Great reporting by Mr. Enternational
Mr. Enternational,
I just want to acknowledge your great reporting. In fact, you have this board stirring with comments, some good, some bads, some that have nothing to do with your reporting (e. G Jake's supporters and haters comments). I find it all amusing to read all the nonstop bickering that your reports have created. It takes a lot of courage to do what you have been doing late at night in Medellin Centro. Although I like casa hunting in Medellin centro, I would not stay in those areas late at night not even well accompanied. I rather play safe, don't like to take unnecessary risks. In any case, the magic and substance of your reports is great, so hope you keep on posting and disregard all the noise. I think we are all envious, specially, those of us back in sex jail USA.
Cerebro
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The Medellin Mansion: Round #2 Pounding out Paisa Pussy
Essential data:
Trip dates: 4-14 Jan (10 nights at hotel).
Exchange rate: The best cambio at the Oviedo Mall paid out about $2,988 COP=$1 USD climbing a bit over 3,000 by the end of trip. ATM's paid out about 3,200 give or take during this time not including your bank charges, if any.
Weather: Rained like a Mofo for the 1st few days, like rain forest crazy, then partly sunny with temps in the low 80's days and 60's at night. So much for the "drought" the news said they were experiencing? City is about 6 degrees north of the equator at 5,000' elevation so the temps are perfect.
Finances: Arrived with about $2,640 cash USD and left with over $1,300 unspent having wisely relied on the ATM's for a better rate to economize. I withdrew 6 times for a total of $1,099.87 including $18 in bank fees at $3. 00 a pop. Bottom line: For 10 nights including room, bitches, booze, meals out, taxis, tips, etc I only spent $2,100. However, my kill count was way down this trip, usually 1 sometimes 2 a day.
There were four (4) of us, HIGHLY experienced mongers, traveling mostly together to MDE, "The City of the Eternal Spring" for our 2nd trip. (See my previous trip report and posts for this area going back to last September.) Between the four of us we easily have over 1,500 kills, EASILY. Don't hate! BTW, BJ's count in our tally. One of our party lived in Thailand for 3 years and the Phils for another 6 months on business. Another goes to BKK twice a year for weeks at a time. All together we have over 30 trips collectively, and often together, to BlackBeards in the DR (we love it there.) Throw in our odd trips to SJO or PTY and it all adds up, right? Who's counting anyway. Just saying.
Arrived about on time to MDE at 7,068' above sea level. The Mansion's designated driver was there. Nice guy, VERY reliable. At my request he brought me upstairs to the CitiBank ATM where I grabbed it's limit of 500,000 COP at a rate of 3,045.62. Later ATM pulls got me 3,202.04 once and my last 4 pulls were all at 3,286.23 as the USD climbed during the stay. Cost for the ride is set at 75,000 COP. He did a great job quickly descending 2,000 feet on an excellent but wet road with modest traffic at night to the Mansion, so I gave him a 10,000 tip. All of my wings were already there drinking with some real stunners at their cellar bar called, La Cueva (the cave). Grabbed my room key from night security and unpacked with my travel buddies hanging out in my room. They noticed a sex swing in my closet so that had to be hung up right away on the ceiling hook conveniently placed in front of the bed, for decoration, of course. Right? My wings were out of control this trip, I just couldn't keep up. Each wing did 2-4 sessions per day, numerous appointments scheduled, and hitting up some faves on their FB or Whatsapp to do list from last summer's trip. I just wasn't feeling it this trip, went into total relaxation mode, mentally recovering from job stress. No problem, I'm good, went with the flow. My agenda was to get out and actually see the city this time. Over the 10 days I herded the cats, so to speak, and got them out on a guided tour with an educated, English speaking mansion chica that we all banged on our last trip, for the Metro Cable ski lift tour (a la Anthony Bordein) to get an airborne view over the barrios. She took us to the safer one as the other ski lift transits a "conflict zone" barrio. These ski lifts are an integrated part of the city's modern above ground metro system. The place we visited was cleared out by the Army over 10 years ago when ex-President Uribe had enough. So the Army was given permission to kill off all the gang bangers they needed to and today this barrio is quite normalized and tourist friendly, and the locals seem quite proud of it now. I'm a big Uribe fan BTW.
The Raid: About 2 weeks before our arrival the Mansion was raided at night by a multi-agency task force of about 30 uniformed agents repping various govt. LEO's: Immigration, minors, DEA equivalent (with K9 sniffers) and the local Board of Health. Results of the raid: Absolutely NOTHING serious was found but the city board of health condemned their immaculate kitchen over technical violations. Funny thing is, the Mansion was already planning a total renovation of this area anyway. Renovation work was ongoing while we were there and the kitchen was gutted and a wall removed to open up to a new covered outside dining area on the street side. The front office was also expanded a bit. It's all coming together nicely. During our stay all breakfasts (included in the room rate) was cooked and served outside by the pool area. It worked OK in a pinch. Also during our stay 2 cops, one male and the other female, stopped by La Cueva one night to check ID's. The male cop was a prick. We met all 3 of the Mansion's partners during our stay and they all seemed pretty phlegmatic about the raid stating, "It's Colombia." One of my wings is a commercial real estate expert and I have some background in regional planning so when the wing saw some urban planner types out with clipboards surveying the block's skyline where the Mansion is located it gave us pause. The building next to the Mansion appears empty and the footprint of both properties combined could sustain a decent office or apartment building in an area already quite full of them. Hey who knows, it could all just be a mad coincidence. Mansion #2 right up the street appears much less vulnerable to any...urban planning initiatives. It also has a much better, sun drenched swimming pool and a more serene ambiance. Could be a better choice for a larger group traveling together or for the solo stealth fucker types that have pre-planned action lined up. Note to Mansion: How about setting up a separate, quiet space for your quite decent massage therapists to mount a proper massage table whilst playing their tantric cell phone music? Bed massages really don't cut it owing to proper neck alignment. We note that Hotel La Amistad in CR and BlackBeards in the DR both have this more comfortable massage arrangement. However, to be fair, at the Mansion happy endings are optional (extra.) Also, thanks for changing to a better orange juice for breakfast. The old stuff in the clear plastic milk jugs just didn't cut it.
Taxi service is cheap, $5 bucks or less will get you a good distance around town and you can split costs with your amigos making it really cheap. They use "Easy Taxi" a popular taxi phone app down there. Get used to hearing, "Easy taxi, easy taxi!" emanating it's electronically generated male voice from day Manager Alexa's work station. I met again the ever charming (when she's not insanely busy) and super MILF hot English speaking Alexa later on full day 1 to pay my bill. The Mansion offers a generous 20% CASH discount provided you pay it within 72 hours after arrival. You can pay in USD or COP. I exchanged $1,000 USD at 2,988 COP at an Oviedo Mall cambio and saved a few bucks paying in COP as my bill was calculated at 2,955. The ATM's were paying over 3,200 so I hit them up for the duration to economize. The Mansion's busy front desk is a nicely set up IT masterpiece thanks to "Juan, the IT guy. " Need a printed out map with address to a casa or restaurant? Just ask Alexa. Make sure you take the Mansion business card as it has their address and a small street map on the back to show your taxi drivers in case you don't speak Spanish. Also, use the Hard Rock Cafe as an overall geographic reference point in an emergency and guide your driver in from there. Meanwhile, back at the front desk, "Easy taxi, easy taxi!" Many taxistas are themselves wired up. Not uncommon to see a driver with an earpiece, small computer screen or tablet, GPS, etc as they drive you around. As I speak good Spanish I would ride shotgun whilst the wings crowded into the back of these omnipresent yellow taxis, reminding me of those little clown cars at the circus. Somehow, 4 gringos can find room and we even managed 4+1 chica guide once on the long ride back after the metro cable tour to Nutibara Hill, busting our taxi's suspension system along the way. Poor guy. I felt bad. We rode to the top of this urban park where a nice restaurant called, "Pueblito Paisa" offers a great view of the city from a nearby summit observation area. We pigged out there and downed a few pitchers of the local sangria, something we got in the habit of doing whenever we went out to eat. Other places visited and recommended: Try the top floor bar of the Charlee Hotel right in Parque Lleras for a great night time view of the city and some drinks. Also, a revolving penthouse restaurant, a Tony Roma's rib joint if you can believe it, (reservations normally required but we got in without them, service really slow) located on top of the Dann Carlton Hotel is an easy 15 minute walk on Poblado Ave from the Mansion and offers a good experience, do it once. The Hard Rock Cafe is practically next door to the Mansion, 5 minute walk, if that, is always good for some beers or their daily appetizer specials. Another good Italian restaurant that also offers a decent breakfast change from what the Mansion's maids normally cook serves from 8-noon and it's right around the corner on Poblado, 3 minute walk, called Parmasano on the main drag and is also a good place for lunch / dinner if you don't feel like taking a taxi to wherever. For Brazilian churrasco fans you MUST hit up Rodizio Carioca near Parque Lleras, Carrera 36 #8 A-117. For those unfamiliar these are the places where they never stop swirling around your table with various species of grilled meat on a skewer. It's an eat till you puke type of place. Go hungry! Located on a quiet 2nd floor only two side streets away from Lleras and not expensive at all. For something different for the sweet tooth try the excellent "Crepes and Waffles" inside the Oviedo Mall. Almost all of the restaurants in MDE are quite cheap actually, surprisingly so.
It works like this at the Mansion. They use a very discreet FB identity (not to be mentioned here) to let their vetted and approved roster of chicas know what's going on at the mansion on any given day. Special events and coded language letting them know how full they are is what brings them in. Virtually every chica working there is on FB or Whatsapp. Chicas that fucked up get banned entirely or "fined" not for money but for time, as in suspended from working there. Upon arrival they MUST stop by the front desk and sign in with a valid cedula or passport. No exceptions, even the regular chicas must do this. Drugs are not allowed. Totally legal. Now, I speak pretty good Spanish and can converse freely with the chicas. Most don't speak any English, though there are a few exceptions. Many have other full or part-time jobs or are studying in college or some other school. I met, and smashed out, law school students, accounting students or actual accountants, unemployed models, store workers, as well as stay at home moms, etc. I enjoyed my time with almost all of them. They aren't clock watchers and many actually LOVE to fuck and receive DATY. Many of the chicas have bolt-ONS, a national obsession in Colombia. Later, I started taking some 7's as nobody in La Cueva would even look at them. Bought them a few drinks, talked about their lives, gained their confidence, and had some really great sympathy fucks. They were soooo grateful. Cost typically runs 150,000 COP per session or about $50 USD whereas the prepago escorts on mileroticos (local website) normally ask 80-100,000 COP for an hour. Many Mansion chicas will ask for taxi fare. I tipped a few maybe 10-20,000 COP but only if the sesh was totally out of control. Others were perfectly fine with the 150,000 left on the desk next to their panties.
Sunday: Who knew that the City government closes one lane of Poblado Ave to vehicles on Sundays and holidays? Well, they do. It was a pleasure to see thousands, if not 10's of thousands of the citizenry walking, jogging, and bicycling for miles in either direction on the, "Golden Mile" as this main drag right around the corner from the Mansion is known. We had breakfast on the sidewalk at Parmasanos and just took in the show. Then we joined in and hit a supermarket along the way to grab some things. Later that day one of the Mansion regulars organized an afternoon BBQ inviting dozens of chicas to join us. Each guy contributed only 40,000 COP each for the food that was cooked over wood coals by the pool as the chicas frolicked in the pool wearing skimpy bikinis. It's GOOD to be king.
Left a 50,000 tip for the maid because I'm not an ungrateful cheap prick and my exact same driver picked me up at 4:00 AM for the depressing ride uphill to MDE. He wanted 80,000 this time owing to the early hours so I gave him 100G. He deserved it. Flew home over Jamaica and Cuba and shoveled 2 inches of snow off my driveway when I finally got home that night. Sigh!
P.S. I posted plenty of dirty pics in the "photo gallery" and "Casa Blanca" threads here a few days ago. Look for them there.
First trip to Medellin next month!
I'm super excited about my first trip to "the land of eternal spring" I think I locked in a great apt in Parque Lleras area with a nice view to bring some honeys back).
I've been to Bogota a few times and I had an amazing time (I need to write a trip report!) Hoping that Medellin blows my socks off! Anyone want to recommend some stunner? I can share my Bogota contacts with you and they smoking!
Larry