Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=JohnPhoenix;1880743]Sorry for the delay in FR.

Anyways, replied to the Russian Girl the next morning and got invited for a small party with her friends at a Russian cafe for the evening. I sleep throughout the day in hope of getting some action at night. Woke up at 8 pm, took a shower and went out for dinner. Came back and had another shower because it was just too much humid.

Went to the cafe by 0930 pm and found her group. About 3 guys and 5 girls. All Russians speaking their native language and me sitting like a duck. She took the cue and asked her friends to try and speak in whatever English they knew. Well it did not help as they could not much. So I started initiating questions on differences in culture and all those BS. They were fascinated by my accent and brown skin. I am no Brad Pitt by any measure but a bottle of vodka later the girl started to flirt a bit. I offered for a trip to Mixx since many Russians go there. Yo my dismay all her friends agreed. I kind of just wanted us to go.

Anyways, fast forward 3 hours and we are still dancing on the floor and man she could dance well. At about 0230 in the morning we decided to head out to my room. She was already drunk and my hopes were less. On the way to hotel, she again suggested to have a cocktail from the car bars on the road. We ended up having 2 each. I was feeling that I am getting smashed.

On the way to the hotel she asks me- do you have condom? Made me think is she a working girl.

Into the hotel by 4 if I remember correctly. Removed our dresses and went for lords of deeply and kisses. I suggested we shower before and she was resisting saying lets get it done. I politely went for a shower. Big mistake, by the time I came back she was snoring away to glory. Aghhh.

Slept next to her.

She woke up suddenly at 10 am and woke me up too. Said she had to rush and said something about a day job she has. And I was like what! I thought you were a tourist. She said she will explain later but said a lot of Russians work here while on holiday. And promised to meet me early today.

So a bummer. Night with no sex in Pattaya is like- I don't know what's it like, well it's pathetic.

Cost of the night was shared between all of us partying. It cost me about 4000 be including drinks and cocktails and club drinks. It cost her also the same. Anyways put an alarm for 2 pm so that I can hit Soi 6 to make up for a failed night.

Cheers,

J[/QUOTE]A couple of thoughts:

1. Having a girl liquored up is good. Even a little drunk is fine. But when she wanted to drink from the street / car vendors, after all the boozing prior, I think that was the strong clue that she always drinks to excess. Not unusual for a Russian, from what I'm told (but the Finnish are the worst IMO). Does not look like you had to pay her, I'm sure a significant chunk of that was for your booze consumption too. So well.

2. SInce you like to dance, I'd say try Ibar and Insomnia (if you haven't already). For 4 K I think you should have been able to buy a bunch of drinks for yourself and a girl or two and cut a deal with one. Although you spoke about BOTH of you (?) taking your " dresses off" . So maybe you'd be better with a LB? LOL. ROFLMAO, at your expense.

Good luck and hope you got her number, so maybe it still has the ability to pay off?

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;1880754]Nice work, Haven. Always nice when a LT girl stays well over her LT hours.[/QUOTE]Thanks mate. But I just a newbie compared to all you guys!

Trying to learn what I want / like, think, strategize, act, learn, feedback, iterate etc,. But I'm just now getting the hang of how I should go about approaching Pattaya based on my likes and dislikes. Only 3 more nights before I head out of here. Doubt I will be back before 2017, as schedule is pretty much penned in through March / April of 2017.

[QUOTE=Wolvenvacht;1880502]Assuming you find one that is interested in LT (many only do ST in the upstairs rooms), between 1500 and 2000 baht plus barfine is a reasonable figure.[/QUOTE]

Thanks Wolv. She wants to go to disco after work, then spend the night and see a movie the next day.

[QUOTE=Haven123;1880755]. SInce you like to dance, I'd say try Ibar and Insomnia [/QUOTE]If you're already with a girl, The Pier is a much better dance club than iBar and Insomnia imo. Not as crowded and you can actually dance there. VIP bottle service for 999 baht for the bottle. They mark the bottle and keep it for you every time you come in for the next 30 days. There is also a more Thai style music club right when you enter WS, on the right side. I tried looking for an English name but couldn't find one. You will see a few gogo girls in there on their own.

Haven, to answer your question in the BKK thread, you may want to try Levels. I was with Pattaya gogo girls so we hit The Club on Khaosan Road and West 999 after we couldn't get in to Levels (my girl is under 20). Both were amazing.

[QUOTE=Haven123;1880686]

(I dedicate this GFE to Uncle V.....lol and I am sure you are ONLY " staying " horny my friend ! ) ! Haha.[/QUOTE]Awesome job man. KUDOS!

Thanks for the dedication. I am horny as hell and miss my Pattaya girls. Even the sexy Russian girls here can't get my mind off them.

I have never taken a massage girl like this. It give ma a very good idea for my next trip.

Keep up the good work!

Uncle-V.

[QUOTE=UncleVolodya;1880797]Awesome job man. KUDOS!

Thanks for the dedication. I am horny as hell and miss my Pattaya girls. Even the sexy Russian girls here can't get my mind off them.

I have never taken a massage girl like this. It give ma a very good idea for my next trip.

Keep up the good work!

Uncle-V.[/QUOTE]Hahaha. You the monster Mon.!

I still learning slowwwlleee, Mon.!

But I had a good teacher ya? .

[QUOTE=UncleVolodya;1880797]Awesome job man. KUDOS!

Thanks for the dedication. I am horny as hell and miss my Pattaya girls. Even the sexy Russian girls here can't get my mind off them.

I have never taken a massage girl like this. It give ma a very good idea for my next trip.

Keep up the good work!

Uncle-V.[/QUOTE]Thanks, Uncke V. Let's keep in touch as we discussed. And I hope to see you again and hit Insomnia and some other places when I visit next. Probably same time next year.

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;1880759]Thanks Wolv. She wants to go to disco after work, then spend the night and see a movie the next day.

If you're already with a girl, The Pier is a much better dance club than iBar and Insomnia imo. Not as crowded and you can actually dance there. VIP bottle service for 999 baht for the bottle. They mark the bottle and keep it for you every time you come in for the next 30 days. There is also a more Thai style music club right when you enter WS, on the right side. I tried looking for an English name but couldn't find one. You will see a few gogo girls in there on their own.

Haven, to answer your question in the BKK thread, you may want to try Levels. I was with Pattaya gogo girls so we hit The Club on Khaosan Road and West 999 after we couldn't get in to Levels (my girl is under 20). Both were amazing.[/QUOTE]Hey, thanks BB. I will check out Levels too. And, what did you think of The Club and West 999 by the way?

[QUOTE=Haven123;1880755]A couple of thoughts:

1. Having a girl liquored up is good. Even a little drunk is fine. But when she wanted to drink from the street / car vendors, after all the boozing prior, I think that was the strong clue that she always drinks to excess. Not unusual for a Russian, from what I'm told (but the Finnish are the worst IMO). Does not look like you had to pay her, I'm sure a significant chunk of that was for your booze consumption too. So well.

2. SInce you like to dance, I'd say try Ibar and Insomnia (if you haven't already). For 4 K I think you should have been able to buy a bunch of drinks for yourself and a girl or two and cut a deal with one. Although you spoke about BOTH of you (?) taking your " dresses off" . So maybe you'd be better with a LB? LOL. ROFLMAO, at your expense.

Good luck and hope you got her number, so maybe it still has the ability to pay off?[/QUOTE]Hey Haven,

It's a post dated FR and I did score.

The LB taunt was cheeky LOL.

[QUOTE=JohnPhoenix;1880743]Made me think is she a working girl.[/quote]Why, non-working girls are immune from STDs?

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I suggested we shower before and she was resisting saying lets get it done. I politely went for a shower. Big mistake, by the time I came back she was snoring away to glory. Aghhh.
So a bummer. Night with no sex in Pattaya is like- I don't know what's it like, well it's pathetic.
[/QUOTE]Looks like you've messed a short window there! I'm the one that insists to not waste time showering with the Thai girls, guess what - the ones that OK with that are invariably the same that deliver the best passionate sex.

Here's another story I've been told today. A Russian girl goes to the hair salon next to Insomnia, apparently they are frequent customers there. But this one was well drunk already, lays on a chair, zonks out and pi-ss herself. Tourist police comes, I don't know how it ended but if she was brought to real police and her passports stamps weren't right she's guaranteed an horrible time at the detention center until someone pays the fine and a ticket out of the country.

Anyone here get a spam pm from mohib3 asking for contact information on your favorite girls? Did a quick search on the guys posting history and all his posts are asking for contact info. I blocked the guy.

[QUOTE=Breadman;1881015]Anyone here get a spam pm from mohib3 asking for contact information on your favorite girls? Did a quick search on the guys posting history and all his posts are asking for contact info. I blocked the guy.[/QUOTE][I]Hello Sir, Have been following this forum since quite long. Finally I'm in Pattaya, could you please help me with some pointers. As its my first time here any suggestions from a big brother could be used for my fun here. Do let me know if you are keen to catch up too. Thanks, Mohit[/I]

To be honest he didn't ask about "my" girls and did not repeat the request when told that I share already on the forum.

[QUOTE=OldNewGuy;1881021][I]Hello Sir, Have been following this forum since quite long. Finally I'm in Pattaya, could you please help me with some pointers. As its my first time here any suggestions from a big brother could be used for my fun here. Do let me know if you are keen to catch up too. Thanks, Mohit[/I]

To be honest he didn't ask about "my" girls and did not repeat the request when told that I share already on the forum.[/QUOTE]Yes, I have from this same guy. It's not spam though. He sent me 3 PM's ( in the last couple of days ) pestering me for tel / contact info about specific girls I posted as reports. I declined because who knows what can or may happen, and I don't want to be responsible if something does.

A quick check of his posts on this forum, will reveal that more than 80 PC of his posts are asking for contact info, and it is mostly all on the India ISG board.

I don't trust this guy one per cent! I'm glad you brought it up though, BREADMAN. I have never ever asked people on the ISG board for contact info on girls, either on a public post or a PM.

I tried to explain why I wouldn't do that and he responded saying I was a rude person. I have also blocked this guy since....

[QUOTE=JohnPhoenix;1880888]Hey Haven,

It's a post dated FR and I did score.

The LB taunt was cheeky LOL.[/QUOTE]Great and I'm really glad it worked out for you. Well done. And yes, the LB thing was a bit cheeky. And I'm a bit of a cheeky fella, sorry! Some folks have a thin skin, others will laugh it off. I have no problem with folks doing it to me. Ill have a good laugh over it. I've actually posted about a recent incident where a couple of security guards at the condo and the girl got together to riff on me with the LB thing and I totally fell for it at 6 am!! I actually tipped the security guards the next night, as I have in the recent past, and gave them high fives for pulling one on me!

Anyways, assuming now that it bothered you, I'd suggest to just fuggedaboutit, as they say in Brooklyn.

[QUOTE=AussieFella;1880404]For those interested, yesterday I bought a 50 box of Kamagra Jelly for 800 baht and 4 boxes of Black Ant King for 1000 baht (250 baht each). I bought them from a guy called Tu.[/QUOTE]I find this amusing. Now leaving the resort I'll ask the reception where I can find Tu. If they don't know I'll ask security, and so on with the entire Pattaya population (150,000) if necessary.

Unless you expected to be contacted in PM about Tu's fantastic deals.

Got up in the afternoon around 3 and took a shower. Thought of having a good breakfast prior hitting Soi six.

Went to the Boat Restaurant and Bakery in the second road and had a decent breakfast. With body all charged and me drenching in sweat I thought of going back and having a shower. Was deciding what to do when I got a message from the Russian girl for meeting tonight at 10 in Mixx. I did not have much hope but still said yes. Thinking that I might have to take rest before the all night again, I dropped the idea of shower and headed to Soi 6 to compensate for the last night's debacle.

Entered from the second road and on my stroll saw a bar run by western ex-pats on my right with an extremely attractive MILF sitting out and smiling at me. Went inside. Offered her a drink and I chilled out near the AC nursing my beer and a hurt ego from last night. We chatted for about 20 min and she was not pushy at all. Told her about the Ruski (I know bad move but turned out well). She took it personally that my blue balls needed release. Negotiated price to 600 B with 300 B loom charge.

She was horny as hell and wet as the Amazon rain forest. But that was all. The sex was just OK. Tried different positions and finally came. Tipped her another 100 over th agrees amount and left with her number.

Some poor Londoner is supporting her but she still does this to earn some extra moolah behind him and said that he checks on her by calling her on Skype after his working hours. Said her Soi 6 workplace falls well with the different time zone in fooling him.

Feeling slightly bad for the London Sugar Daddy who believed in her, I walked off toward the beach road to crash in hopes of getting lucky tonight in a non P4P scene in Pattaya.