New Delhi

Ha ha ha. AntiKlpd bro. You are exactly correct. I did the same.

[QUOTE=AntiKlpd;1634212]Yes everybody fucks her before throwing the condom away and thrusting it in her throat to attain nirvana.[/QUOTE]

The Prelude:

Was planning to try out the Noida Dirty Posh for a long time, but due to the poor hygiene reported by fellow members I never gathered the courage to visit her. Yesterday, I was having the first old monk of this season after work with a buddy. Johny on Old Monk was adamant and persuaded me to dial her number at 2 AM. Her pimp / BF picked up the call, after the initial verification he agreed halfheartedly as they were about to hit the bed.

The deal:

3 k Each for one pop.

The place:

I stay in the adjacent sector so took less than 10 minutes to reach her place. The BF opened the gate, he looks pretty hip for a pimp! It's a 2 BHK Kothi with a lawn and all. No hassle of parking. Was relatively cleaner than what I anticipated except the bathrooms. Seems there was a huge party just before we arrived. 4-5 bottles of wine, scotch, half filled glasses, empty cigarette packs were lying across the hall and on the sofas. Could heard more than 2-3 people talking while I called but nobody was there by the time we reached. Books everywhere. Also a DSLR with high end lenses.

The Bird:

Wow! Looks more like the chics one can spot roaming around in upmarket Hauz Khas village. Short-Petite and well maintained figure, firm not so big boobies, smooth fair skin and bob cut. Speaks fluent English but with a fake BPOish accent, in fact I did not hear a single Hindi word during the entire conversation. Claimed to be from Mumbai born and brought up. Might be a bong actually considering the number of Bengali Novels lying around. And fortunately she looked sober or may be we were too high! Also, she introduced herself as Shoe Ja Tha, a short film / documentary maker. Okay, we are convinced.

The deed:

Friend went in after paying 3 k to the guy while I slept on the sofa. In the meanwhile, the mosquitoes, 100's of them were high on my OldMonk flavored blood. The BF was worried that my friend had already spent more than 1 hour inside and woke me up to call him. Checked out the time, it was 3-30 AM. Finally HE came out with a frown, HE could not cum! I told the guy that I will revisit later. Was expecting a war face but was pleasantly surprised by the relived look on his face. So, came back home without even touching my dream although saved my 3 K, I was pretty sure it would have been a total waste as I was barely able to open my eyes by that time.

Feedback: (Third Party).

As per my friend she was a perfect GFE and was eager to please. DFK, Nibbling, CBJ, Ball Licking, WOT, Miss, Doggie. She never refused anything, he did not ask for anal though. The love cave was obviously not tight, but was clean and DATY approved. Was not in a hurry and tried finishing him thru HJ till her hands got tired. She even agreed to switch on the lights when requested. But my friend was too drunk to cum.

WIR: Definitely yes, on a mutual sober day.

I called to Aadispa and I talked to man named Aaditya. He told me procedure so I filled the form of membership. After two hours I received a call from him asking the time for verification and fee collection stuff. His Executive just gone from my place confirming tomorrow's booking after 2 pm.

Let's see if I get luck.

[QUOTE=Breken;1634090]Did you buy membership eventually and did this go any futher.

Why do you say, that they lack resources and not prepared. Look forward to your feedback as I'm myself keen on availing their services.[/QUOTE]

Plenty of girls here to fuck. Go there for BBBJ of your life.

[QUOTE=Toniab;1634201]Lot of reports on Miss K. Just wanted to know whether she only gives BJ or also offers FK. I don't think I have read any report of FK.[/QUOTE]

Visited the MILF in J area near ashram.

Had a good value for money half an hour well spent at her place.

Did lot of DKF, B2B and all sort of positions before coming inside her.

Body: 5/10 a bit loose and not so great boobs.

Attitude: 10/10, awesome experience. Makes you feel completely at home and very informal and supportive to everything.

Looks: 6/10

Pics: they are all order the forum, nothing new to add there.

WIR: No, better options are available.

Damages: 3 K.

This is a 5 days old report.

Many Thanks to MRahul for sharing contacts of Miss K of A"dham. You have given me the best Pre-Diwali Gift Bro!

Called her and she was quite receptive and confirmed her availability at a time convenient to me. Reached by Metro and called her, she guided perfectly to her pad which is quite easy to find.

In the room, welcomed with a glass of water, comforts me and asks me to relax. Well kept room with clean bed sheet and soothing AC. A nice little hug with those huge boobs.

Brushing my body for pretty long time gets me into the mood.

Was asked to wash up my privates and lie down on bed. Started with licking of legs and slowly moving up further, meanwhile I pounced her upon boobies which are a real treat to suck on and not at all saggy by any means even though they are huge (38). Her personal hygiene is also commendable as she smells great in every inch of her bod. Gives a slow and sensual teasers to junior and follows with a ferocious BBBJ which is just out of this world. Excellent sucking skills with deep throat. Little later was asked to flip and started rimming which I have never experienced so far and was an experience worth cherishing for long. Spend some time brushing each other. Back to BBBJ and I have no further words to describe of what she is capable of. Guys you will know after experiencing her. Another 8-10 minutes and I am ready to shoot and do a CIM. Relaxed and feeling on top of world. Was not interested in FS after this.

I would rate her 10/10 on all parameters. GFE, BBBJ skills, rimming, personal hygiene, and those boobs!

A complete VFM package!

WIR: For Sure.

Damages: 2.5 k.

Happy Diwali to all ISGians in advance.

Dear Seniors,

Has any one tried "Tina a Bong from GGN / S. Ext"? She is quoting 3 K / Pop, 10 K night, outcall. But judging from the pic she sent me, she seems to be 2 K per shot.

Her number ends with 532.

Thanks

[QUOTE=ActionOriented;1634237]Guys, please snip the reports (that you are quoting) on which you would like to comment.[/QUOTE]Message received. Over and Out.

In search of my CIM Nirvana, I went as directed by AntiKlpd to the Spa in Ansal Plaza and chose the girl HE suggested. Very nice massage and on request did a good BJ for some time. While it was heaven when Jhony was in her soft mouth, sadly it was the spit and clean type which as AntiKlpd has himself described as irritating.

I did not push her as she was otherwise quite nice but she did not seem to like the idea of BJ and CIM was at least to me out of question. So finally had to be satisfied with a HJ.

This was the first time I visited this Spa in Ansal Plaza (the other one in the same place is my favorite). It is comparatively new and quite nice though small.

Perhaps AnitKlpd was successful because of his legendary charm and handsomeness.

So still in search of my CIM Nirwana. To me a real CIM is one which is given willingly by the girl (and not out of compulsion). I Hope AntiKlpd or somebody else gives me the coordinates of the famous Akshardham girl about so much is being written. She seems just what I want.

[QUOTE=AntiKlpd;1634160]Good morning friends.

I always thought BJ was of the following kinds.

1. CBJ-as the name suggests it is like eating a rasgulla (indian juicy sweet) with a plastic cover on it. Neither the person eating it can enjoy, the poor rasgulla just gets crushed with no real result for it).

3. suck and spit BJ-the most irritating BJ of them all. The moment you start enjoying yourself you see that stupid creature spitting on the bed, under the bed, on her panty, on your panty / underwear. Then you realise what a leprosy patient feels like when HE sees people overreactions.[/QUOTE]What we have in our hearts and souls, our guru AntiKlpd puts it in such eloquent words.

[QUOTE=Bhagesh2001;1634174]Sir,

This is book material, damn that Ozzie for taking it!

I'll be damned If I have ever read a better piece here!

Most humbly,

B[/QUOTE]No booker bro, just light hearted rupa publication style writing for our mutual entertainment. Glad you liked it.

[QUOTE=HsPuppy55;1634327]In search of my CIM Nirvana, I went as directed by AntiKlpd to the Spa in Ansal Plaza and chose the girl HE suggested. Very nice massage and on request did a good BJ for some time. While it was heaven when Jhony was in her soft mouth, sadly it was the spit and clean type which as AntiKlpd has himself described as irritating.

I did not push her as she was otherwise quite nice but she did not seem to like the idea of BJ and CIM was at least to me out of question. So finally had to be satisfied with a HJ.

This was the first time I visited this Spa in Ansal Plaza (the other one in the same place is my favorite). It is comparatively new and quite nice though small.

Perhaps AnitKlpd was successful because of his legendary charm and handsomeness.

So still in search of my CIM Nirwana. To me a real CIM is one which is given willingly by the girl (and not out of compulsion). I Hope AntiKlpd or somebody else gives me the coordinates of the famous Akshardham girl about so much is being written. She seems just what I want.[/QUOTE]She is a very moody girl, she may not have been in CIM mode that day, mrahul will ditect you to your next destination- akshardham.

[QUOTE=WunderKid;1634290]This is a 5 days old report.

Many Thanks to MRahul for sharing contacts of Miss K of A"dham. You have given me the best Pre-Diwali Gift Bro!

Called her and she was quite receptive and confirmed her availability at a time convenient to me. Reached by Metro and called her, she guided perfectly to her pad which is quite easy to find.

In the room, welcomed with a glass of water, comforts me and asks me to relax. Well kept room with clean bed sheet and soothing AC. A nice little hug with those huge boobs.

Brushing my body for pretty long time gets me into the mood.

Was asked to wash up my privates and lie down on bed. Started with licking of legs and slowly moving up further, meanwhile I pounced her upon boobies which are a real treat to suck on and not at all saggy by any means even though they are huge (38). Her personal hygiene is also commendable as she smells great in every inch of her bod. Gives a slow and sensual teasers to junior and follows with a ferocious BBBJ which is just out of this world. Excellent sucking skills with deep throat...[/QUOTE]Could you PM me the digits.

Thanks

there are also a few other bjs i have experienced.

1. mahi bj. ultra ultra slow, deep, toothless and wet. i can bet you can't hold on for more than two minutes. come to mumbai and taste it.

2. ex nl girl bj. so deep throat that her eyes pop out and she keeps looking in your eyes.

3. tongue flicking bj. tongue play around the dick for 10 minutes and you come as soon as it sees the mouth from inside.

4. i won't move bj. steady mouth and head and only the tongue moves. and you cim.

5. finger in your ass bj. wet bj with finger probing your prostrate and you cim.

but, this chick remains an attractive target, will hire a vip bus when i land and go home with her in it.

[quote=antiklpd;1634160]good morning friends.

good to see you all buying and banging patakas (crackers) as if there was no diwali next year.

i always thought bj was of the following kinds.

1. cbj-as the name suggests it is like eating a rasgulla (indian juicy sweet) with a plastic cover on it. neither the person eating it can enjoy, the poor rasgulla just gets crushed with no real result for it).

2. tooth bj-obviously it is not a great feeling when your partner treats your dick like a sausage and is just trying to chew it off. most of my partners do this, as a result i often go off bj at times. also if it is an overused dick like mine it is already so sore, any teeth on it is strict no-no.

3. suck and spit bj-the most irritating bj of them all. the moment you start enjoying yourself you see that stupid creature spitting on the bed, under the bed, on her panty, on your panty / underwear. then you realise what a leprosy patient feels like when he sees people overreactions.

4. top of the tip bj-even the most poorly endowed men have a 3 inch cock when it is erect. when the lady love chooses to just tickle the tip of that organ of pride with her tongue, you keep willing her to take it deeper inside. but she makes a face which suggests she will vomit on you, so you better keep quiet.

5. express bj-the lady love moves her head up and down faster than the speed of fan over your naked bodies. before you know she says she is tired. express speed and express time. hua to kya hua (if anything happened what happened).

6. sleeping bj-the lovely lady put the organ in her mouth and refused to move after that. you think that maybe she is praying that your cock has a long healthy life.

these are just a few kinds of bj i could remember off hand, other members are welcome to share the other kinds.

actually the purpose of this fr was not to write about different kinds of bj but to describe the perfect bj. all isg members are already familiar with the famous akshardham lady miss k. hs puppy please take note of what i am going to write next.

drove down to akshardham, though i will park my car in temple complex, paid 30 rupees parking, with gods blessing i was about to leave thru the main gate when the guard stopped me to tell me that i cud park my car only if i was a devotee. with lot of devotion i returned to my car and took it out and finally proceeded to the dingy ares opposite the main temple. i was cursing myself to have put my car to so much inconvenience just to meet an ugly woman.

finally park my car near a mechanics garage, eyed his tools suspiciously as if they were going to be used on my car as soon as i was about to move away from that place. anyway left her in hands of the almighty who was right across the road and went thru the bylanes to reach a comfortable looking house.

mrahul and shared the digits and had kindly told her to take good care of me. thanks mrahul.

my impressions on seeing the lady and her place.

1. she is better looking than her pics suggest.

2. nicely behaved.

3. place is good and reasonably vclean.

4. neighbours are always looking at her house it seems.

other things have been written by several people and i will not repeat that.

toe sucking, rimming, ears nipples, nothing was left. she had sucked most of the pepperoni out of my lamb pepperoni sandwich i had in the morning.

the bbbj that i received was easily the best i have ever had, i have had a few good ones earlier too but this is sensational.

there is no position and angle which she does not use while sucking the meat.

my fav was with her head hanging loose from the bed and me fucking her mouth.

in between i had a sudden panic attack when she swallowed my entire manhood and a little bit of my nuts as well. i though it would get stuck in her throat and we will have to go to a surgeon to get separated from each other.

fortunately nothing like that happened, the bj is so dripping wet and deep deep and deep. tongue and cheek is always squeezing it simultaneously. at the end i furiously pounded her hanging mouth watching her magnificient boobs shake in all directions. she does not flinch, takes everything inside her mouth, came big and long into her soft lubricated throat, pushed even deeper. her response was to squeeze the cheek and tongue even harder so that not a drop is wasted.

sweating, flushed and satisfied was antiklpd. a bj aint a bj until you have had one near that holy place.

sorry for a rather long fr but i thought this one was worth sharing.

happy diwali and don't forget to worship your tool the day after diwali.[/quote]

[QUOTE=LoneRanger1976;1634360]There are also a few other bjs I have experienced.


4. I won't move BJ. Steady mouth and head and only the tongue moves. And you CIM.

[/QUOTE]Certainly an unique way of giving BJ. It sure must be a awesome experience when You can CIM with a BJ like that.