Well. I finally went to the Philippines, and before I get into my detailed trip report, I will give a quick summary. This place sucks. I have never seen so many ugly hookers in my life. Bar after bar was like looking at girls that have been on meth for 10 years. How do some of these girls pass the interview. If you love spinners than maybe you will like it here after enough searching, but for any other newbie reading this, that is thinking of coming here, stay away unless you want to go island hopping, which is what I should have done in hindsight.
Destination 1: Malate. I left the baggage area, and there were 3 ATMs to the left and 3 to the right. The 3 on the left all declined my card. One of the 3 on the right worked and I withdrew 10 k pesos. Called a grap after downloading facebook since grabs make you install that for some reason. Check into city garden malate. Sleep the first night and recover. Second night I go to see the KTV bars on Mabini street. What a fucking dump this area is. The sidewalks look like the moon. Ankle breaking time if you don't look down the whole time. Walked over to la cafe. What a horror show. Every chick was a 4 at best. Left immediately. Went to zebra KTV. Big place with lots of girls. Talent was marginally better. Went to vip with one but she was conservative. Not much groping allowed. Left there for another KTV. Went to vip again. This girl was more fun. I offered her 1 k for BJ. Said yes. Called it a night. Day 3 went to a couple more ktvs and the girls were just too conservative. Didn't allow alot of groping, but for about 75 to 100 dollars total at each KTV it wasn't the end of the world. So far not impressed with manila.
Destination 2: Angeles city. Check into ABC hotel. Nice hotel with all amenities. 100 a night. Rest up and off to walking street. This place is a dump too. I decide to give it a fair chance and go in and out of all the clubs and scope out the girls. After I was done, I remembered the my shock after watching Caligula in high school. I had the same reaction. I never saw so many ugly hookers.
In one place in my life. Most of these girls looked like they went 12 rounds with Mike tyson and survived and now want 4 k pesos. Angeles is where dreams go to die. Ladyboys, streetwalkers everywhere. Hookers that looked like they haven't eaten since Obama was president. Bar after bar was just a horror show. Second night same thing. Nothing changed. I was not having a bad dream. There was no Freddy Krueger. What I experienced was real.
Last night I didn't even go out. Slept 11 hours and left in the morning. Angeles city is the worst place I have ever seen. It's like a nuclear bomb went off, and instead of radiation being released, thousands of hideous looking hookers were released. How anyone lives here is beyond me.
Destination 3: Makati.
This are near Burgos street isn't that nice. Street walkers and ladyboys everywhere. Went to the burgos street bars one after another. Didn't take that long. Again, nothing but ugly chicks. I went to plan be and finally saw a couple attractive girls. I picked one so I can finally say I had sex with a fillipina. Barfine and girl was about 175 dollars. Asked a taxi if there were any american style strip clubs. He took me to King and Queen in passay and Miss Universe. KQ had the best looking girls the whole trip. 10 k bar fine for takeout. Didn't take out but it was nice to know any girl I see dancing was available. They were topless and nude dancing. Miss universe was a step below but kinda fun and more liberal with the groping. Everyone at both places constantly asked for tips. I was like Santa Claus to them.
McDonald's and Wendy's both sell spicy fried chicken. It was good. They should bring it to America. BPI atms allowed 20 k pesos withdraws for 250 pesos fee. Bottom line, I really hated it here for mongering. This place can't touch Brazil on their best night and Brazils worst night. I didn't go to boracay or any beaches. That's the one regret. I wish I would have booked a week in Boracay and palawan. If you are thinking of coming here just go island hopping with a girl from seeking and pay top dollar. You will have more fun. I went to greenbelt mall which was nice, but didn't see any sexy regular girls. All plain Jane spinners. To sum up: This place is the land of spinners and really ugly hookers that look really worn down from their lifestyle. Avoid if possible.
