Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

I've tried prettymassage both incall and four hour outcall, but prefer incall due to privacy with neighbors etc. I would definelty recommend Pretty.

Any recommendations for high end luxury massage places where you get what you pay for?

Walked by Oriental on Soi 24 alley and the girls looked bored, hot, and unhappy, so I took a few steps further and checked out Mango. There were many acceptable providers to choose from, so I went inside for a lineup. On the bench already, waiting for the girls to assemble was a young asian dude who looked positively overwhelmed by the gathering opportunity. Ahh, to be young again.

At least 17 girls? Maybe more. No cows, mostly slim body types, and all under 35. I made my choice and headed up to the room. She said her name was Na Cha? Not sure. She didn't seem to want me to know.

Her shower was really weak. She washed my chest, my upper back, and my junk. Zero touching of my ass or legs or undercarriage. This is always a bad sign. She is NOT going to provide any pleasure to those spots.

I towel off and she tells me "sex first then massage". I politely shake my head no and explain that old men like myself need a little more warm-up activity than the shower has provided (especially her WEAK fucking shower skills)! She masks her annoyance but agrees to massage first.

All of you know how the rest went. She rubbed my back and shoulders for about 7 minutes like washing a car, and then said "OK turn over". On the flip she went straight for my dick and started pulling on it like a rubber band, confused as to why it wasnt hard yet. Ugh.

BBBJ wasnt bad although never deeper than the first couple inches. After two minutes of that she lifts her head and says "condom? Despite the fact that my dick is no where near hard enough to do anything with.

I checked on time and realize it's been too long to request a different girl, so I decide to do as best I can with this loser. I convince her to do some more blowjob, then again more until she bitches, and then get her to finish it by hand.

No tip, won't repeat.

Fargler.

[QUOTE=Fargler;3011435]No tip, won't repeat.[/QUOTE]Did you let the cashier know? I now make it a point to complain, and have no remorse sending the girls back. Your money, your choice.

Even if it's too late, changing the girl ensures she does not get the full money for bad service.

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy;3011591]Did you let the cashier know? I now make it a point to complain, and have no remorse sending the girls back. Your money, your choice.

Even if it's too late, changing the girl ensures she does not get the full money for bad service.[/QUOTE]Very good advice, Nic. Cashier wants the feedback as much as we want to give it! But unfortunately, no. She was no where to be found when I came down the stairs. I even waited for a minute or two for her to come out, but finally gave up and left.

Fargler.

Stopped in at Wood bar to see if my favorite girl Fa was working. Of course she is still "back in Isaan". Hmmm. That makes like 5 weeks of holiday? I want HER schedule! Obviously she went somewhere else, and mamasan won't just say it. Annoying! If you just told me I would try to pick another girl.

So I walked, and got assaulted by all the ladyboys between Wood bar and Sukhumvit. On the way in, they see my determination and just kinda let me walk by. But coming back no more than 2 minutes later they KNOW I didn't find what I wanted, and they are doing their best to convince me they are it. They are relentless! (and funny). Alas, I am straight, so I keep moving.

I'm headed to Kasalong or Lolitas, and pulled up short under the Nana BTS escalator. Here is a target I have been trying to hit for weeks. She is sitting outside of Nang Seeda, but I know her from (I think) Mekkhala on Soi 22. We've never hooked up, but I stop and talk to her every time I walk by. We just have lousy timing. Every time I am walking by and see her, I've just come from some other parlor and have to say "I'll see you next time".

Well here she is at Nang Seeda. Apparently the owner has like 7 or 8 shops? She said she was not making enough money at the other place and requested a transfer. Now I know why I couldn't find her.

You young men can move on to the next post. She is at LEAST 45. But has the face of a Polynesian hula girl, big damn mouth, and still enough curves to make me notice. The smile makes me weak in the knees. OK let me be a little more realistic. She has the face of the MOTHER of a Polynesian hula girl. Grandmother?

She quotes an abnormally high price for 1 hour plus hand job, and I wag my tongue like a dog, and upstairs we go. So after the shower and before the massage starts she is hugging and loving and romancing me (standing up) and strips to zero clothes. Bonus! Then more lovey dovey, and she drops to her knees and starts a fantastic BBBJ. As all the blood left my big brain, it made one last attempt at slowing me down and thought "that wasnt on the menu I selected. ". But the little head was doing ALL the thinking now. When I was mostly ready to go, she turned around, bent way over, looked back at me and said "are you sure you don't want more than a handjob"? Ya that was the quickest "Hell ya!" ever to leave my mouth. I dove for the condom, and the geriatric bang-a-thon began.

I'll spare you the details of what occurs between old people. I'm sure it wasnt pretty. But I will comment that she really understood what it took to make me perform well. After clean up she spent the remainder of the time just softly massaging my dick and balls, and kissing my ears.

2500 baht total, 500 went to the house. Not bad! As a reminder to myself, I need to just stick a condom in my pocket every time I leave the hotel. I hate the ones they provide.

Fargler.

[QUOTE=Fargler;3011683]You young men can move on to the next post. She is at LEAST 45.[/QUOTE]Oh you would be surprised. When I arrived in Thailand in my 20's, I found the best sessions to be with older ladies. When they're good at what they do, they take this to another level that younger girls will never understand.

Don't get me wrong, I like young girls (22+) but they just want to go "hard" and get you off. Which now that I am in my 50's is no longer my thing. Unless I'm at a BJ bar.

My younger days visiting RIN at Hana. She was the best at getting you to build up.

So I'm sitting at my new favorite thai restaurant. It's in an alley off of Soi 22 that has Honey Bee, Paradise, Bangkok Passion, Kiss, and one or two more massage parlors. I have mentioned it before. There is one chair that faces the street, and from this vantage point I can casually observe the girls sitting in front of Honey Bee (you can sit outside as well. But I like the A / C).

Last time I wrote I mentioned that there was a lot of heavy girls? I'd like to add more detail:

Some monger walks in to Honey and chats with mama for a bit, then she calls a line-up. Whats interesting is. The girls come to the line-up from all four masage parlors. I have heard the whole alley is owned by the same person? Ya it seems that way. Lucky monger got a much larger selection to choose from than I expected. Bonus!

Also, it was readily apparent that monger is a big titty fan. It looked like a damn boob parade! After he made his selection, the girls turned around to walk back to their seats and I got a good look at LOADS of bouncing-cleavage.

If you are a boob fan, this alley seems like the place to go.

Food is good too. Can't leave out that important detail.

Fargler.

After a disappointing visit to Annies, I went to Aya. Supposed to be one of the best massage places in Bangkok. It was better than Annies, but again not that great. I arrived to a bunch of listless girls laying around the couches, no one seeming in any hurry to greet me. Finally, one of them hands me an ipad with the menu, and the girls line up. No drink, no time to peruse. Followed mama's suggestion and went with Mint and the nuru massage. Decent looking girl. She was attentive and did a decent nuru, but tried like hell not to have sex. Finally she sighed and slid it in. After I finished she spent some time on a massage. Not a terrible experience, but not impressed if Aya is supposed to be one of the better soapies.

[QUOTE=RandoGuy;3012049]After a disappointing visit to Annies, I went to Aya. Supposed to be one of the best massage places in Bangkok. It was better than Annies, but again not that great. I arrived to a bunch of listless girls laying around the couches, no one seeming in any hurry to greet me. Finally, one of them hands me an ipad with the menu, and the girls line up. No drink, no time to peruse. Followed mama's suggestion and went with Mint and the nuru massage. Decent looking girl. She was attentive and did a decent nuru, but tried like hell not to have sex. Finally she sighed and slid it in. After I finished she spent some time on a massage. Not a terrible experience, but not impressed if Aya is supposed to be one of the better soapies.[/QUOTE]It's said many times, but it's true. Go with the girl that shows the most enthusiasm and eye contact / smiles in the line up rather than the hottest looking. Everything is a chance. Every time it's a punt.

I remember my by far best ever experience was in Dozo, the instance the girls came out to line up this one was smiling etc at me while dressed quite conservatively and had her fringe covering her eyes. The rest of them where younger and totally uninterested, one girl even was texting on her phone whilst in the line up. The mamasen was yelling at another for coming out late.

Yet in the room, from the moment we entered that girl was attentive, energetic, chatty, fucking hot body and worked damn hard for her money, in the shower, tub, mat, bed, everything. I remember vividly whilst doggy staring into the mirror at her hot bod, to cherish the moment as I might not get to repeat it.

Could never find her again and the next time I went to that MP shop, the experience was average. Sure you can get the same girl the next day and she could be in a mood, tired etc. They are all human after all.

If the line up gives you red flags you are best off walking out to the next Shop and sure there are no shortage of them in BKK.

[QUOTE=Fargler;3012001]So I'm sitting at my new favorite thai restaurant. It's in an alley off of Soi 22 that has Honey Bee, Paradise, Bangkok Passion, Kiss, and one or two more massage parlors. I have mentioned it before. There is one chair that faces the street, and from this vantage point I can casually observe the girls sitting in front of Honey Bee (you can sit outside as well. But I like the A / C).

Last time I wrote I mentioned that there was a lot of heavy girls? I'd like to add more detail:

Some monger walks in to Honey and chats with mama for a bit, then she calls a line-up. Whats interesting is. The girls come to the line-up from all four masage parlors. I have heard the whole alley is owned by the same person? Ya it seems that way. Lucky monger got a much larger selection to choose from than I expected. Bonus!

Also, it was readily apparent that monger is a big titty fan. It looked like a damn boob parade! After he made his selection, the girls turned around to walk back to their seats and I got a good look at LOADS of bouncing-cleavage.

If you are a boob fan, this alley seems like the place to go.[/QUOTE]Very interesting, but at 3 K for 90 mn, I can save 500 going to HunnyBunny and have 2 shots in that 90 mn.

Would be interesting to see the reviews of these places 😊.

I visited Thanya Sensual Prostate massage. There are several of them. I went to the one on far-south Soi 22, almost down to Rama 4 road. There is one in Pattaya also. I'll put the web link here because it doesn't show up on Google maps (depending on where your VPN is set).

[URL]https://www.thailandprostatemassage.com/[/URL]

I chose the male reproductive massage, hoping for a solid hour of attention to my dick and balls, and was not disappointed. Provider was chubby and mid 40's. Shower first, and then just a couple of minutes of massage while lying on my stomach. Most of that time was spent with my ass elevated as she groped my tender bits from the back. A great start.

She soon had me roll over, and sat down as close to my crotch as possible, our legs intertwined so she had direct access to my pleasure center. Lots of strong massage of all the muscles and appendages there. I feel like I could fit an extra pair of balls in my sack now. Quite enjoyable.

She offered prostate as well and I figured why not. It's not my thing but I'm not passing up a freebie. I am proud to say she proclaimed my prostate to be small and healthy. Bonus!

TMI but this is important to me so I am writing it: She just slowly, expertly jacked me off, for a long damn time, not speeding up to make me cum. Just bringing as much pleasure as possible, and when I cum I cum. Absolutely my favorite. Explosive. I checked the clock and it was almost 90 minutes as I walked out the door.

1500 Baht for the house plus 300 tip. Will repeat.

Fargler.

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy;3011791]
Don't get me wrong, I like young girls (22+) but they just want to go "hard" and get you off. Which now that I am in my 50's is no longer my thing.
[/QUOTE]Ya, lately I have been comparing the 20 year olds I meet to "masturbatory aids" like Flesh Lights. No real sophistication, just bang away.

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy;3012378]Very interesting, but at 3 K for 90 mn, I can save 500 going to HunnyBunny and have 2 shots in that 90 mn.
[/QUOTE]I've never sampled the goods, but can imagine an all-too-quick session with a girl whose only focus is getting me out of there quick.

I think they make their money off of the enormous Marriot hotel just north of them? Anyone paying $170 US per night at the Marriot probably thinks 3000 baht is a great deal!

Fargler.

[QUOTE=Fargler;3012535]I think they make their money off of the enormous Marriot hotel just north of them? Anyone paying $170 US per night at the Marriot probably thinks 3000 baht is a great deal!

Fargler.[/QUOTE]Maybe, I'd bet more on the new Four Points hotel just across from them. To the Marriott Marquis customer (mainly Asians) these sub-sois are too much of a "dive". I think they go to CUBE or other places of that caliber.

Thanks to this thread, I have found many good gems in Bangkok. One of the best experience I had was with Keta from Cherry massage. She used to work in Snow White under the name "cherry" .

She is not a time watcher and will work throughout the duration you booked. Her rim job is long and hard. Her tongue is able to go soft and hard making you feel so good. PSE level at the highest as she can do all things including DT and A+.

Rates are reasonable. They have have just moved to Soi 22 and the room is big and clean.

This Nuru Massage shop, although they are featured in at least 2 YouTube videos, get's very little, if any, attention in the forum and this is a shame as they do seem to provide a consistently good service.

I have had the pleasure of being "served" by Kathy and Nami during the past 2 weeks and must say that I was impressed both times:

Kathy: Looks 9.5/10; Service 10/10 (unfortunately she is currently on leave and therefore not featured in their list of talents).

Nami: Looks 7/10; Service 9/10.

Both ladies are in the "Classic category" where prices are very competitive for what is being offered. I am not sure where ladies in higher categories score better. At least in the case of Kathy it is difficult for me to imagine what can be better, but then beauty is in the eye of the beholder and service experiences can also differ do to personal preferences.

What impressed me in both cases is the consistency of the level of service; both have been trained very well. Nuru Massage originates in Japan and for those not familiar with the concept, it is like a Soapy, but with a special Gel (the Nuru Gel) that allows for a very sensual body-to-body massage and that is also easily removed (contrary to the oil used in the oily massage joints). When done well the whole process from being showered by the lady (while sitting on a stool), over receiving the body-to-body massage on an oversized inflatable mattress to doing the deed is full of seemingly never-ending memorable sensations.

This is where Aimi shines: Japanese quality inventions (the Nuru gel and end to end process) combined with the sweetness of Thai talents. Clearly a place that will now feature on my list of to-do's for every trip to Bangkok (at least 6 per year).