Squirting-The Final Report-My infield experiment.
Squirting. The 7th most searched term on the internet worldwide. Here it is. The fluid that is secreted (When it gushes. So beyond the trickle) is NOT [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord109][CodeWord109][/url]. BUT it does have a fluid component that is also found in [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord109][CodeWord109][/url]. But that does not make it [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url]. I use to think it was [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord134][CodeWord134][/url] too. And that was until I decided to start implementing those "pocket rocket" clit vibrators into my monger repertoire. Long story short I studied this dude who has a DVD out showing different techniques to make squirting happen. Well I decided to implement these combined with the clit vibrator. Well low and behold the first 2 girls I did this with DID ejaculate a significant amount of fluid. NO it was not to the point that I needed to put on my Waders or my Scuba Mask or my Water Weenie, but it did absolutely soak the bed. So what does a good armchair scientist do when he is trying to support a hypothesis? I SMELLED it. Both times. And it smelled nothing like [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord109][CodeWord109][/url] whatsoever. In fact it smelled like pussy! It smelled like a womans pussy smells like after a long active day without showering. It did not smell bad at all. In fact the next day I could not help myself as I found myself smelling it to see if I could pull off keeping the comforter there without changing it for my next mark. The answer was "No" the comforter had to go because as the hours passed and the heat worked its way in the room it began smelling like an even stronger and stronger essence of pussy. If you lined up 100 guys in that room to smell it they would say that it was pussy juice. We have now solved this perplexing and controversial topic.
Dr. Ruth.
Take a walk on the wild side
With thanks to Poonhound69, I was able to locate the lowest of the lowest when it comes to fun. The kind of place where even *I* would insist on using a condom. In other words. Paradise!
It's in the middle of Deira, aka Little India. Sorry upfront to the PC Gestapo who would be insulted by attaching such a derogatory sign to an otherwise fine neighborhood. But you know where you can shove it. When you have to pass by the garbage dump, ditch a couple of puddles of unknown nature, you can be rest assured: you are walking towards heaven.
Once reaching the place, I called the number Poonhound69 gave me, and a lady said she would meet me there. Cool! She appeared, and ran off almost instantaneously. A weird situation followed; I had to follow her at some 10 meters distance. No worries, I follow her through the back alleys of Deira and after a good number of dubious corridors, we reach her place. And what a place it is. The "rooms" are literally the size of the beds, all separated by curtains. But hey, I am here to partake so let's get to it.
The lady who picked me up, shall we call her miss B. , opened up one of the bed cubicles and suggested I strip down. No place to put your clothes, anywhere is fine. Sure, wtf. I paid her the 200 dh which she accepted without a fuzz. Dafuq?? Paid too much! This was confirmed by the booth next to me with an south-east Asian. Again, my sincere apologies to the PC Gestapo, but hey, then again "codeword001. . . Codeword999" YOU! The lady in the next booth (let's call her miss P.) was arguing "come on baby, why not pay me a 100? So yeah, I definitely overpaid, but well, you can't really overpay at 200.
Miss B. was smelly, and chewing gum all the time. Some folx might be turned off by this, but I loved it! This is the lowest of the lowest, and it just seemed right! She started with an attempt at massage. Utterly failed, but what to expect, right? It just fitted in the overall picture. Then on came the condom and a nice session ensued. Unfortunately, I was too tired so getting hard was an issue. Miss B. really tried and took her time to make me come, which was appreciated. She doesn't watch the clock. I guess the 200 dh paid off after all. In comparison, the guy next to me, finished in literally 2 minutes. The old saying that Indians are 2-2-2 is indeed correct. Oops, did it again: insulted a whole group based on silly stereo types!
The fucking was good, but I needed a little more help, and miss B. was very patient. Once she noticed that I like a good ol' FUTB, she donned a condom and shoved her finger right up. Excellent! Somehow her working my arse, chewing gum religiously, smelling her BO, and me touching myself, did the trick and finally I finished. It was nasty, it was low-class, it was dirty. It was perfect!
Poonhound69, you restored my faith in Dubai. I remember the times where you could get a fuck for 50 with the cabby taking 10, and I thought these times were long gone. Sure, prices have gone up, and Africans have replaced PRC at the bottom, but the concept of low-class, dirty, smelly, grungy sex still exists!
Ambiance: fuck no.
Looks: fuck no.
Cleanliness: fuck no.
WIR: fuck yeah!
Fun with Cobone, yallabanana, groupon etc
If you like massage, then group discount sites are a great tool to find new locations. What's even better is that you don't actually have to buy a coupon. This may sound obvious to most of us, but some fellow mongers wrote in their report that they did purchase a discount voucher. Dafuq?
No need! Just get the name from the site. Most ads have a phone number of the place, and sometimes they even post a handy map. Then simply show up and say you want the deal. I never had any problem.
Pro-tip: just enter a random place you want to try and say you're there for the 69 dh deal. They will reply that there is no deal, so you say "but I just called to make an appointment, my name is Dave / Bill / Whatever". This will generate some confusion, but quite often they will give in. Business is slow, and a customer is a customer. If you feel that they are really not willing, then a last trick you can try is to say that you read there is a 69 offer for one hour, and a 119 for two hours, so you'd like the two hours option. More money for them to sweeten the deal and we all know that 120 minutes usually ends up being 90.
Once the lady told me that I must be in the wrong spa, because the salon down the road had the offer. So I asked why is she sending my business to her competitor? She thought about that and realized it was a good point, so she gave me the 69 deal.
Be prepared to walk away if they don't give you the discount, because if you accept a higher price, you'll be forever their bottom biatch. And remember, a nice smile and being polite always helps!
My eventful Weekend in DXB
I had a couple of reasons to be in DXB so I stayed there for the weekend.
Thursday:
So I checked into my hotel apartment and headed out for dinner with some friends. Later that night I contacted fellow ISG member; my man; AlexJ7. My man was out and we agreed to hook up at the Moscow. I've read about it many times but never been there. So I joined AlexJ7 who was chilling with his ladies. I see he has covered that part of the evening pretty well in his FR #18464.
I really enjoyed the awesome performances upstairs and the company. But as AlexJ7 has said, there were way too many dudes downstairs in the club! Regardless, I enjoyed the company and music. And I second your assessment of your new young GF – she is HOT and it's apparent that she wants it always. She couldn't get her hands and lips off you even whilst out!
As AlexJ7 reports, we headed to Hues with his new love / lust and her friend, the Tajik. Another place I had never been and left it to him to work his magic to get us in there. After some drinks and those ladies can drink!! We left hues. Whilst we chatted and shared shisha, I couldn't read the Tajik's situation. Is she working, is she off duty, is she waiting for someone? Didn't know so I thought lets just keep it civilized and not ask her those questions. Anyway, we all said our goodbyes and went to our respective destinations. I got to my hotel and at this point I was feeling horny so I decided to order some delivery service from one Russian service provider in DXB. I got 2 ladies to choose from and made my choice. A young and pretty Russian lady. As I waited, through communication with Alex7 J I learn that I could have taken the Tajik as she was available. DAMN! I was so gutted and still gutted as I found her quite attractive. I made a schoolboy error there. So my man advised me to enjoy my breakfast that was being delivered and try the Tajik for lunch. I loved that idea.
The breakfast delivered:
She arrived and the photos were pretty accurate. I had booked her for 2 hours and we spent the first 30 mins drinking and chatting and listening to music and soon she starts doing a strip tease. She was very good and turned me on so much. After that she invites me to my bedroom and wants to put condom on to do the deed. But I opted for more foreplay. She started teasing me with her legs wide open; one had rubbing her clit and the other fingering her pussy whilst I watched. I joined in the action but apparently my finger not allowed inside – dick only. So I took over clit duties whilst she fingered herself until she climaxed. At this point I was so horny and tried to go for DATY only for her to tell me that that's bad and that a lot of research have shown that it causes STI. WTF!! I stayed calm and said OK how about a BBBJ. She said it's the same, very bad and that she used to do it but a doctor once looked in her mouth and saw some form of infection and apparently was due to her giving BBBJ so she no longer offers this. WTF! At this point I thought I'll rather keep my horny-ness for the Tajik so I asked her to leave but she was insisting that she wants me to fuck her but I politely declined and sent her off.
Alex7 J couldn't get hold of the Tajik so he arranged and sent Era, a friend of his new love. She was clearly nervous at least at the beginning. At this time it was broad daylight.
Time with Era.
Era arrived and I think it was around 10.30 am on Friday. Spent sometime to break the ice and got her comfortable. She was relaxed soon after but complained of being tired because she had had no sleep. We had showers and jumped in bed. She wanted to check my dick to see if she could manage and I assured her I was just normal size and nothing to worry. Anyway whilst in bed she asked for the condoms and I was in the mood for foreplay. She seemed to want to get things done so she could sleep given she was tired. So being the gentleman I told her to just get some sleep and we will have fun after she has had some rest. She was grateful for this offer. We rested and behold I was up at 3 pm but she was still asleep. She wasn't responding well to my attempts to wake her. Around 4 pm she was woken up by a phone call and had her conversations in Russian. OK now she's awake. But she seemed grumpy and asked me if it'll be OK for her to go home. Being the laid back guy that I am I said to her if that's what you want to do then ok fine. She said thanks and then goodbye so she left.
This isn't going well so far but I think the though of the Tajik and possibility of seeing her later was keeping me horny-ness in check. So I thought I need a mammoth session to stop blue balls.
Clearly in these cases I made massive schoolboy errors all over the place. Too laid back and paying upfront.
Could there be a silver lining?
My eventful weekend Part II. The Silver Lining
It's late afternoon on Friday and chatting with my friend Alex7 J about how the night / morning went. My man figures I need a big session to balance things up and tells me about his ex Ukrainian porn star lady (Miss M) who is back in DXB. So he hooks us up and we agree to meet later around 11 pm.
I went out with some friends and around 1145 I went across to Amika and invited Miss M there. Atmosphere there was awesome with some good looking women – a mix of WGs and civilians as per my assessment. Drink of choice for us was tequila and we consumed an awful lot of the stuff. After having some amazing fun in the club, we headed back to my hotel.
Miss M speaks very good English, and takes pride in her appearance. Conversations and chemistry was as though we had known each other for years. Back at the hotel room we hit the Vodka bottle. After a couple of drinks she went to have a shower and out came this tall lady in thong and suspenders. At this point I started thinking perhaps I'm hallucinating from too much booze. She looked stunning. Then the dick tease began. I had some messages I was replying but she was following me around to nail me. Anyway ditched the damn phone and she started erotic dancing. Sitting on and rubbing my dick. Next I knew we were on the bed and what a BBBJ! As if she had not been fed meat for a long long time and her life depended on sucking every juice out of me. It was a prolonged deep BBBJ. Out came my lubricant and I asked her to bend over as I fingered both her pussy and ass; akin to how one holds a ball for bowling. She was in her paradise and loved the action especially with the lubricant. Took sometime but she came. Then it was more BBBJ. After that she put the condom on me and what a marathon that ensued. Thank goodness for my new years resolution of doing more cardio exercises for it came very handy. She's just a sex machine. Tried many positions and eventually doggy where I was asked to fuck the ass as well. Who am I to disagree? I pummeled that ass, venting my frustrations from previous night and day and she was just loving each pound. When I was about to come I told her I wanted to shoot in her mouth so she gladly took the condom off and commenced a deep and an amazing BBBJ. Finished in her mouth and not even a drop was wasted. She swallowed everything and continued to suck as if she was still thirsty. It felt like having outpaced Mo Farah in a marathon. I was shuttered so went for a wash. I felt I had finally tamed this sex beast, as she wanted to rest. I came back from the shower and we chatted for a bit. At around 6 am she left reluctantly as I had some appointments in the afternoon.
I, the hunter became the hunter here as she was so hungry for it. It was such an awesome experience and made me pleased to have had those fruitless sessions the night prior. I needed my A game for this one.
