Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=Mortman]..................... I began to imagine saggy breasts an oversized pussy and stretch marks and I was not to be disappointed. I could feel the lack of interest starting to take effect between my legs but decided to pesevere and soldier on. Her belly was badly scarred she would not perform OWO, would not kiss with an open mouth and was unhappy with me even touching her. ..........[/QUOTE]

Agreed Mortman, having had a few ''not so good'' experiences I now tend to lean more towards the lesser clothed Go-Gos where a man can see the goods before buying. Anything carrying a hint of a ''Spunk Belly'' or stretch marks is not my cup of tea at all. If I do see a very fanciable Bar-Girl, as you did in this case, I will always ask about babies, boyfriends, etc etc before I waste any time or money. Then there is the DFK and Roving Hands test as described, just to make sure.

After all there are plenty to choose from and I am sure more than one for every taste.

The attitude of the mamasan etc is not good for the bar, and the girl was also not good for business, however there might just be a cutie in there to satisfy someones requirements. I wouldnt give the bar a miss, but after your advice, I would view it with a cautious eye. Plenty more to choose from.

Cheers, FF

Decided to try out some freelancers yesterday evening. Went to Lucifers and then on to Tonys Discoteque. Bought a bottle of San Miguel light in Tonys, cost 210 baht....WTF. I am then asked to sit down at a table but tell the persistent waiter that I want to stand. Catch the eye of some nearby girl who comes over to chat to me. The waiter returns and asks me what the girl is drinking. I think quickly.........another 210 baht making a total of 420 baht = nearly enough for short time and tell the waiter that I am not buying her a drink just yet as she has only just come over this minute to chat to me. The waiter then tells me I cannot occupy the table unless the girl also has a drink and the girl feeling embarrassed tells me that she will go.......WTF I tell the waiter he can put his drink where the sun don't shine and walk out NEVER to return. I end up at the aptly named Walking Street bar and disco where drinks are 80 baht, the atmosphere more friendly, the music more inviting and the girls a plenty. End up with a mature lady this time, slim and not a single ounce of fat anywhere. Tells me she is from BKK and works in a hair salon. This hooking business must just be a part time job for her. Anyway take her back and after 2 solid hours of the most raunchy sex I have ever had, I finally get to sleep at 4am. This girl did everything and I mean everything and having her tongue pushed deep inside my anus was a pleasant surprise. She never asked for money from the moment we met so I gave her a 1000 baht later the following day, with a firm intention to meet tonight again. Incidentally why do all the discos on Walking Street insist on playing that hip hop crap. It seems to me that most of the clientelle are men over the age of 30 who probably like hip hop just as much as they do herpes. Mind you the highlight of my evening was watching some white overweight farang dressed in hip hop baggy clothes and shorts with baseball cap pushed to the side giving it some serious attitude. He entertained me for ages and I owe him a special thanks. Just thought I should apologise to all the hip hop fans out there, you have permission to flame me

[QUOTE=Mortman] Incidentally why do all the discos on Walking Street insist on playing that hip hop crap. It seems to me that most of the clientelle are men over the age of 30 who probably like hip hop just as much as they do herpes. Mind you the highlight of my evening was watching some white overweight farang dressed in hip hop baggy clothes and shorts with baseball cap pushed to the side giving it some serious attitude. He entertained me for ages and I owe him a special thanks. [/QUOTE]

Hip hop and techno music has more of an up tempo beat/rhythm and is designed to get people in a party or celebratory mood. I’m not a big fan of most hip hop/techno music either but will take them any day over listening to the Eagles' Hotel California for the millionth time or some other golden oldie that will put me to sleep. Most people do go to discos to party/celebrate and not reminisce about the good old days.

[QUOTE=Run Mann]Hip hop and techno music has more of an up tempo beat/rhythm and is designed to get people in a party or celebratory mood. I’m not a big fan of most hip hop/techno music either but will take them any day over listening to the Eagles' Hotel California for the millionth time or some other golden oldie that will put me to sleep. Most people do go to discos to party/celebrate and not reminisce about the good old days.[/QUOTE]

Guess I am just getting old and boring. Anyway off to see my honey from last night with a heightened anticipation. Just had the buffet dinner at the Lek for 180 baht and have to say that it was excellent quality. I don't know how they make a profit, tonights menu included a variety of sea food including king prawns and fillet steak. In my humble opinion probably the best value buffet combined with quality in Pattaya at the moment.
Will probably see my darling until Monday when I return to BKK. She even cleaned my room this morning and had put toothpaste on my toothbrush. My god they know how to take care of their men, I couldn't ever imagine that kind of care from a European woman. Anyway my bumhole is twitching with anticipation (see my previous report).

[QUOTE=Run Mann]Hip hop and techno music has more of an up tempo beat/rhythm and is designed to get people in a party or celebratory mood. [/QUOTE]

My votes with Mortman. Find it difficult to enjoy music that loosens my fillings! Give me the oldie rock standards at Tahitian Queen any day.

[QUOTE=Gamahucher]My votes with Mortman. Find it difficult to enjoy music that loosens my fillings! Give me the oldie rock standards at Tahitian Queen any day.[/QUOTE]

Well, if you're listening to "oldie rock" music you would not be in a Disco.

[QUOTE=Run Mann]Well, if you're listening to "oldie rock" music you would not be in a Disco.[/QUOTE]

True, but that techno shit also tends to be played in most Walking Street go-go bars as well.

[QUOTE=Mortman]Decided to try out some freelancers yesterday evening. Went to Lucifers and then on to Tonys Discoteque. Bought a bottle of San Miguel light in Tonys, cost 210 baht....WTF. [/QUOTE]
Yeah those club prices are ridiculous. A Heineken at Lucifer is 160 compared to 39 at 711. One of my regular pros who hangs at Lucifer told me that if they are alone then the drink costs them 90 (still a hefty sum over 39) but if they are with a farang then it will have to be purchased at the menu price. She said to just find a girl who is alone and get her to buy your drinks for you.

What I did Wednesday night was arrived at 1200 and bought 1 beer. The club was empty at that time but filled up at 1230. At 1245 I had made my choice and was on my way back to the room to hibernate. I think this will be my routine from now on. Why hang out late spending unnecessary dough on drinks/fun when I could stretch my 1000 baht out over a few more hours cozied up with the pussy.

[QUOTE=Mortman]Lek Buffet
In my humble opinion probably the best value buffet combined with quality in Pattaya at the moment.
[QUOTE]
IMHO
I eat at both, but think Apex is better. They have a guy BBQ'ing constantly, so you get you beef, pork ribs, Prawns fresh off the grill! I stay at Lek, and eat breakfast buffet there, when I get up in time(110baht), but often walk to Apex for Dinner.

[QUOTE=Belmont]I eat at both, but think Apex is better. They have a guy BBQ'ing constantly, so you get you beef, pork ribs, Prawns fresh off the grill! I stay at Lek, and eat breakfast buffet there, when I get up in time(110baht), but often walk to Apex for Dinner.[/QUOTE]

Always thought that the Apex breakfast buffet is amazing value. Rooms are shit though, but very cheap, which might explain why the place is always full.

Arrived at the airport at 8pm and everything went smooth. Was surprised that no taxi touts approached me in the terminal building, they may have had a clean up, so I just took a regular taxi for 1500B. It took only 1.5 hour to get to Pattaya, but of course I got the taxi driver who obviously had never been in Pattaya before. Before I manage to get my bearings we turned off the main road and we were in some back streets, hell knows where. I gave him the card for Honey Lodge, right where Beach Rd and Walking Street meets. But Beach Rd didn’t ring a bell to him. So he inquired with several moto-guys but obviously thai-thai communication didn’t work either. Then after a much too long time we passed Tony’s Gym on 3rd Rd and I instructed him right at the next crossing and we got our self down on 2nd Rd. I was tempted to get off there and walk the 100 meters or so to the hotel. But he quickly proceeded on 2nd Rd. Now making him understand take first road left wasn’t so easy. Once more he stopped to ask directions and I heard soi 10 being mentioned. Ok, guessed that’s the next street connecting to Beach Rd. However he turned right up soi 10 2nd Rd. NO, NO, NO. Left, I said left pointing both my arms towards the sea. So eventually we got down the right soi 10 and onto the dense traffic at Beach Rd.

Finally got there, unpacked and went out for a eat and get some toiletries and condoms. Back to the hotel for a quick shower and promenade along Walking Street. Dropped in at Lucifer’s which was quite crowded by midnight, lots of girls there, but to dark to really see your catch before you bring her out in daylight. Didn’t fancy the load rap music the band was playing either, so went on to Marine Disco which as usual was almost empty. Back to my plan for the evening. Entered Babybolls half over midnight and sat down at the show with the shower. There weren’t many guests there really, far less than last time I was there in January, fewer girls on the stage as well. But I got along well with Jean and her friend joining them at pussy licking. There was the usual banana and ice cube show. Bought more ladydrinks than usual. So I was doing DFK with 3 girls, my hands all over, theirs as well, and just enjoying myself. One of them unzipped my pants and gave some light BJ on the spot to the embarrassment of the Asian guy sitting there. But I couldn’t care less. Money can’t buy me love the Beatles once sang. Not so sure about that. Many girls competed for BF and I was thinking about a double, the bed to small for three. Barfined Jean at 0145 for 300B and back to the hotel. 2 rounds and one more in the morning.

Good porn star action, lots of fake moaning but a bit too dry for me. The BJ was excellent though. She let me do her ass which went surprisingly easy. Then I realized he had slipped into the pussy. I had to steer him slowly in there because woops he slipped back in to the normal hole, where it felt better anyway.

Hi,

Coming to Pattaya on 9th . Wanted to know if hell club has reopened.

Regards

[QUOTE=Belmont][QUOTE=Mortman]Lek Buffet
In my humble opinion probably the best value buffet combined with quality in Pattaya at the moment.
[QUOTE]
IMHO
I eat at both, but think Apex is better. They have a guy BBQ'ing constantly, so you get you beef, pork ribs, Prawns fresh off the grill! I stay at Lek, and eat breakfast buffet there, when I get up in time(110baht), but often walk to Apex for Dinner.[/QUOTE]


As an occasional visitor to Pattaya is there any chance you could tell me where the Lek hotel(?) and Apex are located please.

Thanks in advance,

OG

As an occasional visitor to Pattaya is there any chance you could tell me where the Lek hotel(?) and Apex are located please.

Lek Hotel is in Soi 13, and Apex Hotel in Second Road close to Mike's Shopping, I think.

[QUOTE=Osakagin]...where the Lek hotel(?) and Apex are located please...OG[/QUOTE]
Both are located on Pattaya 2nd Road between Central and South Pattaya roads, Apex on the East side, and Lek on the West.