On PL, use the word "fun" strategically
[QUOTE=Goferring;3027326]Most girls state publically that they want a serious relationship but are still open to hook ups in private. I think that many try to get their foot in the door then try to change the guy's mind. Many are concerned about impressions should friends or family see their profile.
Most of the time it's best to remain respectful. I typically say that I'm not looking for a relationship but it's always good to meet new friends. Avoid a straight cash for gash offer unless she is clearly on the game. Maybe even include a introductory meal. It doesn't have to be fancy but many will be reluctant to meet straight away in your room. You could even tie in your birthday, saying that you don't want to celebrate alone. Don't be surprised if a more mature lady offers to cook for you.
I always get better results when I make contact while in town in my hotel, not at home intending to arrive next month.
Good luck. G.[/QUOTE]Saying you are looking for "fun dates" is a PL code for hookups and not relationships. You may see profiles from women who say "not interested in fun. " If you want to appear to be looking for an ongoing thing, don't say "fun" in your profile.
And I like the idea of saying "always good to make new friends. " Helps you look like a "gentleman" instead of a monger, even if you just want poke as much as possible.
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Not a One Time Password / My Life's Work / For the Muff-Lover
Twiglet invited me into the depths. Unfortunately (or fortunately) she was suffering from a case of OTP (Overly-Tight Poonana). The session lasted about 4 minutes. Its not often a feller gets into such a tight jam. I was inspired to new heights (and a fast finish). Unfortunately when it finally deflated and fell out of her, a large dose of Westy-vax was also ejected from the OTP, thus requiring several more "Re-Vacc" sessions to get her properly inoculated.
Absolute Crazy few days in Makati
Just got home yesterday after spending the last 7 days in Makati. It's been a crazy. For reference, I'm 24 year old and work in a big tech company. As this is my first time visiting Philippines, I made a post on this forum and some people suggested that I stay in Makati, so I decided to head there from the airport. I asked some police officer about taxi and he suggested that I download grab, and it worked out well. Hotel was around $130 a night. I pay for 3 nights and on my way up the elevator, I see a Japanese man with a girl going up as well. The girl start talking to me "sir, where're you from" LOL, I immediately knew that was a working girl. I answer, and then she ask me for my name. I said, "why you asking for my name, you trynna come to my room", LOL. We all laugh. I didn't have Whatsapp set up on my temporary number, so I get her number and promise to message her later. Go to the room, shower, and I'm very tired. I need sleep but I'm feeling that excitement so I don't think I could sleep without busting a nut. So, I come down, tip the security guard 300 and ask him for directions to the bars. I looked on google maps so I had some idea too. Only a few block away, many streetwalkers. They literally start pulling my hand. Problem is, some of them either got that old face, plastic surgery or look like ladyboys. I'm like nahh. So I probably had to escape like 15 of these before I made it to the first bar. I see a bar called Mayson or something similar. I remember somebody here recommended me that bar. I walk in, pretty empty and dark and loud. Probably 15 girls dancing. Kinda nervous. Mamasan comes to me. She asked me what I wanted to drink. I said just give me any, I think it was vodka. She start asking me where I'm from and I look young blah blah. She asks me to go closer to the dance bar and look at the girls. I ask her to just bring me a good one because I don't feel like selecting one rn. She gets me a 21 year old; doesn't look Asian tbh, looks more Hispanic. Not bad. She starts grinding on me ofc. So I ask if she wants a drink and ofc she wants one. Then mama goes "you buy mama a drink" I'm like sure. Now the other lady, I think the waitress, wants a drink too. I'm like sure, whatever. Then mama takes my hand place it on her boobs. I give them a squeeze or two. The girl takes my other hand and place it down her pussy. At this point, I'm rock hard. So I ask that I want to take her to my hotel, and how much the barfine. They go like 4200 plus the girl's pay. I'm like how much is the girl's pay, she asks for 10 k. I'm like dammm. Ok, 4 k and go get dressed. They try to bargain ofc, and I say no. I already know I'm overpaying, LOL. The bill came out to be like 5700 or something like that, I hand over 6 k, and I don't get anything back. Now somebody from the kitchen came out with a sign asking for tip. I'm like wtf. Ok, fine, just take the leftover money from my bill. They're like no, that's the tip for the waitress. I'm like wtf. So I give them another 200. At this point the girl dresses up and we head out, and now the securities outside with another sign asking for a tip. I'm like wtf is this place bruh. Ok, another 200. Take the girl to the hotel, and she wants to shower. Okay sure. I haven't had sex in a while so you know, I'm excited. Initially, I promised myself that I won't get a BJ from any of the working girls but I forget that ofc. She pulls down my pant and she goes like soooooo big. I'm like whattu mean? I'm literally 7 inches on a good day. I'm like how do you fuck the Africans / Black people, she's like no black man in her pussy. Oh okay, sure whatever you say LOL. So I get a BJ for like 1 minute and I'm ready. I fucked her for like 20 minutes solid at different positions. She was engaged for the first 15 minutes but how I see her getting bored and her face was showing. So I'm trynna focus and bust because I'm feeling bad for her. Combination of condom and the fact that I did not get sleep, making it hard to finish but I still manage to finish. Hand her 5 k and ask her if she wants to go for food. Ofc she does. She takes me to some places she says is famous there. Shitty food honestly but bill comes to be 3 k. Okay, I come home, sleep and the next day, I I'm sick asf. I'm embarrassed to say but it was Diarrhea. I didn't even think about that, otherwise I would've taken Pepto Bismol with me. Well, my whole body hurts, I have fever and the usual diarrhea symptoms. I took some cookies, chips and candies from home and that's what I eat the whole day. The diarrhea situation gets better because I have barely any food in my stomach but I'm feeling lightheaded, sleep schedule is messed up and just felt very bad overall. Toward the afternoon I download PinaLove, setup a profile and buy premium. Well holy shit, I start getting bombarded with requests. Ofc, some of them mention they cost money. Long story short, I fucked a total of 13 girls in the next 6 days. I was running a marathon. Youngest one was 20 and the oldest one was probably 40 (she catfished me bad) she said she was 27 and then came to my room. Didn't let me check her ID but I suspect she was 40. I didn't want to fuck her but she started crying and I felt bad so I decided to fuck her. Idk why I took her to my room after seeing that it's clearly a catfish but I did. Rookie mistake. I offered her 3 k to just leave and then again, she started telling me all the sob story. So I decided to fuck her. Ngl, she fucked the shit out of me. I could not keep up, holy shit. Literal freak. On top of that she was on her period. Got her blood all over the bed ofc, yuck. After like 30 minutes, I tell her the condom is making it difficult for me to finish and she says I can go without condom and ask if I'm clean. I'm like yea so she says go in but don't come inside. I go in and literally 3 thrusts later, I come to my senses. Wtf, I literally forgot about my oath that no entry to a vag without condom. So I put another condom on, and go for another 10 min and finish. Throw 7 k at her and she's asking for more because I promised her food before she arrived, so 1 k more. Kick her out and I'm trynna process what just happened. Holy shit, my depression hits. Now I'm thinking, what if she gets pregnant and what if she had hiv or other stds. The worst part is, how the fuck did I just fall for this catfish. It's like I wasn't thinking with my brain. Ofc I start searching around on google and chatgpt about her probably of getting pregnant from pre-cum with factoring in things like she's on her period, she's 40 years old and I wiped down my pp before going raw for a few seconds. Low chance, probably 1 in a thousand but there still a chance. Depression hits soo hard and I cannot sleep. No food in my stomach, physically sick and I'm panicking hard. Depression gets to the point where if I had my handy dandy glocky nine-teeny with me, it could've been a different story. But then I convince myself I cannot die out here because then my religious parents will find out what I was doing here and they probably won't survive the shock knowing that I was sinning out here and going to hell. Also, I'm going to be doing blood test in a month or so, hopefully the results doesn't cause more depression. Ok, also I realized that not eating food is causing my depression to get worse and worse and I also need to go take medicine for my stomach. Next day, I go to a pharmacy and the pharmacist lady gave me some liquid vile. "This is best for diarrhea" she said. Okay but I'm reading the labels and it said not FDA (FDA that was if I remember correctly) approved and for therapeutic claims only. Gut restore, probiotics or some shit. I searched online and not much info about that honestly. Whatever, I take it and get some food. At this point, I feel sick, I look sick, and my whole body hurts. Having marathon sex ain't helping either. I'm not enjoying sex anymore because my pp hurts bad but I'm still bringing in 2 girls per day on average because I just want to meet new girls. Half of them asked for money up front (5 k to 10 k). Some of them, didn't ask for money and didn't want to take it but if I liked the girl, I gave her 10 k minimum, literally begged them to take the money because I know that they could use the money better than I could. Some of them, I took out to eat but I didn't eat most of the time because my stomach situation. Failed to finish 3 times with three different girls because I was having sex 2 3 time a day while being physically sick. But I was enjoying having soo many girls, different personalities, different sized boobs. Some of them had inverted nippies, and those were the best. I feel bad that some of the girls thought I'd be their BF, support them financially, LOL. Some of them are blowing up my What'sapp with "Hey", "hey babe", "babe I miss you" and other emotional messages but it's good that it's in a different phone and my notifications are silenced. Maybe I'll keep this number for 4-5 months to see if any of them got preggo. If not, I'll deactivate the number. Well, I'm not concerned about that except for that one catfish. I bet he hotel staffers and the cleaning people are very happy with me because I probably tipped them 4-5 k total in 7 days. Idk if some of them wanted to fuck me or just giving me those vibe because of the money, but you know I was getting soo much puss, that I didn't really want to make them a part of this mess. One time, I sent myself money and went to go pick up from Cebuna but got lost because GPS is not accurate. Ended up seeing literal human shit on the road. Smelly asf everywhere. Very hot and humid ofc. Threw up in the car ofc. The Grub driver was nice. I gave him 6 k and apologized many times. Including the flight I spent a total of $7. 4 K for this trip. I know that's little more than I thought I'd spend but whatever. Lost almost 10 pounds (I always weigh in empty stomach) but I'm soooo happy to be home where the car doesn't smell and roads are much cleaner, less trafficy. Honestly, this trip made me realize how bad some people have it, in terms of poverty, living conditions and other things. I wasn't born in this country so this made me appreciate Uncle Sam and thanked him for saving me honestly. I might need to take off work for the next 2 days. Would I go back to PH? Yes but not staying in Manila. I rather take flight from Manila to somewhere else on the same day. I wanted to spend 3 days in Manila and go to a beach later but I knew I'd get even sicker if I sat in a car for that long. Many things I regret but this was a good lesson for me. I got to learn some things the hard way and I have much better idea of what to avoid and how to handle situations better. I'm sure I'm take many more trips over the next few years, and report crazy experiences, if I'm still alive. I still have a week more vacation left this year and I'm thinking about going to Colombia. Ahh, maybe I should avoid that country until I have big more experience. Maybe I'll go to India and get some of the Curry Cannons if you know what I mean. I've seen videos of some of them with massive Cannons. LOL. Alright enough talk. Thanks for reading my rant. Until next time, that's if there is a next time.
To tip big? Or not to tip big. ?
Great descriptive Phils-freshman report! Some thoughts.
[QUOTE=Sinclair3;3027730]The girl start talking to me "sir, where're you from" LOL, I immediately knew that was a working girl. I answer, and then she ask me for my name. I said, "why you asking for my name, you trynna come to my room", LOL. We all laugh. I didn't have Whatsapp set up on my temporary number, so I get her number and promise to message her later. [/QUOTE]One of the unexpected joys of Phils: Complete strangers engage you in conversation. And pinay might be overly suggestive at times. Be careful the ladyboy. Smile!
[QUOTE=Sinclair3;3027730]I probably had to escape like 15 of these before I made it to the first bar. I see a bar called Mayson or something similar. [/QUOTE]Maison. For other newbs reference, Burgos St, corner Badajos St.
[QUOTE=Sinclair3;3027730]She gets me a 21 year old; doesn't look Asian tbh, looks more Hispanic. Not bad. [/QUOTE]Probably looks a bit Mexican / Latina (slightly thicker body than asian, wider nose). "The far-east Mexico". The Spaniards were here.
[QUOTE=Sinclair3;3027730]So I ask that I want to take her to my hotel, and how much the barfine. They go like 4200 plus the girl's pay. I'm like how much is the girl's pay, she asks for 10 k. I'm like dammm. [/QUOTE]Ya that's about twice the girl's normal asking amount. Guessing from your reporting here that they smelled your FOB-ness (Fresh Off the Bus).
[QUOTE=Sinclair3;3027730]Now somebody from the kitchen came out with a sign asking for tip. I'm like wtf. [/QUOTE]Once again, Mexico-east. Its common to ask for a 'lucky tip', or give any reason to ask for one, even when the person has done nothing (or almost nothing) for you. You are about to enter some business, and a complete stranger jumps in front of you and opens the door so you can enter. Not requested by you, but he holds his hand out for a tip. Alternately in Manila you will see beggars open the door for patrons at a convenience store, holding out their hand for a tip for a service that you didn't want or request.
[QUOTE=Sinclair3;3027730]Ok, fine, just take the leftover money from my bill. They're like no, that's the tip for the waitress. I'm like wtf. So I give them another 200. [/QUOTE]Same.
[QUOTE=Sinclair3;3027730]At this point the girl dresses up and we head out, and now the securities outside with another sign asking for a tip. I'm like wtf is this place bruh. Ok, another 200. [/QUOTE]I spy a theme here. Expect to see more of it.
[QUOTE=Sinclair3;3027730]Toward the afternoon I download PinaLove, setup a profile and buy premium. Well holy shit, I start getting bombarded with requests. Ofc, some of them mention they cost money. Long story short, I fucked a total of 13 girls in the next 6 days. I was running a marathon. Youngest one was 20 and the oldest one was probably 40 [/QUOTE]Oh, to be young again. Go stud, go!
[QUOTE=Sinclair3;3027730](she catfished me bad) she said she was 27 and then came to my room. Didn't let me check her ID but I suspect she was 40. I didn't want to fuck her but she started crying and I felt bad so I decided to fuck her. [/QUOTE]They say you don't really know a Filipinas age until. . . You see her social security check. Did you notice any menopause meds in her purse? Smile.
[QUOTE=Sinclair3;3027730]Idk why I took her to my room after seeing that it's clearly a catfish but I did. Rookie mistake. I offered her 3 k to just leave and then again, she started telling me all the sob story. So I decided to fuck her. Ngl, she fucked the shit out of me. I could not keep up, holy shit. Literal freak. On top of that she was on her period. Got her blood all over the bed ofc, yuck. After like 30 minutes, I tell her the condom is making it difficult for me to finish and she says I can go without condom and ask if I'm clean. I'm like yea so she says go in but don't come inside. I go in and literally 3 thrusts later, I come to my senses. Wtf, I literally forgot about my oath that no entry to a vag without condom. So I put another condom on, and go for another 10 min and finish. [/QUOTE]Keeps getting better with every sentence!
[QUOTE=Sinclair3;3027730]Throw 7 k at her and she's asking for more because I promised her food before she arrived, so 1 k more. Kick her out and I'm trynna process what just happened. Holy shit, my depression hits. Now I'm thinking, what if she gets pregnant and what if she had hiv or other stds. The worst part is, how the fuck did I just fall for this catfish. It's like I wasn't thinking with my brain. [/QUOTE]"One Night in Bangkok (makes a hard man humble!) -- Murray Head.
[QUOTE=Sinclair3;3027730]I searched online and not much info about that honestly. Whatever, I take it and get some food. At this point, I feel sick, I look sick, and my whole body hurts. [/QUOTE]Loperamide (anti-diarrheal), available any pharmacy OTC. Works quickly and well. One pill usually does the trick (well, that's what I heard in the grapevine).
[QUOTE=Sinclair3;3027730]Having marathon sex ain't helping either. [/QUOTE]Raining on my parade here.
[QUOTE=Sinclair3;3027730]I'm not enjoying sex anymore because my pp hurts bad but I'm still bringing in 2 girls per day on average because I just want to meet new girls. SNIP Failed to finish 3 times with three different girls because I was having sex 2 3 time a day while being physically sick. But I was enjoying having soo many girls, different personalities, different sized boobs. Some of them had inverted nippies, and those were the best. [/QUOTE]Did it occur to you that you contracted something from one of the girls? Doctor's checkups are cheap and prescriptions are easy.