disappointment at van Kampen
After my presentation at work, I felt a weight lift from my shoulders, and with that, I felt a surge of energy through my veins, and especially into my dick. I was kicking myself for having walked out of Brigitta Duemichen empty handed and limp-dicked, but hey, I still had two days in Berlin, and I was determined to make the most of it. I swallowed a half-pill of Levitra as I left work at 6:30, and I made my way over to the famed van Kampen. I had read so much about this place, I was very excited to finally be going there. My strategy had been to test all of the others, and then save van Kampen for Thursday. By saving the best place for the day before my last day in Berlin, I was building up to the crescendo. It also gave me an extra day to either re-visit one of the previous establishments, or to revisit van Kampen on Friday.
In any case, I made my way over to van Kampen at 7:30pm. This place is extremely easy to find – right next to a car dealership on a busy street right outside the Heidelbergerplatz S-Bahn station. Additionally, there is a gold plaque visible from the street with ‘Van Kampen’ proudly emblazoned on it. I love Berlin! So I was buzzed in, and as I walked up the stairs I felt the familiar flutter of butterflies in my stomach, as well as the tingling of anticipation in my dick. The Levitra was kicking in, and I was all raging and ready to go, boy this was going to be good.
I was greeted by a middle-aged woman who spoke some English (not a lot). She showed me into a room and asked me to wait. The room was small, dark, slightly dirty, noisy from the street noise and very, very hot. That week in Berlin temperatures were in the mid-30s, and this building did not have any A/C. It was not the most comfortable of rooms. I also kept comparing it to the serene, sophisticated ambience of Royal, and unfortunately there simply is no comparison. In any case, I was ready to explode, so I did not really care too much.
The parade began, much to my delight, with a tall, strongly-built girl. She was wearing a short, plaid skirt and a school blouse (mmmphphp). She was certainly a beautiful woman, but not my type at all. I thought she introduced herself as Sheila, but looking now at their website I can say for sure that this was not Sheila. Rather, she looks more like the girl on the website named Ela, and so I think it is very likely that I mis-heard her name.
And to my dismay, that was the end of the parade! The mama-san walked in and apologized, saying that it was very busy, and that was all that they had at that time. Hell, my boy was ready to explode, but I sure as hell was not going to blow my wad on someone I did not find attractive. I kept thinking that if worse comes to worse, I could save my Euros for Laura at Royal. So I told her that I would return soon, and she agreed. She told me to return in half an hour to an hour.
So I left, and walked around for a while. I found this nice little restaurant a few blocks down and had a small, simple dinner. I followed that up with a double espresso, and rushed back to van Kampen. As I approached the door on the street, I saw this guy in a brand new Porsche pull up the curb, and I figured he was on his way in too. So I rushed the last few steps so as to beat the rich fucker to the door. I was buzzed in and Porsche-man was still getting out of his car, so I scampered up the steps to be met by glum mama-san, who had a very distressed look on her face. She explained that this time there were absolutely no girls available at all (by now it was 8:20pm). Phew, that was a downer. So I turned around and plodded down the stairs. I passed the rich guy on the way down, and I saw the smile of anticipation on his face. Poor sod. When I got to the bottom of the stairs, I heard mama san telling the guy that there were no women available, and the guy was getting angry and began shouting. What is she supposed to do? I remember thinking that he was being a dick, but then it occurred to me that maybe he had made an appointment to see a particular girl. Anyway, that was his problem, I had my own problem (in the form of a Levitra-fed dick that was throbbing and screaming for attention).
What to do? For about a half a second, my fatigue and laziness combined to allow me to consider going back to the hotel and whacking off to some porno flick. But I looked out at the setting sun, felt the warmth of the evening air on my skin, and realized that were I to do suc a thing it would be a monumental failure of my manhood. I absolutely would never live this down. It was now past 8pm (which is when Royal closes), so I decided to walk to Kamilla Dee’s. It is only 5-10 minutes away from van Kampen, so it made for a nice walk.
So overall, let me say that the actual facilities at van Kampen did not match up to either Royal or Brigitta Duemichen. Additionally, the girls that I walked passed while inside the establishment looked good, butnot significantly better than KD or Royal. Were I to return to Berlin, I would definitley visit van Kampen again, but the idea that it is far-and-away the best place in Berlin does not hold true for me any more. Of course, YMMV.
Kumbu - your future career
[QUOTE=Kumbu] I think if someone walked in at that moment and wondered what I was doing, the most obvious conclusion they would come to is that I was in the midst of an elaborate religious ceremony, and this woman’s ass was my alter of worship. [/QUOTE]
LOL. Kumbu, you excel yourself. If only we could get you into an FKK in the near future. I need a shower.