Dubai Reports

last night was a complete reversal of saturday’s result. the enhanced chinese team including two powerful prop forwards routed the philippines. (while using the rugby analogy i will refrain from the obvious hooker joke).

i did not count the prc’s but there were more that saturday, and i only saw three of the filipinas. there was a rep001tering of africans including one of [i]questionable[/i] gender and the usual ‘satnis. when i arrived 11bravo was chatting to “miss phone”, a very nice prc who’s stock is riding very high at the moment. on the right night she could be the on to tempt me out of my current mono-mongering state.

Hey guys,

I just wanted to introduce myself now that I have become a fully fledged member.

Anyway I am from the UK (Manchester) and have been working in the Middeles East for soem 100 years and living in Dubai for the last 4 years.

My work takes me all over the world and this site has been excellent for me so I thought its about time I coughed up and made my donation.

So guys, I look forward to posting and contributing, sharing information.

In the meantime I also look forward to any suggestions and reccomendation you lot may have.

Thanks and take care.

Welcome aboard Goater. Hope you will keep everyone updated with your Dirty Deeds Done Cheap (or otherwise)

[QUOTE=Goater]
Anyway I am from the UK (Manchester) and have been working in the Middeles East for soem 100 years and living in Dubai for the last 4 years.
[/QUOTE]

Goater,

Welcome to the Dubai Forum. We all look forward to your contributions.

I hope that none of the WGs discriminate you because of your age, lol.

[quote=suhail575]well i read all or most of your response:


well most of you are senior member and may be asenior citezen. with all respect to all.[/quote]ehhello, everybody peeps!

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i no senior members and all dat, sometimes them speak me i say no good anglish. i knoes what part is of what is i wote is bloody wrong yes.

we done ready for go now with the respecting.

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[b]Jockey's, Monday, 4:30-5:30[/b]
Unusual to find myself downtown at such an early hour, but, errand finished, decided to stop in here for a recce. Arriving, maybe 10 non-descript PRC's, equal number of CIS. 1 or 2 Africans. Point being, Jockey's also does an afternoon trade. As my eyes grew accustomed to the dark, and over the next hour, 3, maybe 4 PRC's would have fit the bill if I had been looking for an afternoon's ST. 1 of the CIS MIGHT have been working, and not a madam, but if working, those years HAD to have been HARD. Along about 5:30, a number of girls departing [i]unaccompanied[/i], no doubt going home to dinner before starting the evening [i]shift[/i]. Haven't been to TGIT for a long time, so can't compare. 10 dhs/coke.


[b]Seaview, Monday, 9:30-11:15[/b]
During MY time there, heavily in favor of the PRC's; I did not see any PI's at that early hour. Bit surprised to see one York [i]office worker[/i] there. She said that York had had trouble AGAIN with LE Sunday night, girls picked up, so she was avoiding for awhile.

Certainly several PRC's [i]interesting[/i], including Miss Phone; next available pitching slot. One other PRC looked [i]familiar[/i]. Wasn't until she made an inquiry about her photos did I realize she was a 1-of (YMMV), 6 months ago. Basically, the usual suspects, with a new face or two thrown in.

Bass player back in form. Nice 1st set. On arriving, no trouble getting a table, but, 15 minutes later, all full, actually a bit crowded. One punter I had been chatting with last visit to Cyclone stopped by; seems he had taken my advice to check the Seaview out. Certainly nothing to compare to Cyclone's [i]selection[/i], but as often stated, the music is good.

[quote=kz oralman]ehhello, everybody peeps!

i a read very well yours postys to suhale575, e is rite you are abloody racism is it?
everybod noes very well what is this anda very very problem to. as my mother always say ‘it’s the same but different’ init.

now about it if you want' [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord134][CodeWord134][/url] we go stop. no delay! now with infectiuos disease you no go stop and delayit much time passes and sometimes no inside it isn't.
this is time dettol curing with doosing is good when very problem isit. stiff rubbin brushes is needs as well.

i no senior members and all dat, sometimes them speak me i say no good anglish. i knoes what part is of what is i wote is bloody wrong yes.

we done ready for go now with the respecting.

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[b]new topic: what happened to the pi gals at seaview?[/b]

[b]goater:[/b] although not always a part of the forum ethos, welcome!
tell us about the nick! way too close to goiter for my liking ;)
being an old goat myself, i worry about these things. ;)

[QUOTE=Kz Oralman]Bla Bla[/QUOTE]Borat!!! Sorry to say, your new movie has been banned here. Waiting for the PRC dvd brigade to offer it door-to-door. But nice of you to drop in to post.

[QUOTE=Goater]...and have been working in the Middeles East for soem 100 years and living in Dubai for the last 4 years.[/QUOTE]Welcome. Hopefully in 4 years you've picked up some info to pass along to the masses. Will be interesting to see the scene through another set of older eyes...

[quote=Sporadic]What happened to the PI gals at Seaview?[/quote]Maybe it's [i]seasonal[/i] as in 'weekends' prime time, other times not.

[QUOTE=Piper1]3. Arabic Club (Xanadu) - those incredibly buxom Lebanese and Turkish girls will lead me to divorce one day.[/QUOTE]I went last in September.
When Xanadu was busy, My god the talent was incredible. More quality rather than quantity for sure.

But i was only in there for an hour while waiting for a friend staying at the Hotel.
A few quotes scared me however. Around the 1500AED mark at around 12.

What quotes did you get?

Borat's Top 10 Tips for Sexytime with CIS Cyclone lady

10. History of retardation in family: It important before make sexy time, to be sure there little or no historys of retardation in her family.

9. Yellow hairs: Everyones, even an Uzbeki, knows that woman has smaller brain than man. Some mens do not know, woman with yellow hairs has smallest brain of all.

8. Get vcr: sexy time womens love look on vcr with videotape cassette tape.

7. Is she shapeshifter? There is clever plastics surgeons in US and A look close on woman's head to checking she have not had remove of jew horns.

6. Erotic physique: If woman do have bosom that is not droop sufficient this can be remedy by attach rocks for 6 month. Miss Kazakhstan Karylgash Atmekova do this and now have beautiful pair that make dangle 1.3 metre.

5. Strong Physique. If you can carry a woman against her will for more than 5 mile she no good and will be too weak for pull plow in winter.

4. Make smell nice: Ladies like very much man who stench attractive. Ensure pungent chram by not wash at least 15 days before datings.

3. Moustache: Ladies like very much big moustache. I wishing mine was more—I was tease about it at school—it did not grow until I was 8 year old.

2. Use Protection: Do not make a sexytime without precaution against disease. A jar of gypsy tears worn around neck will prevent from infect by Herpes and Gonnoreas.

1. Prostitution: Check if woman have ever be a prostitute. It can obvious bring great shame to your family if she have not.

will be in dubai for 3-4 days in second week of dec. anyone up for teaming up for some serious mongering. tentative plan is to check out the regular places like broadway (for the first day afternoon before i can lay my hands on those numbers), cyclone and regal at night, may be peek into york and suites. just out of curosity. my fav are cis though i find well endowed labanese or turkish very hard to resist. shall also be checking out premier (hoping to relive mike's sexperience) hard rock cafe, fantasia, rattle snakes, ku bu. am i missing something. oh dear so many places so little time.

Had a work dinner tonight at the New Marina with some overseas work visitors and Miss Wildcat. Finished 11pm, then went to the nearby Sheraton to catch up with a shy retiring pal who'd SMS'd me: Wicked Roger.

He'd sent me an SMS during my work dinner, which said "I'm in the Mood ...". Wildcat checked my phone to see what it was all about. The full SMS said "I'm in the Mood Bar at Sheraton Jumeira, come visit when you finish your meeting".

Went to Sheraton, had a couple of drinks with WR, and we discussed how I need to be in Abu Dhabi next Wednesday night and Thursday for business meetings for his company.

Rog - you know I hate driving, so the "business meetings" had better be worth it!
_____

PS Rog - I was sitting in the best chair - there were two blonde Russian girls sitting behind you and Wildcat , who kept making eyes (in case you were wondering why I was so distracted tonight) . ;)

[QUOTE=Piper1]PS Rog - I was sitting in the best chair - there were two blonde Russian girls sitting behind you and Wildcat , who kept making eyes (in case you were wondering why I was so distracted tonight) . ;)[/QUOTE]You boys certainly know how to make a man jelous.

Still, in exactly 3 weeks time I expect to have an A-lister or two crawling all over me for breakfast before we head off to an unfeasably large fry-up at the Irish Village and then on to soak up some rays and some Emitates hosties at the 7's party. FR's will definitely follow, I promise.

Yallah!

I've copied this from a blog called Morally Diminished written by a guy who lives in Bangkok and I just knew that you DXBers would appreciate it! I would have laughed out loud if my wife wasn't around. Go check his blog out too.

Facial Falsehoods

Every male on the planet has, at least once, been guilty of telling girls that semen is good for their skin. And perhaps it actually is. But imagine my total fucking surprise when a few hours ago I stumbled naked, dizzy, spent, and flaccid into my bathroom to discover last night's conquest, stood at the sink, emptying our freshly filled condom into her hands and massaging the contents into her face.

She told me she'd heard it was excellent for her skin, and let me guess, it was some guy that told her this. She's fairly intelligent too, not some street-meat thicko, she's studying dentistry at one of Bangkok's best universities. Guess she's either mega-gullible, or just desperately in need of clean skin.

Best of all, and this bit was totally fucking amazing and marvelous and special, and will keep me smiling for fucking decades: after we fucked again a little later, she took the next condom, knotted it, wrapped it in tissues, and placed it in her counterfeit Louis Vuitton handbag for - get this - "her roommate". Am flabbergasted, overwhelmed, overjoyed, emotionally erect, and literally erect. Thank Allah for men lying to women, especially whichever Thai stud has been dumping his dirty-water on my lickle lady's pretty face.

If only all my spunk was used so wonderfully. If any of you readers require some of my homemade beauty products for your haggard flesh, then be sure to mail me - only fifty Baht per vial.

[QUOTE=Joe Banana]If only all my spunk was used so wonderfully. [/QUOTE]

And the parental suit will be coming, er exactly in 9 months time?