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Field of Dreams: The "Bikini Contest" Driveby.
I'm aware that Field of Dreams (FOD) is geographically closer to Puerto Plata than Sosua. But since I've just posted two (2) data rich posts on the PP thread I thought I'd put this here. Hope that's OK with you guys. Getting flamed really hurts my feelings. Try to be gentle.
Anyways, my two wingmen and I left home base at BlackBeards for our usual cultural excursion to FOD. On our last 3 BB's trips we always stopped in and had a beer before launching for Sosua / Passions et al owing to the lack of decent talent at FOD at those times. This FOD trip was better. The three of us hammered out some decent talent before returning to BB's. We avoided Sosua on this trip as we don't approve of the feminazi police state regime change in progress. However, as one formerly educated in Geography and Regional Planning I do hope that their cruise ship stop dream comes to fruition. It will be good for retail business. Besides, all those cruise ship crews and the single, lonely guys that fucked up buying a cruise ticket looking for elusive vacation ass, need a decent place to pound out some box, don't they? Getting wifed up on a boat with some semi-hot, fat, Gringa pig must get old. Doesn't it? We gratefully followed FOD day bartender, Nico's advice and returned for the New Years Day "Bikini Contest."
Upon our arrival at 1600 on New Years Day we entertained ourselves by looking over the contestants and selected our picks early. The talent wasn't as good as BB's but who cares. We enjoyed the weakly organized contest simply because it was different. The house didn't pay the winners any bounty for win / place / show and the so-called "Judges" were only there for decoration. The contestants lacked energy overall but we approved of this little group dance that they did before the winners were announced. Not that we could hear anything that Nico said on his mike owing to the ridiculous sound level of the background music. They pass the hat for donations to pay the winners. They also had us Gringos write down the girls numbers on a tiny piece of paper to determine the results, thus voiding the role of the Judges. Finally, a 200 peso raffle ticket was announced and the winner would get a free girl and room. Sensing a trap and not wanting our preferred picks raffled away from us, we immediately paid for our girls and left for our sessions and short time rooms. 840 pesos or about $20 USD gets the ST room. 1,600 pesos or $37. 65 for the ST pussy. Unless you're the two British guys that shared our taxi van from BB's. They were made to pay much more for some reason. This two tier pricing system pissed us off. The Brits were not aware of the rip off until we compared notes on the ride back to Costambar. BTW, nobody bought a raffle ticket anyway. We theorize the dual pricing scam was the result of a shift change, not Nico's doing. Clearly his female replacement needed new shoes or something.
We returned to BB's and ate a nice Italian meal at Sole Mio's around the corner, drank, smoked cigars, and pounded out some more BB's box. I liked Sole Mio's seafood soup. End of report.