Helsinki

I set up an appointment with a girl named Marianeito (Miss Maria, I suppose) based on her ad on some adult board. She looked pretty decent in pictures and was very upbeat on the phone. She said her price was 120 euros for the hour and 80 euros for half.

When I arrived at her modest apartment in Helsinki, I was a little disappointed right away. She advertised that she was 158 cm tall and 23 years old. I have no way of knowing how old she actually was but she did look significantly older. I do know that she was very short and looked kinda silly in her stripper shoes with huge heels. Also her face was something of a mess. There was no particular thing wrong with it but it was overall rather severe looking - witchy, old woman face, if you will. But hey, I thought, I'm not here to conduct the Miss Finland. Besides she spoke fairly good english so it was easy to communicate.

When she started undressing she kept asking me if I thought she was hot to the point where it started to annoy me because it took so long but little did I know...

When she was finally done I asked her to get on her fours on the bed so I could see her pussy, she obliged and I slipped my finger inside her. The first thing I noticed was that her ass was oddly jiggly like it was filled with jelly. I tried to ignore it but worse was yet to come. As soon as I started to spread her pussy lips, a horrible stench lingered to my nose. I pulled my fingers out quickly and wiped them to the bedspread and she started to protest. I basically told her that I wanted my money back and she needed to go to the clinic. She claimed it was residue from her period and she had been tested earlier in the year and was clean. I told her that I had smelled way too many pussies in my life to believe her and she better give me my money back. She indicated that there were no refunds so I just walked to her cat and said I'd take it with me. Boy, the refund process was quick after that! As I walked out I handed her a 20 and told her to call a cab to get treatment and stop taking customers until she heals.

She threw the bill at me and uttered the famous finnish grand insult, "haista vitu". Ironically it literally means "go smell a ****". God knows I did.

Another bad experience with a finnish prostitute behind me, I found a local convenience store where I bought some sanitary wipes and rubbing alcohol to clean my fingers. So far, nothing has shown up.

Disappointed, later that night I ended up leaving Storyville with a married 36 yo. real estate agent who was too drunk to be any good. However she looked hot and I pumped my cum inside her twice before she passed out on my couch. Finland is really not a place to go for prostitutes. The freebies are so much better.

Attached pictures are of the stinky one.

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[blue]01-14-06

Greetings everyone,

I have received the following complaint about this report.

[quote]I have now sent to you THREE reports concering this spam post about me. The story is completely untrue and this guy made it up because we had an argument on another discussion forum and his offensive posts were deleted there. This guy has never met me and by the way, he is Finnish though he claims he is not (he has been kicked out from Secretaryacademy.net several times because of offensive posts and lying about many escort girls). Here is my home page (to be): [url]www.marianeito.com[/url]

Could you now finally delete this spam?

Maria from Helsinki Finland

p.s. if you want prove about this prostitute hater's past behaviour on the net, I can send it to you.[/quote]Thanks,

Jackson[/blue]
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I hooked up with a girl named Susanna via her add in a local adult board. I wasn't expecting much when she told me on the phone that she was "a big girl" and when I went silent she quickly added that big but not fat, and promised to let me leave without an incident if her looks didn't satisfy.

Upon seeing her I was very pleasantly surprised. She seemed to be exactly what she said she was. 170cm tall, 80 kg, 30 yo., DD tits and body made for fucking. She was also very cheery and dressed in a sex outfit complete with stockings, garters and and high heeled boots.

In five minutes she was on her knees giving me a great BJ, her technique was one of the best in Helsinki and I struggled to hold my load. After a while she got on hers fours on the bed and I entered her wet pussy with a magnificent view of her body. This girl is big, but her midsection does not hang, sag or droop and she has a proportionately narrow waist contrasted to her big juicy tits and ass. About to cum again I withdrew from her and inserted my fingers inside her. She was very surprised by this and resisted at first, but when I kissed her and told her to shut up and enjoy she calmed down but demanded a good tip. I said OK and gradually got my entire fist in. Her G-spot was sensitive and after 5 minutes of rubbing it while I was fisting her, she had a violent orgasm and gripped my wrist like a vice. After a rest period of about 10 minutes with my hand still inside her I carefully pulled it out and got my dick in again. After 5 more minutes of doggy I was ready to explode and she kindly removed the rubber before taking my load in her mouth. We cooled off by touching each other and another brief fisting session ensued as she spread herself to me very provocatively. There is something about a voluptuous woman in stockings and boots spreading herself wide open. I was so tempted to fuck her BB and unload inside her but common sense got the better of me. I shot my load on her ass and watched it run into her wide open pussy.

This was definitely a great experience and I'll be seeing her again. The whole thing cost me only 120 euros for more than an hour. Cannot beat the value.

I heard from a staff member that Mikado will close by the end of the year. At least as we know it today. Sad. Not to me personally, but to the finnish society and its individual freedoms.

[QUOTE=Aquapuss]I heard from a staff member that Mikado will close by the end of the year. ...[/QUOTE]Yesterday was the last day of Mikado. Sad but true, legendary club for picking working girls has gone to the end of its road. So many happy moments with happy hookers of Mikado, wish I would had wrote down even few of those. Mikado was an excellent place to visit with foreign business friends.

Official reason was the end of the rental contract. A tenant wasn't happy of the bad reputation that Mikado brought to neigborhood and they were looking for any reason to close the club.

Locals have ofcourse lots of possibilities to cover the loss but visitors abroad will have problems to find such a gallery for a picking working girls.

I will keep you informed if there will grow a good substitute for it.

There are a few other possible lines that Russian and Estonian migrant workers might use, like advertising in Internet or customer hunting in streets. Personally I believe in substitute club, which might take some time to take place.

[QUOTE=Aquapuss]--Another bad experience with a finnish prostitute behind me,--.[/QUOTE]Poor Aquapuss, allways fighting with his hometown working girls. Where the problem could be?

Tell me about Miss Marias cat, what was the colour? (as Miss Maria desired me to ask)

Mikado is gone.

According to newspapers today, Mikado has ceased its operations permanently. The doors were closed on December 22nd.

Embarrasment caused to the building and club owners by open prostitution was cited as the reason.

So, it's only Alcatraz and [url]www.sihteeriopisto.net[/url] now.

[QUOTE=Kubinage]Poor Aquapuss, allways fighting with his hometown working girls. Where the problem could be?

Tell me about Miss Marias cat, what was the colour?[/QUOTE]This forum is intended for customer feedback, not for pimps to push their product. Sorry.

[QUOTE=Kubinage]Yesterday was the last day of Mikado. Sad but true, l[/QUOTE]And you just happened to sign up to report the demise of Mikado. ;-)

Blah blah blah. You're here just waiting to push your own skanks. Your attempt at diversion is truly pathetic.

It is not my fault that you fail to keep Maria healthy. I think that would be the very least you can do. Based on the feedback I've received, others have had similar stinky encounters as I did.

[QUOTE=Aquapuss] --Blah blah blah. You're here just waiting to push your own skanks. --[/QUOTE]You didn't or couldn't answer my question about Marias cat, which questions your report of her.

I am not her pimp and not pimp at all. For your information Finnish prostitutes have not organizers or pimps. Based on several studies, all known Finnish prostitutes are private entrepreneurs. Associations who are pushing the law against sex buyers are alleging the same with you about pimping business with Finnish prostitutes.

Thank you for giving me answers for my wondering about the reason of your struggling. Now I understand why you are kicked out from several forums and are fighting with every other working ladies and fellow forum users. It's just your immature and aggressive attitude.

Your profanity arguing style is funny, you are like young, junior high level, angry net warrior trying to prove his existence for people around. You pick mindless allegations from your hat, deploy lies and compose adventurous fairy-tales and bring all those out with aggressive mode.

Discussing with your kind is like playing chess with a pigeon. It doesn’t care about your moves or rules; it just walks on the board and crashes the pieces and shits on them. Then it goes bragging to its friends how it beat a man in chess.

Some of your posts still make presuming that you might be an adult. You give a quite contradictory picture of yourself.

Grow up man!

[QUOTE=Kubinage]You didn't or couldn't answer my question about Marias cat, which questions your report of her. [/QUOTE]I didn't go there to fuck the cat and didn't pay much attention. I was focused on getting my money back.

OTOH, you are betrayed by the timing of your entry to this forum just like Isabel and her multiple personalities. Obviously both of you are equally stupid. They came and went, and so will you.

Of course you're Marias pimp, your rambling story about pimps in Finland is bullshit.

I will continue my reports of my finnish experiences, both good and bad, so flame away pal. You're just a sad pimp trying to market diseased pussy, that's all.

I've only posted to two forums including this one and I'm still active, and in good standing, in both.

Now, fuck off pimp!

Hooked up via the net mirawee at hotmail dot com. She claimed to be in her thirties with a tight body and the best BJ around. So I went for it.

When she showed up, she was an average looking woman in her forties. 6/10.
She talked like a machine and annoyed me so I told her to suck my dick. :-)

Well she insisted taking her clothes off first. Bad move, score dropped to 4/10 as I watched her droopy gut and tits. I told her to put her clothes back on except for her panties. She did as instructed and started a pretty decent BBBJ. Score rose back up, to 7/10.

After about ten minutes I got behind her doggy style, lifted her skirt and showed in my tool. Her pussy was as big as a baseball glove. One of the three biggest pussies out of the hundreds I've fucked. Score down to 5/10.

I said I wanted to continue BBBJ and she obliged after cleaning my tool thoroughly. Fifteen minutes of decent suction and I shot my load down her throat. She gagged a while and spit it on her chest. Kinky. Score back up, to 7/10.

While I cleaned myself and got dressed her mouth got goin' again. Final score 6/10.

Overall, she was okay. Would be much better if she knew how to shut up and had an operation to tighten up that enormous pussy. But a good BBBJ goes a long way in my books. Shit, make it 7/10.

Cost 80 euros (negotiated).

No pictures allowed.

[blue]01-14-06

I received the following complaint about Aquapuss's post:

[quote]Hi There,
I'm a finnish sex-worker. I read "aquapuss" story about my service and about me and that´s really sad story. He says I do blowjobs without condom, that´s not true and I don´t want that kind of information to go future about my services!!! I would really like you cut that away. Thank you! Mira
Also, I think it would be wice to kick him out cause he is saying lot of wrong information about all the girls. He have done that before at sihteeriopisto dot net -site earlier. He was kick out from there.[/quote]Jackson[/blue]

Again hooked up via the net, paulatar40 at yahoo dot se. She claimed to be a curvy 42 yo. When she showed up I found myself staring at a lot older obese woman. I told her to leave. She tried to negotiate so I closed the door on her. What a waste of time unless you are into really fat chicks.

[QUOTE=Aquapuss]I set up an appointment with a girl named Marianeito (Miss Maria, I suppose) based on her ad on some adult board. She looked pretty decent in pictures and was very upbeat on the phone. She said her price was 120 euros for the hour and 80 euros for half.[/QUOTE]I very much agree with Aquapuss's report about Marianeito or Maid Maria. When I visited her, her fee was those above mentioned. And at these prices (I took two hours with 200 euros) she was not a big disappointment; disappointment however.

But now I have read that she has new prices; 120 for half an hour and 180 for an hour. With these prices I strongly reccommend you to spend your money (and even lesser money) to other girls. Good choices are MariB, Inka (if you can catch her), Aino and MiraW.

[QUOTE=Aquapuss]When I arrived at her modest apartment in Helsinki, I was a little disappointed right away. She advertised that she was 158 cm tall and 23 years old. I have no way of knowing how old she actually was but she did look significantly older. I do know that she was very short and looked kinda silly in her stripper shoes with huge heels. Also her face was something of a mess. There was no particular thing wrong with it but it was overall rather severe looking - witchy, old woman face, if you will. But hey, I thought, I'm not here to conduct the Miss Finland. Besides she spoke fairly good english so it was easy to communicate.[/QUOTE]That is so true. Marianeito is oddlooking. Kind of nice but not beautiful. Her breasts were breasts of an older woman and also other things made her look much older than 22.

[QUOTE=Aquapuss]When she started undressing she kept asking me if I thought she was hot to the point where it started to annoy me because it took so long but little did I know...[/QUOTE]Every women wants to hear that they are sexy and so on. And so did Marianeito. I don't know whether she was more eager to hear those things than other girls.

[QUOTE=Aquapuss]When she was finally done I asked her to get on her fours on the bed so I could see her pussy, she obliged and I slipped my finger inside her. The first thing I noticed was that her ass was oddly jiggly like it was filled with jelly. I tried to ignore it but worse was yet to come. As soon as I started to spread her pussy lips, a horrible stench lingered to my nose. I pulled my fingers out quickly and wiped them to the bedspread and she started to protest. I basically told her that I wanted my money back and she needed to go to the clinic. She claimed it was residue from her period and she had been tested earlier in the year and was clean. I told her that I had smelled way too many pussies in my life to believe her and she better give me my money back. She indicated that there were no refunds so I just walked to her cat and said I'd take it with me. Boy, the refund process was quick after that! As I walked out I handed her a 20 and told her to call a cab to get treatment and stop taking customers until she heals.[/QUOTE]This smell I didn´t notice. I thought she was pretty clean and tasted like a girl should taste.

[QUOTE=Aquapuss]She threw the bill at me and uttered the famous finnish grand insult, "haista vitu". Ironically it literally means "go smell a ****". God knows I did.[/QUOTE]What I have heard is that Marianeito can be a real ***** when she doesn't like the customer. So be careful out there or more likely, stay away from Marianeito.

[QUOTE=Paulatar]Do you, Mr A., really believe that your "reports" are taken seriousely by anyone? I mean, in the sense you'd like it to be?

I got a number of new customers by your writing, see you gentlemen in January in Helsinki! And Happy New Year!

-Paulatar[/QUOTE]

Then what the hell are you complaining about?

Plenty of guys like fat women and that's fine with me. I just happen to think that you should stop lying, make it *grossly* lying, about your body size and age. The majority of customers are not looking for obese women of your *real* age and you're wasting their time with your lies.

I'm happy you got new customers due to my report because at least these guys *knew* what to expect unlike me.

And that is the very purpose of this board, you stupid tub of shit!

[QUOTE=Isabel]So please tell me what it is your problem? I think many finnish girl appreciate gentlemen customers, and you are not one. So stop that bullshit talk.

Well I would like to hear too :D[/QUOTE]

My problem are the criminals, scammers and liars that plague the finnish prostitution scene. People like you, Isabel.

And I will do my best to inform my fellow hobbyists of the good, bad and ugly. That is the purpose of this board, in case you haven't noticed.

BTW, your teeth are more coloured than the cat! You should really have some extensive dental work done out of respect to your customers.