Cartagena Reports

[QUOTE=Cappadona]Jelly Donut,

Thanks for the info. That helps alot. I definately have a better idea how I will probably be fitting in. Looking forward to my trip. I will try to follow in Altanta's Finest foot steps. I don't know, he has a few years on me, but I got the looks and the language and they tend to think I am still in my mid twenties. I'll let you know how it turns out.[/QUOTE]


Capp - Are you in Cartagena now? I was just at the LDV tonight, left with a nice looking babe from Barranquilla. Not many mongers in there tonight but filled with many fine looking chicas. Just wondering how you made out. PM me if you'd like.

[QUOTE=Beavis]He never even arrived and I already miss him. It's really too bad it didn't happen. A few loudmouths splattered on the sidewalk would have moved the time backwards in CTG.[/QUOTE]

Hey Beavis, there are a couple of guys on the CRT board with their panties all bunched up because we are making remarks about Tony Lama Butch. Tony lama Butch is still an idol to the CRT ( costa rica ticas) crowd.

Let them whine all they want to. It isn't our fault that they are obnoxious and haven't a clue how to behave in another country. I still wish a couple of these loudmouth assholes would go to Colombia and wind up with an ass whipping like they deserve. I think it would be great if they found Tony lama Butch butt naked on the beach, tied up and gaged, bleeding from the asshole after he had been repeatedly butt fucked by a gang of rebels that didn't like his attitude towards their country. I think that would make a great headline for any newspaper.

"Loudmouth American beaten and sodomized by rebels".

Costa Rica is such a beautiful country but I stopped going there because of the kind of idiots who frequent the terrain.


P.S. You have my permission to cut and paste this on their website.

[QUOTE=MJG Dogs]Hey Beavis, there are a couple of guys on the CRT board with their panties all bunched up because we are making remarks about Tony Lama Butch. Tony lama Butch is still an idol to the CRT ( costa rica ticas) crowd.[/QUOTE]I was the one at CRT that first made a comment about the loss of TLButch because there won't be another Delrey in CTG, noting that there was a lot of schadenfreude going on here. It seems that TLB represents the loud, Hawaiian shirt, shorts, sandals, overweight crowd that can be seen at the DR. Here's my latest:

[QUOTE=]uhh...do you have a single clue as to what schadenfreude means? If you had went over to ISG and had read the posts, the mongers there were equally delighted (actually much more so, and much more crudely so) that there won't be another Del Rey in CTG.

Schadenfreude: [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schadenfreude[/url][/QUOTE]

Whats up guys, I don't normally post but am bored and thought this would be a good story. Mind you I speak no spanish and it was my first night in Cartegena with my boy Aybolit. After we went to a casa to celebrate our first night in Cartegena we went to LDV. I noticed a cute little chica from Baranquilla and told her friend who speaks 3 words of English to tell her friend that I liked her. With my como estas, and tu es bonita and after 5 beers we were dancing and she was rubbing up against me all night. I think I got more lap dances from her in those 3 hours than I did all my life. At 3a. M. We went to another non pro club in the old city. I thought I was gonna get hijacked because I had no clue where we were going, I couldn't even tell the taxi where to go. After that she dragged me to another club where all the ho's meet after LDV and sniff coke and party together. I was so horny that I started regreting not paying some chick to bang me and going with this crazy chick. Around 5a. M. I had my boy translate to her that I'm taking her home, and with her little be/S resistance I dragged her into the car and we went towards my hotel. In the taxi I started attacking her and grabing her and she started jumping on me, and jerking me off and squeezing my balls and penis, whatever her little hand could grab. The taxi guy was smilling and adjusting his mirror (No be/S) In the end I somehow ended up with her in my room and banged her a few times (No money, and no Spanish). She wasn't good but it was a good memory. Two days later she shows up at my hotel room door at 9A. M.

Thank god I wasn't with another chick. In the end I realized she was psycho, and when we did it I slapped her around a few times, and she smacked me back, I think she liked that rough stuff. Anyway my boy Aybolit decided he wanted to bang her, but I don't know if she wanted him or she was mad at me for not saying "I don't want you to go with him and stay with me" Anyway I told her it was her choice but didn't restrain her and as my boy was in my room trying to take her with him she jumped on me and dragged me into the bathroom and blew me on the spot. If she wasn't so crazy I would have chilled with her longer, but I let her go. She banged my boy, and I never saw her again. Welcome to Cartagena! I will never forget it.

These are the pics of this chick. And a few of me after we slapped each other around.

[QUOTE=Dima25]These are the pics of this chick. And a few of me after we slapped each other around.[/QUOTE]But if you tried to post pics, it didn't work.

My pics are around 450k and this site didn't accept them cause they're too big. I tried making them smaller but it didn't work.

That sucks. Great story though.

Was that girls name Jessica? Was she pretty short? I guess there are a few crazy girls in LDV from BAQ, but from your story I'm just thinking it might the same girl. She is always wasted whenever I've seen her. She taught me that the verb "to eat" in Spanish can be used to mean "to screw", so she's played an important part in my growth as a human being.


[QUOTE=Dima25]My pics are around 450k and this site didn't accept them cause they're too big. I tried making them smaller but it didn't work.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Dima25]My pics are around 450k and this site didn't accept them cause they're too big. I tried making them smaller but it didn't work.[/QUOTE]Why not just post them on [url]http://imageshack.us/[/url] and then post the link here.

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Greetings Johnnydh,

Your suggestion won't work because I don't allow links to personal photo libraries hosted on other sites.

If you have photos you wish to share with the Forum Members, then please post them here. Please read the Forum's Photo Guidelines for further information.

Thanks,

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I hope this works. Took me a long time to do this. This is the girl from my story. 1 of the pics is my arm after she was through with me.

I am heading to CTG this Friday (April 20) for 5 days. People not into the sex scene recommended that I stay in El Centro at Hotel 3 Banderas. I have since booked my first 3 nights there. I had never thought to ask whether a hotel is girl friendly and am beginning to doubt Hotel 3 Banderas is. Does anyone know?

It sounds from reading the posts that I should get an apartment or hotel in El Laguito for some of my stay. Can one get an apartment for just 2 nights and if so what kind of rates am I looking at? Also, I take it that El Laguito is very close to El Centro –a short cab, but not walking distance. I have downloaded maps of Cartagena, but don’t really get a sense where Bocagrande and El Laguito are in relations to El Centro.

Finally, I know really no Spanish (an idiot I took 3 years of French which has never been of much use). I suspect that most women in CTG will not speak any or much English. I take it that this will make it quite difficult in discussing any terms for one’s evening as well as the events of one’s evening. Will this be a big problem?

Any feedback is appreciated.

[QUOTE=Dlmuxlow]I am heading to CTG this Friday (April 20) for 5 days. People not into the sex scene recommended that I stay in El Centro at Hotel 3 Banderas. I have since booked my first 3 nights there. I had never thought to ask whether a hotel is girl friendly and am beginning to doubt Hotel 3 Banderas is. Does anyone know?

Any feedback is appreciated.[/QUOTE]If you are discreet and arrive back at a hotel like a normal couple 90% of the hotels will ignore the situation.

However arriving in the middle of the night , noisy and loud and you will be asked to sign the girl in and pay a nominal room fee.

If you want to party all night and keep the neigbours awake then rent a condo for a few days

KK

[QUOTE=Dlmuxlow]I am heading to CTG this Friday (April 20) for 5 days. People not into the sex scene recommended that I stay in El Centro at Hotel 3 Banderas. I have since booked my first 3 nights there. I had never thought to ask whether a hotel is girl friendly and am beginning to doubt Hotel 3 Banderas is. Does anyone know?

It sounds from reading the posts that I should get an apartment or hotel in El Laguito for some of my stay. Can one get an apartment for just 2 nights and if so what kind of rates am I looking at? Also, I take it that El Laguito is very close to El Centro –a short cab, but not walking distance. I have downloaded maps of Cartagena, but don’t really get a sense where Bocagrande and El Laguito are in relations to El Centro.

Finally, I know really no Spanish (an idiot I took 3 years of French which has never been of much use). I suspect that most women in CTG will not speak any or much English. I take it that this will make it quite difficult in discussing any terms for one’s evening as well as the events of one’s evening. Will this be a big problem?

Any feedback is appreciated.[/QUOTE]
You can walk from Centro to Laguito. I would guess that it's around 2 to 3 miles. The Bocagrande Penninsula buts right up to Centro.

The chicas don't speak much English, if any. But they are getting more used to foreigners. Bring a pen and paper. You can write down prices.

I'm not certain, but I think you will be okay with visitors at Tres Banderas.

[QUOTE=Dlmuxlow]I am heading to CTG this Friday (April 20) for 5 days. People not into the sex scene recommended that I stay in El Centro at Hotel 3 Banderas. I have since booked my first 3 nights there. I had never thought to ask whether a hotel is girl friendly and am beginning to doubt Hotel 3 Banderas is. Does anyone know?

It sounds from reading the posts that I should get an apartment or hotel in El Laguito for some of my stay. Can one get an apartment for just 2 nights and if so what kind of rates am I looking at? Also, I take it that El Laguito is very close to El Centro –a short cab, but not walking distance. I have downloaded maps of Cartagena, but don’t really get a sense where Bocagrande and El Laguito are in relations to El Centro.

Finally, I know really no Spanish (an idiot I took 3 years of French which has never been of much use). I suspect that most women in CTG will not speak any or much English. I take it that this will make it quite difficult in discussing any terms for one’s evening as well as the events of one’s evening. Will this be a big problem?

Any feedback is appreciated.[/QUOTE]Hotel 3 Banderas, may have no problem with one girl visiting, but a stream of them no, why don't you contact them and ask.

El Centro to Bocagrande/El Laguito, by taxi is 5 to 10 mins, non rush hour, it all depends where, on the link below you can see Centro , with Bocagrande going of in the distance, Laguito is at the end of Bocagrande:

[url]http://www.colombiarental.net/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=28[/url]

The above company only takes 3 day or more bookings for apts, but you should be able to find good enough apts for 2 days for $50 plus, you will find some links on this chat board, here is Juan Venturas, who I also recomend:

[url]http://www.zepelion.com/apartamentos/index.htm[/url]

As to girls, not many speak English, but I only spoke a few words of Spanish on my first visit and had no real problems, so you shouldn't.

Hunter