Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;1911954]She said she is a bar girl. I said okay. Maybe you can come stay with me one night. She asked me to come pay the bar fine. I said no. You can just come after work. She said okay. You are smart.[/QUOTE]I sway from E's post depending on how many hours until the bar closes and how much the BF is. If it's 2 am, the BF is 1000 baht, and the club closes in 2 hours I will wait. If the BF is 600 baht I may consider it. If it's 9 pm, I want to take the girl to a dance club first and the BF is 1000 baht I will bite the bullet and BF her. If the BF is 1500+ I will work harder on meeting her on her day off which is always my first choice.

[QUOTE=Eszpresszo;1911840]I am just more than a bit put off by the concept of a bar fine and marked up lady drinks. Can't see myself paying it, even if money was no object.[/QUOTE] If you had $10 million, you would not BF a lady you think is super hot for under $50 (1000 baht BF + 160 baht LD)?

[QUOTE=AcidBurns;1910808]Any massage centers offer lingham massage in pattaya.[/QUOTE]Most do massage your gingham but do not expect a traditional authentic penis massage. Most girls will just try to get it up and done with it.

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;1912026]If you had $10 million, you would not BF a lady you think is super hot for under $50 (1000 baht BF + 160 baht LD)?[/QUOTE]If I had 10 million USD I would not be engaging in P4 P in Pattaya. I would be living and playing in much more expensive climes with a far higher class of working girl.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;1911954]You are indeed missing something. It actually costs to get into or leave out of every country, but the price is usually included in your ticket and the airline passes the money on to the proper government authorities.[/QUOTE]I'm quite aware of that, having traveled abroad since the late 70's. But, thanks for your input. I was referring to out of pocket costs on top the more expensive airfare (or extra plane trip) to begin with. I've understand other travel expenses in nations neighboring Thailand can be higher. All that adds up. And that is what I mean by "false economy". Otherwise, a mere $35 for a visa would not be an obstacle.

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;1912051]If I had 10 million USD I would not be engaging in P4 P in Pattaya. I would be living and playing in much more expensive climes with a far higher class of working girl.[/QUOTE]I don't know about that. I would still find the climate desirable for half the year anyway and the cuisine pleasing to my palette, not to mention the relative safety of Thai Buddhist culture and the fact that I find some Thai girls very attractive. But you are right in that if I had $400,000 in disposable annual income to play around with I would definitely up my game a tad and search for the "car show pretty" and TV model girls BKKdog was talking about a few days ago. To that end I would have annual memberships with at least 2 or 3 high end BKK G-clubs and get well known in those places. Since money would be no object, I think I would do quite well with upper echelon Thai girls wherever they may be hanging out. I would start with a few of those agency girls working in What's Up A Go Go. Some of them are pretty hot. They would constitute my new "low end" and I would take it higher from there. Of course taking long 4 or 5 day weekend breaks in Macau, Tokyo, Jakarta, Manila, Moscow or anywhere else truly beautiful girls are found would be a regular thing that I wouldn't think twice about.

Hey, this is not too much different than what I do now only with adequate financing I would be able to do it year round instead of for just 2 months a year. Life is pretty good. I have no real complaints. Besides, its only money.

"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered." - George Best

[QUOTE=NattyBumpo;1912131]I don't know about that. I would still find the climate desirable for half the year anyway and the cuisine pleasing to my palette, not to mention the relative safety of Thai Buddhist culture and the fact that I find some Thai girls very attractive. But you are right in that if I had $400,000 in disposable annual income to play around with I would definitely up my game a tad and search for the "car show pretty" and TV model girls BKKdog was talking about a few days ago. To that end I would have annual memberships with at least 2 or 3 high end BKK G-clubs and get well known in those places. Since money would be no object, I think I would do quite well with upper echelon Thai girls wherever they may be hanging out. I would start with a few of those agency girls working in What's Up A Go Go. Some of them are pretty hot. They would constitute my new "low end" and I would take it higher from there. Of course taking long 4 or 5 day weekend breaks in Macau, Tokyo, Jakarta, Manila, Moscow or anywhere else truly beautiful girls are found would be a regular thing that I wouldn't think twice about.

Hey, this is not too much different than what I do now only with adequate financing I would be able to do it year round instead of for just 2 months a year. Life is pretty good. I have no real complaints. Besides, its only money.

"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered." - George Best[/QUOTE]Sounds like a tough life. 555. Where the hell do I sign up?

[QUOTE=UncleVolodya;1912172]Sounds like a tough life. 555. [/QUOTE]Ricky Nelson singing "Travelin' Man" [URL]https://youtu.be/0janfcZ8LUw[/URL].

Dion singing "The Wanderer" [URL]https://youtu.be/IkoidwsLXCg[/URL].

I still get a kick out of watching these old videos, remembering the impact they had on me as a very young middle class pre-adolescent American boy. I guess I was a born punter because I always wanted to love a lot of girls and not just one. Nothing has changed 60 + years later.

[QUOTE=NattyBumpo;1912191]Ricky Nelson singing "Travelin' Man" [URL]https://youtu.be/0janfcZ8LUw[/URL].

Dion singing "The Wanderer" [URL]https://youtu.be/IkoidwsLXCg[/URL].

I still get a kick out of watching these old videos, remembering the impact they had on me as a very young middle class pre-adolescent American boy. I guess I was a born punter because I always wanted to love a lot of girls and not just one. Nothing has changed 60 + years later.[/QUOTE]More power to you my friend. You are just as much of a legend (at least on this board) as those two!

[QUOTE=DeathWish;1911977]
I Smiled at NUT yeah that was her name and I just told her lets call it a day. We went to my room had some of that tasty German I want to get high shit (jagermeister) were fully sloshed went to sleep with both of us naked.

Got up around 11 she was still sleeping my hands were exploring her body she stirred gave me a smile and took my tool in her hand gave me a sloppy BJ. Morning BJS are the best, Slipped on a condom and drilled her in missionary came in about 10 minutes.

Took her out to a Indian restaurant for breakfast. Paid her around 3000 b for the whole amazing experience. Have taken her number will meet her when I am going back to China during the month of September (will ensure at least a 5 day layover).

Cheers[/QUOTE]I am happy you had a great time and it sounds like you found a winner.

I think I have only been to Tony's once and that was at least 8 years ago. My impression was that it was an Arab place and that the girls were a bit on the chunky side (not my thing. But hey different stroked for different folks). Nevertheless, after reading your report I may pop in to have a look next month.

Ibar every night can get a little monotonous after a few weeks.

What is the best time to go? From your post it sounds like you hit the place around midnight.

Thanks for your FR!

Stay horny my friend.

Uncle-V.

[QUOTE=NattyBumpo;1912191]Ricky Nelson singing "Travelin' Man" [URL]https://youtu.be/0janfcZ8LUw[/URL].

Dion singing "The Wanderer" [URL]https://youtu.be/IkoidwsLXCg[/URL].

I still get a kick out of watching these old videos, remembering the impact they had on me as a very young middle class pre-adolescent American boy. I guess I was a born punter because I always wanted to love a lot of girls and not just one. Nothing has changed 60 + years later.[/QUOTE]60 years later? Wow! I had no idea whatsoever that you were the same age as Uncle V!

No wonder you guys are birds of a feather!

And still Hanging! Together! 👻

[QUOTE=UncleVolodya;1912172]Sounds like a tough life. 555. Where the hell do I sign up?[/QUOTE][URL]UncleV.com[/URL]

Tried Kinnaree recently. Good service & reasonable value at 1,300 all in, though not my style: very cold & _clinical. I also don't like this kind of place where there are as many or more punters as service providers.

Anyone stayed in LK MANSION pattaya.

Is it girl friendly.

Any joiners fees in hotel?

Thanks.

[QUOTE=Opebo;1913365] I also don't like this kind of place where there are as many or more punters as service providers.[/QUOTE]Ugh! I hate sausage fests.