Managua (Nicaragua in general) for a group monger trip?
I am looking for a new place to go with some fellow mongers that has what Cartagena has in terms of beautiful women and some great houses to rent but new and different. I had heard that Nicaragua might be fun, but the paucity of postings makes me concerned. I would appreciate any opinions and advice.
I'll probably post this on the General area too, as that seems slightly more active.
Thanks in advance!
Dave.
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My 26 day Managua trip last June 2017.
Stayed in Managua 26 days. Hated it by day 5. Teeth were bad so had them pulled to get dentures. Since I could not speak Spanish talking was useless for me anyways. I am short, mid-40's, clean cut, with a slight tummy.
I heard there are very few foreigners that stay in Managua so the women will flock to you. Bullshit! Very few foreigners at all. Mostly hippie backpackers types that stay a few days and move on and are not in the hunt. I felt invisible. It was said in the postings to try in front of the (Justice Department?) with the fountains across the street from Luis Alfonso Velasquez Park. Never saw any women.
Luis Alfonso Velasquez Park was also mentioned for women. I went twice in the afternoon for 2 hours each trip and tried during the night 3 times for 2 hours each trip. Only saw 5 girls available and did not want. Rate them all 4's. I saw 2 other foreigners looking at the park who walked past me 3 times so I asked them what they had found. The one guy said he was in Managua 7 years ago for 3 months working and the girls were so easy but now so difficult to find. He said the girls at Plaza 101 disco spoke more English than most places but were asking $70+. Not sure ST or LT.
The Park was huge with basketball, volleyball, soccer, baseball, pool closed because building a new one, roller skating area, BMX bike trick area, all kinds of things for the kids to play on, and benches everywhere to watch people walk past, plus seating around all the courts. Best park I have seen for things to do. World class.
Women:
So hard for me to find the 18-26 year olds (my target market) because the 20 years old had 30 year old bodies and the 30 year olds had 40 year old bodies. Picture a soft serve ice cream cone. Where the ice cream meets the cone is their waist. The women have a fat ass with narrow (not thin) legs. Now for the top half. With the top half you have to decide if you want 2, 3, or 4 rolls of fat. Very few thin women. If you find a thin woman then she usually has an A or be cup breast. Very few exceptions.
Since most the women are fat they do not wear tight clothes or sexy clothes to show their cleavage like a tank top even though it is hot outside. Mostly T-shirts.
What I found:
At the Valesquez Park I made eye contact with a women. She was 28 with her 6 year old kid and her friend who had brought her 7 year old kid. Neither were searching for a date. I google translated enough and through body language to explain what I wanted. She left her boy with her friend and we took a taxi to my place and had some fun with the skinny A-cup breast no stretch marks woman. I donated $25 and asked her come the next day at 2 pm. I stood at my gate at 1:50 pm and holy shit she came at 2:02 pm. I was shocked. Did the 3 different positions and she was gone. She visited me 2 days after that and again was right on time. Amazing and gave her $30. I did not see her again. I told her I was having teeth issues and then she started hinting that she needed work too (hint hint I pay) and she loves me. Rate her 7. 8.
Forget about any women that were looking for guys. Just watching all the women of all ages taught me that the women were just too big to get my interest being good or bad girls.
2 streets south of Highway 1 (Pan American Highway) and 3 streets east of Pista Juan Pablo II are some cheap bars. Google Maps lists Bar Porky and La Vida En Rosa in the right area but wrong locations. Search Porkys King. It is shown in the correct location. La Vida En Rosa is one street north and on the right side of the street with the entrance on the side street. There is a third bar called Salvadoreno (not sure of spelling?) within a few blocks walk I was told.
At La Vida En Rosa I saw about 15 women. One woman had a pretty face but was too fat. All the others had a 5 body and a 5 face. After an hour I saw a pretty faced 19 year old skinny woman with B-cup but she was with a group of guys that kept buying her drinks. I waited an hour and decided to walk up to a short woman 21 year old that looked cute. Shit! She had a missing front tooth. I was horny and had to get off. Rate her 6.0. $10 donation for 30 minutes of her time in a room in the back. They had roughly 9 rooms. No soap. No towel. Had to dry my junk off with my shirt so the condom would stay on.
So 30 minutes starts as soon as you hand the $10 to the attendant at the entrance to the rooms which pays for the room and her time. Of course 30 minutes is really 24 minutes or less. So 24 minutes subtract 2 minutes to walk down the hall, 4 minute shower, 2 minutes for her to inspect your junk and your condom, and 1 minute to get your junk covered. That leaves 15 minutes. Sorry I need 10 minutes to simply touch, squeeze, and caress her body. Basically, if you like missionary and fast as a firecracker then this place will be heaven. Barely finished with the first girl, and I was so horny after waiting for the hot girl. Came back the next night and the hot girl took me straight to the back room. Rate her 7.5. I got inside her but shrunk like cold water was poured down my back. All I could think of was that stupid knock-knock at the door. Waiting for the knock on the door is like when you wake up one hour earlier than your alarm is set for but you can not get back to sleep because you keep waiting for the alarm to go off. Hate it! Having an hour would have helped some. But little. I hate being on the clock. I am on vacation. I did this twice in the Philippines and hated it. I will pay the money where there is some time limit the girl has in mind like 45 minutes up to 1. 5 hours depending on showing together, a drink, some talking, some caressing, maybe short massage. I hate 15 minute stick it in and walk away. I like to have some connection even if just a little one.
Nothing happened with the hot girl so I gave her a map to my place (easy to find) and we picked a time for her to visit me the next day for $30. She gave me her Facebook which I could not find her. We left the room and I bought her a drink. The bar would not give me the bar wi-fi password so that we could Google Translate to communicate even a little. She drank 15% of her drink and went to the bar to chat her friends. After 10 minutes of her not returning I paid the bill and as I has leaving she said BYE as I walked past her. I doubt she showed the next day and that was the first time I did not show up to meet a woman I had planned to meet.
Language:
Very little English. The more English spoken by the women you find at a bar or disco the more money they require for services.
Money:
Most every place accepts US dollar because USA Currency has steadily increased the last 30 straight years. The large grocery stores even has the exchange rate on the receipt.
Transportation:
I never even tried to figure out the bus system. You have to take a taxi everywhere. I love to walk to see and learn about new places I can not see anything or get a"feel" for an area zooming past in a taxi. But good luck. There is not one damn street sign in that city so Google Maps is useless because you would have to count streets. But that does not work. There was an alley or a street that had houses on it that was freshly paved and further down was one that was old with pot holes. Was it a really nice alley way or a street. I have no idea.
You can not ask a local how to get to an address because with no street signs even they do not know the streets. You have to name something very unique like a park, museum, popular restaurant or disco, mall, court house, hospital, etc. Another way is to name 2 things such as McDonalds in Bario XYZ.
Metro Centro Mall:
This is either the largest or second largest mall behind Galleria (I never got there). The stores were air conditioned but the center main walk way was non-aircon and neither was the food court. Spent 2 hours on 3 different days watching the world go by. I was in no danger of hurting myself turning my head quickly watching a hot woman walk past because I swear they are all so fat.
Let me get this straight.
[QUOTE=LoveItHere69;2070412]Stayed in Managua 26 days. Hated it by day 5. Teeth were bad so had them pulled to get dentures. Since I could not speak Spanish talking was useless for me anyways. I am short, mid-40's, clean cut, with a slight tummy.
I heard there are very few foreigners that stay in Managua so the women will flock to you. Bullshit! Very few foreigners at all. Mostly hippie backpackers types that stay a few days and move on and are not in the hunt. I felt invisible. It was said in the postings to try in front of the (Justice Department?) with the fountains across the street from Luis Alfonso Velasquez Park. Never saw any women.
Luis Alfonso Velasquez Park was also mentioned for women. I went twice in the afternoon for 2 hours each trip and tried during the night 3 times for 2 hours each trip. Only saw 5 girls available and did not want. Rate them all 4's. I saw 2 other foreigners looking at the park who walked past me 3 times so I asked them what they had found. The one guy said he was in Managua 7 years ago for 3 months working and the girls were so easy but now so difficult to find. He said the girls at Plaza 101 disco spoke more English than most places but were asking $70+. Not sure ST or LT.
The Park was huge with basketball, volleyball, soccer, baseball, pool closed because building a new one, roller skating area, BMX bike trick area, all kinds of things for the kids to play on, and benches everywhere to watch people walk past, plus seating around all the courts. Best park I have seen for things to do. World class.
Women:
So hard for me to find the 18-26 year olds (my target market) because the 20 years old had 30 year old bodies and the 30 year olds had 40 year old bodies. Picture a soft serve ice cream cone. Where the ice cream meets the cone is their waist. The women have a fat ass with narrow (not thin) legs. Now for the top half. With the top half you have to decide if you want 2, 3, or 4 rolls of fat. Very few thin women. If you find a thin woman then she usually has an A or be cup breast. Very few exceptions.
Since most the women are fat they do not wear tight clothes or sexy clothes to show their cleavage like a tank top even though it is hot outside. Mostly T-shirts.
What I found:
At the Valesquez Park I made eye contact with a women. She was 28 with her 6 year old kid and her friend who had brought her 7 year old kid. Neither were searching for a date. I google translated enough and through body language to explain what I wanted. She left her boy with her friend and we took a taxi to my place and had some fun with the skinny A-cup breast no stretch marks woman. I donated $25 and asked her come the next day at 2 pm. I stood at my gate at 1:50 pm and holy shit she came at 2:02 pm. I was shocked. Did the 3 different positions and she was gone. She visited me 2 days after that and again was right on time. Amazing and gave her $30. I did not see her again. I told her I was having teeth issues and then she started hinting that she needed work too (hint hint I pay) and she loves me. Rate her 7. 8.
Forget about any women that were looking for guys. Just watching all the women of all ages taught me that the women were just too big to get my interest being good or bad girls.
2 streets south of Highway 1 (Pan American Highway) and 3 streets east of Pista Juan Pablo II are some cheap bars. Google Maps lists Bar Porky and La Vida En Rosa in the right area but wrong locations. Search Porkys King. It is shown in the correct location. La Vida En Rosa is one street north and on the right side of the street with the entrance on the side street. There is a third bar called Salvadoreno (not sure of spelling?) within a few blocks walk I was told.
At La Vida En Rosa I saw about 15 women. One woman had a pretty face but was too fat. All the others had a 5 body and a 5 face. After an hour I saw a pretty faced 19 year old skinny woman with B-cup but she was with a group of guys that kept buying her drinks. I waited an hour and decided to walk up to a short woman 21 year old that looked cute. Shit! She had a missing front tooth. I was horny and had to get off. Rate her 6.0. $10 donation for 30 minutes of her time in a room in the back. They had roughly 9 rooms. No soap. No towel. Had to dry my junk off with my shirt so the condom would stay on.
So 30 minutes starts as soon as you hand the $10 to the attendant at the entrance to the rooms which pays for the room and her time. Of course 30 minutes is really 24 minutes or less. So 24 minutes subtract 2 minutes to walk down the hall, 4 minute shower, 2 minutes for her to inspect your junk and your condom, and 1 minute to get your junk covered. That leaves 15 minutes. Sorry I need 10 minutes to simply touch, squeeze, and caress her body. Basically, if you like missionary and fast as a firecracker then this place will be heaven. Barely finished with the first girl, and I was so horny after waiting for the hot girl. Came back the next night and the hot girl took me straight to the back room. Rate her 7.5. I got inside her but shrunk like cold water was poured down my back. All I could think of was that stupid knock-knock at the door. Waiting for the knock on the door is like when you wake up one hour earlier than your alarm is set for but you can not get back to sleep because you keep waiting for the alarm to go off. Hate it! Having an hour would have helped some. But little. I hate being on the clock. I am on vacation. I did this twice in the Philippines and hated it. I will pay the money where there is some time limit the girl has in mind like 45 minutes up to 1. 5 hours depending on showing together, a drink, some talking, some caressing, maybe short massage. I hate 15 minute stick it in and walk away. I like to have some connection even if just a little one.
Nothing happened with the hot girl so I gave her a map to my place (easy to find) and we picked a time for her to visit me the next day for $30. She gave me her Facebook which I could not find her. We left the room and I bought her a drink. The bar would not give me the bar wi-fi password so that we could Google Translate to communicate even a little. She drank 15% of her drink and went to the bar to chat her friends. After 10 minutes of her not returning I paid the bill and as I has leaving she said BYE as I walked past her. I doubt she showed the next day and that was the first time I did not show up to meet a woman I had planned to meet.
Language:
Very little English. The more English spoken by the women you find at a bar or disco the more money they require for services.
Money:
Most every place accepts US dollar because USA Currency has steadily increased the last 30 straight years. The large grocery stores even has the exchange rate on the receipt.
Transportation:
I never even tried to figure out the bus system. You have to take a taxi everywhere. I love to walk to see and learn about new places I can not see anything or get a"feel" for an area zooming past in a taxi. But good luck. There is not one damn street sign in that city so Google Maps is useless because you would have to count streets. But that does not work. There was an alley or a street that had houses on it that was freshly paved and further down was one that was old with pot holes. Was it a really nice alley way or a street. I have no idea.
You can not ask a local how to get to an address because with no street signs even they do not know the streets. You have to name something very unique like a park, museum, popular restaurant or disco, mall, court house, hospital, etc. Another way is to name 2 things such as McDonalds in Bario XYZ.
Metro Centro Mall:
This is either the largest or second largest mall behind Galleria (I never got there). The stores were air conditioned but the center main walk way was non-aircon and neither was the food court. Spent 2 hours on 3 different days watching the world go by. I was in no danger of hurting myself turning my head quickly watching a hot woman walk past because I swear they are all so fat.[/QUOTE]So, your a middle aged chubby, balding white guy with teeth so bad you went there to get them all pulled out. You went and hung around the parks looking for hot college chicks and all you found was women their with there children. Most women anywhere have the ice cream scoops after popping out a few kids. I'm sorry, but you were doomed to fail. Nicaragua is no Dominican Republic. I was in Managua 4 weeks ago and had a great time as usual. I had 3 very attractive women in 3 days. Yes I knew 2 from previous trips but met the third in a bar on a Sunday afternoon. It is very hard to score in Nicaragua if you don't speak Spanish. Mine has much to be desired, but I have built many relationships there over the years. Take no offense from what I wrote, and better luck in the future my friend!
My trip was mostly recon to see if I return or not.
I am slightly chubby in the tummy area meaning I am not of athletic build anymore. Still have all my hair. I was tired of my teeth and the dentist's BS of trying to rob their customers such as requiring a panoramic x-ray for new patients or if you have not had one for a few years. I know a guy that went in for a cleaning and they told him he had to have a full x-ray because he had insurance. I would rather just make the jump to implants once my bones heal.
I was not trying to score a lot because of my missing teeth. I look stupid. I went to see if their were many girls available and of what quality. I found very few available and the quality low. The 2 guys I ran into thought the same and had been there years prior. You (Ready Ru) said it yourself that Nicaragua is no Dominican Republic. I went to Sosua in DR for only 6 days because food poisoning when I was in Nicaragua and it is no Thailand or Philippines. Not even close. Nicaragua sucked. Dominican Republic is 10 times better than NIC. Thailand / Philippines are 10 times better than DR. I base this on quality and sheer numbers of hotels, food, and women available.
You (Ready Ru) spent 4 weeks there. You know the language and had been there several times before and yet you only hooked up with one new girl in 4 weeks. That is funny because 1) my first time there 2) I did not know Spanish 3) I had no teeth and I still had 2 new girls over your 1. That would verify my story that there is little there to find. I posted a pic of one of the 3 girls (granted it was the best one) I was with with prices for each of their company. Please do the same.
Nicaragua is not a place to do numbers. That is a clear fact. Simply look at the number of posts and pixs of Nicaragua.
Your right, Nicaragua sucks
[QUOTE=LoveItHere69;2073029]I am slightly chubby in the tummy area meaning I am not of athletic build anymore. Still have all my hair. I was tired of my teeth and the dentist's BS of trying to rob their customers such as requiring a panoramic x-ray for new patients or if you have not had one for a few years. I know a guy that went in for a cleaning and they told him he had to have a full x-ray because he had insurance. I would rather just make the jump to implants once my bones heal.
I was not trying to score a lot because of my missing teeth. I look stupid. I went to see if their were many girls available and of what quality. I found very few available and the quality low. The 2 guys I ran into thought the same and had been there years prior. You (Ready Ru) said it yourself that Nicaragua is no Dominican Republic. I went to Sosua in DR for only 6 days because food poisoning when I was in Nicaragua and it is no Thailand or Philippines. Not even close. Nicaragua sucked. Dominican Republic is 10 times better than NIC. Thailand / Philippines are 10 times better than DR. I base this on quality and sheer numbers of hotels, food, and women available.
You (Ready Ru) spent 4 weeks there. You know the language and had been there several times before and yet you only hooked up with one new girl in 4 weeks. That is funny because 1) my first time there 2) I did not know Spanish 3) I had no teeth and I still had 2 new girls over your 1. That would verify my story that there is little there to find. I posted a pic of one of the 3 girls (granted it was the best one) I was with with prices for each of their company. Please do the same.
Nicaragua is not a place to do numbers. That is a clear fact. Simply look at the number of posts and pixs of Nicaragua.[/QUOTE]Nicaragua sucks. Everyone stay away. Quite driving the prices up. LOL. Don't have time for a pissing contest my friend. You are generally correct in your statements. When I go to DR Women are stacked on top of themselves. I have never been to Asia (and I'm sure its awesome), because it takes me only a couple of hours to reach DR or Central America. Let me correct you in your response to me. I was in Managua my last trip for 3 days only. Not for 4 weeks. I spent the first to days with Two women at the same time, as I usually do. The third day I let them go and met the new one. I have posted several photos in the past and feel there is nothing left to prove. You are obviously a man of means by your lengthy travels, and I congratulate you.
