Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[QUOTE=Paolo99;2376115]she proceeded to a OK oil massage for the reminding time and didn't talk much untill the end of the massage where she tried to explain that she has to give 300 baht to the shop each time she gets a customer upstairs, so actually she was losing money each time a guy refused her extra services. I didn't believe that part, I think it's pure BS.
[/QUOTE]It is not pure BS. Girls only make money from extras. This is common theme in all oily massage shops with extras. To her, you are a total waste of time and energy customer.

Naturally guys that do not want FS or at least BJ, should not be in a fake massage shop, like so many shops are. Really the bullshit is the shop trying to pretend it is a Spa, when is a knock shop. All the smart shops these days charge an all in full price up front so there can be no misunderstanding. Either you want full service or never mind we are happy to take your money for less service.

The girl knows the risk, and like she said, she had you summed up from the start, so would be already in not best mood, thinking you are likely wasting her time. Sure I understand 3 K is not exactly what guys are expecting to pay. At least with all in charge we know.

DokiDoki cost me 3700 for 90 minutes I believe if remember right. There is no negotiation. Prices are fixed. Most places have fixed prices. The girl is in a fine mood (she knows she is making good money). She doesn't mind if I don't want to fuck. She gives extremely great slow service, includes kissing, BBBJ, 69, DATY, and fucking. Some sex on slippery mat and some on bed. All up great but expensive. The advantage is everyone knows where they stand from the start. It is very unlikely she would have given anal. BBFS I don't know, maybe depends. I did not tip first time, because I thought the price was high already. I forget how much the shop gets of the fee, but guess at least 1000 and probably more. Giving Nuru slide massage is tiring for the girls legs somewhat.

Girls would be really happy to work at DokiDoki since they make more than 1500 (I assume 2K or more) for a 90 minute session, when many shops have girls making only 1400 for 90 mins or 2 hours. This can attract better girls. That in turn attracts better customers that will pay the higher prices. I think this shop has a very smart strategy. Charge more but give extra good service with well trained girls. Make the rooms good but not too much arty emphasis. Not all the girls are stunning but I think they can attract good looking girls. Hopefully over time the standard goes up.

If price was really cheap, would be there every day. Ha ha. It isn't.

So my advice to all, is know what you want before you go in. If don't have the right girl, O.K. leave. Will you take at least BJ or FS or not. If you don't know what it will cost you and are not happy with price, best go elsewhere. If you don't want extras, go to a proper massage shop that has no extras, where you will not be seen as a waste of time.

To me does not make sense to start a session when the sex price will turn out to be too high. Just my personal views as a guy who does not seek massage. I understand that this shop Nang Sida is a really stupid one. Sounds like an avoid to me.

One girl told me she left Boss Massage to work on the street Soi 4. Why? because she makes more money. Has a hot body. Gets more customers. Not paying overheads to the boss. Don't imagine for a minute a girl makes O.K. money just by giving a long massage only. No way.

Having seen some recent reviews I decided today to give Snow White a try. Based on reviews I asked for Tina and was told she was on a one week holiday. Then asked for Tangmo but she had a customer coming in one hour and I was seeking a two hour cruise. Then based on a previous mention here I asked for Kitty but when she approached I just couldn't bring myself to it and luckily she then told the host she cannot do anal today. I acted disappointed out of courtesy and then asked for introductions to the rest of the ladies. A skinny one named Candy stood out to me so I chose her.

Candy has had a baby but damage is not terrible. She has that thin short Thai body that has been stereotyped. She had nice firm round tits and a great little ass.

Massage started with her oiling me down and rubbing her body on mine. This isn't my favorite way to get a good massage but it was sexy. I was disappointed thinking about the great massage I got from Sara at Mango's yesterday. She then slid the condom on for a covered BJ which also led to my immediate disappointment. The sex however was good. She rode on top and really performed well. I turned her over for some mish and then doggy for awhile in that phat little pussy of hers. Gave her a thumb in her tight little ass and wondered if I was going to be able to get in there. She lubed up and I started in. For a thin little girl she took it nice in her ass and let me go as long as I wanted. I layed her down flat and pounded away until I blew a load in her ass. She jumped up to take a shower and when she came back asked if I wanted to cum again. I said no I am good and she said she'the give me a massage then. This time the massage was a real one with her hands and my previous disappointment went away. After about 45 minutes of that I thought we were done and she asks me to turn over. She then asked again if I can cum again. This time I said lets try and she proceeded with a nice BBBJ till CIM. She did a nice job. 2,300 BHT for 2 hours.

[QUOTE=BlanLocal;2377426]Emailed ahead again and asked for the new tall girl Sara. Told them I wanted A level. Paid 2,800 BHT for a 2 hour session which includes the anal surcharge I guess. Sara is taller than most Thai girls I've seen, had big natural tits and gave a great massage. When it came to the sex she was a bit mechanical but did a good job. BJ was good. When she put the condom on she immediately got on all fours and went to put it in her ass. I like a bit of a warm up first so did a few vag positions and then put her back into the ass up face down position. She took it in the ass well and was tight. She's got a billboard size tattoo on her back that's square from top to bottom. Not really my thing but there was a large bird with a really big beak looking at me the entire time. I did fuck her in the ass missionary but she couldn't take it to long so it was back on all fours.[/QUOTE]Thanks for really useful report. I had in mind to try Sara some time based on her web pics. Could I ask just a little more? Estimated height and weight would help. Tall is fine for me (thinking of 165 cm for example even taller no problem). Thick thighs or has a nice gap between them? Tatoos don't bother me. Any sign of kissing being possible?

I could see she has a nose job but it looks okay And hard to believe the tits were real. Ha ha. Push up bra photos no doubt.

I am not even an anal guy usually.

Was in Crazy House yesterday night, arrived around 11 pm. The place was packed with Asians, could barely find a place to have a seat, and a bad one.

The doorman tried to talk rough in Thai to me for no reason but I still entered the place.

Saw a couple of good looking girls there especially number 56 that has a very beautiful and fit body with a cute face. Shaven beautiful pussy with a wonderful ass, her face doesn't look like she had any surgery and she looked young.

She's been called numerous times by Asians customers but I didn't see them barfining her. Had a look at her and she looked much more interested by her ladydrinks than by the customers so I didn't try any move with her.

Saw many girls receiving their two drinks (Tequila + Coke) so the two ladydrinks at once is still pulled out by the girls there.

After about 40 minutes there were more Farangs in the crowd, many Asians had moved on and the quality of the girls came down so I moved.

The staff does seem as rude as before and I was asked to pay directly when I received my drink while Asians guys were looking like they had their tab on their table.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2377556]It is not pure BS. Girls only make money from extras. This is common theme in all oily massage shops with extras. To her, you are a total waste of time and energy customer.
Don't imagine for a minute a girl makes O.K. money just by giving a long massage only. No way.[/QUOTE]I know that she gets her cash from the extras.

Even in the regular massage shops, the girls are largely looking for tips because their salary is actually very low.

What I called BS is that she 's got to give 300 bahts to the shop (on top of the 500 that the customer has already paid upfront) each time she gets a customer, whether he accepts her extras or not. If she gets 3 guys like me in the same day she would have to take out almost 1000 bahts from her pocket. There is no way any girl would accept these conditions.

And the fact that she didn't even react to my offer tells it all because my offer wasn't low (1000 for BJ) and it could have saved her to lose the so called 300 bahts.

But you're right that we shouldn't enter the shop without knowing the prices or the conditions, it happened to me three times during the past years and once in the room the girls didn't want to negotiate at all.

[QUOTE=BlanLocal;2377557]Having seen some recent reviews I decided today to give Snow White a try.

She then slid the condom on for a covered BJ which also led to my immediate disappointment.
This time I said lets try and she proceeded with a nice BBBJ till CIM. She did a nice job. 2,300 BHT for 2 hours..[/QUOTE]Next time don't hesitate to tell them politely that you would really prefer a BBBJ than a CBJ.

Even the girls that have been doing this for years try to give a CBJ from time to time.

Did you mean that Kitty is not good looking? I've never seen her.

Yes, she was OK with anal before the session

[QUOTE=*****man;2377303]Thanks for the detailed report. Kitty and Tangmo sound doable apart from the howling and sulking. Did you check Kitty was up for it before sodomizing her?[/QUOTE]

When I said that "bad anal occurs when one's reflection in the mirror resembles a Hieronymus Bosch canvas depicting the torments of fat-girl hell" I was making a light-hearted reference to unacceptable behaviour. Had I known that Ted Bundy was on day-release, I would have chosen my words more carefully.

I went to Mango with the intention of taking Moya. According to recent reports, banging Moya feels like stealing a BMW and pulling donuts in a car park. When I saw her in the lineup, Moya's eye-catching tattoos made her look perfect for a joy-ride. I could return her later with a couple of dings and smoke billowing from her tailpipe.

My eyes finally settled on Amm, however. She had a cool gaze and a smooth complexion that I found attractive. Track day could wait. Today, I would be cruising the Autobahn in comfort.

Amm is probably in her 30's but her taut, honey-coloured skin makes her look younger. She has the body of a slightly chubby Millennial with no obvious baby damage. She has small but perfectly-formed breasts, a round tummy and some tasteful tattoos on her upper back. Her smooth skin, expensive perfume and gentle demeanour really drew me in.

Amm's shaved pussy was a perfect oyster served up on a fine China plate. Her blowjob was silky smooth and she knew exactly how to use her hands. She also got off on admiring her own performance in the mirror. Amm was in no hurry to stop sucking but time was moving on.

Intercourse was equally mellow. Changing positions was effortless. Amm would smoothly adopt the ideal posture and then push back in a satisfying way. Her pussy felt so good that the idea of anal never even crossed my mind.

Amm's approach was neither GFE nor PSE. She had the calm demeanour of a friendly nurse taking very good care of her patient. Her sexual style was slow and sensuous. I don't know where the time went. After two hours, it felt like we had barely got started. Needless to say, I will repeat.

[QUOTE=Paolo99;2377570]
What I called BS is that she 's got to give 300 bahts to the shop (on top of the 500 that the customer has already paid upfront) each time she gets a customer, whether he accepts her extras or not. If she gets 3 guys like me in the same day she would have to take out almost 1000 bahts from her pocket. There is no way any girl would accept these conditions.
[/QUOTE]In many shops with no all inclusive charge, the girl did indeed have to pay the shop for use of the room, and charges for soaps, oils (even if did not use that much) etc. Electricity for air con, etc. , despite the shop making a charge at the desk. It is assumed the girl gets the money for extras, tip etc. It sounds like BS but was a common thing indeed and is fairly well know by guys that have used these MPs for years. I cannot prove it for any particular MP, but a common practice.

Yes girls had to accept these conditions because every shop was doing it, as far as I know. Girls also get fined for not coming to work in many shops. They assume she will go see some guy on the side. Girls have to make special requests to go on holidays, have a doctor's certificate to say she is sick and cannot work, etc. Obviously some shops were more draconian than others.

A non extras no tip customer is indeed fully a waste of girl's time and energy and prevents her being chosen by a better paying customer. She has bills to pay and needs to make more. I don't know how very ugly girls go, that hardly get a customer, but I think they may survive by some customers meekly accepting a girl assigned to them by the shop. Obviously there are far too many MP shops and far too many ugly girls trying to work there as a hooker, that I would classify as un-doable. New MP shops open up and can fail quickly by having wrong business model.

To me, by far the most important thing is to have good looking girls that can provide a great service, and make the customer feel that it was something he would like to repeat. Shops with special artistic décor are kidding themselves unless they also have great girls. When Tulip was in its prime, the rooms were very basic indeed. So what. Most of us did not care.

Nang Sida maybe trying to make a shop that looks like Legit massage so a guy can go there without the naïve Mrs thinking he is going for a fuck. Otherwise it is hard for me to understand their setup. Does not sound like they intend to have massage only customers.

[QUOTE=Paolo99;2377576]Next time don't hesitate to tell them politely that you would really prefer a BBBJ than a CBJ.

Even the girls that have been doing this for years try to give a CBJ from time to time.

Did you mean that Kitty is not good looking? I've never seen her.[/QUOTE]Yeah she just didn't have the right look for me. More bigger than the photo's and solid from neck down. Here makeup was sort of going for the Japanese look that day.

[QUOTE=MrBenn;2377749]
Amm's approach was neither GFE nor PSE. She had the calm demeanour of a friendly nurse taking very good care of her patient. Her sexual style was slow and sensuous. I don't know where the time went. After two hours, it felt like we had barely got started. Needless to say, I will repeat.[/QUOTE]If you get to know her, and chemistry is good, then can be fun and could get a GFE too. I always liked her for years when she was the receptionist, and used to give her a few tips for helping me out with info. I think she was disappointed when I did not pick her last visit, just I was looking for a Gazelle type.

[QUOTE=Paolo99;2377566]
The staff does seem as rude as before and I was asked to pay directly when I received my drink while Asians guys were looking like they had their tab on their table.[/QUOTE]Regular known guys will be trusted not to argue about the bill, unless a real mistake in adding up (can happen with a calculator), and customer is asked to sign each sheet to show accepting the charge shown. Obviously the 2 drinks stunt is not known to newbies, so shop would get a lot of arguments about the bill. Hence they ask you to pay immediately, so can kick you out if you don't want to pay. Even if no lady drinks on the bill they still have problems with some customers disputing the bill, and certain ethnic groups dominate these problems. By getting paid quickly, they can kick out customers trying to sit on one drink for hours and wasting space.

It is possible to tell the waitress that you are buying a girl just one drink, but girls are trained to ask for 2 at a time. Yes unfortunately their are girls in there that can make a lot of money by racking up a large number of drinks, and may not even be interested to go for short time. Some girls have bad character and having got 2 drinks from a guy, move straight on to some other victim.

I used to be a CH regular and had several regular girls that I did many times. All my regulars left and I don't go there any more.

One silly girl (ex regular) sent me message 1 month back after ignoring my message for months (she was too busy to answer), claiming no money at all for food having got back from province, but said she was only available to meet me till end of month (I was not in Bangkok), after which she would be unavailable (boyfriend back in town was unstated but obvious). She studies English these days. I simply said she had better ask the BF for money (unless she fucks me). Another girl reports this ex regular now has a face full of pimples, probably an allergic reaction to some non brand name face cream with bad chemicals. Use to be good looking smooth skin and a goer on the bed. Other favourite girls left due to BF or sponsor, or even baby in case of very pretty May-Lee. Best girls won't stay unattached forever.

In a Billboard bar anniversary party, I was asked to pay immediately also (I am not a regular there). In this case, the reason probably was there were no bill holders left or a shortage, as the place was very full.

[QUOTE=TempStories;2377116]

4) Tangmo. Happened to be my 6th girl of the trip. She is thin and very small boobs, face is innocent and has had no baby. She also joined SW 4-5 months back. She had the worst BJ skills, just kept the dick in her mouth doing nothing. But both her pussy and ass were the tightest I have had in Bangkok so far. Came in her pussy but her ass tightness kept me hard. She did not have a good attitude during the session, was sulking whole time claiming that she had just came back from a full night of outcall service.[/QUOTE]My experience of her was very similar to this one. She has this permanent sulky expression on her face and didn't smile once. It's like she's trying to inflict her own misery on the customer. Her blow job skills are comically bad. She slowly takes the dick in and out slightly and then pauses to catch her breath and wipe her mouth with tissue. Her pussy is small and very nice visually but not particularly tight. In fact, when I fingered her I noticed it's a bit of a cave inside. I also fingered her tight little arse but she kept moving herself out of position which really put me off my stroke. After much drama I managed to get my thumb half way in. She wasn't being cooperative enough for me to get my dick in so I just finished in her pussy. At the end I asked if I could fuck her arse next time and she said 'slow slow can'. As it took almost the whole hour just to get my thumb half way in, I'm not sure how it would be possible to go any slower. I think the whole thing is just an act and to fuck her arse you'd have to get her into a position like lying on her back with her legs up so she can't move out of position. Doggy position gives her too much control.

All in all, her shitty attitude ruined the experience, which is a shame because she has lovely curvy buttocks and a pretty little arsehole. Not worth repeating.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2377785]If you get to know her, and chemistry is good, then can be fun and could get a GFE too. I always liked her for years when she was the receptionist, and used to give her a few tips for helping me out with info. I think she was disappointed when I did not pick her last visit, just I was looking for a Gazelle type.[/QUOTE]Amm has a bit of game and my intuition tells me that she also has hidden depths. If she was a gazelle, I would repeat the arse off her.

I'm the kind of customer who often repeats once he has found the T-bone steak girl on the shop's menu. In Snow White, that would currently be Emmy. Unfortunately, when Emmy went on an extended holiday, I ordered the battered cod once too often and Snow White now serves up this stodgy dish to me every time I go in without even pausing to show me the menu.

I will work my way through the Mango lineup until I am certain that I have correctly identified the T-bone steak girl. I don't want to end up as "the battered cod guy" again.