How to win friends and influence people
Got to love this cohort of Jakarta adventurers that want the proscriptive adventure based on google translate. Will you kiss me? Will you give me BJ? ,You must give me good service. What are you buying? A horse?
Starting out with a list of demands on google translate is a sure fire way to kill the mood. Ditto for paying the mami, she don't care unless you have history with her. The last customer wanted chubby, the next one small. How on earth is she meant to be able second guess your already convoluted needs as shown to her on your phone screen.
Here's a tip. Floss your teeth, lose the beer belly, smile like you mean it, dress nicely and relax. There are some magnificent experiences to be had in Jakarta where those little hotties can be writhing in pleasure. But standing there interviewing the girls like King Pring is highly unlikely to get you there. Whether you like it or not, attraction is still part of the chemistry even in these places.