were one messy, sexy and wild creature. sex was possible in all the positions one can imagine as i told her that i wanted to be on top she just answered “well try to control me from there!” we switched and switched and i ended up getting a heroic ending with her legs around my torso and her feet around my neck. after the session we chilled out for another drink and shared two smokes while dressing up and while she made the bed for the next possible customer.

summary: outstanding girl. long live beatriz! we had the right chemistry going and once more joana hit the bull’s eye with this chica. while i was leaving she told me at the door that the girls were giggling in the room as we had stayed for 1h45min in which time i had two showers with her and two intercourse session with her. for 100 euros i had found myself a gorgeous girl and had 3 martinis brought to me.

address: rua agostinho neto, lote 9, 8ºb
location: lumiar,easy to find once you get there! lol!
girls available: 06/10
number of girls: 4 (three brunets and one blond)
apartment and services: 10/10
security and privacy: 10/10

would like to know if anyone else has tried this place?

To add further to my posting of a few days ago: I did see some SW on Av. Liberdade, just south of Praca da Alegria, on the west side of the street (near the car showroom). One actually approached me when I glanced at her and asked if I wanted to 'make love'. I saw them on two separate occasions quite early on - 9 - 9:30 in the evening. Two were so-so, one was a no. But I suppose the fact that they are there means some exceptional ones may show up too. One can hope!

Spud,

Since you are so ecstatic about Carina, it may interest you to know that she agreed to come to my hotel. For no extra charge, except perhaps taxi fare. (I could not schedule it because of my girlfriend. Of course if she had agreed to a threesome it would have been interesting!) So if you are reeeaaal nice to Carina she may visit you some place for an even better experience (she strikes me as someone who will respond to good treatment, not just to money). Good luck!

Where the heck is this section's guru, Muri?

Hope that some great reports will follow as expectations are always enormous to your writing and describing talent!

Stay in shape my friends