Phuket town afternoon activities part 2
Hello, all,
Since my recent little story it has been a while, so here comes another one. I tried to get a better overview about the massage places in town and found a couple besides the ones I had mentioned earlier.
A sign on the road saying Thai massage pointed me to the Sinthavee hotel. The massage parlor is a combination of pool billard and massage, and they have a fishbowl with about 15 not so bad looking girls. Again, knitting and watching TV seem to be a favorite. The ladies did not have uniforms. As I learned in the meantime, this signals something. The girls in uniform typically draw the line at a handjob. Maybe some might even do BJ, but rather not. HJ typically goes for 300 (well they might be 500 at the beginning of the negotiation). Well, for my 2 visits in this place the girls would go all the way to boom-boom.
The massage fee for the hotel is 200/hour (that's right, or should I rather say short term room rent) and then the lady of your choice will guide you to one of the many wooden-walled massage rooms with folding doors. Still small and certainly far away from luxurious, the are at least modestly clean and well lit. Too much air-con can be a problem over the course of an hour.
First time I decided to go with M, originally from Isaan with a massage background in BKK. She is a tall girl and not skinny, but far from fat. Nice pairs. Her english is reasonable, and she is a nice girl actually. She would ask 1500 for boom boom which I was able to negotiate down to 1000 (BUT: that was very hard work, and I was in a good mood and so was she so it worked out. Not sure if she would do it again). After we were done with the business part of it, the rest was enjoyable as it should B.
M seemed to go into it further than you would expect, partly because she is 27 already and accepts her job meanwhile and maybe also because we simply got along well with each other. Does not happen with every girl, for me at least. On the second occasion there, I took a girl called be (seems they are into short names). I decided to go for a 500 BJ, which was delivered uneventfully.
As promised in my previous report, I tried out Rome place hotel, too. There, the girls are of the previously mentioned uniform type. Mine (sorry, I really forgot the name) took me to one of the rooms that contain 3 beds each, separated by a curtain. To her astonishment I swapped the routine and asked for the specials first. HJ only, 300 for that matter. The service was too slow and uninspired for my taste, but the massage afterwards made up for it. BTW, it seems the Mamasan had presented me with the Farang price the first time I showed up (400/90 min) and then apparently decided to upgrade me to senior status because of my frequent visits (albeit not buying the first couple of times). That resulted in 280 for 90 mins (I believe this seems to be the standard for locals in those hotel/uniform massage parlors whereas 400 is the std farang price).
One annoying thing happened. We where middle through the massage, when another lady brought in her client and put him down right to the next mattress. This might seem normal for a massage place, but given the number of rooms they have it was just odd.
With all those research results under my belt I still cruised Phuket town a little more and found that the Royal Phuket City Hotel is an upscale place that carries massage but I guess of the more non-erotic/Spa type. I did not try it as they advertise oil massage for 500, so I can not tell if there are extras to be negotiated. If you follow the road from the hotel to the east, BTW, you will find a massage place in one of the side streets to your left. That two ladies asked 300 for 1 hour and advertised a private room (well, what did they want to tell me with that?). Maybe I will try this some other time.
Next was the Metropol. Between the entrance and the bar is the "leisure club", and it looked promising with the tinted glass windows. Inside, however, I found a reception desk with 4 staff behind it and I was not sure whether I had mixed it up with the hotel lobby! But sure enough I was a the right place, and one of the ladies presented an english menue that started at 500. I decided against it and therefore do not know how they choose the ladies and in which fashion they come.
The Thavorn hotel (in Ratsada) does not have massage. There is this other bunker Whose name I miss at the moment with does have massage on the 3rd floor, but they were asking 400/2hours. Too long for me at the time. Will try next time and add more detail (location etc). It is not too far from Montri Road, anyway.
Going back to my place, I saw a sign talking about Thai massage in a "Mansion". You will find it by going south on Phuket Road, crossing Ong Sip Pai, then on your left. You follow the small Soi and after maybe 500m to your right there is something like a BB/guesthouse, and the fishbowl is more or less right in the lobby! 1 hour for 300, and they look definitely capable of some extras. Did not go for it, though.
Last but not least, I had some other excursions to Soi 11 in the last couple of days and I must say that for a quicky the price/service relation can't be beaten, but whuah the service level is really low. Maybe I was lucky with my first visit.
So long.
Scuba
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Trip to Christin's Massage
This is Churroman reporting from Patong Beach.
It's been a long time since my last confession. I mean post. Well, I finally made it to the Land of Smiles. Sure enough, I'm smiling all the time these days. Just wanted to share my experience at the famous Christin's Massage. Sometimes you just want a hot Thai girl to clean your whole body using only her vagina and soap. That's pretty much how it works at this place.
The building is huge and pink, and it says Christin's Massage on it – so you pretty much can't miss it walking down the main street where the large mall is on Rat-U-Thit Road. Once you go in, there is something of a large fishbowl with three categories of girls. I say it's "sort of" a fishbowl specifically because there is no glass at all. It looks like a set from The Price is Right with three window frames. Pricing is dependent on frame – B2000, 2500 or 3000. Not sure what the difference is really, but I found a very attractive thin and tall Thai girl who wore #3 and made my choice known to the manager. Of course, she was a B3000 girl, but hey, I like what I like. There were at least 40 girls there and she was my favorite. I would say there were at least 10 easily f-able ones available at the time.
Little did I know but she actually spoke decent English due to having had a boyfriend from the UK for a while. Her name was Amy, or at least, that's what she told me. We took an elevator upstairs and walked down a long hallway which had to have at least 20 rooms along it. Upon entering the room I noticed that it was very well appointed including a full size bed with clean sheets, a mirror/vanity area and a large tiled "wet area" with a shower, flat floor area and spa tub. I was asked if I wanted a drink (I had bottled water which cost about B50.
While the drink was being delivered I continued a nice conversation with Amy who was a very fun, ditsy Thai girl. She was from the Northeast like every other girl here and her parents don't know what she is really doing – they think she is a waitress at a restaurant. Well, enough with the small talk and off the cleaning we went. She got naked and revealed nice b-cups, a right-sized firm ass was fully shaved. You never know around here about that. She put down an air mattress on the wet tile, soaked it in warm soapy water and had me lay down on my stomach. She then poured soapy water on both of us and proceeded to 'v-clean' me all over. Then I turned over and she did the same using about a half bottle of liquid soap/shampoo. This situation can be a little awkward, so I asked a bunch of additional ice-breaking questions about how long it took her to learn all this soapy stuff, etc. When I was thoroughly cleaned, we went into the tub and she washed me again all over with soap making sure that certain vital areas received enough wet slippery contact.
We got out of the tub then she dried me and we went to the bed. She then started to kiss me. After a minute of this I was good to go. We joked about her favorite flavor condom, which turned out to be cherry. About 30 seconds later I was wearing a cherry condom and she was sucking me like a pro with great eye contact. Then, the only question she asked at this point is what position I wanted her in. We went through a few different ones before I finally finished up, after which she continued to cuddle and kiss me for a few minutes – very GFE.
One thing I have definitely learned is that communications can often be the key. Since I don't know anything in Thai, having an English speaker (however novice) is definitely a big help. In the end she gave me her phone number and email in case I wanted to see her outside the massage place. I may just have to take her up on that. I gave her at tip of B500 and she seemed very happy with that.
Overall I would recommend Christin's for a daytime situation if you are not that price sensitive. To me, 90 minutes of fun with no issues or drama for <$US100 + tip is well worth it. The experience is a bit of a novelty, but it was better than any soapy massages I got in Bangkok including Annies and Tulip.
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Previous report legitimate questions
For the record, I am an Asia expat, living in Korea, frequently offering advice to fellow punters. My questions for information were legitimate. Unfortunately, it seems that some expats in Thailand (particularly Phuket) seem fairly defensive on this site, and unwilling to provide basic information. Very strange behavior indeed.
Phuket MPs - the best looking girls
The Bangkok MP threads are great. You can find the biggest massage places, the glitziest, the wildest etc.
While appreciating that Phuket is on a much smaller scale. Apart from Cristins I didn't see any other major establishments. Is there one massage place on the island that stands out in terms of really attractive women?
The ones in Karon seemed a bit grim. Nai Harn had a few good ones, but it's hit and miss whether they'll oblige you with BJ or FS. So what would be the pick of the places for good-looking masseuses on Phuket?
Advise for a golf/monger session
Hello fellow mongers!
I am soon heading our to Phuket but I have company, i.e. my opportunities to get action is very limited.
The only opportunity I can think of is if it is possible to get some massage followed by FS at the golf club after a round of golf.
Any advise is highly appreciated. PM me if you got any good contact details.
/Kirsia
