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Hi,

I am new here so apologies if I am asking this in the wrong place. I will be in London late June and am looking for suggestions for the memorable massage. Only looking for HJ not BJ or FS, but am happy to pay for the most sensual erotic xperience possible!

[QUOTE=Stat71]Hi,

I am new here so apologies if I am asking this in the wrong place. I will be in London late June and am looking for suggestions for the memorable massage. Only looking for HJ not BJ or FS, but am happy to pay for the most sensual erotic xperience possible![/QUOTE]Well, in particular if money is not a main concern for you, I definetely would go for Rosa at mayfair massage.

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Hello eyeryone,

I saw a report "Oh I do like to be beside the seaside" about a place called Kelly's Massage ([url]www.kellysmassage.co.uk[/url]) in Westcliff-on-Sea, I was intrigued, so I decided to check it out. I rang Kelly’s Massage on Saturday and I was told that Nicky would be working on Sunday after 7 p.m.

On Sunday O took the train from London and I was in Westcliff at 7 p.m., there was no sign of Kelly’s Massage on the junction of Hamlet Ct Road and London Road, and their telephone (which is a mobile) was switched off !! After standing around for 30 minutes, I finally managed to contact them, they said that the place was closed till 8.30 p.m., and the directions to find Kelly’s Massage were that there is a carpet shop on the junction, and there is an alley to the left of the carpet shop that leads to a white house (I think number 193a). So I had to hang around for another hour, and then I turned up at Kelly’s Massage at 8.30 p.m.

I was greeted at the door by a young blonde girl who claimed to be the receptionist, she did not seem at all apologetic about my being mucked about, she said that Nicky was not working today, “she is unwell”, there was one other girl but I had to pay either £65 or £75 before I could see her !!! When I said that this was most unfair, and not normally done, that the punter had to pay before even seeing the girl, she shrugged her shoulders and said “take it or leave it”. I told her that I would rather leave it and left Kelly’s massage.

I think, after my experience in Westcliff, that Kelly’s Massage is a scam, I don’t think any of the girls on their website work there, communicating with Kelly’s Massage by phone is a nightmare and they are less than honest in their dealings, AVOID THEM. I wasted about 6 hours of my time, but it could have been a lot worse.

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[QUOTE=Tractor Boy]There are a number of “Party” reports on this site, so would like to add my recommendation for what I think is the best value & quality event around London that I have been to.

It is organised by the London adult party club ( [url]www.londonadultparties.com[/url] ) & it is the event on a Wednesday night held at the Paradise Spa in Chadwell Heath that is so good. They also have a web site [url]www.theparadisespa.co.uk[/url]

I have been to a number of these parties & for a price of £60 gives the best value I have found. There are always 6 / 7 girls & the ratio is ideal for all the action you can manage. What makes this special is that you have plenty of room to move & socialise as well as getting to use the Spa facilities – Sauna, steam room, Jacuzzi’s, lounge & bar. As this is mainly a swingers club, it also attracts a number of couples & single girls, who are only too pleased to join in the action. In fact the best time I had was with a couple, the wife coming from Kenya, who after watching the girls working in pairs, each with 2 to 3 guys, were so turned on that they wanted threesomes for the rest of the night.

The 3 hours always goes too quick, as the girls rest time is generally spent in the jacuzzi’s or sauna, where they are not alone!!![/QUOTE]

Hiya Tractor Boy

I found your report interesting. Could you clarify a few things please?

Are the girls in the ratio you mention paid girls, ie servicing anybody? Or is it primarily a swingers club with an additional hostess or two?

If the former, then it is like the adult parties (LMP, Gentlemens Parties and so on) but with the addition of wet and dry areas and visitors who include those not engaging in any financial transaction (other than the cost of entry). £60 is pretty cheap for that, but about the price of a single male entry to a genuine swingers club.

I think someone sugested LMP for instance was a swingers club, which it definitely isn't (even if it was inspired by them). LMP and several other parties in London are simply parties where punters get to enjoy several enthusiastic girls rather than paying for an individual escort.

The swingers scene, on the other hand, is very different. Although I have enjoyed both I like to know what I am getting into when time is short on any particular trip to London.

If you've personally been to some other clubs you could maybe point up differences in your experience for us (mini trip reports) perhaps?

Either way, interesting report. Thanks!


[i]ps Rio's, by London's Kentish Town, is quite good value for single males - £20 - pretty basic swingers club. This is also the price I saw on Paradise's price list for single males, but I couldn't find any listing of a party aimed at men with obliging hostesses such as LMP and Gentlemens Parties. The Paradise site lists 'coffee days' which sound ambiguously fun on Wednesdays, and private hire for the party club, apparently the one you are pointing us to (?) on Wednesday evenings. I could only get the second one of your links to work - the one for london parties looks more hopeful but didn't give me any details - just comes up blank. Any more info?[/i]

Since submitting the last post, I've googled and found [url]http://www.londonadultpartyclub.com/index/[/url] which is maybe the one Tractor Boy means.

Here's the current event listing

Monday 2nd June
CENTRAL LONDON VENUE
12 noon to 3pm
Featuring a minimum of three girls, including:
Emma Louise, Malu, Shaz

Maximum nine guests
Contribution £80
8pm to 11pm
Featuring a minimum of three girls, including:
Mirella, Suzy, Chanelle

Maximum nine guests
Contribution £80

Wednesday 4th June
PARADISE SPA
8pm to 11pm
(Doors open at 7pm)
Featuring a minimum of seven girls, including:
Diana, Suzy, Emma Louise, Chanelle, Zema, Nadia, Soneta

Maximum m/f ratio 5:1
Contribution £60

Friday 6th June
CENTRAL LONDON VENUE
AUDITIONS PARTY
8pm to 11pm
Featuring a minimum of three brand-new girls, including:
TBC

Maximum nine guests
Contribution £80


So it's a much higher ratio than LMP, but costs less and, at least when it's held in Paradise, has some extra facilities.

btw I don't want to encourage any 'features' war as I enjoy and value LMP's Emma's posts, but this [b]is[/b] a general ISG forum so it's good to have info on all the options.

Christophered. You have found the right site & as you can see, there are 7 girls due this week. The party is a private hire of the Paradise Spa, so you get the benefits of a party, with all the girls being up for all you can ask, but within the setting of a swingers club.

As this is well known among the Spa regulars, then you get the added benefit of other couples coming along – for only £20. Getting turned on & joining in the action. I haven’t been to other parties, but I am a regular at the Wednesday "coffee mornings" at the Spa. These are also good fun, with a number of willing ladies, but it is more hit & miss as there tends to be at least 25 to 30 single guys each time & with the girls being free to pick & choose, you are not always going to be lucky. It does also attract a number of exhibitionist guys, who take great delight showing how they could enter a three legged race. Without a partner!

They have put the price up to £40, so is now a bit steep, when for an extra £20 you are guaranteed all your stamina will allow & on the same day.

My partner & I are swingers ourselves & have been Rio’s, but found the type of single guys who hang out there too intimidating. It is fine if you go to the upstairs rooms, but that is strictly for couples only.

Give LAPC a try. Then let me know.

Can anyone help me find my fantasy working girl in or around London & the Home counties?

I would like to see a very small girl, about 140 – 145cm tall & small framed in proportion. I know there are many Asian girls similar to this working in Central London, but their rates are too high. Age is not an issue, if she is over 30,that would ok.

I’m sure you experienced mongers can help!!

My streak of bad luck in trying to get a massage with happy ending in London continues.

A couple of weeks ago I turned up at this establishment around 1800 hrs. I was greeted by a dark haired eastern european receptionist in her twenties who took my money (60 pounds if I recall correctly) and showed me to the changing room. After showering I came out of the changing room where a 50 plus year old chubby oriental was waiting for me. You can imagine the rest. A very proper massage with no extras offered (thank God!)

Much to my annoyance, as I walked into the changing room, I bumped into a naked and flustered gentleman saying his goodbyes to a young attractive oriental lady covered only by a skimpy towel! It was clear to me that he had received a different type of service to mine!

On my way out, a couple of young easterrn european things, part of the staff, walked into the Spa.

Does anybody know what do I need to do to secure anyone other that the chubby masseuse? (Without being obvious and asking for a slim, young masseuse) Do I need to be known there?

I am returning to London shortly and I would like to try this place again as I liked the facilities and I sense that it has potential for more if you have the know-how.

The following day I tried Reborn massage near Marble Arch. Facilities so so. Again, I drew a chubby oriental lady in her late 40s who gave me a poor massage followed by an ok hand relief, which I would have turned down in normal (i.e non-desperate) circumstances.

[QUOTE=Xanaldu]Well, in particular if money is not a main concern for you, I definetely would go for Rosa at mayfair massage.

X[/QUOTE]

Bad news, since moving to the new premisesa few weeks ago, ROSA is no longer working but spending her time managing the business as such.

[QUOTE=July Gan]My streak of bad luck in trying to get a massage with happy ending in London continues.

A couple of weeks ago I turned up at this establishment around 1800 hrs. I was greeted by a dark haired eastern european receptionist in her twenties who took my money (60 pounds if I recall correctly) and showed me to the changing room. After showering I came out of the changing room where a 50 plus year old chubby oriental was waiting for me. You can imagine the rest. A very proper massage with no extras offered (thank God!)

Much to my annoyance, as I walked into the changing room, I bumped into a naked and flustered gentleman saying his goodbyes to a young attractive oriental lady covered only by a skimpy towel! It was clear to me that he had received a different type of service to mine!

On my way out, a couple of young easterrn european things, part of the staff, walked into the Spa.

Does anybody know what do I need to do to secure anyone other that the chubby masseuse? (Without being obvious and asking for a slim, young masseuse) Do I need to be known there?

I am returning to London shortly and I would like to try this place again as I liked the facilities and I sense that it has potential for more if you have the know-how.

The following day I tried Reborn massage near Marble Arch. Facilities so so. Again, I drew a chubby oriental lady in her late 40s who gave me a poor massage followed by an ok hand relief, which I would have turned down in normal (i.e non-desperate) circumstances.[/QUOTE]

I love a challenge so am going to do my best to get to the bottom of this issue, wish me luck and I promise to report back in the next 10 days.

[QUOTE=July Gan]My streak of bad luck in trying to get a massage with happy ending in London continues.

Does anybody know what do I need to do to secure anyone other that the chubby masseuse? (Without being obvious and asking for a slim, young masseuse) Do I need to be known there?[/QUOTE]I probably should send you a personal massage but at this point I prefer to give a public suggestion as this establishment has been pushing too much the limits of good, honest punters.

The management, and the sexy bitchy EE girls at the reception, know too well the reasons why a gentleman walks into those premises. It seems they take extreme pleasure if they manage to assign the "old chubby chinese" lady to the unlucky guest.

Now my suggestion is quite simple but effective, even if it is the first time you visit the place when you face the receptionist ask straight away that you wish to have a service from the lovely, young, oriental girl that gave a wonderful massage two weeks before. If they refuse to introduce you to a lovely and young girl just leave! That is the only way to discourage them to put on offer a bad service.

X

[QUOTE=Wild Child 1]I love a challenge so am going to do my best to get to the bottom of this issue, wish me luck and I promise to report back in the next 10 days.[/QUOTE]

Thanks for your help Wild Child!

I will be back on the 17th June so any assistance will be most welcome!

Does anyone know the line up at 70a Berwick? I know the following:

Monday - Oriental Girl (1st Floor), Swedish Girl (2nd Floor)

Tuesday - Chelsea (1st Floor), Swedish Girl, I think same as above (2nd Floor)

[QUOTE=Christopherd]ps Rio's, by London's Kentish Town, is quite good value for single males - £20 - pretty basic swingers club.[/QUOTE]
Unless you're interested in a bad sauna, smelly swimming pool and ogling the hot topless bar girls, don't bother going to Rio's. All of the action goes on upstairs and only couples are permitted to go upstairs. Even 3-somes can't go up those stairs. If it's cheap- well you know the rest...

Mongers,

I'm curious as to the services posted by the agency women and independents in London. Are things such as owo (aka bbbj), A, R etc usually part of the fee or do they jack you for e$tra for such services (rare for US providers). I also see on some of the sites that several offer "bareback", which is obviously kinda scary on many levels but just curious as to the safety and 'realness' of the ads. Im interested in giving the London scene a try - although the weak dollar is killing a brother - please advise and I will post the experience.