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Most Popular President In History To Be Inaugurated In Secret Behind Giant Wall Guard
"Washington, D. C. —President-elect Joe Biden will be inaugurated this week, and due to his incredible popularity with the American people, he will be inaugurated in a top-secret location behind a massive 12-foot wall guarded by 30,000 soldiers.
"The reason President-elect Biden has to do this is that he's just so incredibly popular," said Don Lemon on CNN. "he has so many rabid fans that they might try to rush the stage as they're overcome with enthusiasm and love for Biden who is by far the most beloved candidate who has ever run for President."
In addition to the 12-foot electric fence topped with razor wire and the 30,000 heavily armed soldiers who have been vetted as loyal Democrats, there will be flying drones programmed to target MAGA hats, a platoon of ninjas, and a moat filled with crocodiles dug all the way around the Capitol Building and White House.
Biden will then be escorted to a secret underground bunker patrolled by attack choppers where he will give the oath of office in a dark concrete room with all the recording equipment turned off.
"This is a slight break in tradition but it's necessary because Biden is just so incredibly popular and loved by the people," said Nancy Pelosi.
Sources say that Biden will be brought to an undisclosed basement location after the inauguration to live out his remaining days peacefully until Kamala Harris's inauguration next week. . . '
Babylonbee Semisatire.
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'This Is What 80 Million Votes Looks Like': Biden Inauguration EMPTY (PICS)
Joseph Biden's "inauguration" is empty. It's that simple, and that humiliating.
And that goes beyond the COVID restrictions freshly introduced for the event – with even the near-side of the National Mall which is allowed to be occupied – empty.
As One America News's Jack Posobiec said on the War Room Pandemic this morning: "This is what 80 million votes looks like?
Compare the images from 2017 (Trump's inauguration) and 2021 (Biden's) for yourself. . . "
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Biden inauguration: Tight security, small crowd, big problems. . . Dallas Morning News. Trump snub casts pall, as do heavy troop presence after Capitol riot and sparse attendance. . .
[QUOTE=GDreams;2523741]Will still draw a bigger crowd than Trumps inauguration.[/QUOTE]