Excellent report and funny.
[QUOTE=LoveItHere69;2070412]Stayed in Managua 26 days. Hated it by day 5. Teeth were bad so had them pulled to get dentures. Since I could not speak Spanish talking was useless for me anyways. I am short, mid-40's, clean cut, with a slight tummy.
I heard there are very few foreigners that stay in Managua so the women will flock to you. Bullshit! Very few foreigners at all. Mostly hippie backpackers types that stay a few days and move on and are not in the hunt. I felt invisible. It was said in the postings to try in front of the (Justice Department?) with the fountains across the street from Luis Alfonso Velasquez Park. Never saw any women.
Luis Alfonso Velasquez Park was also mentioned for women. I went twice in the afternoon for 2 hours each trip and tried during the night 3 times for 2 hours each trip. Only saw 5 girls available and did not want. Rate them all 4's. I saw 2 other foreigners looking at the park who walked past me 3 times so I asked them what they had found. The one guy said he was in Managua 7 years ago for 3 months working and the girls were so easy but now so difficult to find. He said the girls at Plaza 101 disco spoke more English than most places but were asking $70+. Not sure ST or LT.
The Park was huge with basketball, volleyball, soccer, baseball, pool closed because building a new one, roller skating area, BMX bike trick area, all kinds of things for the kids to play on, and benches everywhere to watch people walk past, plus seating around all the courts...[/QUOTE]Thanks for the great report and funny as hell! I'll be in Managua later this week and will check it out. Where did you stay?
5 day Nicaraguan monger trip suggestions?
While I know that Colombia and Costa Rica are much better and certainly easier monger destinations, my buddy insists that our next trip be Nicaragua.
Looking for ideas on where to spend 5 days there, with a combination of beach and beauties. Maybe 2 nights Managua and 2 San Juan Del Sur. In Colombia and CR it's easy to rent a great private house and stock it with loving locals, but how do you do that in Nicaragua?