Jakarta

Firstly, does anyone know when a poster like me comes off "pre-mod"? Every post I make, is delayed by a day or so, as it has to be approved by the mods.

Secondly, what's the thing with people using rain in Jakarta as an excuse not to leave the house? I was meant to have a hot, curvy, bit-titted, fluent-English speaking chick come over to my apartment today for 2 hours of fun. I had sessioned with her a couple of times last year at the massage place she worked in, and the chemistry between us was great.

She was meant to be here at 1 pm, and at 12:50, I WhatsApp her asking if she's close by. She says that she hasn't left the house yet as it raining where she lives. I ask where she lives and she sends a screenshot of of North Jakarta. I reason it would be an hour in a car, so I offer to order a Grab car for her. She says, wait, and I'll tell you when I'm ready. Okay, I thought, maybe in 5 minutes, or 10. Nope. An hour and a quarter later, well after 2 pm, she writes "Hi! I ignore it. Because I totally pissed off by now. At the earliest, she'll be here around 3:30 pm if there are no further dramas. She writes, asking if I want to cancel. I wrote back telling her not to waste peoples time like this, and how rain shouldn't have stopped her from coming, because it doesn't rain inside a car.

Anyway, I wanted some action, so headed down to Classic. At 4 pm on a Sunday it was very quiet. I hung around for half an hour hoping some curvy chick would come, but nope, they were all skinny, petite little things. So, I head off to Kota Indah, and go to Sayi Ayu, my fav bar there, and pick up a real cute medium sized girl with surprisingly large juicy tits and a tight pussy. I do the deed, and then hang around for another girl, but none take my fancy. So I go to MTR bar opposite and there were no 'besar' girls there, but one small, but really cute, girl showed great interest. Once I establish that she was willing to provide the right service, off we went, and she was amazing in the room. Real GFE punt. Tons of deep long kissing, hugging, great BBBJ, and a good doggy fuck. After I'd finished, she started massaging my legs because she saw I was feeling pain there. Lovely, lovely girl. Sometimes, the girl really enjoys your company, and it shows in her service levels. It's no longer a 'job' for her, and she treats the punter more like her boyfriend.

So, Sunday is a little quieter than other days obviously, but there's still plenty of action around.

[QUOTE=Fudimaar;3011691]Firstly, does anyone know when a poster like me comes off "pre-mod"? Every post I make, is delayed by a day or so, as it has to be approved by the mods.

Secondly, what's the thing with people using rain in Jakarta as an excuse not to leave the house? I was meant to have a hot, curvy, bit-titted, fluent-English speaking chick come over to my apartment today for 2 hours of fun. I had sessioned with her a couple of times last year at the massage place she worked in, and the chemistry between us was great.

She was meant to be here at 1 pm, and at 12:50, I WhatsApp her asking if she's close by. She says that she hasn't left the house yet as it raining where she lives. I ask where she lives and she sends a screenshot of of North Jakarta. I reason it would be an hour in a car, so I offer to order a Grab car for her. She says, wait, and I'll tell you when I'm ready. Okay, I thought, maybe in 5 minutes, or 10. Nope. An hour and a quarter later, well after 2 pm, she writes "Hi! I ignore it. Because I totally pissed off by now. At the earliest, she'll be here around 3:30 pm if there are no further dramas. She writes, asking if I want to cancel. I wrote back telling her not to waste peoples time like this, and how rain shouldn't have stopped her from coming, because it doesn't rain inside a car.

Anyway, I wanted some action, so headed down to Classic. At 4 pm on a Sunday it was very quiet. I hung around for half an hour hoping some curvy chick would come, but nope, they were all skinny, petite little things. So, I head off to Kota Indah, and go to Sayi Ayu, my fav bar there, and pick up a real cute medium sized girl with surprisingly large juicy tits and a tight pussy. I do the deed, and then hang around for another girl, but none take my fancy. So I go to MTR bar opposite and there were no 'besar' girls there, but one small, but really cute, girl showed great interest. Once I establish that she was willing to provide the right service, off we went, and she was amazing in the room. Real GFE punt. Tons of deep long kissing, hugging, great BBBJ, and a good doggy fuck. After I'd finished, she started massaging my legs because she saw I was feeling pain there. Lovely, lovely girl. Sometimes, the girl really enjoys your company, and it shows in her service levels. It's no longer a 'job' for her, and she treats the punter more like her boyfriend.

So, Sunday is a little quieter than other days obviously, but there's still plenty of action around.[/QUOTE]For some unknown reason I guess my posts are still moderated, too. So my posts are delayed, too. Sometimes they're not posted at all for no damn reason. If the moderator is reading this please post my submission three days ago in the Angeles City thread to Goferring. Sheeesh.

Glad you had a good time in Jakarta, Mr. Fud.

At Fudimar.

Try gemuk instead of besar. Besar is more used for tall or grownup.

[QUOTE=Fudimaar;3011691]Firstly, does anyone know when a poster like me comes off "pre-mod"? Every post I make, is delayed by a day or so, as it has to be approved by the mods.

Secondly, what's the thing with people using rain in Jakarta as an excuse not to leave

So I go to MTR bar opposite and there were no 'besar' girls there, but one small, but really cute, girl showed great interest.[/QUOTE]It's a security measure for the site owner so that newbies don't do anything stupid. It doesn't last long. I thought it was 25 posts so I'm surprised you're not unrestricted now. Did you do anything naughty to become moderated? That sucks if it does happen and it lasts for forever regardless of how severe the original transgression was.

Short answer is that all Indonesians are terrified of rain and getting wet. Long answer is that getting their head wet is considered very bad and leads to 'masuk angin' a mystical disease that all westerners scratch their heads at. Laugh all you want but I've seen a few drops of rain incapacitate girls for days.

How juicy do you like your girls? Besar is big or large eg 'badan besar'; Gemuk is fat; Gendut is chunky; Montok is curvaceous or full figured. I'm guessing you want montok.

[QUOTE=XXL;3011632]Then it depends on which BCA ATM. I remember getting 2.5 million from BCA at Grand Indonesia shopping mall. The thing is, one you locate an ATM that gives you what you want, better come back to the same ATM. This also minimizes the odds of mishap.[/QUOTE]I remember withdrawing 2. 5 M from BCA. Also, 3 M from HSBC (I vaguely remember it was at airport or so).

[QUOTE=Fudimaar;3011691]Firstly, does anyone know when a poster like me comes off "pre-mod"? Every post I make, is delayed by a day or so, as it has to be approved by the mods.

[/QUOTE]Stick to posting scintillating information on ATM withdrawals and you will be fine.

Goferring, thanks for this list. How would that be for slim girls? I like them slim, without being skinny. I usually ask for langsing. Is this the best word?

[QUOTE=DCups;3011751]For some unknown reason I guess my posts are still moderated, too. So my posts are delayed, too. Sometimes they're not posted at all for no damn reason. If the moderator is reading this please post my submission three days ago in the Angeles City thread to Goferring. Sheeesh.

Glad you had a good time in Jakarta, Mr. Fud.[/QUOTE]DC, sorry I didn't see any reply from you.

I thought you would have been the first to reply to Pak Fud about finding buxom wenches. 😜.

Cheers. G.

[QUOTE=Safado70;3011809]Goferring, thanks for this list. How would that be for slim girls? I like them slim, without being skinny. I usually ask for langsing. Is this the best word?[/QUOTE]Yes. Langsing is slim in a flattering way.

Kurus is skinny but with mildly negative connotations. In Indonesia, being fat is a sign of wealth ie able to afford to feed ones self and to be skinny is a sign of poverty. Never describe another person's child as small or skinny.

G.

[QUOTE=Goferring;3011811]DC, sorry I didn't see any reply from you.

I thought you would have been the first to reply to Pak Fud about finding buxom wenches. 😜.

Cheers. G.[/QUOTE]I was but the moderator did not post it. Sleeping on the job, apparently.

[QUOTE=Goferring;3011773]It's a security measure for the site owner so that newbies don't do anything stupid. It doesn't last long. I thought it was 25 posts so I'm surprised you're not unrestricted now. Did you do anything naughty to become moderated? That sucks if it does happen and it lasts for forever regardless of how severe the original transgression was.

Short answer is that all Indonesians are terrified of rain and getting wet. Long answer is that getting their head wet is considered very bad and leads to 'masuk angin' a mystical disease that all westerners scratch their heads at. Laugh all you want but I've seen a few drops of rain incapacitate girls for days.

How juicy do you like your girls? Besar is big or large eg 'badan besar'; Gemuk is fat; Gendut is chunky; Montok is curvaceous or full figured. I'm guessing you want montok.[/QUOTE]Thanks Goferring for the excellent response.

On 18th June, a poster here called "Werqweq" wrote an attaching post based on something innocent I had mentioned about Travel girls. I responded back. My post never got past the moderators, and his post was deleted. As a result, I now have an infraction apparently that expires in Dec-25.

To ans your question, I guess I like 'Gendut' or 'Montok' girls. That word list you provide is very useful BTW, so cheers.

Right then gentlemen. I spent a couple of hours in Classic today. My favourite Montok girl was not working today, so I chose my No 2 girl, a small but very cute girl whose always given me GFE service and I reward her by seeing her regularly and giving a 100 K tip. Tone of kissing, cuddling, BBBJ and covered sex (I have no interest in bareback, but to each their own). She was awesome, and then I chose another girl. A new one for me, called Flo. She seemed enthusiastic during the 'interview' and promised me that she liked kissing and giving BJ. So, off we went to the room, and she turned out to be a dud. Less than 30 seconds of kissing, no interest in hugging, very mechanical, and got the listerine out to wipe my dick. As soon as the listerine comes out, I know the punt ain't going to be that good. She cleans me (even though she had washed my dick with soap and water multiple times in shower, just 3 minutes before) with the paper towels, and gives a very amateurish BBBJ. I get her to lick my balls whilst I jerked myself to an erection. At that point, I look at her and motion that I'd like her to continue the BJ, but she seems reluctant. So, no she doesn't like kissing or giving BJ. It's only 10 minutes into the punt (at least 6 mins of which is shower time) and I'm bored with this already, so I tell her I'm going to shower and leave. She seemed shocked. Do these girls not know what they're doing wrong? She's worked there for 6 months, how does a girl who gives such shitty service survive in a place for that long? She cannot surely have many repeat customers.

Anyway, I write it down to part of the game, and head off to the Japanese Buffett Restaurant that Gabaco mention in the 'Jakarta Restaurants' thread (Sakabe Buffet Pasar Baru). Yes, it was great food! I had no idea what to do (you basically cook your own food on a hot plate on your table), so another Bule kindly guided me and we ended up sitting, eating and chatting for 2 hours. We had so much in common. I wouldn't be surprised if I bump into him in Classic the next time, although neither of us mentioned the name. Turned out to be a great evening. Every night is party night in Jakarta.

I need help, I found a girl on TIK TOK that drives my hormones crazy. She works in a karaoke or massage center, but I can't recognize the place from her videos. She doesn't respond to followers, so it's hard to recognize the club if you haven't been there. Name (ID) is at Sinta36513. Can anyone recognize the club and tell me in private if it's not possible to disclose it here?

Hi Fubar,

How does it compare, really miss the old blok M pre covid, is Kotah Indah bar scene anything close to it?

[QUOTE=Goferring;3011812]Yes. Langsing is slim in a flattering way.

Kurus is skinny but with mildly negative connotations. In Indonesia, being fat is a sign of wealth ie able to afford to feed ones self and to be skinny is a sign of poverty. Never describe another person's child as small or skinny.

G.[/QUOTE]I've been using the word Kurus to explain how I like my women. "aku tidak suka gemuk, suka karus. " I was with this super pretty girl at classic T2 last night maybe one of the prettiest girls in the whole T2. Her name was Selfi or Selvi or something. Anyways I told her she was langsung and she replied "aku kurus" so she must have not taken offense to the word.

-Gabacho.

[QUOTE=Medellin65;3011921]I need help, I found a girl on TIK TOK that drives my hormones crazy. She works in a karaoke or massage center, but I can't recognize the place from her videos. She doesn't respond to followers, so it's hard to recognize the club if you haven't been there. Name (ID) is at Sinta36513. Can anyone recognize the club and tell me in private if it's not possible to disclose it here?[/QUOTE]I searched the above mentioned TikTok ID on a web browser. Found the profile and checked few videos. In one of the videos it is showing BLINK Karaoke in the background. Hope that helps.

Best,

Dee.