Transcript of Biden's address last night to the American people
I want to unite the country. LOUD CACKLE. Seriously, is anyone dumb enough to believe that shit about uniting the country?!
It's time to come clean. We stole the presidency fair and square. I even warned the Republicans before the election that we had the "most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics" but the dumb fucks still went out to vote for Trump! Losers, all 74 million of them. As someone else once said, "it's not the people who vote that count. It's the people who count the votes".
For 4 years, 5 if we include the lead up to the 2016 election, we called Trump voters irredeemable, deplorable, nazis, white supremacists, racists, fascists, rapists, child molesters, uneducated, sexist, islamophobes, misogynists and a host of other derogatory terms. But we hold the moral high ground so are entitled to debase our enemies.
Yes, Barack Obama spied on Trump. Yes, we told you baseless lies about Trump, we told you he was a Russian asset, that he was in Putin's pocket. We spent the last 5 years demonising and vilifying Trump, we fantasised about killing him. What about it? Republicans are our enemies, not our political opponents. We need to crush and destroy them. And we will succeed.
We are preparing a list of names of all those conservatives who supported Trump or who worked for Trump and we will purge them. We control social media and the MSM. Heck, they even covered up my son Hunter's illegal business dealings for me! Now we need you to just sit back while we be* slap you everyday, strip you of your freedoms of speech, de-platform you, demonetise you, ban you from all social media networks, confiscate all your legally owned firearms, and force you to pay for all entitlements for anyone that comes through our southern border.
If you ain't Black you are smart enough to, I mean you ain't smart enough, don't vote for White kids errrrm all men are created Black. Errr no White, no, I mean equal to my hairy legs. I'm Irish, kids like to touch my white hairy legs, errrrrm, truths are evident, no facts are truths. Hey you know what I mean. Cmon man.