Pattaya Reports

Very good FR. You should have more posts in the forum going by your experience.

Nicely narrated. Will help all.

Yes please post more of your experiences of Pattaya.

Do post your recent experience too after the tour.

Thanks,

[QUOTE=Adrena;1830253]I have been a lurker for a long time. I will return to Pattaya in a few days time, so I thought it would be helpful if I posted a report my last monger trip.

I am a 32 year-old, white, American man who stays in good shape. Last year was my first monger trip ever and having it be Pattaya was almost overkill.

Day 1:

I arrived at BKK at 6:30 pm And was met by a taxi driver with my name on a card. I had booked the taxi through the Jasmine Hotel. The total cost was 1000 baht. (They have since raised it to 1250).

I took this option because I didn't want to worry about trivial things during my visit. I napped on the drive from BKK and the drive seemed to take forever. Finally, street lights broke the darkness of Thailand's countryside. Motorbikes, cars, and city life followed. Driving in Thailand is hectic to say the at least. I spent the last 20 minutes of transport watching scooters fly around the van, inches from serious injury.

The driver pulled up to a back alley and parked. I couldn't see any hotel, but he motioned for me to follow him, so I did. He cut through bars and back streets carrying my bag until we hit the exact center of Walking Street (W. S.). Going from the silence of the ride to the sounds of the street felt almost overwhelming, but in a good way. Everywhere I looked, I saw beautiful half-naked girls calling loudly to me. At first, I thought it might be my looks, or my jeans and nice shirt. It wasn't until the next night that I realized that's what they do for every man.

The driver continued to walk through side roads until we arrived at the Jasmine Hotel. The hotel allows you to pay at the end of your stay, reserve online without a credit card, and is in the heart of W. S. Those things together made me happily pick it. I'm glad I did! Check in was smooth, the room was clean, I never heard any outside noise, and it was convenient. I highly recommend that hotel to first time mongers.

After a quick shower, I hit W. S. For dinner. I ended up at a restaurant on W. S. Which had a decent burger but nothing worth remembering. I paid 300 for a burger and a beer. With food in my stomach and my travel rust knocked off, it felt like time to see what Pattaya W. S. Had to offer.

Go-go's are my cup of tea. I absolutely love them. I hopped from one to the next, never staying longer than a single beer. Kid in a candy shop feels like an understatement when compared to a bad boy in Pattaya. I must have went to at least 15 go-go's the first night, and had a beer in each. I spent more time walking than I did talking to the girls. I tried to take it all in on the first night. I don't want to call it a mistake, but I wouldn't suggest anybody try to do it. Here is as list of the go-go's I remember from the first night.

Baccara: The bottom floor was packed, so I immediately went to the second. That place was a little depressing. The girls look bored out of their minds. They won't look at customers, and they have men taking drink orders.

Alcatraz: I went in and had a 5/10 girl begging me for a drink before I had even sat down. I was drunk and it was my first night. What a huge mistake. After I ordered it, she disappeared. It sat there until after my beer was finished. They charged me for it. I paid without complaint and left. I did not return. Don't go there. It'll leave a bad taste in your mouth.

Alley Cats (maybe): I went to a hidden little go-go on Soi BJ which is on the same back street as Jasmine Hotel. They were wild! I think the name is Alley Cats or something like that. They pulled mini-me out. I wasn't hard because I was fairly drunk by that time. Two girls took turns sucking me off, trying to get me hard. Their friends were clapping and cheering them on from the stage. Then something happened which has become a lasting memory; one girl straddled me and rubbed her tits on my face while her friend sucked me off. That worked! I was rock solid within two seconds. Finally, an older Asian group got tired of being ignored, so they bought two bucket of balls. The girls went crazy for those little ping-pong balls. That was when I learned about the "bucket of balls" and the reaction they achieve. The girls, who were playing with me, went off and chased the balls, so I left to visit the toilet in my hotel.

I was certainly hammered drunk by that time and started questioning my abilities to stay hard. The decision to seek medical aid was made in my mentally altered state and I stumbled to a pharmacy and bought some Cialis. It cost me 1000 baht for 4 pills on W. S. After midnight. I was too drunk to care. I popped one and went back to exploring. An hour later, I was barely standing when I left the last go-go. I wanted to see it all, but barely made a dent in the possibilities. I tried to make it back to the room, but was met at the entrance of Soi BJ by one of the girls who sucked me in Alley Cats. She was just getting off work. She basically did all of the talking, and I just nodded in a drunken stupor. We went back to my room and showered together. The bright light, cool water, and pill brought me back to my senses. I saw her mid-20's body with shorter brown hair, small be-cups, and round butt. She had smooth creamy skin which showed no signs of stretching.

After splashing around and playful kissing, she ended up on the bathroom sink, not bent over, actually sitting on the sink. I grabbed a condom from my razor bag and went to town. After a few minutes, we heard a crack. We laughed and moved to the bed. She pushed me back onto the bed and rode me like a champ. I felt close to cumming after 30 seconds, but I managed to hold on long enough to roll her over and go missionary on the end of the bed. I squatted but stayed standing, my hips were even with the mattress as I pulled her to the end of the bed and continued my porn star fantasy. She gripped my shoulders after about two minutes and had an enthusiastic orgasm. I felt like a king for giving it to her! She laid back and smiled while I slowed my pace thinking she might need a minute, but I was wrong. She rolled me onto the bed. My hips and legs were over the side, with my feet on the floor. She then straddled my legs and put her feet on the floor while facing away from me. I don't even know how to describe it properly, but it was like reverse cowgirl except she could stand. She bounced up and down on me for 5 seconds before I realized what she was going for. Wow! It felt like oral and sex at the same time. Once we established a good rhythm, she reached down and cupped my balls. I lost it right then! It was so good that I ripped the sheets off the mattress. She giggled, gave my balls one last playful squeeze, and hopped off so I could go clean up.

As soon as I returned to the bed, she cleaned up, got dressed, and told me she wanted to go dancing with her friends. I didn't argue at all because LT isn't my thing. I paid her 1500 baht. She seemed really happy with that, and kissed my cheek as a good-bye. I stumbled back to my unkempt bed and passed out in a drunken haze. That was day one.

Funnily enough, I only slept with her once, but saw her several times during the trip. She even bought me lunch! More on that in future reports.

I'll continue to report if people ask for it. I'm giving this report now because I'll be back in Pattaya in 48 hours. I wouldn't mind meeting up with anybody. I'm a great wingman.[/QUOTE]

[URL]http://www.jomtiennightlife.com/rompho-complex-bars/[/URL]

Wondering if anyone has been to Rompho Road in Jomtien. If so, how is it? Prices comparable to soi 7 and 8 bar girls? Any other areas in Jomtien?

In March last year I spent a couple of weeks in Jomtien. Visited mostly the Rompho Complex and some bars in the nearby Sois. The girls were friendly enough, but very hard to find visually attractive ones. In fact, I nearly forgot what hot girls look like while staying there!

Eventually found a cute girl I repeated with, nice personality and good performer. At the Winchester Club I tried a girl with braces and irresistible boobs. Rather mechanical and a bit rushed experience, no kissing and DATY allowed.

Is there a reason why Kinnaree Place is not among the gentlemen's clubs you are going to visit? Didn't visit myself, think it was closed for renewal when I stayed there, but heard some good things about the place.

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;1830397][URL]http://www.jomtiennightlife.com/rompho-complex-bars/[/URL]

Wondering if anyone has been to Rompho Road in Jomtien. I'll be spending 2 nights in Jomtien next trip so was looking for places to go. Any other areas in Jomtien?

I'll be checking out Rioja Gentlemans Club and The Winchester Club (reopened?) while in the area. Will report back.[/QUOTE]

I woke up on the second day holding my head and wishing for water. The hotel refrigerator was stocked with several bottles, and I drank two of them immediately. I was very fortunate to have a dark room which remained quiet the entire stay. I never heard construction or talking in the halls. That second morning, I was grateful for the silence as any noise sounded like an explosion ringing in my ears.

I eventually built the willpower and forced myself to shower and dress. I put on a pair of Ray-bans I bought a long time ago in America and set off in hopes of finding lunch. I had walked for maybe five minutes before I was basically assaulted by sunglasses selling men. They must have assumed that I had one pair, so I must want to buy 10 more. They tried telling me that my pair were fake. I smiled and tried to be polite with them at first, by the end of the trip, I would simply ignore them or kindly say no thank you and keep moving. Some advice; never stop walking. If you stop walking, you won't get away. They aren't mean, just relentless.

I found a nice restaurant serving breakfast at noon for only 130 baht. It was pretty good, and the juice instantly made my hangover feel better.

I had heard many things about Soi 6, and I felt energetic enough to explore, so I thought I'd take a short walk down the beach from W. S. And see what the hype was about. Well, Soi 6 isn't just a short walk from W. S. ! I was drenched in sweat from the hot Thai sun by the time I finally arrived at Soi 6. Another thing, the streets have weird addressing. I got lost going in a straight line. The streets change names, and when you think you have the system figured out, it changes again!

Soi 6 was pretty quiet at noon, besides some ladyboy's. They did their usual, "you come here" call and I found a foot massage place to rest while plotting the next move.

The thought of walking all the way back to W. S. Seemed daunting but I had little choice. Thankfully, I had lurked this forum long enough to remember baht buses. I saw a Russian couple hopping on one, so I got on as quickly as I could. That saved my feet over the next few days. I spent a few hours napping in my air conditioned room, and then headed back out to start the evening.

It was quite interesting watching W. S. "wake up" for festivities. During the day, it is just another hot, crowded street. Wait until sunset and sit at a bar. You'll see it start to change. The cars clear out, and the street starts to come to life. I had a few beers while playing bar games with a large Thai lady. Her English was good, but her gaming abilities were better. I couldn't win a game even when she was letting me. After a few beers and a spicy Thai dish for dinner, I was ready to hit more go-go's!

I walked down side streets trying to see some of the "shadier" establishments. One of them stands out in my mind from the second night. Unfortunately, I can't remember the name. I'll get the name this week and let the forum know. Anyways, I was the first customer of the evening and the girls were already dancing. I took a seat and enjoyed my beer. A mamasan came and shook my hand. She seemed eager to help me find a girl. I bought her a drink and we got to talking. She let me play with the laser pointer that she uses to point girls out. I tried to find a girl with big tits and braces. Why? Because I've never had that combination before. She introduced me to a few stunners, but nothing that begged to be bought so early in the evening. I finally took my leave and set out to explore more go-go's. I ended up in Spanky's. I've been told it's a ladyboy bar now. That's a shame. I liked that place. They had these foam sticks they would hit each other with. I got a hold of two of them and made some nun-chucks using some twisted tape and string that was sitting on the bar. Not my sexiest moment, but it was hilarious. Some German men thought my antics were awesome and promptly bought me a shot. I sat with them for a while chatting. If you were those Germans, it was great meeting you! We talked for about an hour while fondling girls and drinking heavily. We left and hit a few more go-go's together before each of them was set with a lovely lady. I was still empty-handed, so we parted ways. I went back to my room and popped another cialis and decided it was time to get lady number two.

I went back to Alley Cats hoping to get the same girl from the night before, but she was no where to be found. I found her friend instead! Literally, 100 steps away from my bed; talk about convenient. I had to pay a be. F. 800 I think. Then we walked straight back to my hotel. The girl seemed colder than her friend, her name was Oi or Oy something O. I tried to talk with her, but it was all business. Very mechanical, nothing special. She had decent tits though. We showered separate of each other and she wore a shower cap and didn't wash her face because she didn't want to ruin her make-up. I had intentions of fucking her so hard that it would get ruined anyways, but even that didn't work out. She star fished. As soon as I finished, she demanded 2000 baht. I paid and she left. I turned in at about 1 in the morning with hopes of avoiding another hangover.

Day 3 turned out to be way better than day 2. Stay tuned!

[QUOTE=Adrena;1830253]
Alley Cats (maybe): I went to a hidden little go-go on Soi BJ which is on the same back street as Jasmine Hotel. They were wild! I think the name is Alley Cats or something like that. [/QUOTE]I suppose this was Wildcats a-gogo.

[QUOTE=Adrena;1830253]I have been a lurker for a long time. I will return to Pattaya in a few days time, so I thought it would be helpful if I posted a report my last monger trip.

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I'll continue to report if people ask for it. I'm giving this report now because I'll be back in Pattaya in 48 hours. I wouldn't mind meeting up with anybody. I'm a great wingman.[/QUOTE]An outstanding report. Looks like you started on a good note and found yourself the proverbial diamond in the rough. I hope you continue to have fun in Pattaya and report it here in the same informative and entertaining way. At the rate your going, you will have mopped up Walking Street in 3 days flat. Good on you mate!

[QUOTE=Adrena;1830253]I have been a lurker for a long time. I will return to Pattaya in a few days time, so I thought it would be helpful if I posted a report my last monger trip..[/QUOTE]Thanks for the great reports. Reminds me a bit of my first trip to Pattaya years ago. I too was like a kid in a candy store in the Gogos.

Your report is a great contrast to a guy recently reporting from AC that is too cheap to buy himself a drink in some Gogos and then wonders why he is getting such poor service inside and outside of club.

Good reports, Adrena. I had way more fun with the clubs on the side streets than the ones on WS itself.

[QUOTE=Sketchy;1830426]In March last year I spent a couple of weeks in Jomtien. Visited mostly the Rompho Complex and some bars in the nearby Sois. The girls were friendly enough, but very hard to find visually attractive ones. In fact, I nearly forgot what hot girls look like while staying there!

Is there a reason why Kinnaree Place is not among the gentlemen's clubs you are going to visit? Didn't visit myself, think it was closed for renewal when I stayed there, but heard some good things about the place.[/QUOTE]Thanks I will skip Rompho Complex then other than maybe a quick walk through like I do with soi 7 and soi 8.

Visited Kinnaree a few times in November and I love it there. If clubs like Rioja, Winchester, Heaven, M, Venus are even half as good I'd be happy. Go to Kinnaree on Saturday afternoon the BBQ ribs are pretty decent. Nice girls good service and 1300 baht total for 30+ minutes in a freshly cleaned room is a good deal.

I leave for Pattaya today. If anybody is in town, let me know.

Day 3:

Surprisingly, I woke up full of energy. I expected another hangover despite turning in early. It was 8 am When I was ready to explore some more of the city. Unfortunately, Pattaya doesn't wake up that early. I found only a few open breakfast shops and some haggard ladyboys who absolutely begged me to take them home. I wandered down the beach alone watching the waves and enjoying the tranquil water. It was a nice change of pace, and truly felt like the beginning to my vacation. A few hours slipped by while I walked casually down beach road. I stopped for coffee and watched beach going couples and Chinese tourists while the streets slowly came to life. I walked back to near W. S. And got lunch at a German shop on Second Road; it was delicious.

After lunch, I took a short nap and relaxed in the air conditioned hotel room. After getting ready for the evening, I set out to find dinner. Across from the entrance of Jasmine is a small restaurant which serves typical Thai food. I sat there and ordered. I didn't know at the same but a ladyboy bar is across from the restaurant. Two of them got into a fight while I was eating. It was quite entertaining watching them try to hit each other with shoes. Dinner and a show, what more could you ask for? I wandered down W. S. And stopped at a beer bar at the end of W. S. Where it meets Beach Road. Several girls vied for my attention and I was more than happy to oblige. Can you bar fine those girls? I never asked since they didn't give off that vibe. They seemed extremely friendly, even for Thai people, and went out of their way to make me laugh. I stayed there for almost three hours before the go-go's were open. Needless to say, but I was hammered drunk again.

I left the beer bar determined to see more go-go's, but I had a small problem. I had a raging erection, and it made walking difficult. The cialis sure does stay in your system! I tried to tuck it down, push it up, move it to the side, everything! But it was determined to lead the way. I walked into a small go-go and took a seat hoping it would go away, but then the girls started dancing. It was diamond hard before I had even ordered a beer. Two girls sat next to me after a few minutes and tried talking to me in broken English. One of them looked down, and giggled loudly. The other looked, and then the Thai words flowed freely as they pointed and grabbed it. They asked who gave it to me, both wanted to take credit. I meekly replied that they both had been the cause. I didn't have the heart to explain the truth. I used the toilets in the go-go and it helped, but aiming was difficult. After it relaxed enough for me to walk freely, I left the small go-go. I think it was Runway. It didn't have any topless girls. All of them started to blur together, so I'm sorry I can't be more specific.

Walking down the street made my erection return. I felt like a 13 year-old boy again. Where even the wind got me hard. I ducked into another go-go hoping to relax mini-me. Unfortunately, I walked into the wildest go-go on W. S. It was named Sugar baby or Sugar something. It had a shower in the back. Old men were licking girls who were laying on stage, and two girls were making out under the shower head. That made my erection wide awake! I took a seat, ordered a drink, and watched the naughtiness continue unabated. A big-breasted spinner struck up a conversation with me and even encouraged me to touch her tits. In America, touching in a strip club is definitely not allowed, so I kept my hands to myself out of habit until she grabbed my hand and put it on her breast. I bought her a drink and enjoyed atmosphere while she gave me a handjob under the table. It felt amazing, but it did nothing to release the pent up pressure building in my balls.

My flight is about to broad now. I'll continue the story during my lay-over in Malaysia.

Stay tuned!

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;1830683] 1300 baht total for 30+ minutes in a freshly cleaned room is a good deal.[/QUOTE]Funny that you wrote a time frame in your post, can't think of one time a girl ever told me I was running out of time 'anywhere' in Thailand except the massage parlors.

I'm sitting in Malaysia waiting to board the final flight to Bangkok. I wrote the final part to day three while enduring turbulence and an overweight passenger snoring next to me.

At least airline food is getting better.

Last call, who wants to party with me this week and next, I'll be hitting go-go's, Soi 6, and Hooter's. If you want to meet, I'll post a time and place.

Part 3 continued:

I was thoroughly enjoying the hand job from the lovely lady, but had to ask her to stop since I badly needed to use the toilet again. Drinking so many beers had left my bladder in a bad state. Upon returning to my table, I saw that another punter had taken my place and had bought the lady a new drink. I didn't complain because it gave me an easy way to slip out without having to say no.

Luckily, my erection was manageable enough to allow walking, and I ventured off in hopes of securing another one-night lover. I lost count of how many go-go's I visited that night. I might have visited the same ones twice; it's difficult to tell which one is which after a while. Some had spinners, some had coyotes, and some had ugly beasts begging to be taken. I tried to beat Pattaya, but it wouldn't fall so easily.

Eventually, I ended up strolling down the middle of W. S. Singing rugby songs with some Australians I had met. They were early 50's but they partied harder than I did most nights in college. Several girls approached us, but the Australians were having none of it. They were intent on Baccara and a ping-pong contest they had apparently invented. The rules of their game were simple; first one to make a girl accidentally hurt herself, wins. I didn't really understand what they meant until they had started chucking balls in weird directions. One would throw a ball through a hole in the center of the second-story stage and watch the girls chase it. Another would throw it just out of a girl's reach over the side of the stage in hopes she would fall trying to catch it. They took turns tossing balls and testing the patience of the dancers. I sat in a bewildered state and watched the spectacle. It was surprising to see how nimble those Thai girls can be! I swear I saw one girl catch a ball behind her back while talking to another guy sitting next to the stage. I left the Australians after a girl twisted her ankle and set out to find a spinner to take home.

I walked up and down the street several times hoping to find a girl, but I guess the main W. S. Isn't the best place to do this. I tried the beginning of beach road but quickly abandoned my hopes after the fifth Ladyboy tried to grab my dick. I headed back to my room thinking I could get another girl close to my hotel. Sadly, I saw none. I felt sleepy after the walking and drinking, and my erection had finally abated.

I took a long shower and relaxed in the air conditioning of my room and made a solemn promise to have sex with two girls the next day. It was a promise I kept.

Stay tuned for day 4. My adventures in Soi 6, and the return of the diamond from day 1!

[QUOTE=Adrena;1830253]...Alcatraz: ...Don't go there. It'll leave a bad taste in your mouth...[/QUOTE]That was a good report! But it appears that you are a Pattaya newbie, so I was surprised that you were so quick in condemning the Alcatraz club. You clearly had a bad experience there, but we all did have one bad experience in some club, at one time or another. I know that I had several bad experiences at many different clubs, over the years. I suggest in the future, just tell us about your bad and good experiences and leave it at that. Thanks for taking the time to write the report.

[QUOTE=Breadman;1830727]Funny that you wrote a time frame in your post, can't think of one time a girl ever told me I was running out of time 'anywhere' in Thailand except the massage parlors.[/QUOTE]None of the Kinnaree girls mentioned anything about time. I guess it was my conditioned FKK mindset that if I go too far over 30 minutes I need to pay more. You're correct the only Thai girls I was on the clock with were the soapie girls.

[QUOTE=Adrena;1830715]I leave for Pattaya today. If anybody is in town, let me know.

Day 3:

Surprisingly, I woke up full of energy. I expected another hangover despite turning in early. It was 8 am When I was ready to explore some more of the city. Unfortunately, Pattaya doesn't wake up that early. I found only a few open breakfast shops and some haggard ladyboys who absolutely begged me to take them home. I wandered down the beach alone watching the waves and enjoying the tranquil water. It was a nice change of pace, and truly felt like the beginning to my vacation. A few hours slipped by while I walked casually down beach road. I stopped for coffee and watched beach going couples and Chinese tourists while the streets slowly came to life. I walked back to near W. S. And got lunch at a German shop on Second Road; it was delicious.

After lunch, I took a short nap and relaxed in the air conditioned hotel room. After getting ready for the evening, I set out to find dinner. Across from the entrance of Jasmine is a small restaurant which serves typical Thai food. I sat there and ordered. I didn't know at the same but a ladyboy bar is across from the restaurant. Two of them got into a fight while I was eating. It was quite entertaining watching them try to hit each other with shoes. Dinner and a show, what more could you ask for? I wandered down W. S. And stopped at a beer bar at the end of W. S. Where it meets Beach Road. Several girls vied for my attention and I was more than happy to oblige. Can you bar fine those girls? I never asked since they didn't give off that vibe. They seemed extremely friendly, even for Thai people, and went out of their way to make me laugh. I stayed there for almost three hours before the go-go's were open. Needless to say, but I was hammered drunk again..[/QUOTE]Adrena!

Thanks for the wonderful and helpful reports will help me in planning my trip to LOS coming at the end of the first week of Feb.

Look forward to hearing about your recent endeavors.

Have fun and stay safe!

TheTank

[QUOTE=Adrena;1830715]I leave for Pattaya today. If anybody is in town, let me know.

Day 3:

Walking down the street made my erection return. I felt like a 13 year-old boy again. Where even the wind got me hard. I ducked into another go-go hoping to relax mini-me. Unfortunately, I walked into the wildest go-go on W. S.
Stay tuned![/QUOTE]That is absolutely correct when you are young even the wind would make us hard now its cialis and Viagra and some other shit. Crazy times you are having enjoy have fun and hump more.

Cheers.