That's Gary Cooper, asshole. Hans, Boobie, I'm your white knight!
I could be 1 out of 10 boyfriends that a Thai bar girl juggles around, don't matter to me. I'm an old man now, at best I got a few years left. Use me, fuck me over, so long as I get to be in Thailand. That being said though, why would any guy in pussy heaven like Thailand want to shack up permanently with just 1 chick when he could have as many as he can handle?
As I've said many times here, and from my own personal experience, since I look like a Danny Devito type, these Thai chicks will fuck us foreigners, so long as we pay up. By Beelzebubs balls, it's the only way an ugly ass man such as myself can get laid anyway.
I say bring it on, Thailand is a thousand times better than the hell-hole I'm in now, I don't ever remember a time when America was good to me. Thank you Uncle Sam!
No, I take it back. The one time America was good to me was when Die Hard was released. Yeah, yippee ki yay motherfuckers! Best damn Christmas movie ever made!
That might explain why there are so many Americans cool with being screwed over by Thai chicks. Somehow it's still better than being in America itself I suppose. Satan knows the VA doesn't do shit for me. Fucking hell. You kids are lucky you know South East Asia as the paradise it is now. I was there decades ago when it was hell. Thanks again Uncle Sam!
"Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs..."
"No fucking shit lady, does it sound like im ordering a pizza?"
So many great lines. Best Christmas movie ever!