Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=Haven123;1867232]Oh, Lordy, Lordy!

1. In the absence of a decimal point, your number is the same as 1 %, as the zeros in front have no meaning without a decimal point. I assume this was just a slip?

2. Even granting you 1 above, you missed like 5 additional zeros, meaning an additional one hundred thousandth!

You been drinking a tad more Dos Equis than normal my friend? Please recompute! .

On a more serious note, it's all good. We will work it all out, Uncke V.

I'll hold a little Math SAT class for you at IBar! LOL![/QUOTE]Actually the damned ISG editor removed the decimal point for some reason.

That said, I must admit that quantitative methods are not a strength of mine. My methods are qualitative with the occasional comparative case study (I. E. Taking two girls at the same time).

I look forward to our meeting.

You-V.

is what that guy did on Soi 6 enough to get you deported out of Thailand? Personally I can't see Thailand letting him stay.

The case is closed, he paid a fine and has moved on. He's not being deported for it, this story is a nothing burger comparatively speaking. Its only news because someone posted it online which caused an uproar.

[URL]http://pattayaone.net/pattaya-news/223052/update-public-oral-sex-offender-regular-pattaya-bar-patron/[/URL]

[QUOTE=RunMann;1867429]The case is closed, he paid a fine and has moved on. He's not being deported for it, this story is a nothing burger comparatively speaking. Its only news because someone posted it online which caused an uproar.

[URL]http://pattayaone.net/pattaya-news/223052/update-public-oral-sex-offender-regular-pattaya-bar-patron/[/URL][/QUOTE]Exactly. Tourists get caught fucking on the beach every week.

[URL]http://pattayaone.net/pattaya-news/crime/222710/tourist-couple-caught-sex-pattaya-beach/[/URL].

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;1867435]Exactly. Tourists get caught fucking on the beach every week. [/QUOTE]Which is pretty stupid considering the rats and trash on that beach. Probably a few needles in the sand also. Not very romantic.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;1867435]Exactly. Tourists get caught fucking on the beach every week.

[URL]http://pattayaone.net/pattaya-news/crime/222710/tourist-couple-caught-sex-pattaya-beach/[/URL].[/QUOTE]More often than not Russian couples. There a horny bunch.

I've researched here, but it's not totally clear if CFS is extra over the 2500-3000 soapie fee.

[QUOTE=GinAndTonic;1867563]More often than not Russian couples. There a horny bunch.[/QUOTE]I love the way that Pattaya One, despite being in the dirtiest fleshpot on earth, always maintains the sensibilities of a parish newspaper in Victorian England. Are Thais really 'shocked' and 'appalled' by the behavior of farangs, as Pattaya One keeps telling us? I suppose it's not much of a story to say "Thais were quietly contemptuous but largely indifferent, and soon went back to minding their own business."

[QUOTE=PaulPassem;1867677]I've researched here, but it's not totally clear if CFS is extra over the 2500-3000 soapie fee.[/QUOTE]The fee always includes CFS at no extra charge. However a tip pf B200-B500 on top of the standard fee is expected. Some guys don't tip at all but most do.

This will probably come back to bite me in the ass but fuck it. I don't know who here goes to 808. But in February I met a fine ass midget from Poland who is in there every night. We exchanged numbers but I never followed up. I finally spoke to her today. None of all that other bullshit that you guys say you need to talk about or buying drinks. Straight to the point. These are the only words that I have spoken to her since I stopped her to get her number that night when she was going to the WC. And it is the price that I have always posted in this forum. (Unless she is giving me half off because of her size. LOL.).

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;1867942]This will probably come back to bite me in the ass but fuck it. I don't know who here goes to 808. But in February I met a fine ass midget from Poland who is in there every night. We exchanged numbers but I never followed up. I finally spoke to her today. None of all that other bullshit that you guys say you need to talk about or buying drinks. Straight to the point. These are the only words that I have spoken to her since I stopped her to get her number that night when she was going to the WC. And it is the price that I have always posted in this forum. (Unless she is giving me half off because of her size. LOL.).[/QUOTE]For me, I have had to many lousy dates in USA that did not end in me getting layed at the end of the night or when finally got the sex, it was not worth the time and money spent pursuing it.

My purpose in Pattaya is to cut out the dating game and get to the final event as quickly and cheaply as possible. To play the dating game, buy drinks and meals for a girl who I know I have to pay in the morning makes no sense to me.

Maybe if we hit it off well after a few good visits of her fucking my brains out I would take her for a drink. Even then I think she would prefer a tip instead.

To each his own. If other guys enjoy the dating stuff, go for it.

In the end it's all about having fun.

I enjoy both 'dating' and wham bam sex with someone I just grab and go. Last month the most I did in 1 day was 7 girls, 3 at Kinnaree, then 1 at Honey 2, 1 in soi 6, 1 at Sabai Room, then 1 more at soi 6. Then my gogo girl asked me why I was so tired when she arrived after work. Then some nights no sex but just a fun night out with a few gogo girls.

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;1867960]I enjoy both 'dating' and wham bam sex with someone I just grab and go. Last month the most I did in 1 day was 7 girls, 3 at Kinnaree, then 1 at Honey 2, 1 in soi 6, 1 at Sabai Room, then 1 more at soi 6. Then my gogo girl asked me why I was so tired when she arrived after work. Then some nights no sex but just a fun night out with a few gogo girls.[/QUOTE]Ohhhh Boi! That is just incredible!

I suppose you are 17 , going on 27 !

Heck, even back then I never had that kind of stamina or cojones!

Hats off to you! You could be a highly sought after porn star! 😜

haven, FKK guys are used to 5+ girls in a day. I should have clarified that the 2 soapie girls were the 2 worst service girls I have ever had in Thailand so they don't really count. I more or less bailed on them to save time. Soapies just aren't for me. Too routine.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;1867942]This will probably come back to bite me in the ass but fuck it. I don't know who here goes to 808. But in February I met a fine ass midget from Poland who is in there every night. [/QUOTE]Well she won't be in there every night any more. I'm curious now since I like Polish girls.

I just arrived and will report after some action. Meanwhile a question.

I see several massage places just walking around. What are typical times that guys spend in there, and how much for CFS?