[QUOTE=Traveler1234]It was a great two hour porn session. .....Money well spent.[/QUOTE]Welcome to the Tulip Fuck Club ;)
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[QUOTE=Traveler1234]It was a great two hour porn session. .....Money well spent.[/QUOTE]Welcome to the Tulip Fuck Club ;)
Mick/Tansak
My apologies for not introducing myself properly. Maybe I did but it was lost in translation - Giotto described my accent as "horrible" so that might explain it.
Just arrived home after 19hrs travel (upgrade to First Class to London was a nice wee bonus!). Cold though, 41 degrees (F) here and 95 degrees in Bangkok.
There has been a lot of posts in the past about arriving at BKK and getting through immigration, baggage reclaim and taxi but haven't seen any about getting through International Departures - an absolute ***** on Saturday night. Don't remember it being so bad the last couple of times I've been through there. Maybe a lot of flights going at the same time.
Was great meeting all you guys at LL, real good night on Friday and Mrs G is a wonderful, beautiful, funny lady - Giotto, you're a lucky man.
Till the next time gents.
[QUOTE=Sonic Bam]Mick/Tansak
My apologies for not introducing myself properly. Maybe I did but it was lost in translation - Giotto described my accent as "horrible" so that might explain it.
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I think someone else was doing the introductions and we caught the real name only. We did know you were monger though. Was a really cute girl you were with too. I loved her wavy brown hair (and the face).
I thought it was quite fortunate that you were from the East side of Scotland so that your accent was only a light brogue and easily understandable.
[QUOTE=Traveler1234]Typo noted and will change.
Don't listen to Mick - he is absolutely the most discriminating and educated monger I've met to date. High standards and ability to speak fluent Thai makes him a 'superstar' - my porn star would probably be rated a 6 by him. But he does tip well :D
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Well some Tulip girls may be a 6 for facial looks, but they never be less than 9 or 10 for sexual ability.
My Thai came unstuck when we went to Overtones music club at RCA. We were asking about the female sax player that T1234 had seen the previous night.
I thought i was told she was a person from the Philippines but actually the guy was saying "silapin" which in Thai means an artist. Mrs G was also lost when I asked about the "tham" (cave) she visited and used the wrong tone on the first attempt. I have been back in Australia too long.
I introduced T1234 to Utopia (Soapy MP) yesterday and he saw that they really do have some stunning girls there. Its also not far from Longbeach. T1234 is not as fussy as me about getting a really pretty girl, but all of the Utopia girls seem to be very well trained to give a super performance which satisfies me just as well as a Tulip experience and I can have a stunning girl as well.
Utopia report coming soon.
3rd night at the lodge Phen came to visit me from Pracheenburi. I have known her since maybe 15 years when she worked at Lollipop. She doesn't do P4P any more and has set up a business selling eggs and other things at the market.
So she was horny from no sex for a while and suggested we go up to the room without delay. She has lost weight, but still a heavy D cup, and is quite good shape. Very nice arse.
The amazing thing is she performs way better in bed than she did in her young days at Lollipop. Is it the extra experience or the increased desire???
Great blow-job in particular.
Some guys have PMed me about her after her D cups appeared in the photo gallery, but I can't give the info as unfortunately she has quit P4P.
[QUOTE=Mick Licker]Some guys have PMed me about her after her D cups appeared in the photo gallery, but I can't give the info as unfortunately she has quit P4P.[/QUOTE]Very sad News :(
[QUOTE=Duniawala]Met Poster after a long time. He is as usual a gentleman and a scholar. Still debating his move to LOS but I wish him all the best. there is no better gentleman.[/QUOTE]
Dear Sir,
If by chance there is one iota of truth in what you say about me, it is because I've had the good fortune in this life to chance upon people like yourself.
I could not possess even one ounce of the qualities you claim I have without the privilege of emulating the qualities I've come to find in you and those like you.
Cheers and hope that everything you consider to be good will come your way.
poster
Dear All,
I'd like to thank the members of the board for their gentlemanly conduct towards my ex-girlfriend-and-very-good-current-friend Jang. Let me just say, "Job well done!"
TOPICS OF DISCUSSION
1) Back when I was a kid I wasn't like Bill Clinton. I actually inhaled!
2) When men go crazy over Thai women.
3) 911 and the Invasion of Iraq
During our discussion I could not help remembering many of my previous ISG posts that seemed related. In fact, my flashing thoughts concerning those posts were so strong it seems I may have spent more time reliving them in my head than contributing to the current conversation. So here are three posts that I humbly submit as follow-up to our discussion.
Thank you and please enjoy.
1) Back when I was a kid I wasn't like Bill Clinton. I actually inhaled!
ADDICTED TO LIFE
Are these moralists really serious? Ha Ha Ha Ha!
My guess is that these "researchers" are not the moralists they have been brainwashed into believing they are, but merely another example of the blind leading the blind. Deep inside their moral exteriors I see them seeking a government grant so that they can fund their materialistic binges (might we say addictions?): 3,000 square foot home, two SUV's in the garage, 50 inch television, etcetera etcetera (sic).
They simply don't (and probably never will) realize that they are simple cogs in a complex wheel, that their morality is just a means for them to fund their immoral behavior. This will go on ad infinum until these sleeping moralists wake up. Scream in their ears and they will look at you with unbelieving eyes and proceed with their drudging and highly unproductive labors.
What is moral and what is immoral? Nobody will ever answer that question satisfactorily. Not because morals are constantly changing but because the principle behind it is a factitious one. Morality is for slaves, for men without spirit. And when I say spirit, I mean the Holy Spirit.
If these “researchers” want to tell us that pornography is worse than crack, perhaps they should smoke a little crack and then masturbate to some internet porn. That would be “real” research. But all they can muster is to ask for a government grant for the study brain waves. Brain waves! What the hell does a few electrostatic impulses have to do with a moral life? The moral life is a life that is lived, not a life that is studied under a microscopic lens. Morals are found in the act of living and will never be found by those that are afraid to live.
I have smoked crack a few times in the past and I have been whacking-off to pornography since I was eleven years old. There are a good ten gigabytes of pornography on my laptop computer at this very moment and I don’t feel the need to suddenly start whacking-off now.
Am I an addict? Of course I am and so is everyone else, whether they are aware of it or not. To say that sex is addictive is to say that life is addictive. Life does not want to perish. It clings to the earth with every tentacle it can find. Life is continued through the act of sex and that is the very reason that sex is so addictive, because life is addictive.
These “researchers” are doing nothing but trying to maintain the status quo and it goes without saying that those who strive to maintain the status quo are the most immoral of all. To them the great sin is to question the prevailing order. Yet every great thinker, every great artist, every great religious teacher did just that.
Every day the choice is presented to us, in a thousand different ways, to live up to the spirit which is in us or deny it. Whenever we talk about right and wrong we are turning the light of scrutiny upon our neighbors instead of upon ourselves. We judge in order not to be judged. We uphold the law, because it is easier than to defy it.
The neurotic character of our age is not only a sign of our guiltiness, it is also an indication of hopefulness. Instead of openly expressing their rebellion against the stupid and abominable scheme of things, men are expressing it through illness and maladaptation. The sick ones in our midst, and their number is increasing by leaps and bounds, are the criminals who have yet to be found out. They are undermining the social fabric even more than the industrialists and the militarists, even more than the priests and the scientists. Unable to buck the existent code, they render themselves inoperative–by becoming mental and moral cripples. They fail to realize, most of them, that it is precisely because of their spiritual nature that they have unwittingly outlawed themselves. They are symptomatic, in a negative way.
I stand in open defiance, typing this on my laptop computer, which is the most expensive thing I own. It contains ten gigabytes of pornography that I will sometimes masturbate with, and yes... I assume my brain waves are functioning in a normal and healthy manner.
Even so, I look at my pornography less and less as time goes on. Being that I live in Bangkok, Thailand, it should come as no surprise. I am forty-two years old and I am enjoying the best and most brazen sex of my life! The number forty-two was given as the answer to the mystery of the universe in the book titled “The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy.” Perhaps it is a correct answer.
I will continue to type on my most valuable possession as I will also continue to masturbate with my pornography. And by the way, I have no plans to put a stop to my current sex life. I am living life as I want to live it and I have no guilt. I contribute as little as possible to the status quo. I spend my money on beer, cigarettes, food, clothing, shelter, and of course, sex. I am addicted to nothing and I am addicted to everything, with one thing in particular.
It is a little thing called “life.”
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2) When men go crazy over Thai women.
HELP HELP HELP HELP (this ain't no bullshit) I know a guy that has been posting on ISG for a long time and he's in desperate need of help. One of his previous handles was "Dick Johnson" and I'm 100% certain he's a friend for some of you guys.
This fella (although he hasn't got a friggin' clue) is 100% in need of a few good slaps in the face. If he ain't corrected good and if he ain't corrected soon, it may be impossible to save what is left of him, and I'm dead-ass-serious.
He was once a clever-minded, highly informed, TEFLON coated mongerer (and I actually believed this about him too), but now he's infected with a virus 10,000 times more lethal than the bird flu. He's got the worse case of "Pussy Whip" I've ever seen in my life and I am down right fucking scared for his sanity and his life.
A BRIEF VIRAL ANALYSIS OF DICK'S CONDITION
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1) Came to Bangkok June 2005.
2) Met a Thai girl and fell in lust/love during the first week of July 2005
3) Suffered all common ailments of new love including: jealousy, distrust, frequent agreements, frequent breakups, frequent butterfly post breakup syndrome which magically disappeared after recoupling with his beloved, and finally, a continuous repetition of all previously stated symptoms.
4) post new love symptoms: delusional hallucinations such as: seeing his girlfriend fucking other men, believing (without any proof) every single insidious lie his Thai girlfriend feeds him, frequent drug usage (hemp, E, cocaine, etc), neurotic hysteria and the list goes on and on.
I left BKK on July 4th thinking all was well with Dick Johnson. He even called me once while I was in Oklahoma just to say hello. I returned to BKK on August 5th still believing all was well with Dear ole' Dick. He met me several times for beers and I even brought my girlfriend along on more than one occasion, but neither I nor my girlfriend ever caught a glimpse of his beloved.
It was not until sometime in September that I knew Dick was in need of intensive care. He called me one day and asked me to meet him. I was delighted as usual to have an excuse to get away from Khun Mia and immediately accepted his offer. This is where the trouble became known to me.
He took me to a bar and just as we were ordering beers my telephone rang. It my Khun Mia checking up on me so as to make sure I wasn't out screwing a different lady. She used my PCT phone to make the call and this is a pertinent fact because PCT phones do not forward the caller's ID so my mobile phone registered the caller as "Unknown."
Dick was looking at my phone like a cat ready to pounce on it's prey and when he saw the "unknown" number he ripped my phone out of my hand and said hello. After he realized that it was my Mia he gave the phone back to me. During this time I was wondering what the fuck was going through his mind. After I hung up with my Mia Dick said the following to me, "poster, have you been fucking my girlfriend?"
I was fucking shocked and horrified out of my skull at the insinuation and denied it on the spot. Then repeatedly denied it as he could not find it in himself to believe I was telling the truth. This went on and on until I told him I had to go and promptly left him alone.
He called and insisted that I meet with him the next day and also the next day after that. I repeatedly denied his accusations, but he insisted I was a liar and a fraud. He was so out of his flipping lid that he began to encourage me to tell the truth. He even said that he'd consider it a personal favor if I'd come clean and own up. I repeatedly denied all accusations and then he did something that scared the shit right out of me. He offered me 10,000 Baht if I'd only tell him the whole story. After my denial he whipped out another 10,000 Baht thus upping the reward of truthful behavior to a whopping 20,000 Baht!
Finally, out of sheer boredom, I decided to pretend that I had been fucking his girlfriend just to see what would happen so I whipped up a tale from the recollections of my most recent "short time/3F" encounters. It was all complete bullshit, but he bought it hook line and sinker and then slid the 20,000 under my nose. At this point I told him I could not accept it for being a good liar. I am such a good liar that many a Thai Bar Girl would benefit more than a little if I were to teach a class on how to lie without detection. Many of you guys don't know how lucky you are that I've never taught this class in Thailand.
After he put the money back in his wallet he whipped out a picture of his girlfriend and I was damned on the spot because she actually resembled a freelancer I poked back in August. It was such a crazy coincidence that I stupidly informed Dick that his girlfriend did indeed look like someone I'd fucked before.
I'm not sure which one of us looked most relieved, but I can tell you that I felt damn good that there was a possibility that he could be right. The thought that I might have banged his girlfriend gave me one of the craziest feelings I've ever experienced. The obvious conclusion, which happened the very next day, was that I was to meet Dick and his Girlfriend for a confrontation.
The next day I went to the Dynasty Hotel as we'd arranged and waited for Dick and his Girl to show up. As I sat perched in my barstool outside of the hotel I contemplated what the outcome of our meeting would bring. It was my hope that I would be able to tell Dick I'd never fucked his girlfriend and I was quite certain that Dick wanted me to confirm that I had fucked her.
As it turned out, his girlfriend was taller and better looking than the girl I short timed and I had no recourse but to once again deny any wrong doing. I even asked his girlfriend why she was lying to Dick about our supposed affair. "Pom yak rue thamai pooying gohoke khun Dick, phrawa, Pom mae hen pooying gup mae poot pooying gup mae mi tuk yang, logo ,Pom kit wa, pooying ba, Pom kit pooying bye setanya degwa, phrawa pooying over yuk yuk gup mae dee yuk yuk, Pom mae chop pooying prassat ting thong." As you can see, my Thai is pretty awful but she did indeed understand what I was getting at.
At this Dick grabbed his girl by the arm and forced her into a taxi to the shock and amazement of myself and every one else in the vicinity. All I wanted to do at that point was retreat to my apartment and hope that no one would remember my face in association with what had happened.
After the confrontation I quit speaking to Dick Johnson out of concern for my reputation. It is not a good idea to be considered a bad hearted person that is capable of boxing a girl on Soi 4. It's a good way to get the shit kicked out of you by a mob of enraged Thai folk. After the confrontation I simply gave the phone to my girlfriend each and every time Dick phone me. After a few days he stopped calling and I was quite relieved.
Well guys... Dick called me again last night (November 9th, about 10pm) and his condition has worsened, in fact I think it haqs reached the critical stage. He now believes that his girlfriend has been meeting me on a regular basis and even went so far as to say he was certain I'd met with her at least 50 times since the confrontation! HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP!!!!!
If any of you guys are Dick's friend or if someone out there just gives one small speck of an iota of shit for this man, please PM me and I'll give you his current phone number after I'm convinced you do in fact know him. I hope there is someone out there he will listen to because I am certain he his going to suffer a miserable insanity and maybe even death if someone doesn't save him.
I AM 100 PERCENT SERIOUS ABOUT THIS MATTER.
sincerely,
poster
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3) 911 and the Invasion of Iraq
Lost Sheep - 20th September 2001
Where are the sheep going now? It seems
they have gone mad, running from one lost
cause to another.
They were content in a pasture of gluttony,
sucking upon the grasses of oblivion until one
day they were startled by a hungry wolf.
It was an unusual occurrence, the sheep were
accustomed to laughing at the wolves while
sheltered behind a fence they believed
impenetrable.
Nothing could touch the sheep, they ate and
became abnormally fat. They watched the
wolves die, one by one, at the borders of the
fence they had made for themselves.
The years passed and the grasses within the
fence became scarce. It was a difficult time
for the sheep. They could not be satisfied with
the minimal quantity of grass within the
confines of their fence.
One day the lead sheep said, "It is time to
expand the fence! We are not accustomed to
this hunger in our belly." All the other sheep
agreed with their leader. Reluctantly, the fat
sheep got up and expanded the fence.
Once done with the daunting task, they were
again happy, the succulent grasses were
theirs for the taking. Now the sheep had a
bigger field of grass to eat. They didn't notice
the bones of the dead wolves they once
laughed at.
The lead sheep pointed at a starving wolf
standing on the other side of the new fence,
"Look there", he said as he swallowed a piece
of grass. "What does that silly wolf think he
wants?"
The flock laughed as they ate their grasses
blade by blade. When the grasses ran
out, they would again expand the fence.
Then one day, as the lead sheep pointed at
another starving wolf, the flock grew quiet,
for the wolf was inside the fence. He smiled
at the sheep, said a prayer to his God,
then mercilessly devoured their leader.
Shocked, the sheep couldn't believe their eyes.
"How could this happen to us", they wailed,
"God has forsaken us."
The wolf laughed and devoured a young lamb.
Smacking his lips, he grinned at the sheep and
said, "I was once a sheep like yourselves, but
I could find no grass to eat, for there was a
fence keeping me from it. My family starved
outside the fence and I lost my taste for
grasses"
The favorite sheep of the now eaten leader
stood and screamed at the wolf, "How dare
you invade our space! You were not invited!"
The wolf smiled as he swallowed another
lamb and replied, "That is your fault, you had
every opportunity."
The favorite sheep became fierce. "You're
right! We never invited you because-"
"Because you were fat and happy!", said the
wolf, as he swallowed the favorite sheep.
The wolf turned on the flock and yelled, "Aha!
You are my blades of grass now!"
The lone sheep smiled as he watched the
wolves in sheep’s clothing run away. He sat
there, eating the succulent grass, thinking
to himself: Where are the sheep going now?
It seems they have gone mad, running from
one lost cause to another.
[QUOTE=Mick Licker]Well some Tulip girls may be a 6 for facial looks, but they never be less than 9 or 10 for sexual ability.
My Thai came unstuck when we went to Overtones music club at RCA. We were asking about the female sax player that T1234 had seen the previous night..[/QUOTE]
Ditto on Tulip, again.
Mick - not sure if you checked out or not. Things changing again, looks like I will return to Bkk this weekend for business (yes, work/meeting scheduled for Sat) but the upside is I get Sat night free and plan on Overtones for the Jimi Hendrix tribute.
If your TG is up to it, join me - as Poster Lion pointed out, we can be discrete and on my best behavior when the situation requires the same ;)
[QUOTE=Traveler1234]Ditto on Tulip, again.
Mick - not sure if you checked out or not. Things changing again, looks like I will return to Bkk this weekend for business (yes, work/meeting scheduled for Sat) but the upside is I get Sat night free and plan on Overtones for the Jimi Hendrix tribute.
If your TG is up to it, join me - as Poster Lion pointed out, we can be discrete and on my best behavior when the situation requires the same ;)[/QUOTE]
Well she likes heavy metal and some heavy rock. I'll have to check if Hendrix is her style or not.
Today I leave the Lodge and go to Grand President (a little more expensive) but room is very slightly bigger. The thing is that this Hotel would seem totally dead if my GF weren't here to liven up the place a little.
Stiff Oak is going to have a full day with the very popular Miss T from the LL Sports bar. She certainly looks like a fun girl. Apparently he had a more than great time at Nataree yesterday. He couldn't believe the level of service received.
[QUOTE=PosterLion]Dear All,
I'd like to thank the members of the board for their gentlemanly conduct towards my ex-girlfriend-and-very-good-current-friend Jang. Let me just say, "Job well done!"
TOPICS OF DISCUSSION
1) Back when I was a kid I wasn't like Bill Clinton. I actually inhaled!
2) When men go crazy over Thai women.
3) 911 and the Invasion of Iraq
<cut> and so on.....
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I only just got time to read this epistle in between mongering and meeting up with the GF.
Are you a writer by profession PosterLion?
Certainly a ROD without doubt.
Its great to see stylish writing that is open and honest without all the bullshit we sometimes see from the satirical type of writers.
Its great you brought Jaeng along. She certainly added to the party in many ways. I rarely meet such smart Thai women. I'm hanging in the wrong areas too much.
Hi all,
I'm in Taiwan for business and found really cheap tickets to BKK, so I'll be coming in tonght for my second time. Stayed at the hotel last April and had a blast, so I'm looking forward to being back. I'll be staying for 3 nights, and my girlfriend from Taiwan will be joining me for the third night, then we'll both go over to Pattaya for 2 nights, since we've never been out of Bangkok before.
Anyway, if people are around, say Hi.
Also, I see people raving about Tulip being a great place. Where is it, and how much does it usually run?
See you!
[QUOTE=Hatachi]Hi all,
I'm in Taiwan for business and found really cheap tickets to BKK, so I'll be coming in tonght for my second time. Stayed at the hotel last April and had a blast, so I'm looking forward to being back. I'll be staying for 3 nights, and my girlfriend from Taiwan will be joining me for the third night, then we'll both go over to Pattaya for 2 nights, since we've never been out of Bangkok before.
Anyway, if people are around, say Hi.
Also, I see people raving about Tulip being a great place. Where is it, and how much does it usually run?
See you![/QUOTE]
Here is a link to BKK Oily MPs Map:
[url]http://maps.google.com.au/maps/ms?hl=en&gl=au&ie=UTF8&oe=UTF8&msa=0&msid=112522687346612693021.00044836624e9b986acc9&ll=13.729547,100.570049&spn=0.058532,0.074844&z=14&iwloc=0004484883f0d64418b5b[/url]
Tulip is 6th marker (wheelchair :))on the list.
Giottos Guide:
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=659352&postcount=2864[/url]
See chapter 2.12
A little summary of Tulip Girls:
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=714068&highlight=Tulip#post714068[/url]
Standard tip for FS is 1500฿ (first shot). Pay for massage part separately downstairs (girl doesn't get any money from massage fee at all).
[QUOTE=Hatachi]Hi all,
Also, I see people raving about Tulip being a great place. Where is it, and how much does it usually run?
See you![/QUOTE]
Go to Bangkok Massage Parlor thread, type in Tulip in search and read to your heart's content.....;)
[QUOTE=Hatachi]Hi all,
Also, I see people raving about Tulip being a great place. Where is it, and how much does it usually run?
See you![/QUOTE]
Go to Bangkok Massage Parlor thread, type in Tulip in search and read to your heart's content.....;)
PS - returning Sat afternoon, Giotto: going to take your friend M to Overtones on Sat...I assume it's the monthly pool party Sat night?
[QUOTE=Traveler1234]Go to Bangkok Massage Parlor thread, type in Tulip in search and read to your heart's content.....;)
PS - returning Sat afternoon, Giotto: going to take your friend M to Overtones on Sat...I assume it's the monthly pool party Sat night?[/QUOTE]Mr. Marketing Director,
RIGHT. Shouldn't you know :) ???
Giotto