Cartagena Reports

[QUOTE=Dodger Bulldog]This is good advice.

Besides, it seems all the hot Colombianas claim they are from Medellin, whether they are or not. You won't know the difference.

DB[/QUOTE]

When the chica says she is a paisa, ask her if she has ever worked at Mayorista or knows about Mayorista.The chicas there charge 20,000 (twenty thousand) pesos for 1/2 hour. If she does not know about Mayorista, ask her if she knows where Mangos is and tell her Mayorista is 10 minutes from there.

So the "paisa" at LDV wants 200,000 pesos for short time and you tell her that you pay the paisas at Mayorista 20,000. You can bargain from there. :-)

Also just because you can not reach an agreement one night, does not mean that you can not work sometime out another. I was at a casa in Cartagena and the chica asked for 150,000 pesos for a hour at the casa plus the room fee. I thanked her for the kind offer, said no, and walked out and went to another casa. The next time I returned to that casa, she told me 30,000 pesos for a hour.

Remember that it is a game. Play the game.

[QUOTE=Jelly Donut]A lot of the girls are impressed with the aquarium "Oceanario Islas del Rosario". Some girls seem to have a thing for dolphins, but my impression is a lot of the more popular girls in Cartagena have already been there. So, if you can find a girl(s) who has not been there, you are better off. You'll get better value if it's her first time there or, maybe, if her eyes really light up at the idea.[/QUOTE]I took a cute Bogotona to the Rosario Islands and had a great time - so did she. Being an landlubber, she was pretty excited about being on the 'Miami Vice' fast-boat to the islands - she was thrilled, but when the boat took some serious air, the look on her face was priceless.

So I agree, find a chica who has not 'been there and done that'.

BTW, speaking of fast-boats, if you or your chica happen to have back problems, you may want to consider the larger, slow boat to the islands if the seas are choppy that day. When the boat take air, they come down in the water like hitting cement, and it can be pretty nasty on one's lower back.

[QUOTE=Jelly Donut]A lot of the girls are impressed with the aquarium "Oceanario Islas del Rosario". Some girls seem to have a thing for dolphins, but my impression is a lot of the more popular girls in Cartagena have already been there. So, if you can find a girl(s) who has not been there, you are better off. You'll get better value if it's her first time there or, maybe, if her eyes really light up at the idea.[/QUOTE]Totally agreed.

Take the fast boat there. It's a blast.

I took a regular non-working girl (professional chemist). She loved the ride, and was absolutely blown away by the aquarium. I don't believe that she had ever seen any of these animals before.

The aquarium is obviously a big thing in Colombia, but it is extremely rinky dink by our standards, as you can see from these photos. I can't imagine her reaction if she ever gets to visit Sea World!

We spent the rest of the day sucking down drinks at the beach.

Funny thing. Once when I went to the bathroom, I came back to find her looking at the photos on my camera. She accused me of being with putas.

Imagine that!

I admitted that is the very reason I came to Colombia. She threw a tantrum, screaming and crying and telling me that I was just like the Colombian men. Then she stormed out of the apartment, vowing never to see me again.

Fifteen minutes later, there was a knock at the door. She wanted back inside. It was never mentioned again.

That was two years ago, and she still emails and even calls sometimes...

DB

[QUOTE=Gonzo]I took a cute Bogotona to the Rosario Islands and had a great time - so did she. Being an landlubber, she was pretty excited about being on the 'Miami Vice' fast-boat to the islands - she was thrilled, but when the boat took some serious air, the look on her face was priceless.

So I agree, find a chica who has not 'been there and done that'.

BTW, speaking of fast-boats, if you or your chica happen to have back problems, you may want to consider the larger, slow boat to the islands if the seas are choppy that day. When the boat take air, they come down in the water like hitting cement, and it can be pretty nasty on one's lower back.[/QUOTE]I'm sure she worked all of Gonzo's kinks out :-)

I agree this is a great excursion to take with a non-pro. Back in 2005, I took a regular girl from Sucre there, and we had a great time. Price was COP 50,000, if I remember correctly, plus a COP 9000 or so National Park entrance fee (since Islas del Rosario is a Natural Coral sanctuary). The total price includes a free lunch on one of the islands. Entrance to the aquarium was extra, COP 12,000 or so, I think. Definitely worth it: especially the shark-feeding show was eery. Of course, nothing to rival Marine World, but pretty nice, anyway, with giant sea turtles, sting rays, dolphins, of course, and all types of tropical fish. Overall, at a cost of roughly USD 35.00, an inexpensive way to spend a day away from Cartagena. The views of Cartagena from the water are very nice, too.

EA

[QUOTE=Sylvester]Are you referring to this girl ?[/QUOTE]Yes. that is her people. Do change you think these girls love selling their body to fat tourist? She has told me of a number of guys who have wanted to bankroll her as you put it and she has turned them down.

[QUOTE=Neh Hoe]Yes. that is her people. Do change you think these girls love selling their body to fat tourist? She has told me of a number of guys who have wanted to bankroll her as you put it and she has turned them down.[/QUOTE]

A puta turn down western union payments ? Bullshit ! These girls are addicted to the easy money. Think about it, she gets payment without having to spead her legs ? Its all about money to them. That is why they continue to work even when they have a gringo sucker sending money from abroad. They want more money.

You cannot domesticate a pro.

[QUOTE=Sylvester]A puta turn down western union payments ? Bullshit ! These girls are addicted to the easy money. Think about it, she gets payment without having to spead her legs ? Its all about money to them. That is why they continue to work even when they have a gringo sucker sending money from abroad. They want more money.

You cannot domesticate a pro.[/QUOTE]


Sylvester, leave the poor boy alone he's in love with that puta and she's in love with money. Its a match made in Colombia LDV... lol.

I think he is already sending money IMO.

[QUOTE=Ticasonar]I'm sure she worked all of Gonzo's kinks out :-)[/QUOTE]Why... yes she did!!! And then some... ;^)

Here are a few pix from the aquarium. The dolphin finished his moonwalk dance right in front of me, with a humongous bellyflop, which soaked me (but that's ok, it's freakin' hot there). So camera bearers, beware of those nefarious dolphins. Unfortunately, I can't show a pic of my chica, she made me promise, no internet fotos.

[QUOTE=Rufus]Sylvester, leave the poor boy alone he's in love with that puta and she's in love with money. Its a match made in Colombia LDV... lol.

I think he is already sending money IMO.[/QUOTE]


Trying to spare a monger a lot of heart ache and money waste. Oh well, he will learn the hard way.

[QUOTE=Sylvester]Trying to spare a monger a lot of heart ache and money waste. Oh well, he will learn the hard way.[/QUOTE]

I know buddy but we both know he's a lost cause. Just got to sit back now and watch the on coming train wreck and I thought Colombia got rid of its rail network... :(

Am I the only person who thinks Neh Hoe is a fake?

I mean just say the name.

Something just does not feel right here. Perhaps Neh Hoe is a troll.

Nor do I think the Jeffs (997,998,999) were real either. Something seemed wrong there too.

Perhaps I have just become too jaded in life.

By the way those were great photos of the aquarium Gonzo. Much better then the ones that I took the day that I went over there with four chicas. :-)

[QUOTE=Sylvester]A puta turn down western union payments ? Bullshit ! These girls are addicted to the easy money. Think about it, she gets payment without having to spead her legs ? Its all about money to them. That is why they continue to work even when they have a gringo sucker sending money from abroad. They want more money.

You cannot domesticate a pro.[/QUOTE]That is a interesting thought in a world full of possiblities. Exprience has shown me there are no absolutes.

[QUOTE=Treeshark]Am I the only person who thinks Neh Hoe is a fake?

I mean just say the name.

Something just does not feel right here. Perhaps Neh Hoe is a troll.

Nor do I think the Jeffs (997,998,999) were real either. Something seemed wrong there too.

Perhaps I have just become too jaded in life.

By the way those were great photos of the aquarium Gonzo. Much better then the ones that I took the day that I went over there with four chicas. :-)[/QUOTE]Are you a fake? I guess you ask the question because I just joined the board. Angie is my new girl and if things work out she will be my wife. I have also made sure she does not need to work instead she will be going to school. I have seen the statements from moneygram and western union.

I am not real? My mommy is going to be surprised to there this!

[QUOTE=Treeshark]Nor do I think the Jeffs (997,998,999) were real either. Something seemed wrong there too.[/QUOTE]