2006 Bangkok Reports

[QUOTE=BuleDaddy]WOW,

4 before Midnight and 3 after. Some deaths and serious injuries. One went off right by Pratunum by the Klong Tuey Bridge near that seafood restaurant.

One in Kao San road, where all the Backpackers go.

fugg-it.....I'm more scared of the methed out cabbies, or having klong water thrown in my face during the songkran. If I was an expat I'd be more scared of an ex-bargirl wife poisoning me to cash in.[/QUOTE]
Based on some sources,The Jammah Islamia forces under pressure from US,Philippine and Indonesian Security forces have decided to relocate to somewhere friendlier with less security.I am sure that Thailand and Bangkok will eventually adapt to the new Security enviroment.Expect the Security. Metal detectors,Bomb sniffer Dogs that are standard in Philippine Malls and Hotels.But you get used to it.Happy new year

While walking around the extremely busy food court of Siam Paragon last Saturday night, the thought occurred to me how easy it would be for some crazie to create havoc. 100% security is almost impossible with all those people in one place. If the situation gets more serious as Cebu Local suggests, then I would pick and choose my play spots more carefully.

On the other hand, I agree with BuleDaddy that it is a matter of relative safety or danger. On my way to the airport last night just before the bombings, my cab driver was:
-Driving a car with extremely poor shocks and brake pads so worn I could hear metal rubbing against metal.
-Driving like a race car driver weaving in & out of traffic.
-Tailgating like a dare-devil.

As we approached the airport I felt my chances of survival rapidly improving the closer we got and as traffic thinned. During that ride I would have felt safer standing in front of the Central World Plaza. Then finally, I had to direct the nit-wit to "Departures" when he was about to veer towards "Arrivals".

Does anyone know about the possibility of a subway or Skytrain extension to the airport? Just wishful thinking I guess.

[QUOTE=BuleDaddy]WOW,

4 before Midnight and 3 after. Some deaths and serious injuries. One went off right by Pratunum by the Klong Tuey Bridge near that seafood restaurant.

One in Kao San road, where all the Backpackers go.

fugg-it.....I'm more scared of the methed out cabbies, or having klong water thrown in my face during the songkran. If I was an expat I'd be more scared of an ex-bargirl wife poisoning me to cash in.[/QUOTE]
Media reported:
One bomb at Pratunam Pier on Saen Saeb Canal bridge (Ratchaprarop Road) near "Best Sea Foods" also just north of World Trade Centre and Big C. I'm not sure that this little bridge is likely to be called 'Khlong Toey bridge' as Khlong Toey area is South of Sukhumwit road and East of the Expressway down to the port and doesn't come as far as Pratunam (however could be quite wrong since I don't know the name of the bridge)
Also a bomb just down the road in public phone box near pedestrian overpass between Kaysorn Plaza and Central World Plaza (was called World Trade Centre)
Also a bomb at Chinese temple in Khlong Toey
Also at the Victory Monument
and others.

The RR right of way is still there but no rail line was built. They blame it on the '98 economic crisis but in reality they would never deprive the drivers that ride to the airport, where they get a nice fare out and nice return fare. The same goes with any airport in the p4p world that I can think of. In the PI, they dismantled all the trains except for about 1,000 kilometers on Luzon.

But right seafood restaurant. Great intersection there at Pratunum. At the Indra Grand they have the best Irish Coffees.

[QUOTE=BuleDaddy]The RR right of way is still there but no rail line was built. They blame it on the '98 economic crisis but in reality they would never deprive the drivers that ride to the airport, where they get a nice fare out and nice return fare. The same goes with any airport in the p4p world that I can think of. In the PI, they dismantled all the trains except for about 1,000 kilometers on Luzon.[/QUOTE]

?? The railroad runs by the Donmuang airport on the other side of the road. In fact, there is a train stop right there (of course, the SCHEDULE leaves a little to be desired) just go out of the terminal, turn right and cross over the overpass and over the tracks to get there (of course with the airport shut down for pax, it won't do a lot of good) you mean SKYTRAIN??

[QUOTE=Ralph Kramden]

Does anyone know about the possibility of a subway or Skytrain extension to the airport? Just wishful thinking I guess.[/QUOTE]

It's in the works but won't be done for a couple of years The airport station will be underground at "gate 8" inside by the food court

A problem shared is, well, a problem.

I'll be in Bangkok for 5 days in Feb and I have the following carnal choices:

- I can fly in a cutie from Vietnam who will give me the whole GFE live-in experience. Very attractive and there is guaranteed service for the whole time. Although not of the highest standard, but its there on demand. And damn, she loves walking round the hotel room in nothing more than a pair of panties. Overall cost probably equivalent to 3 days to find and catch a bar girl. To add confusion, I'm quite fond of her.

- Or enjoy yet again the sensations (sight, sound, taste and feel) of Bangkok unfettered. With that comes the offer of GFE experiences from a cute girl from Dollhouse I've kept in contact with as well as the chance to re-acquiant with a couple or 3 of BG trysts from September and a previous FR. And the chance to roam freely thru BG, Soi Cowboy and other new haunts I've seen reported. But no fucks guaranteed.

Decisions, decisions.

BTW. Any comments on Natural Ville Apartments, Patumwan?

Pulse

[QUOTE=Mick Licker]Well I am not sure its "dehydration". You were downing lime juices and water...[/quote]By my non-scientific count, I expelled around 35 liters of pristine mineral water out my ass. I drank four liters of bottled water, and had 8 12 oz. lime juices (some fortified with Gin) and lost 8 pounds. Trust me, it was dehydration. The old medical saw, "if you don´t have to [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url], you are dehydrated" is germane. I had gone two days without [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord112][CodeWord112][/url].

[quote]So I suggest: Plenty of sleep, cut down the alcohol (or even try going tee-totaller on just some days)[/quote]I enjoy sleep, good advice. Booze? Heresy my dear forum mate! Why sacrifice one elixer of life for another? ;)

[quote]...plenty of fluids, do it early in the day, cut the number of sex sessions per day a little, try one of the herbal pills that assist "mens function" (come fluid), choose known girls that perform brilliantly, and finally enjoy the full sex session (even if orgasm is weak or non-existant).[/QUOTE]
Well, I guess if I was worried about impressing the ladies with my ejaculate, that would be good advice. Simple me, I just want to enjoy myself. ;)
While it IS very nice to truly empty an over-filled sack, orgasm is not the problem, regardless the amount of ejaculate. YMMV.

I agree that multiple shots are more of a chore after a certain age, but within the last year, I have had a provider extract 5 in an 18 hour period. While this may seem unimpressive to some, to me, without having to resort to vitamin V, five was one hell of a number. I am not 18 ( or 35 ) anymore. :)

Day Seven, the penultimate.

Someone once (sorry, I don´t remember who) had written that you should book an Eden girl for your first and last day in Bangkok, thus ensuring a pleasant start and a pleasant ending to your trip. Damned good advice.

In my case, while I did not start my trip with an Eden lady, I was certainly going to finish with one.

After reading so much about the Eden club, I suspected I would find what I was looking for. While one could take 16 ladies, a bag of Viagra and a lifetime´s worth of fantasy from the Eden club, I was looking for nothing more than excellent service.

Awakening (missed breakfast again) at a decent hour, once again, I met my friend at the Bier Garten Soi 7. My only tasks for the day were meeting up with my buddy, picking up some shirts and pants from George the tailor on Soi 15 (Highly recommended) and booking an Eden lady for my last night in BKK.

The BGS7 was, as always, a treasure of human experience. Forget the UN, BGS7 shows that we all can "just get along."

Some of these girls are absolute treasures. I actually found myself trying to negotiate a barfine for my friend. The girl played along wonderfully. I extolled his virtues, and she was charmed, but sadly "would have to go to ATM machine" to get his barfine money.

Laughing my ass off (this woman was a gem) we all had a lively and enjoyable conversation. Thailand embodied, in one lady who knew how to laugh at the absurd. I now think I understand the concept of sanook. Indeed, an American punter sitting next to me (good heart, if nosy) interjected that my friend should not be paying barfines here (thank you Mr. Obvious!) and I had to explain to him that we were negotiating my friend´s barfine, not hers! Again, a good laugh all around.

If this kind of situation exists in any other part of the world, please let me know. It was a BKK moment worth remembering.

What the heck is it that causes some to want to build a lifelong friendship, including detailed life history exchanges based upon nothing more than the fact that we are both hoisting a drink at noon? I have no doubt that this was a fine man etc, but what possessed him to try to become my bosom buddy in five minutes is beyond me.

Another amazing discovery was the 39 year old girl (!) and yes, her ID card checked out. While I am no carnival age guesser, I would have said 27, tops. I appreciate that Asian ladies can look quite a bit younger than they actually are, but goodness me, what a lovely lady, with a (clothed) very young looking body. At the other end of the scale, I saw a few little spinners who looked to be about 14, one of whom was attached to a man resembling my (long dead) grandfather. Yikes.

We then departed for Soi 7/1 and the Eden club. I failed to mention it before in these reports that I had stopped by the Boo-Sa-Bar (right next to the Eden Club) and found it to be a relaxed and very pleasant place to have a drink. One of the girls was only too happy to run to the nearest 7/11 to buy me a top-up card for my 1-2-Go Sim card, and the owner was a very pleasant gent who flattered me by suggesting I was Canadian.

You really can run into some seriously nice folks in BKK.

At all events, we entered the famous Eden club. Described as "small," I found it palatial compared to the likes of the SOL.
After reading so much about it, I wondered if it would be an intimidating place. Not at all. Having read about guys walking back and forth without entering, fearing the jeers from the street, I can only posit that they were feeling very sheepish or are seriously repressed. If anyone paid me the slightest attention on Soi 7/1, it was bargirls attempting to tempt me, nobody else, or a guy on a motorcycle trying to hit me.

OK, to be brutal about it, there were no total stunners in evidence, BUT, I did see a healthy pack of nice, friendly, cute TG´s, all of whom had at least a decent smile for a sad sack like me.

After explaining that no, I had not been there before, and that yes, I did understand the concept, the lineup happened in moments ( I did not bother with a drink) and I became seriously concerned... who do you pick? Marc and Bruce were absent, and though the Mamasan was very pleasant, I did not want to enter into negotiations with 15 girls waiting on my sorry ass. Besides, I did not have any really specific needs to be filled, I was not in the market for midget triplets who will let me fondle their toes. Twins would have been sufficient.

The famous yellow line was not too useful to me personally since anal is not any kind of priority with me, and besides, the left side girls were way the hell and gone at the end of the bar, while the righties were in a nice semi-circle around me. Not wanting to look like an inspecting officer, reviewing the troops, I spent perhaps 2 minutes scanning the available ladies. I had a nice smile on my face, but to be honest, I was not looking for any "come hither" looks from the girls.

This may sound brutal, but since I knew they were all capable of excellent service, I was less than concerned with what they wanted, and simply chose someone who pleased my eye. I also knew, though they did not, that I was a harmless type, and was not going to hurt them in any way (beyond them having to sleep with me, torture enough.)

I picked a nice looking girl from the right of the yellow line by asking the mamasan if the third from the right would be amenable to an overnight with your humble servant. I have no idea if there was any option on her part, but I did make the request in that format. If she had demurred, I would not have been at all put off. I could not understand the short conversation between the mamsan and the lady, but it did seem to take the form of a question, not a command.

It would appear the young lady was agreeable to my offer. The mamasan offered me the possibility to either pay now or in the hotel, and with my keen sense of the obvious fully intact, I knew she preferred to be paid right then and there. The reputation of the establishment was such that I had no problem forking over the 3k Baht (still floors me, the value for money on offer here) on the spot. I smiled at the chosen lady, bade her farewell for now, and left with a good premonition. Later, I was proved correct in my snap assessment.

By now, it was time for a pre-dinner nap. Dinner was scheduled for an earlier than normal hour as I now had my Eden booking for 10pm at my hotel. NB. The bookings for outcall are strictly 10pm until 6am. More about this later.

Dinner at the Big Mango ( I really like this place.) Decent burger, and the ham and cheese spring rolls were an interesting fusion treat. I especially liked the nice attitude of the service girls, not hassling anyone for drinks (but happy to take one) and just being pleasant company though never intrusive. The view over the zoo is worth it too.

I really enjoyed observing all the bg´s stopping by the shrine (s) before heading off to work. I found myself wondering exactly what were they praying for? and I reflected again on the visible human side to this daunting place of business. Later, my reverent philosophical bubble was well and truly burst when I was reliably informed that they were praying, in the main, for "good money tonight" and "good luck," in the form of "good money tonight." So much for world peace and social justice.

Next it was off to Soi Cowboy again for a drink and an eyeful. I had been prodded to complain to the Doll House over the dud BG from the other night, and in the end, I was glad I did. I got the feeling that this particular lady is not unknown for such antics. The Mamasan (actually an extremely light on his feet young man) was more than helpful, and refunded my barfine from the other night without question. I was impressed. Sadly, this was not all down to me, but to the connections my friend had, which lent veracity to my tale of woe. Ended up fine in any case. They did the right thing, and so did I.

I will not "out" this girl in the FR simply because I feel the problem will be dealt with. If you are seriously concerned about the potential dud in the Doll house, PM me and I will give you her name, number and a link to her photo.

Interestingly, it was suggested to me that if I really wanted a nicer girl, they were to be found at Nana vice Cowboy. This sort of went against my intuition (more tourist types, if that is possible, at NEP imho) but my impeccable source was quite serious. Hmm, something to contemplate for next trip.

I also posed a question about the ping-pong ball thing. I thought it was degrading, watching girls scramble for 20 baht tokens, just a little to high and mighty for my tastes, but the response from my expert local was typically Thai-pragmatic. These girls are not very sophisticated (beyond their obvious go-go "spot and milk the ATM" skills) and this was just a little extra money for them (very little) and broke up the monotony of the pole shuffle a little bit. Ok, I was wrong, got to keep things in context.

I was now headed back to the RP to turn off the AC in anticipation of the arrival of my Eden girl.


I will continue this FR as Day Seven v.2 tomorrow as there is much more to report.

[QUOTE=Pulse]
- I can fly in a cutie from Vietnam who will give me the whole GFE live-in experience. Very attractive and there is guaranteed service for the whole time. Although not of the highest standard, but its there on demand. And damn, she loves walking round the hotel room in nothing more than a pair of panties. Overall cost probably equivalent to 3 days to find and catch a bar girl. To add confusion, I'm quite fond of her.

- Or enjoy yet again the sensations (sight, sound, taste and feel) of Bangkok unfettered. With that comes the offer of GFE experiences from a cute girl from Dollhouse I've kept in contact with as well as the chance to re-acquiant with a couple or 3 of BG trysts from September and a previous FR. And the chance to roam freely thru BG, Soi Cowboy and other new haunts I've seen reported. But no fucks guaranteed.

Pulse[/QUOTE]

Why not do both? Spend the first night enjoying all Bangkok has to offer then fly your girl in for the last two days.

PIT

[QUOTE=Dinghy]?? The railroad runs by the Donmuang airport on the other side of the road. In fact, there is a train stop right there (of course, the SCHEDULE leaves a little to be desired) just go out of the terminal, turn right and cross over the overpass and over the tracks to get there (of course with the airport shut down for pax, it won't do a lot of good) you mean SKYTRAIN??[/QUOTE]

I don't think I ever saw an actual train go by at the Airport. Maybe there are tracks there. But you know what I mean about most Airports not having rail service? Lima, Rio, Jakarta, and Bangkok are all big capitals w/o rail like you have at La Guardia or Kennedy. You are forced to take cabs both ways.

Pulse, I would say, it really depends just how fond of the Vietnamese girl you really are, and whether you are actually trying to take that somewhere beyond the hobby. Flying her in to visit you from another nearby country would probably signal that a real, non-professional relationship is in the offing. As to whether this is good, well obviously, you and she are the ones who need to make that call, not us hobbyists on the board.

If it's just for the sex, then I would simply take the chance to experience the variety of opportunities that Bangkok has to offer - believe me, there is no shortage, and you will almost surely find that your own body is the limiting factor in your adventures. 3 days to find a suitable bar girl? That's at least 2.9 days more than you realistically will require, and at least 2 days more than you will need to interview multiple candidates for the position. No fucks guaranteed? In Bangkok? Don't be silly.




[QUOTE=Pulse]A problem shared is, well, a problem.

I'll be in Bangkok for 5 days in Feb and I have the following carnal choices:

- I can fly in a cutie from Vietnam who will give me the whole GFE live-in experience. Very attractive and there is guaranteed service for the whole time. Although not of the highest standard, but its there on demand. And damn, she loves walking round the hotel room in nothing more than a pair of panties. Overall cost probably equivalent to 3 days to find and catch a bar girl. To add confusion, I'm quite fond of her.

- Or enjoy yet again the sensations (sight, sound, taste and feel) of Bangkok unfettered. With that comes the offer of GFE experiences from a cute girl from Dollhouse I've kept in contact with as well as the chance to re-acquiant with a couple or 3 of BG trysts from September and a previous FR. And the chance to roam freely thru BG, Soi Cowboy and other new haunts I've seen reported. But no fucks guaranteed.

Decisions, decisions.

BTW. Any comments on Natural Ville Apartments, Patumwan?

Pulse[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Pulse]A problem shared is, well, a problem.

I'll be in Bangkok for 5 days in Feb and I have the following carnal choices:

- I can fly in a cutie from Vietnam who will give me the whole GFE live-in experience. Very attractive and there is guaranteed service for the whole time. Although not of the highest standard, but its there on demand. And damn, she loves walking round the hotel room in nothing more than a pair of panties. Overall cost probably equivalent to 3 days to find and catch a bar girl. To add confusion, I'm quite fond of her.

- Or enjoy yet again the sensations (sight, sound, taste and feel) of Bangkok unfettered. With that comes the offer of GFE experiences from a cute girl from Dollhouse I've kept in contact with as well as the chance to re-acquiant with a couple or 3 of BG trysts from September and a previous FR. And the chance to roam freely thru BG, Soi Cowboy and other new haunts I've seen reported. But no fucks guaranteed.

Decisions, decisions.

BTW. Any comments on Natural Ville Apartments, Patumwan?

Pulse[/QUOTE]

There are so many for the taking in Bangkok. Bankok girls, Isan Girls, and Chiang Mai girls are all over the place. Whenever I made the mistake of taking a woman from one location to another location, even in the same country the performance level would diminish significantly. A girl great girl I'd get in Pattaya or Chiang Mai would become a nightmare when I'd take her to Bangkok. In their 3rd world minds they feel like they gained control of the situation. I took a Rio girl to Buzios and once a Peruvian coastal beach bunny indian girl to Cuzco and both events stand out as some of the most unpleasant experiences of my life. Plus, Viets and Thais loath each other/.

i heard a few good stories about this place... anyone has has any experiences with this place.. barbara massage, good or bad please lemme know..