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I studied thai script, they look a little different from other scrips based on sanskrit but they are pronounced the same e. G. SA RE A, SA RE E, etc. And the scripts share the same constructs. The Thai vocabulary has a large of number of its words borrowed from Sanskrit, therefore, many thai words sound familiar to a South Indian speaker of Hindi, Bengali, etc. For example:

SAAMI Which is HUSBAND SWAMI (HINDI)

PANRYA WIFE PREEYA (HINDI) (BTW, the literal pronunciation of the written form PANRAYA is actually PREEYA)

MAHAWITHYALAY SCHOOL / COLLEGE MAHABITHYALAY (HINDI)

As for Sanskrit's European connection, just google "Lithuania and Sanskrit"

[QUOTE=Syzygies; 1282672]You made some good points, but forgive me if I don't swallow that one, as a skeptical type.

Yes Thai script is vaguely similar to Tamil but closer to Laos and Khmer scripts. Of course the languages were spoken long before they had any scripts at all. Scripts were an afterthought.

Quoting Wikipedia:

"The Thai alphabet is derived from the Old Khmer script (akkhara khamen) , which is a southern Brahmic style of writing called Vatteluttu. Vatteluttu was also commonly referred to as the Pallava script by scholars of Southeast Asian studies such as George Coedes.

According to tradition it was created in 1283 by King Ramkhamhaeng the Great "

I do know that many Thai words, especially Khmer influenced, are similar to some Indian language words. E. G. What Arun "The Temple of Dawn". Arun or a very similar word appears in some Indian languages, right? I recall meeting an Indian named Arun, I think. Arun is a not a commonly used Thai word, its more of a stylistic alternate one. Thai has borrowed words from several origins, including many English words. Khmer is one of the strongest due to Khmer dominance of the region in times long gone by. The Thai numbers sound very similar to some Cantonese numbers.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Syzygies; 1283359]Be aware that after showering in a massage place, that you may smell a bit too nice. Perhaps go for a short fast run to get suitably sweaty to disguise that. Also take a shower just before you leave home, so that you start off smelling nice when you leave, to reduce the difference when you get home. Anyway shower and get clean in Thailand more than you normally do, at least twie a day, but perhaps more times when its very hot.

I often arrive home with some stuff like large paper coffee cup to help explain that I could have wasted time reading the newspaper in the Coffee shop.

Despite all these things my GF is not stupid and knows that if I am not getting enough at home, I am certainly likely to have some naughty recreation. Use condoms and reliable massge places so you don't get the clap. Wash hands and other parts properly afterwards. No one would go home to wife smelling of pussy, surely, no matter how clean the girl seemed?[/QUOTE]I second all the above. Also:

• If you go to oilies, make sure you use very hot water in the after shower to get it all off. New girls in particular tend to use too much oil and it can linger on the skin. Nothing worse than trying to explain how you got lubed up all over.

• The soaps (at soapies or oilies) have cheap and distinctive fragrances. Take a wrapped bar from your hotel and ask the girl to use that instead.

• Being very loving and considerate, arrange a tour for both of you to something really chick friendly and boring, like a dancing school or yoga class. Then, when the time comes, tell her you're a bit sick, but, being selfless and concerned for her happiness, tell her bravely that you'll be OK, go by yourself.

[QUOTE=Wendella;1284447]Gentle reminder. I want to see this system, man![/QUOTE]Yeah, it's not on top of my priority list but eventually I'll get to writing it.

Was with a Badoo girl last weekend and even though she messages me every day, she's not "repeat material"

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;1284403]Tony, one reason I think is the difference between Farang and Thai hair. We tend to have much finer hair than Thais and that requires a ver different approach to styling. Stylists here get little practice with fine hair.[/QUOTE]Finer Hair and bigger cocks.

Regular girls here also get little practice with bigger cocks.

LOL.

(Sorry couldn't help myself)

[QUOTE=Syzygies; 1282640]I don't believe Pali and Thai are considerd to be in the same language families. Sanskrit and Pali are from the Indo-Aryan family according to Wikipedia (just checked) , but Thai is not.

Forms of Buddhism have spread to many countries, like the spread of Islam and Christianity. Is my home country (Christian dominant) influenced by Palestine / Israel? I don't like to think so.

Yes Thai culture is influenced by Buddhism, but they also believe in pagan spirits. The 5 main Buddhist precepts are broken happily by Thais on a daily basis. Mai Pen Rai[/QUOTE]If everything was left to your belief, you would have loved to believe that ancient Indian culture, language, or religion had absolutely no influence on the SE Asian region of Thai, Khmer, Myanmarese, Laotian, Indonesian.

Thankfully no one can believe in your beliefs because FACTS WILL REMAIN FACTS.

Just to add fire to your Anti Indian Tirade.

Indian Origin Pali and sanskrit is still taught in schools here,

Indian Origin Buddhism and Hinduism is still actively practised by Thais everyday.

Ramakian (Epic from India called Ramayana) is a revered Epic in Thailand, with many kings having names of Rama.

Go figure and STFU with your half baked beliefs.

Put knowledge and facts before your so called "beliefs".

I got the question the other day from a bloke who asked if I could let him know where Pink Massage was. He was affraid to not see it and go too far down the soi.

Now I am not expert but don't people use google maps properly?

In less than a minute, I got right at PINK Massage's doorstep using google maps.

1. Make sure you type the approximate address or area properly: Bangkok sukhumvit soi 24 (see Image 01)

2. You see that Yellow dude in the top left? Drag his ass to the spot where you want to look (See image 02)

3. Browse the streets as if you were walking there! And find what you are looking for (See image 03)

Easy no?

[QUOTE=Harold444;1284251]Please tell us more! What lines (lies) do you use to get free chicks?[/QUOTE]I tell them I'm an English teacher. Weeds out the ones who are strictly after money!

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy; 1284470]Finer Hair and bigger cocks.

Regular girls here also get little practice with bigger cocks.

LOL.

(Sorry couldn't help myself) [/QUOTE]555555 + Great one!

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy; 1284486]I got the question the other day from a bloke who asked if I could let him know where Pink Massage was. He was affraid to not see it and go too far down the soi.

Now I am not expert but don't people use google maps properly?

In less than a minute, I got right at PINK Massage's doorstep using google maps.

1. Make sure you type the approximate address or area properly: Bangkok sukhumvit soi 24 (see Image 01)

2. You see that Yellow dude in the top left? Drag his ass to the spot where you want to look (See image 02)

3. Browse the streets as if you were walking there! And find what you are looking for (See image 03)

Easy no?[/QUOTE]Well as you know, you can't drag his arse down little Sois, but you can see to the end of Soi. I tried some time ago and guess from your pics, its still the same. Obviously many ISGers are not compentent to use the internet though. That's why we get a lot of silly questions.

You could paste a link to the Google Maps view, then would be clearer than your snapshots.

[url=http://maps.google.com.au/maps?q=Sukhumvit+Soi+24+Pink+Massage+Bangkok&hl=en&ll=13.729609,100.569384&spn=0.000042,0.014226&sll=-25.335448,135.745076&sspn=31.154942,58.271484&hq=Sukhumvit+Soi+24+Pink+Massage&hnear=Bangkok,+Thailand&t=m&z=16&layer=c&cbll=13.729706,100.569425&panoid=YhzJmCq0_r5DPzPbvv3aqg&cbp=12,130.29,,2,1.74]Dragged his arse to get this view[/url]

Sorry I don't write American. An Ass is like a donkey.

[QUOTE=Tony Hoeprano;1277411]Mango isn't really a soapy and when I stopped in the other day, nothing to write home about in the looks department so I left. Check out dream heaven on 33 and opt for nuru massage. They usually have a hot one or two available.[/QUOTE]I decided to follow Tony's advice and stopped by Dream Heaven in Soi 33 about 5 days ago, wanting to try the Nuru gel massage.

I rather pretty girl with a very nice slender body greeted me, and we agreed on the 90 minute Nuru treatment.

In the room, she said she was 22 years old, and I think she said her name was 'Nam'. I could not find her picture on their web site. She had the most gorgeous breasts I have seen in a long time. Natural, firm, perky, absolutely perfect young girl's breasts. The rest of her body was delightful too, no stretch marks, no scars, no sagging anywhere. My hopes were high.

But, there were to be several disappointments. While she did clean me thoroughly there was no play in the shower. She was very timid, maybe inexperienced, or maybe the chemistry between us just didn't work. Even worse, I don't think the Nuru gel they use is real Nuru. It dries up and becomes semi-sticky rather quickly, so the whole Nuru experience was not what I expected. There was a few minutes of body-to-body sliding which was enjoyable, but when we then went for the intercourse, there was no gel left. Just a slightly sticky film on our bodies.

So for those wanting a real Nuru experience I would not recommend Dream Heaven.

[QUOTE=Harry Dude; 1284847]I decided to follow Tony's advice and stopped by Dream Heaven in Soi 33 about 5 days ago, wanting to try the Nuru gel massage.

So for those wanting a real Nuru experience I would not recommend Dream Heaven.[/QUOTE]I totally agree. If someone is looking for a nuru massage then Dream Heaven seems to be the worst option. One time I opted the nuru at DH Soi 33 and it was one of the biggest mistakes I ever done in BKK. After the session I complained to mamasan and her only one answer was: 'come tomorrow, I will train the girls'. I just think, DH is a place for sex, not for nuru. Colonze seems to be only one place (correct me if I'm wrong) where we can have a real nuru massage.

Cheers.

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