What`s his wife`s hourly rate?
[QUOTE=Scorchin; 1424173]A somewhat muddled post when the writer concludes saying he hopes we will be sitting on a sofa with a Thai wife. Not what mongers want.
No information on where and what is available to the tourist. Even a desire to keep mongers away.
Let us have real information please.[/QUOTE]Completely agree.
I am mystified why some posters attack others for having negative views about Chiang Mai`s mongering scene, when all we really want is to obtain is some positive information, something that is realistic, with names of places, where to find them and a few details.
If they cannot do this because there are no longer any decent, mongering establishments left in Chiang Mai, then what points are they trying to make? Except plying us with a load of BS.
All I am interested in, and I am sure that I speak for the majority of us, are walk in, walk out places, or takeaways, where FS is available with available women even remotely fanciable, not at ridiculous rip off prices and not hit and miss with too many ifs, buts and maybes.
And who cares if Ken is sitting with his wife on a sofa, the Eiffel Tower or Mount Everest, this is about the commercial sex scene, not those seeking a wife, unless Ken's wife is young, attractive, on offer for a short time, then I maybe interested and I`m wiling to supply my own sofa.
Love it, Uncle Remus, keep it up
[QUOTE=Gorgon; 1427703]I guess chiang rai repports go ITT.
The massages on the Jetyjod soi are operating refreshingly open and strong. In the daytime you show up for a "massage", in the evening you just name a price and the provider you talk to accepts or rotates in another provider that accepts the price. They will try to start high of course but nothing shameful. The only problem I saw is that these places are filthy. 3 out of 4 (from different places) didn't even wash out the cooter afterwards, they just got dressed and sat down outside.
I didn't know this on my first 14:00 hours call, a very young and bubbly sweet as sugar provider was the only one in the massage shop except mamasan. I had given my condoms to the laundry lady in my other pants (always check before you go out damn it) and she didn't have any larger than 52 or something. Did the retarded thing and BBd her because she looked and acted like straight of the farm new. Anyways, I thought it odd that she didn't wash up after and assumed she would after I had left. New customer comes in the shop as I leave so she just took his hand and went up stairs with my sauce running down her legs. I'm just hoping I don't have super aids now. I hope the other dude enjoyed my chowder. Stupid fucking shit you do here.
Anyways, with the others it was always covered. Might be some BBBJ to get the show started but under no circumstances at all were there uncovered CIM. Yay for education and aids prevention I guess. Without it these places would probably not exist for whites any more so mai pen rai. Cover up, wash with soap and never touch their towels or your hands to your face before you get back to the room for a shower.
Now for the sucking part. The "private road" where there is supposed to be "gogo bars" is a filthy lie. I walked through it three nights in a row but all places were deserted. The place towards Jetyjod corner has some older expats drinking and ignoring the bar girls like the plague (a half glass gt is 80bath thats why). I thought this odd so I had to check it out. The result is effectively buying two 700bath GT drinks.
These bitches and bars are a scam of the same quality as the golden triangle. I assume it's the same operator / owner that have all the bars on the short street. There is no dancing or fun stuff. In the middle of the street all the girls are bunched up and if you enter a place they file in and start to vampire you for beers / LDs. If you try to leave they (even the bar tender) just moves with you to the next empty place. The bitches just rotate around the bars with the chosen sucker. They lie and tell you they go with customer and all kinds of other shit. You can't even switch bar and try in another place on that same street. They are all the same operation with more than one counter. I assumed it was a scam place and what do you know, if it looks like a duck and so on.
No streetwalkers or freelancers around that I saw. If there are they hang around some specific place I didn't reach. The value is in the strip of filthy but cute providers in the massage block of shop houses. Forget the "gogo" places. There is no reason to buy anyone an LD in chiang rai at all.[/QUOTE]- "Drown me! Roast me! Hang me! Do whatever you please. Only please, Gordon, please don't throw me into the briar patch I mean Chiang Rai."
My hilarious experience at a Chiang Mai soapy
a couple of years ago i was feeling a bit desperate and decided to visit the chiang mai hills hotel for a soapy massage. this i can remember was on a tuesday evening around 8. 00pm.
at the time there was a fair selection of women sitting behind the glass window, who i was told were unable to see me, but i knew they could, as one woman was staring straight at me, waving and as i moved about, her head and eyes followed me.
one of the assistant's, pimp, or however we wish to describe them, tried to push on me a load of old grots, which i found irritating and kept wishing that he would have fallen through a hole in the floor and disappeared, but no, he was persistent and he had no intentions of going away and leaving me in peace to choose a girl of my liking in my own time. eventually i choose a little cutie. she was i guessed in her mid 20s. out of ten, i would have given her a six, which is quite a high standard for a chiang mai hooker.
so off to the room we went. to begin with, she got into the bathtub and started to spray herself down with the shower thingy while i got undressed and sat on the bed with a small towel around me. there was a porn film with audio playing on a wide screen tv, which was suspended high on the wall. i had no idea where this porn movie was dug up from, but it must have been lying in a film archive somewhere for at least 40 years. the colour was faded and the men were wearing flared trousers.
while the girl was in the tub, i walked over to the area. she was crouched down with her back towards me and i was thinking, oh boy, she has a fantastic ass, in fact i became totally mesmerised with watching the shower water trickling down the crack of her beautiful ass, i couldn't take my eyes of it, i had a hard on powerful enough to demolish a brick wall and almost cumming my load just looking. to be honest, if she would have offered me a piece of that ass, she could have named her own price and i probably would have paid it. but no, this was not to be, as suddenly she turned around and gave me a most disapproving look, as if to say; who are you staring at? she made me feel embarrassed, so i looked in another direction and sat back down on the bed. within the next couple of minutes the girl asked me to join her in the bathtub.
went through the usual motions, she washed me down everywhere, which lasted about 5 minutes or so, then a quick dry with the towel and she produced a condom, which seemed to have appeared from nowhere, faster than the quickest draw in any western movie. she allowed 2 minutes of foreplay and once my hand reach her never regions she then pulled the condom over my dick before i had time to blink an eyelid. the girl decided that all was going to be done her way. she got on top of me, pushed my dick into her at lightening break neck speed and began bobbing up and down like a cowboy riding a rodeo horse. i could tell that she wanted to get the deed over with as soon as possible, which put me off, as this was all way too fast and furious for me. so she decided that by mimicking the girl starring in the porn movie, would turn me on and finish sooner, but how wrong she was. in a loud way she began making strong groaning and grunting noises just like the girl in the porn movie. all this had no effect on me, as i just could not take any of this seriously. but the clincher came when she began moaning in a loud voice; oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, which were probably the only 2 words she could speak in english. that really done it, i went into a fit of hysterical laughter, it just wasn't real. unfortunately the girl did not share my sense of humour and could not see the funny side. i could see she was not amused. so to finish i let her give me a quick hand job and then i was out of there.
i was booked for 90 minutes, but the whole session only lasted for 45 minutes, maybe less.
not really anyone's fault, it is just that these days i need to feel relaxed and comfortable to really get into the right mood of the whole thing. nothing to do with age or not being able to perform physically. i just think that many of these girls don`t have the knack of how to properly entertain their customers, although i realise this girl was trying her best, but still lacking in social skills. i can compare some of these places as like being in a taxi with the metre running and the driver wanting to reach a destination as quickly as possible. as a matter of fact, these girls have more chance of making the guys finish sooner if they use the softly, softly approach, make the guy feel relaxed and unhurried and the experience much more pleasurable, even if it`s a pretend act.
not like the good old days of the lady houses, that was very casual in a relaxed atmosphere.
Chiang Mai girl sexy and fun for you
Has anybody ever gotten any response on that craigslist casual enc listing after initial contact?
