Sosua Reports

[QUOTE=Charles Pooter; 1520911]You should take up Haitian Kreyol. No gender, no plural endings, no conjugation of verbs, only one irregular verb, no declension of nouns, no agreement of adjectives, no inconsistencies in pronunciation, same pronoun used for nominative, accusative, possession, interrogative, etc, along with many other logical simplifications.

Actually, English is one of the few exceptions in Europe in not having gender, along with Finnish. One of the very few "learner friendly" things about it. Gender in language is a pain in the ass and serves no useful purpose whatsover. In real life, however, it does have its uses.[/QUOTE]Never knew about Finnish. Thanks. But English is extremely user friendly from my perspective also for other reasons. Just think of the six forms of verb conjugations in every damn tense in the romance languages, taxing the memory not to speak of the subjunctives and conditional.

On Creole, I would but there are two catches:

1. I am not particularly attracted to Haitian women even though I love their history. The first liberated black nation etc.

2. Their economy, which translates to not much of lateral value other than chasing women and on that see point 1.

Couple of years back, I was trying to learn Persian, which is similar to one of the languages I spoke in India (Persian was the court language for the Mughal empire) but the script (Arabic) take an enormous amount of time and then going to Iran, in search of women is probably not such a bright idea, this day and time. Spanish, to my cost-benefit analysis sensitive mind, has this enormous leverage from that perspective. Of course I do not know if the Latin American women are equally open to older males as the DR women seem to be. On verra!

[QUOTE=Frannie; 1520927]Thanks for pointing out that el agua is a lady noun.

Like selling a home in Intercourse, Pennsylvania. Fucked if you do, and screwed if you don't, though mains sewerage could be a selling point in Puerto Plata.[/QUOTE]Jesus! I learned something, it is indeed El agua even though agua per se is feminine. What is confusing to me personally is that in Italian, it is la acqua or more commonly, l'acqua which is what I thought would be the case here in Spanish as well. Wrong!

Saturday NBA. I was suspecting Saturday night to be the same as Friday night but the memo had gotten out. Sosua was in full swing again. It was nothing but sexy asses everywhere. Saturday was the Sosua I remembered. The selection was hard. I ended up with a sexy Pro who read me like a book. This chica knew just what to say to me and how to say it at first. She said she didn't drink and didn't smoke anything but marijuana. My type of chica. She must have been feeling herself when I chose to leave with her. I lasted till about 4 o'clock in the morning before I made her my selection. The fellas and I took the young ladies to get something to eat. I really didn't like this move but I was outnumbered. It was Fresh, Justice, E and myself. Fresh who is a very choosy lover. I've never seen a girl pick him up. His first election he thought could have been a guy at first. Our gaydar is always on extra sencetive alert in Sosua. Especially since the strong presence of drags queens in the area. I told him that that wasn't a girl she was a woman. I was right and he was kicking himself for losing her to another guy. My ATM card did not work so all I had was 1200 pesos. I borrowed $60 from E until the morning. We went to a place serving tacos up from the club. All of a sudden my all natural chica ordered a Presidente. I'm like damn I thought she didn't drink. Justice was in another world with his chica. Fresh chica ordered something. New guys please pay attention.

I question her on what did she order. She looked at me and said she didn't know. Fresh wasn't paying attention so I asked her again pointing at the menu she said she didn't know. I am now making an issue of this but Fresh was calming his girl down because he saw she was getting upset and about to cry. He told her don't worry about it he has the order. My chica was trying to make excuses for her which really pisses me off. Nothing on the menu was over 300 pesos. All of a sudden E comes back from taking a leak around the corner and I explained the situation to him. E is like the neutralizer of situations. He asked her what did she order again she couldn't say. Then he warn us that the waitress was a crackhead who was the wife of the owner. He went right up to the guy fixing the food and asks what did she order. Pork chops! That shits not even on the menu. Fresh said its no problem he had it. He has his eyes on his chica and that's all that matters to him. The waitress came out with some very day old pork chops and fries. It was enough for 3 plates. That shit was tougher than leather as my chica tried to play it off by attempting to eat help her eat it. 600 pesos. I know game when I see was it. Fresh chica didn't even finish a fourth of the pork chop on her plate. I paid 450 pesos for me and my chicas dinner.

On way to our room my chica asked for another el Presidente. I had to get some rolling paper anyway. My one leg friend Pamela had given me enough weed in Boca Chica to last me for 2 days. No Mr E I haven't fucked her. I have given her a few outfit and she always gives me something in return. We both decided not to have sex with each other rathan keep it cool. We stopped to the store for rolling paper. I told her I wanted a blunt but she said she could roll the paper. Then she asked me to buy her some cigarettes. Yep she conned me. So much for Miss all natural. My instinct told me to kick her ass to the curb but she did buy me some bottle water earlier when she asked me did I want something to drink. And she paid for our motorscooter ride because she didn't want to walk anymore the crowd was gone. We got back to the room I got out the weed she put. It in the paper and gave it to me to roll. She couldn't roll. Man I was so upset. I was down to 300 pesos. I had to go 3 doors down to E and have him roll it for me. I had G keep an eye on her while I was out the room. We came back enjoyed Dominican finest homegrown dirt weed. I couldn't complain. Then she got all business on me. I had 3 twenties and 300 pesos on me. I gave her 2 20 and 300 pesos and she started bitching and complaining. Not knowingly I had put the money in her hand. She was talking all kinds of shit. Saying if she didn't like me she wouldn't do nothing. I reminded her about the cigarettes and the breafest. Of course that was nothing. I reminded she that she came at me and I had something already planned. My regular afternoon snack chica was blowning up my phone to come back and spend the night. 21, no kids, a squirter, and 1500 pesos. I told her to give me the money back and she went into shock. I stood my ground and she complied. I put the money on the dresser and said when we finish you can have it. Oddly she smiled and respected that. Then she told me I am NOT getting a back massage because the money was too low. I told her if she is good I will give her a gift. She told me she didn't want a gift. I must say to pussy was good. She let me have my way with her. BBBJ for a good 15 minutes. She rode me like a champ. We finished with 10 minutes of hard core doggie! She kept that ass moving. When we were done she went into the bathroom to take a shower. I laid out several outfits on the bed when she came out. She came out and went nuts.

I thought I would have to punch her in the fucking mouth. She couldn't stop begging for more clothes. I told she am saving the other outfits for the chica that was coming over to massage my back in the morning. I gave her an extra shirt besides the outfit she picked just so she could shut the fuck up. Then she goes to light her cigarettes. I told her she would have to do that on the balcony and she said she was leaving. She left and caught me slipping. I didn't see her ass cuff my weed before she left. I was so mad I got played. Had to charge that went to the game. Back to BC tomorrow for Sunday at the beach

Knowing when to cut bait is not easy. You are hoping that she is not B. S. Ing but the bad ones show their true selves it come out.

You handled it well. When get a bad you have to make the best if it.

Rl down because he saw she was getting upset and about to cry. He told her don't worry about it he has the order. My chica was trying to make excuses for her which really pisses me off. Nothing on the menu was over 300 pesos. All of a sudden E comes back from taking a leak around the corner and I explained the situation to him. E is like the neutralizer of situations. He asked her what did she order again she couldn't say. Then he warn us that the waitress was a crackhead who was the wife of the owner. He went right up to the guy fixing the food and asks what did she order. Pork chops! That shits not even on the menu. Fresh said its no problem he had it. He has his eyes on his chica and that's all that matters to him. The waitress came out with some very day old pork chops and fries. It was enough for 3 plates. That shit was tougher than leather as my chica tried to play it off by attempting to eat help her eat it. 600 pesos. I know game when I see was it. Fresh chica didn't even finish a fourth of the pork chop on her plate. I paid 450 pesos for me and my chicas dinner.

On way to our room my chica asked for another el Presidente. I had to get some rolling paper anyway. My one leg friend Pamela had given me enough weed in Boca Chica to last me for 2 days. No Mr E I haven't fucked her. I have given her a few outfit and she always gives me something in return. We both decided not to have sex with each other rathan keep it cool. We stopped to the store for rolling paper. I told her I wanted a blunt but she said she could roll the paper. Then she asked me to buy her some cigarettes. Yep she conned me. So much for Miss all natural. My instinct told me to kick her ass to the curb but she did buy me some bottle water earlier when she asked me did I want something to drink. And she paid for our motorscooter ride because she didn't want to walk anymore the crowd was gone. We got back to the room I got out the weed she put. It in the paper and gave it to me to roll. She couldn't roll. Man I was so upset. I was down to 300 pesos. I had to go 3 doors down to E and have him roll it for me. I had G keep an eye on her while I was out the room. We came back enjoyed Dominican finest homegrown dirt weed. I couldn't complain. Then she got all business on me. I had 3 twenties and 300 pesos on me. I gave her 2 20 and 300 pesos and she started bitching and complaining. Not knowingly I had put the money in her hand. She was talking all kinds of shit. Saying if she didn't like me she wouldn't do nothing. I reminded her about the cigarettes and the breafest. Of course that was nothing. I reminded she that she came at me and I had something already planned. My regular afternoon snack chica was blowning up my phone to come back and spend the night. 21, no kids, a squirter, and 1500 pesos. I told her to give me the money back and she went into shock. I stood my ground and she complied. I put the money on the dresser and said when we finish you can have it. Oddly she smiled and respected that. Then she told me I am NOT getting a back massage because the money was too low. I told her if she is good I will give her a gift. She told me she didn't want a gift. I must say to pussy was good. She let me have my way with her. BBBJ for a good 15 minutes. She rode me like a champ. We finished with 10 minutes of hard core doggie! She kept that ass moving. When we were done she went into the bathroom to take a shower. I laid out several outfits on the bed when she came out. She came out and went nuts.

I thought I would have to punch her in the fucking mouth. She couldn't stop begging for more clothes. I told she am saving the other outfits for the chica that was coming over to massage my back in the morning. I gave her an extra shirt besides the outfit she picked just so she could shut the fuck up. Then she goes to light her cigarettes. I told her she would have to do that on the balcony and she said she was leaving. She left and caught me slipping. I didn't see her ass cuff my weed before she left. I was so mad I got played. Had to charge that went to the game. Back to BC tomorrow for Sunday at the beach[/QUOTE]

Hey Grownman,

Its time for you to start acting like a grown man. I'm going to be a little hard here but its because I think you are messing up and I don't want to see you get yourself in a jam. But I do like your reporting.

You being the leader of the group, means you should be the most responsible especially when you are also the most experienced. Your boys are happy to be on a vacation and enjoying the lovely Latinas. They are thinking with their dicks not their brains. Say "no' sometimes when they are fucking up bro, because when they get in a jam they are going to blame you for not looking out for them. Your group is like wild horses running through Sosua. I know you are making memories to laugh about later, but when you end up in a Dominican jail there won't be any laughing. Tighten up bro please.

The weed thing worries me the most because you are flagrant with it. Any Dominican that says "weed" you appear to be down with. Listen! Trust no one with that, it has serious consequences. My cousin got busted in Cabarette on our first trip. He snuck off with some Dominican dude and 30 minutes after he returned the police ran up on us with guns drawn. I will never forget the look on his face as the police were taking him away. It was like his worst nightmare had happened. First they wanted 10k use, then 5k to get him out of jail. His Mother was blaming me for not watching out for him. Its funny how family deserts you when they have to come up with thousands. We took him food to the POP jail and he was a defeated man. My cousin is 6'4, 220 pounds and a bad MF, but in jail he was a baby. We paid half and his family paid half and he was released. He hasn't been back since and the family never talks about that episode. Grownman, you and your boys could experience this same treatment if you don't slow down. I don't want you in that jam bro. If you have to smoke weed, have one person that you only deal with when buying, and never turn the girls your banging on to it. The less people you know the better. OH! And keep 5k in a bank account in case of an emergency.

I don't understand guys who take Dominican girls out to eat. Bro, just take them to the Dominican chicken stand on the street and let them get a 200p plate of chicken, beans and rice. You are wasting money if you think they have the same taste in food that we have. They don't understand fine cuisine.

And please follow your tell signs when dealing with chicas. You should be a pro at this by now. You said the girl "Read you like a book" and you still took her. She said she didn't drink or smoke but smokes weed. How many girls do you know that smoke weed and don't drink? And you waited till 4am to finally make your selection, she probably had cum dripping out her ass and pussy by that time.

One last thing bro, stop with the outfits for girls you just met. It will make the hardcore girls think you are soft and they will home-in on there mark. They might even get mad if your with another girl and tell the cops you have weed. Save the clothes for special chic as you plan to see the next trip.

I'm not trying to be hard on you bro, just food for thought. Us veterans will tell you the good and bad if they want you to succeed. I'm in your corner but tighten up a little please. The vets told me my mistakes and I didn't always listen. But over time when I think back on it I say"damn I get it now".

[QUOTE=GrownMan1;1521134]I thought I would have to punch her in the fucking mouth. She couldn't stop begging for more clothes. I didn't see her ass cuff my weed before she left. I was so mad I got played. Had to charge that went to the game. Back to BC tomorrow for Sunday at the beach[/QUOTE]I'm wary of any chica who asks for tangibles (beer, food. Etc) before we even get to my room. Putas like that will take and take with no consideration and are most likely to steal from you.

2014 rule: I don't do anything for her until she's done something for me.

For some reason I am drawn to the young pretty ones. They usually have not been on the seen as long and are not as hard. However these same traits can make them less functional in the bed. I dance and chat with the girls before I pull the trigger. If she is in a hurry or rushes me I let her go. If the sex is good I get her number and will repeat.

[QUOTE=The Mind Bender; 1521295]I'm wary of any chica who asks for tangibles (beer, food. Etc) before we even get to my room. Putas like that will take and take with no consideration and are most likely to steal from you.

2014 rule: I don't do anything for her until she's done something for me.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=The Mind Bender; 1521295]I'm wary of any chica who asks for tangibles (beer, food. Etc) before we even get to my room. Putas like that will take and take with no consideration and are most likely to steal from you.

2014 rule: I don't do anything for her until she's done something for me.[/QUOTE]Make me a member of your club and don't forget to frisky them before they leave

Literally. Last minute cancel plans. Puts me in Sosua right now! The beach was lovely today. For the first time I actually enjoy the atmosphere. I play dominoes for the first time since they changed it to American style. Very good selection of chicas from Santiago were blazing their string bikinis. I'm at hotel Europa. The sexy Eva has been laying by the pool all day with those beautiful ass fake titties. But damn that girl is gorgeous. I think I just fucked the most darkest Dominican or Haitian I've ever seen. I caught her just right walking by herself, bad hair do looking at clothes she couldn't afford. 1000 pesos and she didn't complain. Of course I tipped her with a nice outfit. That's my afternoon treat. I think I'm going to go hi yellow tonight. I have a feeling it going be off the chain

Weed is always controversial on this site. In the DR it is viewed like coke. Most DR chicas I have been with do not smoke but some do. For those who like weed it is an awesome party drug. Music food and sex are all enhanced when smoking. Weed is illegal in most of the US as well so those of us who like it have accepted the risk. As adults we choose our risk. Why take the chance. Because it truly makes your activities enhanced. I try to be as safe as possible but I have smoked in the Dr many times. DR smoke is notoriously bad. This may be an age thing as well. Older guys who do not smoke may not understand why others do. Just like a lot of guys think you are taking a huge risk banging putas in a third world country.

Smoking weed in the US is a risk as it is in the DR. GOGO you would be surprised how many guys from all over the world do. I had a wingman from Norway he bought local and shared.

[QUOTE=Mr Gogo; 1521255]Hey Grownman,

I bro please.

The weed thing worries me the most because you are flagrant with it. Any Dominican that says "weed" you appear to be down with. Listen! Trust no one with that, it has serious consequences. My cousin got busted in Cabarette on our first trip. He snuck off with some Dominican dude and 30 minutes after he returned the police ran up on us with guns drawn. I will never forget the look on his face as the police were taking him away. It was like his worst nightmare had happened. First they wanted 10k use, then 5k to get him out of jail. His Mother was blaming me for not watching out for him. Its funny how family deserts you when they have to come up with thousands. We took him food to the POP jail and he was a defeated man. My cousin is 6'4, 220 pounds and a bad MF, but in jail he was a baby. We paid half and his family paid half and he was released. He hasn't been back since and the family never ta

Oldkool,

The only reason I don't smoke weed now is because my job won't let me. I don't think weed is bad, but it is illegal. Most of my early years were weed filled. With that said, we as adults can't be taking unnecessary risks that can cost us everything. The only reason foreign guys smoke weed in the DR is because they haven't been jammed up yet. I know that if you get busted and go through the wash that the Dominicans will put you through that you will then see its not worth the risk. Then you will never go back to the DR and say how terrible a place it is.

Being locked in a jail naked with 50 other guys in a 20x20 cell, having to pay 5k-10k of my hard earned money, and having loved ones bring you beans and rice as they feel sorry for you isn't worth hitting a joint. We are are viewed as rich vacationers to the poor Dominicans. They don't give a damn about 100usd when they can set your ass up for thousands, and you will pay brother. No American lawyers coming to your rescue, no politicians taking up your cause, not even sympathy from the girl who set your"Stupid rich tourist" ass up.

Guys don't have to listen to me now, but they will wish they had when their ass is shitting in a bucket. I'm not fucking with it, but listen to Old Kool guys if you want. I'm betting Old Kool won't be the one offering money when you get busted, will you Old Kool?

[QUOTE=OldKool;1521384]Smoking weed in the US is a risk as it is in the DR. GOGO you would be surprised how many guys from all over the world do. I had a wingman from Norway he bought local and shared.[/QUOTE]There are at least 28 of the 50 States in the US that have decriminalized weed:

[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Places_that_have_decriminalized_non-medical_cannabis_in_the_United_States[/url]


The DR has ZERO tolerance for weed:

[url]http://santodomingo.usembassy.gov/narcotics_arrest_in_dr-e.html[/url]


[i][b]CATEGORY ONE:[/b] Simple Possession

Minimum: 6 months in prison and a fine of RD$1,500

Maximum: 2 years in prison and a fine of RD$2,500[/i]


Read Gogo's post again: 5K USD to get his cousin out of a Dominican jail and 10K USD to have the case go away.

Compare that to paying only a $100 fine and no jail time in a place like California and tell me again where you'd rather take your chances.

Some of you guys lose all of your mind when pussy comes into the picture.

[QUOTE=GrownMan1]Literally. Last minute cancel plans. Puts me in Sosua right now! The beach was lovely today. For the first time I actually enjoy the atmosphere. I play dominoes for the first time since they changed it to American style. Very good selection of chicas from Santiago were blazing their string bikinis. I'm at hotel Europa.[/QUOTE]How do you like Hotel Europa and what's a good room there?

Is the scene on the strip packed at night? CubaDave was saying it was a ghost town.

[QUOTE=GrownMan1;1521350]Make me a member of your club and don't forget to frisky them before they leave[/QUOTE]I wouldn't frisk a chica unless I was sure she took something and in that case I might let security handle it. I just keep my important stuff in hand (smart phone) , locked up (money) or in plain sight (Hennessy) and I always do a quick check while she's showering up to leave.

I'm going to use your idea about bringing cheap dresses as gifts but I'd only give them to girls I've done multiple sessions with.

[QUOTE=OldKool;1521347]For some reason I am drawn to the young pretty ones. They usually have not been on the seen as long and are not as hard. However these same traits can make them less functional in the bed. I dance and chat with the girls before I pull the trigger. If she is in a hurry or rushes me I let her go. If the sex is good I get her number and will repeat.[/QUOTE]I agree the fresh faced 18-20 "rookies" are better.

I'm an ass man at heart but I've found in Sosua the bigger the booty the worse the sex / attitude. Now I go for the slimmer pretty girls (18-20) and the "bargain girls".7 scale chicas who might be over looked in favor of the cat suit wearing sharks. Nothing is sexier to me than enthusiasm and a lot of girls are eager to please and won't clock watch as much. On my next trip the plan is to grab any many hot chica's numbers on Saturday night then hit them up on Monday afternoon for $1000-1500 ST.

For those that this guy appeals to, CubaDave's spin: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vs964jKTDqg[/url]

Saw this but not sure if it is accurate: [url]http://ourlegaci.com/2014/01/13/what-really-happens-on-vacation/[/url]

"The Dominican Republic started taking steps towards preventing sex trafficking in 2013. These steps include charges against anyone that forces someone into sex trafficking and 10-15 year sentences for people that use the services of prostitutes."

Is Sosua going the Way of Costa Rica.

Been here three days now and prices seem to be going up and services are going down. Most chicas are asking for and sad to say many guys that I talk to are giving in and paying 2000P. Services however are not improving in fact they are declining finding many more chicas wanting to use condoms for blow jobs and many chicas have a rushed get it over with poor attitude. Things are not what they used to be, in the long run the rising prices and declining service level will just hurt the chicas as guys will begine to find other places. Colombia is looking better and better all the time.

Chris