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[QUOTE=UncleVolodya;1798901]Natty dropping the hammer! 555.
Grasshopper, aka BB, you are not even close to getting the stone out of the master's hand. Time to go back to the Shaolin temple and meditate on where you have gone wrong.[/QUOTE]Hey, leave the Shaoln out of this, you talking about my relatives. From the sound of things they might be getting more pussy than this guy?
[QUOTE=LittleBigMan;1799030]Hey, leave the Shaoln out of this, you talking about my relatives. From the sound of things they might be getting more pussy than this guy?[/QUOTE]LMAO! Too good LBM.
I for one enjoy reading Banana Boi's "live-blogging"-style reporting. It's nice to read things from a Newbie perspective and to read the helpful answers.
What is really annoying is all the assholes who are constantly criticizing him and his sharing of information simply because his questions and reporting don't meet some people's so-called criteria for posting here.
The constant criticizing only serves to inhibit the sharing of information and drive readers away. If you don't like reading Banana Boi's post, then by damn, don't read them. Or add him to your ignore list. It's super easy. Just click on his name, then click on "view profile," then click on "add to ignore list. " Very simple. Instead of merely not reading his posts or adding him to your ignore list, no, instead, you guys go to all this trouble to point out all the ways his reporting doesn't live up to your so-called posting standards.
It doesn't surprise me that this thread lacks a lot of truly useful information with all the negativity here.
Next time, think about spreading good energy. For people who are living somewhere with so much pussy, some of you guys sure seem to be wound up pretty tight.
Relax a little!
If anyone should be uptight and wound up, it ought to be me since I'm stuck in USA sex prison!
At ultra happy, how much useful information are you looking for? There are over 20000 bars in pattaya, you land and just start walking. This board gives you ideas on hotels, what areas to hit and more if you add research to your reading. It can't hold your hand when you're on the ground.
I'm planning my next trip to Asia. I was already in Bangkok. Should I go to Bangkok again or Pattaya? Only would have time for one of the cities. What one is better and why?
I didn't go to many places in Bangkok (only one or two) since it was my first time in Asia and I wanted to get acquainted with it first. Do the bars in BKK or Pattaya allow you to go in for free and look at the girls to see if you like them first? What are some good questions to ask at the door to make sure the place isn't a scam?
Problem with picking up a girl from WS and needing to get to your hotel is having to grab two motorbikes. One reason why I like the tuktuks of Bangkok, your girl is next to you.
[QUOTE=Breadman;1799114]Problem with picking up a girl from WS and needing to get to your hotel is having to grab two motorbikes. One reason why I like the tuktuks of Bangkok, your girl is next to you.[/QUOTE]They always let me take one moto with the girl. Never had them insist on 2. And I am not a small guy.
[QUOTE=UncleVolodya;1799127]They always let me take one moto with the girl. Never had them insist on 2. And I am not a small guy.[/QUOTE]Really? I'm 6'6" 265 lbs, think we'd be doing a wheelie back to the hotel. But the Evergreen is very close to WS, probably could manage. But wouldn't two people on one bike cost 40?
[QUOTE=Breadman;1799133]Really? I'm 6'6" 265 lbs, think we'd be doing a wheelie back to the hotel. But the Evergreen is very close to WS, probably could manage. But wouldn't two people on one bike cost 40?[/QUOTE]Usually same price. They 2 x the price for 2 on a bike so you are better off taking 2 motorbike taxis.
[QUOTE=Breadman;1799114]Problem with picking up a girl from WS and needing to get to your hotel is having to grab two motorbikes. One reason why I like the tuktuks of Bangkok, your girl is next to you.[/QUOTE]Unless your hotel is way out of the way like the darkside, from W. S. All you got to do is exit from Marine Seafood, P. 72 (across from Lucifers), Soi Diamond (Moon Go Go) up to 2nd Road and wave down a Songthaw for 10 baht. There are Songthaw outside of Marine seafood and Soi Diamond waiting for private hire again unless your place is out of the tourist spot should run you around 150 baht for a private ride.
There is nothing wrong with taking a Songthaw. It is a very convenient form of public transportation. I take them all the time. But when I am with a girl and staying at the Evergreen or some other hotel not quite on the Songthaw's route, I prefer a motor cycle taxi's door to door service. I am 5'10" and weigh 180 lbs so I never had a problem with a girl and myself riding on the back of a motorcycle taxi. Some drivers do try to take advantage of the situation and ask for more money than they should. I just walk away and talk to the next driver. I do not recall ever paying more than 80 bhat for transportation back to my hotel with a girl.
The same kind of nonsense occurs in BKK directly in front of Soi Cowboy on Soi 23. Some greedy taxi drivers ask for crazy set fares and will refuse to turn on their meter. Just walk a half a block down the soi and flag a passing taxi. The honest drivers always turn on their meters and the fare rarely exceeds 60 bhat back to my hotel. Some of the greedy taxi drivers will ask for 150bt fixed fare. I think it is wrong to do business with them. Walk a half a block and reward the honest drivers with your commerce. And I always tip the honest ones.
Boys, I don't much like motos but on my last visit I overcame my fear of them, I had a friend had a bad accident, and if you're worrying about the price of a moto in Pattaya you're in the wrong place and should just stay home and have a wank! Pedro.
[QUOTE=NattyBumpo;1799311]..... I think it is wrong to do business with them. Walk a half a block and reward the honest drivers with your commerce. And I always tip the honest ones.[/QUOTE]Well said Natty. Exactly what I do too. Takers exist because Givers encourage them. Cut the supply lines and watch things fall into place.
I was hanging out all day with my cousin here in the USA and we were hitting the different free restaurants for us military veterans. He told me of a time when fucked a Russian girl in Pattaya. Previously I had thought that the girls in those show clubs did not go with punters. He said that he met her on Walking Street after he had left a disco. She got on his bike with him and went to the room without discussing anything.
When they got to the room she said the price was 5000 baht (same price that I have heard from the Colombians that come to Pattaya to reset their Chinese visas). He said are you crazy. The going rate is 1000 baht. She looked at him like he was crazy and asked if he knew how much money she made in the Russian club. He said he didn't care about that. She said that she should charge him 2000 baht for even leaving with him. He said he ended up talking her down to 3500 baht since she was already in the room with him.
[QUOTE=MrEnternational;1799467]I was hanging out all day with my cousin here in the USA and we were hitting the different free restaurants for us military veterans. He told me of a time when fucked a Russian girl in Pattaya. Previously I had thought that the girls in those show clubs did not go with punters. He said that he met her on Walking Street after he had left a disco. She got on his bike with him and went to the room without discussing anything.
When they got to the room she said the price was 5000 baht (same price that I have heard from the Colombians that come to Pattaya to reset their Chinese visas). He said are you crazy. The going rate is 1000 baht. She looked at him like he was crazy and asked if he knew how much money she made in the Russian club. He said he didn't care about that. She said that she should charge him 2000 baht for even leaving with him. He said he ended up talking her down to 3500 baht since she was already in the room with him.[/QUOTE]Good story. Seems to me like he got what he deserved.