Tales from Bangkok: The plastic roach and feet on fire.
"How to get a free one"
The other day at work, I found a plastic roach. At some point this roach was attached to a plastic stick of gum, with a spring. So anyway I took this plastic roach and put it on one of my pillows on my bed. I have a girl I've been seeing, and we have a routine. She will usually take a long shower, and then go into the bedroom while I take a shower in 30 seconds. I knew she would see it. However, as fate would have it, she was long gone by the time I was ready to go out. So, after several more beers I chose another. We got back to my place, and ended up fucking on the couch and not taking showers first. So now, I was in the shower first. After drying off, I went straight into the bedroom and got in bed. I didn't even turn on the lights. Few minutes later, she has joined me. We are making out a little bit, when all of a sudden she screams. She jerks violently, and I hear something hit the wall. Then, I remember. I turn on the lights, and we both see it. I proceed to pick it up and toss it on the bed. She jumps up, grabs her clothes, and is out the door. I wanted to tell her, but then I thought damn now I can get some pussy tomorrow.
"Feet on fire"
Now as far as I can tell I don't think I caught anything from the pussy, however after visiting a massage shop the other day. I woke up with my feet on fire. They aint go no "tough actin tinactin" around here. All they have is some bullshit powders, I will have to wear shoes and socks for a few days. So for all you coming from abroad and wanting to wear flip flops investing in a can of some anti-fungi spray is not a bad idea.
Question on ST Hotels in BKK
Coming back to BKK for a few days and wanted to try something different this time. Several years ago, on the advice of a senior mongerer, I would sometimes check in to a ST hotel. Without a girl in tow. Inevitably, a few minutes after I was in the room, there would be a knock on the door and the person from the front desk would be outside, wanting to know if I wanted a girl. I liked it because it was different from the boring same ol' same ol', and most of the girls I saw through this MO were good! Has anyone done this recently? Do the ST hotels still have their own girls?
Thanks in advance.
Stumble Inn, Nana plaza open?
As I'm leaving BKK had my taxi drive past Nana street, I see Stumble Inn seems to be open, about double original size, looking good. I pulled Jewly from there last month, twice, and thought this wonderful opportunity long gone. Can anyone verify it is indeed open again? Jewly still there?
Visited the massage parlor across the street from Novotel, there are two massage joints side-by-side, I visited the one closest to Skywalk. Yoyo gave a great massage with special emphasis on butt-crack and nut-sack, very erotic. On the flip she went straight to work to get me off, took a long while but she would not quit, good for her (and me!).600 for the massage, I tipped Yoyo 500 and you would have thought I punched her in the face, she seemed devastated. Don't know what she expected but her attitude sure ruined a very nice experience for me.