Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=BDawgee;1816479]I will be in Pattaya from December 24 for 5 days. Been there many times, but cannot remember any specific Christmas events or a good place to go for that particular day.
Do any of the Pattaya Veterans know of anything special (event or otherwise) this Christmas Eve and day?
ALSO: If anyone is there later this week and weekend, and wants to grab a beer or do some mongering as a Wingman, send me a PM. All of my buddies couldn't make it this season.
Looking forward to a very Merry Christmas!
-be.[/QUOTE]Many of the bars will have parties and food. The sports pubs and restaurants also have food specials.

When you get in and unpack, turn on the tv and find the Pattaya news channel. For me it's on Channel 12, although it may be on another channel depending on your area. They always show the special events.

[QUOTE=Mogwai;1816661]I'm in Pattaya since last Thursday and to be honest I can't say I'm having a ball. I'm a Beach Road guy but the quality there is terrible at the moment. Last Friday and Saturday it was slightly better but even then there were only a few doable girls.
I've never liked the beer bars very much. Can't even remember the last time I've set foot in one. Must have been back in 2008 or 2009 I think.
There's still enough eye candy in the gogo's and in recent years I have tried my luck every now and then but it's expensive and I usually didn't get what I paid for.

So I'm depending on my regulars and WeChat. But I don't have many regulars anymore who I really like. My most favorite regular texted me she was not available for the coming 4 weeks. Damn! Found her on Beach Road about 2 years ago, almost hiding behind a palm tree (literally). Shy, sweet, clever, pretty and tall and also horny as hell. One of the best girls I ever had. Don't bother looking behind palm trees though, you won't find her there anymore..[/QUOTE]I'm in Pattaya now. I was actually thinking the same thing. Quality is very bad. I was lucky to find a couple hot ones. The picking are very slim. I had some great experiences today. That is what keeps me coming back. I did go to the snake show today for the first time. I loved it and tipped everyone that worked there 100 baut. I got the feeling that was the biggest tip they ever got. Many people don't tip them at all and the most I saw people give them was 20 baut. Regarding the girls in Thailand. I feel the girl quality depends on the month you come. I had a list of girls I met last year that I wanted to see again. I had their line contacts. They all disappeared. So sad.

[QUOTE=Mogwai;1816661] I'm a Beach Road guy but the quality there is terrible at the moment. Last Friday and Saturday it was slightly better but even then there were only a few doable girls.[/QUOTE]Ok so it's not just me. I was questioning those picking up Beach Road girls. Very few under 25 or attractive.

[QUOTE=Mogwai;1816661]So until now it's all, well: meh. Pattaya just doesn't do it for me anymore I'm afraid. But I have said that to myself more often in recent years and still I kept coming back. Because there were always a couple of girls worth coming back for.
Like the girl I ran into on my way to Beach Road this morning. A lovely young cutie from Korat, only in town for one day to make some money. Skinny but very sweet and attractive and she gave me good service. It's girls like her that I keep coming back for. But if I can't find any more girls like her before the end of this week, when I go back home again, this might as well have been the very last time I was in Pattaya.
IMFITP: it's more fun in the Philippines.[/QUOTE]We've all been saying this about Pattaya for well over a decade. It just keeps getting worse. However, realistically, the rest of the world is still much worse. I am intrigued by your Philippines statement, however. I've only been to Angeles & Manila, and only a few times, but it seemed pretty horrible compared to Pattaya.

[QUOTE=Mogwai;1816661]So until now it's all, well: meh. Pattaya just doesn't do it for me anymore I'm afraid. But I have said that to myself more often in recent years and still I kept coming back. Because there were always a couple of girls worth coming back for.[/QUOTE]

I used to love Beach Road too, and have felt roughly the same for several years. An occasional fun girl can still be found, but pickings are slim, and looks grim compared to 2012 and earlier. For me, the sidewalk reconstruction has destroyed it, making it difficult for both girls and punters to casually sit along Beach Road.

Unfortunately, there's still no better mongering place than Pattaya, even in its notably diminished state, especially for those like me who prefer to walk around and take their pick at the lower end (rather than drinking or frequenting closed venues like large "massage" parlors).

Opebo is right, Pattaya is crap compared to its former state, but there's still no overall better place anywhere it seems.

After Pattaya, Angeles City did not impress much, and Manila even less so. Jakarta is fascinating, but little of the action is out in the open (plenty in "hotels" and other enclosed venues), and much seems mafia-controlled.

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;1816734]Ok so it's not just me. I was questioning those picking up Beach Road girls. Very few under 25 or attractive.[/QUOTE]I cannot tell the age of Asian chicks, but I am pretty sure I picked up a few girls in their early 20's. This was back in October. Now, with respect to attractiveness, I found Beach road chicks as good as the lower 80% GoGo girls.

However, my favorite from that trip was a GoGo chick from Airline.

[QUOTE=Lefeu;1816992]I cannot tell the age of Asian chicks, but I am pretty sure I picked up a few girls in their early 20's. This was back in October. Now, with respect to attractiveness, I found Beach road chicks as good as the lower 80% GoGo girls.

However, my favorite from that trip was a GoGo chick from Airline.[/QUOTE]One fine and lightly breezy evening, I walked the entire length of Beach Road from like Soi 2 all the way back to Walking Street. From about the location of the Hard Rock Hotel down to Walking Street there were street tutes standing so many feet apart. Most of them were quite unattractive, and several of them were obvious lady boys. I only saw one who I thought was cute, and she was busy fiddling around with her cell phone. I kept it moving. Unfortunately, the majority of the pretty Thai girls I saw along Beach Road were of the non-P4P variety out with family and friends taking an evening stroll or just sitting and having something to eat and drink. As a monger, it was interesting to have the experience of seeing Beach Road in Pattaya, but I had no desire to partake. Overall, the "talent" was simply abysmal and well below my exacting standards, particularly for Asian women. But wow! From Bangkok to Phuket to Pattaya man did I see and do a lot in Thailand! Not to mention all of the "normal" tourism I did as well LOL! And even still, I didn't get to do everything that I wanted to do. I think a newbie would need a solid month in order to have adequate time to explore everything to one's heart's content.

[QUOTE=Lefeu;1816992]Now, with respect to attractiveness, I found Beach road chicks as good as the lower 80% GoGo girls.
[/QUOTE]Agree with that but hopefully we would all go for the top 1% (in our mind anyways) in the gogo club.

[QUOTE=Opebo;1816756]We've all been saying this about Pattaya for well over a decade. It just keeps getting worse. However, realistically, the rest of the world is still much worse. I am intrigued by your Philippines statement, however. I've only been to Angeles & Manila, and only a few times, but it seemed pretty horrible compared to Pattaya.[/QUOTE]IMHO the bar / gogo scene in the Philippines isn't any better than in Pattaya, or even worse. Although Manila seems to be better than Angeles according to some mongers but also more expensive and apart from that I hate the city.

The FL and chat apps scene however is great in the Philippines. It's very easy to make contact with sweet young cuties around 20 yo.

[QUOTE=Crocodilexp;1816862]
Unfortunately, there's still no better mongering place than Pattaya, even in its notably diminished state, SNIP [/QUOTE]I agree. It's so easy to book a flight and get here. Much easier and cheaper than to get to Angeles for example (for me anyway, from Amsterdam). Transport, infrastructure, food, the beach (for the fresh air, not for swimming), the abundance of girls, it's all so much better. But slowly but surely, year after year, the quality of the girls has gone down and is still going down and I think it has reached a point now that I soon will say: 'That's it, I've had enough. From now on it's only the Phils for me. ' And maybe Vietnam also.

It was pretty late when I rolled into my favorite haunt, Insomnia. I grabbed a beer and went around, but found nobody to my liking. Every girl had pretty much hooked up with some guy, except for a few tables with a gaggle of girls waiting for a customer.

I took the back staircase down and went around the I-bar. Near the water I found an empty table and just stood there, waiting for something to happen. That was a big mistake, and it nearly cost me a f*ck. The reason is that the excitement and the pretty girls were closer to the front (Walking Street side), as I found out when I walked out with my date-for-the-night. So you see, I did manage to hook up, as I will explain below. But learn from my mistake, and give the downstairs bar the same grand tour exploration that you would give the upstairs disco, for otherwise you might be missing something hot.

Anyway, after about 20 minutes of drinking my beer at the table near the water, I was ready to walk out. I pass by this table of 3 girls: one with short hair (what a waste of beauty!) An older woman who was clearly the group leader and acted as mamasan, and a cute chick of about 24. I liked her face, I liked her smile, I liked her body. Not sure she liked me, probably found me too old, but upon seeing me eye the girl up and down as I was walking past, the mamasan forcibly grabbed me at the elbow and threw me her way. All of the action took less than one second! But from then on it was all pre-ordained.

She said her name was Som. She was from Bangkok. Sukhumvit. Soi 4. Nana. So she's a h00 ker on vacation in Pattaya. And what does a h00 ker do on vacation? Hook! The mind boggles.

Anyway, we agreed on 1500 Baht for one hour. Probably overpriced, but as I was planning to "love her long time", I. E. , more than 5 minutes, I thought it would ensure compliance. And so it did. But I'm getting ahead of my story.

As we walked out, my elbow "accidentally" touched her bosom, and felt something very hard and unnatural. Not silicone but foam. Not fake tits but lying bra! So I knew I was in for a couple of fried eggs, sunny side up. Lesson number 2: if breast-lover, then accidentally brush bosom before sealing the deal. You will learn so much. Personally I'm an equal-opportunity breast employer. What bothers me is saggy breasts, stretch marks, see-section marks, flabby stomach. She had none of that. Yooohoo!

We went to Oasis and she was very confused by the fact that the shower space has no toilet in it. Clearly the notion that somebody may want to put up a wall between the two is not something she has been forced to consider before. But, bless her soul, she asked me for permission before peeing in my shower, and I gently directed her to the "other" bathroom where such functions must be performed. The one with a toilet.

She spent an inordinate amount of time in there. My best hypothesis is that she was on the rag and used some advanced vag1 na-cleansing technology to wipe out all the menstrual blood for an hour. Reason 1: she was available only "for an hour", whereas most freelancers at I-Bar try to sleep the night in your hotel so they can save room cost and get free breakfast. Reason 2: after I f*cked her (but I'm getting ahead of my story here), the condom was mostly clean, but there was a bit of blood right at the tip. I'm not that long and not that hard that I could have produced that through chafing. Certainly that has not been my experience in the past.

So, reconstructed story: Nana Plaza go-go girl not happy with her job, tries out Pattaya freelance scene while she has "on the rag" vacation. Enlists the help of an older friend who proactively channels a customer to her. I'm the lucky bastard who sampled the goods.

She was pretty hot in bed. No stretch marks. No caesarian marks. Kissing. Never complained that I was taking too long to come. I be*nged her for literally half an hour. Five positions. Missionary repeated countless times with variations. She was not c0 ck-shy.

Only negative is she had a mole on her left ass cheek. Apart from that she was a physically perfect specimen. Obviously, you've got to overlook the Isaan skin tone and the small tits, but I do.

Would I repeat? Well, I didn't take her number. But she is definitely Pattaya material, if she wants to switch jobs.

OK, I originally planned on staying in Pattaya for 1 month. But, after a couple days. I had enough. For this trip at least may have not been the best time to come for girls. Don't get my wrong. Yes, my needs were met and I did find some hot girls everyday. Service was excellent. But, I know what Pattaya can be and it was not the best it could be. The girls on beach street at night were horrible. There were still a lot of girl just not good looking girls. Many business were closed. Selection of hot girls had to be changed to selection of fuckable girls. I twice asked a girl about paying bar fine and getting a short time and at the last minute before paying the house I made and excuse and left. If I'm going to pay close to 2000 baut I better like the girl I'm with. I also wanted to add that I still had a good time and it is hard not to have a good time in Pattaya. It just is not the best I have ever seen it. Many many tourists. Just not many tourists in the bars and not as many girls. I leave today for Chiang Mai.

Met a young black 24 yo from Madagascar 2 nights ago in Pattaya. She looked very pretty and had a nice ass. Had an accent but spoke decent english. I think she was walking to the beach because she was headed in that direction. Met her on Soi Diana walking towards kiss restaurant. So if you like chocolate and something different, and you are in that area.

Out of curiosity, I ask her how much. She said 1000 short time.

[QUOTE=Mogwai;1817033]IMHO the bar / gogo scene in the Philippines isn't any better than in Pattaya, or even worse.

The FL and chat apps scene however is great in the Philippines. It's very easy to make contact with sweet young cuties around 20 yo.[/QUOTE]Oh I see! Yes I am not a fan of that kind of thing, I only like real honest pros.

Just a quick question, do these cute looking door girls can be taken back to hotel or not?

Thanks.