December 2016 - Trip Log (Day 1)
Spent 3 days in Pattaya with a few friends. Being a Pattaya virgin, this forum was the go-to source for information. Thanking everyone for all the suggestions and updates you post here. Hopefully, this will help some other first timers as well. This is my first trip log, in fact my very first post here; so, please go easy on the feedback.
Day 1.
Flying into Bangkok and cab ride to Pattaya was quite painless. We were flying red-eye, so, everyone had a chance to grab some shut eye in the 90 minutes it took us to get there. We checked into the Amari Gardens which is at the other end of beach road. Amari Gardens has sibling Amari Towers which is a lot more modern and overlooks BR. Lots of families here, and we spotted some corporate off-site events too. None of us brought any girls back to the rooms, but I have spotted some girls walking out early morning. Unfortunately, can't provide any pointers on the joiners fee, if any.
Come early evening, we grabbed the tuktuk on BR and headed over to Walking Street. Seemed to be warming up at 5:30 in the evening, with lots of people milling around, and some signboard aglow. We realized we're way too early, so decided to see some of the famous massage parlors instead. Back to the hotel (for the Wifi. LOL), and then we found ourselves in Sabai Room. My first fishbowl experience, and it was a bit strange, TBH. Picking from a menu has a whole new meaning now As expected Red, Blue and White, priced at 2 k, 2.5 k and 3 k. We looked around, and the girls were inviting to say the least. But then, someone decided that we should scout other places too.
Off we went to PP Massage, which I learnt is the favorite for Indians. In fact, papa san spoke very colorful Hindi too! He quoted identical prices (2,2.5,3) and we were in a splendid mood by this time. We each picked a girl of our choice, paid and headed over to the room.
I don't remember being bathed, ever. And the soapy massage was an experience into itself. I had picked Ann (though she pronounced as 'Ain' who looked busty in the fishbowl. When she stripped down to nothing in the room, I discovered the power of the push up bra, and that Thai women look very young even after children (C-Sec scar was evident). Nevertheless, I was super excited and looking forward to the experience. The massage was fantastic, and Ann made it a point to massage my cock aggressively, probably hoping I'd cum right away (she told me later I was too big for her). After a wash off, we headed to the bed, starting with WOT, then mish and doggy. She was extremely tight, and I had trouble getting into her in mish position. Anyway, had a great time, but couldn't cum (. Long story). She suddenly said something and pointed to her wrist, indicating that my 90 minutes were up.
Washed off again in the bath, and she escorted me to the lobby. I discovered that she'd short changed me 15 minutes! Oh well. Maybe I was causing her some pain. Anyway, I had a decent first experience.
Headed of with friends to WS, which was abuzz by now. Fantastic environment and energy! We got into Insomnia for a few drinks and found plenty a few hot looking women there. Didn't pick any up, since we were kinda spent.
Unfortunately, a few places refused us entry. Taboo, Mixx and another (name skips my mind). Guess the memo on the Indians got to them.
All in all, a great first day! Day 2 coming soon!
Cheerz!
Some more intel on massage places
[QUOTE=EricSwiss;1985472]Thank you for giving us the low-down on the massage shops between Central Festival and Central Pattaya Road, JD. I am glad I can get a special there! Do you recall if the separation between rooms is hard wall going up to the ceiling, or flimsy curtain like Soi Honey? I wouldn't mind a minimum of privacy.[/QUOTE]A few of the places only have foot massage and nothing else, but some have internal rooms. I can recall one of the places there that has 3 small back-rooms with "folding door" , a type of cheap wood / plastic material drag-curtain doors.
They do not go all the way to the roof, so I would only call it semi privacy.
Another one has benches up the stairs from the massage shop, with curtains between the benches, but if you are the only visitor upstairs, then you are "in private", and you will hear any other customer coming up the stairs long before they enter the room.
Another alternative is the massage places close to walking street, on the corner of second road, where the bath buses start their trip northbound towards the dolphin turnabout.
I really have tried a lot of massage places, and instead of looking for P4P girls, an alternative is to walk from place to place, looking for the good looking ones, and try to build a connection.
Walking street massage places (close to the southern end of walking street) never got me anything. To many tourists, no privacy.
Usually the tactics of getting a HJ first time, is the icebreaker that makes it possible to get her back to your hotel the next time you visit, if you made a good impression, and she feels safe with you.
Hope it helps, and good hunting. JD.
Been here a little over a week now. After 8 months. Some updates
So, not much has changed in the last 8 months, that I can tell. (but please note, I have not entered a single GO GO and I have not been to Kinnaree (on this trip)) , or places like that either on this trip (as yet).
1. I've been to Soi 6 places and Soi 7 Shooters. Checked out LK Metro area, Soi Buakhao, and several beer bar areas off of 2nd Road. As is normal and my MO, I've been to the discos a lot. But usually only very late around 2 am. I stay disciplined as far planning my sleep, some exercises and enjoying Thai food, which I love.
2. Prices: As far as I can tell, no change in prices anywhere in Soi 6 or at the discos. Max I was quoted (and I usually don't ask so my sample set is small on this trip) was initial of 2,500, which ends up in 2000 max, LT. I like decent face, non pros, under 28 and good attitude. I never do ST, so my gating question to myself always is, " can I stand having this chick next to me for up to 24 hours " and maybe 3-4 days if I like really her. Soi 6 no change in prices, as it is set by the owner operator.
3. Results: In about 8 days (after initial jet lag day and almost 2 wasted days punctuated with incessant rain, plus another 2 days due to a major auto accident with family member back home (putting a huge damper on my state of mind)) , I have done very, very poorly.
Only 2 girls I liked, 2 -3 girls where I was too late and did not strike when the iron was hot (always my problem in the initial few days, since I am frigging optimist). So, I grade myself a 3 on a 1-10 scale, in terms of success. Of the 2 new girls, one drinks too much and the other wants me to hang with 2 of her older friends (she is 24) and I don't want to prick up the tab for that. Yeah, so many things have to fall in line for me, since I don't like ST. And, I avoid pros. Yes, I do distinguish between pros, semi pros, new pros and non pros. Your opinion and YMMV on this, obviously. But, I am really enjoying my time at the discos until 6 am...LOL.
4. The trip started off poorly as I was expecting to hook up with 2 of my favs from my last trip. A 20 yr old massage girl, who now has a regular job and keeps telling me she is too busy with work (I think either a boyfriend or legit work. Who knows? Does not matter, that's gone now! ).Huge bummer for me!
The other left after the Kings death, and went back home since it seems about 4-6 weeks of mourning put a real damper. And she is real non pro. She is back in Isaan, but wants to come stay with me. I laughed and put it off, since I like some days off alone. After 2-4 days with a girl. But, now she is saying I can just tell her to go back home whenever I want, LOL. She is too frickin nice! And, for me that's a problem. But, I am gonna have her come down next week, LOL.
5. Soi 6 girls are making a lot of money. Many over 50,000 baht a month. Easy to understand as guys find that to be one of the best places. So yes, it is demand driven. Also, one British owner is running a great organization with Brit managers and has several under his belt. But, I fear for his safety as he posts stuff publicly about his connections with politicians and I think police too. Guy has a Thai wife, but you never know. Anyway, Toy Box and Night Wish seem good for my taste.
6. Facebook: This is becoming a monster IMO. Many Soi 6 and Go Go girls very active and I have been monitoring about 2 dozen girls for a month, for my pre-trip intelligence and plain curiosity. All these girls now are looking for love (boyfriend, husband whatever and they are deluding themselves IMO). But, they live in their own cocoons, whether it be among their Soi 6 friends, Go Go friends or whatever and they are all IMO together perpetuating their delusion. And, with the money, they are all drinking way too much , getting stressed out, come to the discos to relax , party more, and then after a month of that end up for something or other ( stress or don't know what else ) at the hospital. Crazy stuff ...this stress related hospital visits....I am shocked by extent of this...but if you think about it, it's easy to understand ( due to only 3 days off a month) long hours, drinking and more drinking.
So, they are all chasing their LT farang or sponsor option. At least 2/3 have a kid back home and financial support they are providing, adding to the stress and the boozy lifestyle of long, long hours and highly structured work environments at Soi 6 or at the Go- Go's.
After all, they are making good money, are young, want to have their cake and eat it too. Most have many tattoos and that is their call sign (I love girls with tattoos back home and in Latin America, but not here). For me, Facebook seems to be destroying Pattaya options, for a guy like me. Girls on these groups, feeding each other info, prices, how to get a sponsor, how to get guys ' vested' and other strategies. Many girls blindly follow and many are not doing well due to high expectations. This, plus Japanese and newbies, short stay guys are making things in Pattaya very difficult for a guy like me. High expectations by girls will be the problem in months and years to come. I think Latin America is better for me, by far. Girls are genuinely sweeter and have realistic expectations are are not on the hunt for a farang husband.
7. I have yet to try out BR (which is a turn off for me) but I will give it a look tonight. I think this along with Soi 6 is among the best options for the non Go- Go crowd (I have nothing against Go- Go 's but I abhor sitting and ogling at girls and drinking at those places. I never had to in most places around the world. Dating web sites are 90 PC of bread and butter in Latin Countries, but it does not work for me here (I am no longer a young or even youngish guy for the non pro Thai girls! LOL).
8. Kinnaree should work for those who like on premises point and shoot. Shooters on Soi 7 seems worthwhile, but maybe 3-4 good ones.
9. Clubs: I am begining to like Lucifers. But talent level small and lower quality than Ibar / Insomnia. Wait staff push you to buy drinks.
10. Other: many more African girls than I saw on last trip. I expect this trend may increase, but they are not successful. Too many Russians and Turkish at the Discos and Central Festival. Need to go spend more time at Area 51 near Soi Buakhao and LK metro, 2-3 decent girls. Also, saw one beer bar, at around the intersection on Soi LK Metro and Soi Buakhao where the girls seemed surprisingly decent looking. Will go back and confirm and post name in the next several days.
11. OT : The brunch buffet with some BBQ at Cafe Pascal ( until 2 pm LOL ) at 240 baht very good... but no Thai or Asian food.
Honey lodge second road and Pattay generally
Made it on the bus fro Ekammia in Bangkok, with the customary chaos, random boarding and typical 2 hour late arrival of the scheduled coach. 120 baht. My impressions of Pattaya is one of a heavily built up city on the coast infested with heavy traffic and tourists from everywhere. Pretty polluted as well, and not as compact as Bangkok and the BTS skytrain. A lot of sad rip-off prices for atrocious faux western food (what is the point being here and not eat Asian) and people trying to sell you shit, sunglasses, massage, ping-pong show etc etc. It is also very noisy with neon everywhere and people trying to pull you in. Calling it a "beach" "town" is bullshit. It is a heavily built up urban slum. Compared to Hawaii or Cost Rica or the Dalmatian coast, it is a parody of a beach. The food is not very good, heavy use of industrial meat farming coupled with poor hygiene and refrigeration, a special problem for chicken and poultry. One of the local doctors I know tells me severe food poisoning is common along with drunks falling over or out of trucks.
Eventually I made it to a soi (not sure which one, but off walking street) leading to 2nd road which was fun with overtones of the Cantina bar scene in Star Wars with a genuine fat Jabba the Hut guy (chin goes direct to chest, no neck) knocking back beers and drooling, but popular with the girls as he freely dispensed money and lady drinks. Two uptight horrified looking menopausal western cows in the bar whilst a girl stuck ice in her pussy and popped it in a punters drink. Another guy was licking out a girl at the bar and then fucked her on the stool about 30 minutes later. Had a few beers. The girls dance with no panties. After a while it got boring, somehow too frontal, nothing left to the imagination or delicious intrigue. Headed off to Honey's on No. 2 Road, attractive chick (#479 or something) was mechanical and cold, claimed not to have a second condom for shot No. 2.
This place is really full on, literally thousands of girls in the beach road plying their pussies and the trail of tampax and tissues. Yet we cannot resist them.
In the day light, Pattaya looks like a slum. The beach is crowded with hawkers and stalls, polluted with way too many power boats and cruddy. Yeah great for pussy, but not much else in nicer digs. On that note, I checked out several hotels from 4 k baht to 800 baht. All have rock hard mattresses and flimsy pillows. Not the best for quality sleep to recharge the pipes for the next day of action.
I think German FKK are way better. 50 Euros = 1890 baht at today's rate, though you can get a short time girl here for about 1000 baht.