Dubai Report--Premiere Club at Hyatt Regency
I arrived in Dubai last night and headed to Premiere at the Hyatt Regency Hotel. The club was filled with WGs. It reminded me a lot, in terms of numbers, like the old Circle Bar. The club was filled with Eastern Europeans, Arabs, at least one Indian and a few Chinese and Korean.
I walked around the dance floor a bunch of times. I spoke with one girl and I negotiated her down to $300 for the night. Not exactly a bargain. And then I threw in, "can I take pictures for myself", to which she said no. I don't really care about the pictures, but I figured if she wasn't going to let me take pictures, this might be a hint that she was not going to be a lot of fun.
I did another couple of laps and found another good looking girls. She was a strong 7 or a low 8. Let's say 8. 5. Again, I negotiated but the best I could get her down to was $US300. It's now about 3:00 in the AM and I am on east coast US time. Traveled about 18 hours. I was tired so I took her up on her offer.
We stopped off at Damascus on the way back to the hotel. I was starving. We brought the food back to the hotel. Great food.
Unfortunately, that is kind of where the "great" stopped. Her name was Ferdos. She asked me to pay up front, which like a fool I did (sorry guys I was damn exhausted! She was 27. Claimed to be from Ethiopia but it sounded like she was speaking Arabic. Not sure, but I am pretty sure she was Arabic. Her looks were a 7-8. Her body was an 8 with clothes on but a 6-7 with them off. She had nice tits but a little floppy.
She gave me one of the greatest massages a WG ever gave me. Definitely a 9 or 10. Her attitude in general was great!
We are laying on the bed naked and I asked her to give me a BJ. She said, "No". She doesn't do that. I was like, are you freakin kiddinng me? In all my years of mongering I have NEVER heard that. She said it was "cultural" and that none of the girls do that. Either she is nuts or I am nuts because I have been to Dubai before and got BJs.
Again, I am tired. She gets on top for a few minutes of crappy sex with all the fake moans. She then wants me to get on top for Missionary. She is laying there like a terd. Then we try doggy. My little guy was getting bored. There was no fun here.
She jerked me off and I asked her to go. She gave me her number but I wondered why would I ever call her again! So, if you run into an Ethiopian at Premiere named Ferdos, just punt. What a waste of money.
Now, for all the men who are going to ridicule me for paying so much and for paying in advance, you don't have to waste your time. You are right. It won't happen again. Unless of course I am exhausted and horny. In that case, it just might!
BTW, I never even took pictures of her. It wasn't worth getting out of bed to get the camera.
MP Place in Business Bay?
Can anyone recommend a MP in Business Bay? Or, if anyone wants to be completely awesome and wants to PM me any great contacts at reasonable prices in Dubai, it would be appreciated.
Happy to return the favor in places I know better, Brazil, Costa Rica, Thailand, Taiwan, PRC, Japan, etc.
Thanks.
Lulus Massage--Business Bay, Dubai
Thanks to another ISGer, I contacted Lulus Massage in Business Bay. It is about 4-5 blocks from my hotel. I called her and then Whats App'd her. I was taken into a room where I paid my $100 Emirate Dollars.
They introduced me to a few girls. I didn't like the look of the first one (they introduce you one at a time which I can't stand) but I did like the second one. Dolly. She was a little large which I do not normally like, but she was Indian, said she was 27 and was cute.
If I had to rate her, I would give her a 6-7 for looks, a 6-7 for body, and like a 5-6 for attitude. She gave me a great massage. Then started to negotiate. I wasn't interested in the HJ so I started with the BJ. She wanted 500. I said no. We went back and forth. I stopped at 300 and she wanted to still negotiate. I almost walked out right there. I mean, if you don't want to do it don't do it, but don't complain about it. She wanted $700 for FS but I passed. We settled at 300 for BBBJ. One of the worst BJ's I have ever had. Mostly hand a bit of mouth. This lady either had no idea how to do it right or could not have cared less.
She kept complaining about the price as she was working on me. It is not like 300 Emirates Dollars is a tiny bit of money. For the same amount of money you can get FS in Brazil or Costa Rica and a BJ in NewYork! And it would have been very quick if she just did the deed and ket the money. Give me a break.
Did the deed and left. Not sure if I will go back to Lulus next time.
Friday night at Jules & Kubu
Was in Dubai over the weekend, was alone on Friday and being a holiday my reg GF could not meet me because of her family being home. Crap. Got a familiar itch in the evening at 9 and decided to pop into Jules and Kubu if I could find myself a nice CIS. Went to Jules, found a few cute blondes but they all insisted on payment in the club. This seemed dicey to me and after much negotiation and no budging I headed to Kubu. Must say the CIS at Jules are good 7-9 in my rating but the advance payment system invalidates their hotness.
Kubu is clearly past its prime. Settled for a 7, Kazak, Brunette nice firm be-cup tits, slim body. She was nice to speak to in the club. Chose her for her good attitude which continued in the apartment. She was enthusiastic enough since I had promised her a tip over the 1300 if the night was fun. All on offer except anal which still eludes me in life. She had a very tasty twat and reluctantly allowed me to finger her ass while eating her out but I'm sure she really enjoyed it. She was super tight and very energetic in bed for the three times that we did it though the third was an abandoned attempt midway as I was clearly worn out. Popped into the tub with her for a soak after that. I finally sent her packing at 4 am after asking her to blow me at the sofa. I knew I wouldn't come but I just love BBBJ. She was at it for almost 15 minutes and when she looked liked passing out I asked her to stop. Gave her a bonus 200 for effort.
Back after Ramadan for 3 weeks will try and scout some new locations as I'm now tired of Kubu and Jules.