Dubai Reports

[QUOTE=AssGuru;1896055]The rule: Not all the profiles on MR are genuine and most of them are used to con "honest-to-god-new-pussy-seeking-mongers".

.[/QUOTE]Top quality stuff. Put this on ROD.

I have got a lot of inquiry on how dating sites, how come no on has shared their progress except for Alex?

Good to hear from you. Yep. An August humping trip to phils is locked and loaded. Wicked Roger has kindly offered to assist. Let me know how morrocco goes. May be another time.

I will be in dubai in July so will touch base with you.

The A league is not my cuppa tea.

G.

[QUOTE=Alex7J;1896022]Sorry for the meetup Gunners I am not in DXB this weekend so we could not connect and TX for the invitation to dxb. Why are you cancelling the plan for Morocco don't do it man trust me it will be a delight and the fun to hump those hot young brown big ass lovelies is always a pleasure. You will not regret and did you already book for Phills or still to book, I will be in DXB this weekend for an extended stay as I have to look for house for a 1 year lease its time to settle in DXB. So it will be a long trip looking at various options has to be a serviced apartment or villa safe but very sexy I am thinking for downtown but will take the advice of Joe he is the most experienced man in DXB forum and I want it to be walking from my office or near the metro its easy in the rush hours.

Anyhow seems to be a nice Filli not bad nice legs why don't you try A with these Philli babes after alcohol they are no holes barred.

And I like the info 3 shots of sex and 7 shots of tequila I thought the other way around:

Cheers and chill.

Alex[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=AssGuru;1896128]A friend of mine was transiting through Dubai for the first time so he asked me to show him around. Given he's been more than a good host when I visited him in his mongering territory, I was happy to oblige.
Note: Photos are of Mimi from MR.[/QUOTE]Fantastic FR, well written with all horny details. The girls you selected were spot on. Whoever gave you names must be commended. This FR should go to ROD.

[QUOTE=Alex7J;1896029][URL]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?2186-Pattaya-Reports&p=1895894[/URL]#post1895894.

The master Kumbu is an awesome writer each and every detail so precise you feel that you have taken in the actual scene like a 5 d movie. Joe we have a lot to learn form this guy.

Awesome.[/QUOTE]This Kumbu is really awesome. He must be writer or journalist by profession. His style of writing, the details, the length of FR keeps you hooked till end. Everyone in BKK forum is going gaga over this Kumbu.

[QUOTE=AjaySh;1896239]After a hectic work week, wanted to relax over the weekend. Connected with an incall place near my locality. And we went on for like 30 minutes more. Overall enjoyed my weekend in DXB.[/QUOTE]Pretty chic FR. The Mumbai style of writing FR. Where everything is written in minimum words but enough to diagnose. Good one Ajay. And next time in DXB let me help you make your weekend better. Stay safe happy mongering.

Hi guys,

First of all thank you all for such good detailed reports specially Alex who I always enjoyed reading. I have been a once a year visitor to dubai but haven't really mongered there yet as such. I plan on coming there next month for 2 days just for mongering purposes and would appreciate some help from the senior members.

I have heard a lot about Mirchi for Desi babes and York, Moscow etc for others. If I had to break it down for say just two nights in dubai which should be the ideal clubs to visit to pick up the juicy meat (Any nationality excepts Viets) . Would you guys recommend any Bar beaches to pick up girls and if yes which ones keeping in mind I would be there on week days and not weekends or would you advise me to visit Dubai on weekends instead of Weekdays?

Secondly for day time which would be the ideal place to monger or shall one just stick to night time? Planning on staying in either Avari Deira or some place of the seniors recommendation for say a hotel budget of US 150/200 max maybe close to the beach? .

Would appreciate all the help from the seniors mongers regarding the must visit clubs / bar clubs to monger for two nights stay and reviews on girls of Cavali as well.

Thank you for the time to read this all and appreciate the inputs.

Cheers.

[QUOTE=AjaySh;1896239]After a hectic work week, wanted to relax over the weekend. Connected with an incall place near my locality. A guy with an east asian ascent was on the other side. He claimed to have 4 chicks with him. All pinoy. Arranged with him for a incall at his location. The location was in a residential locality, clean and good ambiance. Selected a slim curvy chick. As soon as we entered the room, she was horny as hell. She quickly popped out of her one piece and pounced on me like a tigress. A lot of DFK and CBJ, she exploded in WOT position. This chick had a lot of stamina. And we went on for like 30 minutes more. Overall enjoyed my weekend in DXB.[/QUOTE]Place and damages: Ajay: Seems to be a decent chick for a day time or early evening pop up session: I am not a fan of incall but many in the DXB forum would like to know about the place and damages. So write about the place as you do in the Mumbai forum with some clues:

Cheers man.

[QUOTE=HeartKiller420;1896293]Hi guys,

First of all thank you all for such good detailed reports specially Alex who I always enjoyed reading. I have been a once a year visitor to dubai but haven't really mongered there yet as such. I plan on coming there next month for 2 days just for mongering purposes and would appreciate some help from the senior members.

I have heard a lot about Mirchi for Desi babes and York, Moscow etc for others. If I had to break it down for say just two nights in dubai which should be the ideal clubs to visit to pick up the juicy meat (Any nationality excepts Viets) . Would you guys recommend any Bar beaches to pick up girls and if yes which ones keeping in mind I would be there on week days and not weekends or would you advise me to visit Dubai on weekends instead of Weekdays?

Secondly for day time which would be the ideal place to monger or shall one just stick to night time? Planning on staying in either Avari Deira or some place of the seniors recommendation for say a hotel budget of US 150/200 max maybe close to the beach? .

Would appreciate all the help from the seniors mongers regarding the must visit clubs / bar clubs to monger for two nights stay and reviews on girls of Cavali as well.

Thank you for the time to read this all and appreciate the inputs.

Cheers.[/QUOTE]420 what time of the year will you be coming only then all the planning and price controls can be done or planned. Everything is possible in DXB if you are ready to RTFF about 6 months back in all the three formats of DXB, AMP and hotels forum you will get all the answers and still if you are confused write we will fix you up with everything.

Cheers man.

[QUOTE=Gunners1;1896000]Greetings.

Thanks to Khundig managed to contact the part time fili that Khundig reported earlier. I arrived on Saturday afternoon and arranged her to meet me at my hotel (marriott deira) at 7 pm. As I breezed through immigration and was in the room by 5, I asked her if she wanted to come in earlier. She was in my lobby at 6 pm. I had already picked up a bottle of golden tequila and some oranges as per her request. Thanks to dubai duty free they had a promo on the twin bottle of tequila.

So I picked up 2 bottles instead. She was dressed very elegantly and no one would suspect anything of her. In her handbag she had her bikini. And lingerie. Her overnight bag contained so many hygiene products. Which game me the impression she looks after herself really well. We had quite a few Tequila and I really enjoyed her company.

Yes she is a tad too old for my liking. But she has a fit body.

Super flat and tight stomach. And nice balloon waist and be cup breasts. Her nipples have see the test of time and not as taut as I would like. Her pussy is very neat, a nice landing strip for those who need directions to land their plane during a storm. And the best part is she doesn't need much effort to get her wet. She is a squirter. Though didn't actually squirt. But was very close as I could hear the noise of sloppy sex.

I was not in a mood to have a marathon rounds and just wanted a good foreplay and talk. Manged 2 rounds in the night. BBBJ was substandard but I liked it when she sucked my 2 crown jewels. And the customary 1 shot in the morning. She never hesitated to try any position. Did it even in the shower. Over the sink in the morning. On the table. Everywhere. 3 shots was it for me and 7 shots of Tequila.

Will I repeat. Probably not. Not that I did not enjoy it. But just because. There are too many fishes in the sea that need my attention.

Again number to only and only seniors who have field reports under their belt. Not those who have reports but only questions.

Take care.

G.

Total damage..1k plus tequila which i let her take back to the room...[/QUOTE]LOL. This sounds all like a great experience. What do you need more? .

I woke up on Saturday with an awful headache. It always happens to me when I sleep till late and it was already 1 PM. I decided to hit the gym as it's already been a couple of weeks since my last workout. Now, I am not a gym fanatic, but I try to keep in shape at least to keep the dreadful belly under control. In addition, working out helps to keep the body attached to "little johnny" in optimum working condition.

I arrived to the gym and ran thru the usual crowd. Mostly incredibly hairy hulks patting each others' backs after each set and flexing their muscles for everyone else to see, with a few cougars spread across the gym, waiting to pounce onto their unsuspecting preys.

The hairy gorillas don't look like much of a nuisance at first glance, but upon closer inspection, you will discover that the shirts you thought they were wearing turn out to be 100% authentic, all-natural, human body hair. Your post-gym snack is suddenly the last thing on your mind. These gents always seem to take a walk-around and settle on the weight bench next to you or the one you were just about to use. But then again, a little bit of sweaty hair never hurt anybody. And lo and behold if a pretty girl walks in their vicinity. They immediately go to max weight, and impressive as it is, they start to grunt like Chinese mothers angrily giving birth to quadruplets. One would think that the gym's music system would distort their banshee cries, but sadly it does not.

The Cougars on the other side, prefer a more subtle hunt. The older they are, the more vicious and canny they become. Gym cougars are on a mission to sink their teeth into some prime, healthy young studs that are susceptible to surprise attacks. While cougars may not always come on strong at first, they definitely wait for the right moment to strike, and strike they will.

Finally, far and between, the few overweight souls who believe that the 30 minutes torture they endure every couple of weeks at the gym, can make up for all the McDonald and Pizza Hut up-sized meals they were eating for the last 30 years.

I had signed up for a personal trainer because I hated working out and I needed some encouragement to keep on. I'the played sports in my old days and I loved playing a game, but I hated the workouts involved. Now that I was beyond my prime years and working full-time, I spent way too much time on my ass to not do regular workouts. I foolishly hoped the trainer would take it easy on me.

It was a "she", and our first encounter was a disappointing letdown.

From the beginning, I should tell you that I don't usually go for muscle-why girls. I usually crave a particular kind of sophisticated hot that escapes most sought after modern women. My trainer was the exact opposite. A short haired statuesque in her mid 20th, with dreamy green eyes and an ass to die for. She exuded sexiness and had that savage untamed look about her, which made me want to take her now and there. Alas, we don't live in the dark ages anymore and, instead of hitting her on the head with a stick and have my way with her, I have to charm my way into her pants.

I played it cool and pretended that I was not intimidated by her striking physique. Of course she was going to be hot. It was her full-time job to look ridiculously hot, like being an underwear model but with an even more defined body. I greeted her with, "I think you should know that I hate working out. " I thought she'the laugh or at least smile, but she just locked eyes with me and said with a sleazy accent, very seriously, "That's not good. ".

And so it started. For the last few months, every time we had a training session she would push me to my limits. I would slip a few hints here and there, but she always found a way to keep my advances at bay, while maintaining some type of unsaid friendly atmosphere between us. The silver lining: I eventually gained some muscle and my endurance gradually improved to the point where I don't feel completely wiped out after 10 minutes on the treadmill. I also discovered a lot of things about her. She comes from "Something-stan" and she recently got out of a drama-filled relationship and came to Dubai to start over. No current boyfriend, but also not looking for one.

Anyway, enough daydreaming, and back to present-day.

We weren't scheduled for a session today, so she was busy with some other want to-be-slim type. Our eyes met as I entered the gym, so I greeted her from across the room with a smile. She smiled back and then refocused on the task at hand, while I went on with my usual business. I was almost done with my exercise when I heard a soft "Hello," from behind me.

Here she was, in all her glory, my amazon warrior. We exchanged a few pleasantries, but she sounded somehow off, like she had something on her mind. I asked her what's wrong, and she explained that she was feeling a little down as things were slow in Ramadan, with not much to do. Was it my queue? I told her as it happens, I was planning to catch a movie tonight and that she is welcome to join me.

I was expecting the usual gentle put-off, so when she said that she is game, I was momentary taken aback. Did she just say "yes"?

Evening time, I picked her up from her home (yes, I pulled all the stops) and we managed to watch a nice movie (Now You See Me 2 - a must see). The sexual tension between us was building up throughout the movie, from "innocent" touches and soft whispers to sharing the same drink. She was so close and her perfume so intoxicating. God I wanted her. It was almost like high-school again. It was off the scale!

And then I kissed her. And she returned the kiss.

After the movie, we walked to the car in silence. My hand found hers and I told her I liked her, a lot. I invited her to a night cap and she hesitantly said yes. She said she is not that type of girl, but she trusts me.

She wanted wine, so I pulled out one of my finest, a 2011 Corton-Charlemagne.

The wine was smooth and along with some soft music, helped set the mood. We kissed again, with more urgency this time. My hand was roaming all over her back while my my lips were tracing the contour of her neck. She was yummy. She said we shouldn't. I told her I know. All the while continuing to kiss. It was too late. We started something beyond our control. An animal lust.

Then she was naked. In all her glory. Looking at me shyly with those amazing green eyes. I felt dazed as my mouth found her erect nipples. Her body was quivering under my kisses. Then I started tracing my way south. She didn't protest.

Finally, I found my holy grail.

Enjoy,

AG

[QUOTE=AssGuru;1896055]The rule: Not all the profiles on MR are genuine and most of them are used to con "honest-to-god-new-pussy-seeking-mongers".

I am writing this post to suggest a few tips to help you distinguish the fake from the true. Here goes:

- Just because MR says the photos have been verified, doesn't mean they were. MR focuses on quantity, not quality, and do not usually bother with due diligence.

- Look for profiles with reviews. The more the merrier.

- Watch out for fake reviews: check the reviewers' profiles. If the reviewers' profiles are new and / or they posted positive reviews about "similar" girls in the last 3 months, then they are probably fake reviews.

- If the photos used look professional, it is, more often then not, an indication that they have been copied from a professional source. I. e. A centerfold model will not offer full service for 700 Dirhams.

- Always look up photos using the "Search Google For Image" option in chrome. If you find that the same image has been used on other sites using other names, or that the person is a celebrity, move on, it is a fake profile.

- Pay attention to the grammar used in the reviews. Most of the "Bait and Switch" operations are ran by uneducated "mamasan", so if the grammar is lacking in the reviews, it is probably an indication that the reviews have been written by the same "mamasan"..[/QUOTE]Great post AssGuru. Rather we should call you The MR Guru!

Cheers!

[QUOTE=Khundig;1896537]LOL. This sounds all like a great experience. What do you need more? .[/QUOTE]Some more hot Philli Khundig who does a normal job in DXB and wants to fuck on the weekends for some alcohol and some shopping money with her friends joining from time to time.

This is what we need Sire from your deep experience and phone book.

Cheers.

[QUOTE=AssGuru;1896564]

Finally, I found my holy grail.

Enjoy,

AG[/QUOTE]You are the ultimate guru dude!

Off late, given that I'm not getting any younger, I've adopted the approach of picking 2-3 quality shags in a month. One of the chicks I met recently was this Brazilian goddess called Isabella at her well appointed one bedroom apartment near the Burj in downtown. The pic attached is truly her and while I was initially sceptical, she turned out to be just as good as the pic suggested. Typical Brazilian bubble butt, big tits with a slim waist, one could clearly see she spends a significant amount of time at the gym! The action itself was a quickie as I was on the way to the airport. She creates a great atmosphere with an oil massage of your dick and then begged me to fuck her doggy style which I gladly obliged.

I will definitely be back for a longer visit next time around when she is back from her summer vacation in Brazil late July or early August. As you can imagine for a chick of this quality, sophisticated and classy, she wasn't cheap at 1000 AED for one session. I'm sure I will be able to negotiate her down as I visit her more often. For anyone Looking to experience high quality independents without the hassle of a tacky nightclub, I would strongly recommend this one! Happy to share digits via PM.

Regards.

Ash.