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What's up with the depressing views on this board?
Last time I was in Pattaya, the sunsets were just as beautiful as the pictures I see online. The girls felt just as good when I wrapped my arms around them.
I'm going to be writing reports for my upcoming trip, should I even bother posting them if people are going to complain about them?
I warmed up in a couple of go-go bars before making the round at Insomnia. Normally I find nothing and just head downstairs to the I-Bar, but this time some chick told me her friend liked me, so I started talking to the designated girl. Turns out her name was Mai. She had a nicely shaped body, think Tia Carrera minus 2 points. She asked 3000 short time, I brought her down to 2000 and off we went to a short-time hotel.
I was pretty tired and drunk, so I wasn't overly optimistic about the probability of her getting an erection and an ejaculation out of me, but she was really good. She gave me a very patient BBBJ. She proposed 69 but I declined. Who knows where this pussy has been? Then I fucked her missionary style and she really got into it. I don't think she came, but she was hot and flustered by my relentless punding. We both really got into it, to be honest. After a few positions, lasting quite a long time, I lay back and let her blow me again for the grand finale. By that time I was hard as a rock and she managed to squeeze the juice out of me.
All in all, a nice find. Watching her suck and fuck me on the ceiling mirror was a real turn-on, especially with the contrast between our skins (she is from Issaan). Another win for Insomnia / I-Bar, and for the philosophy of letting the girl pick me (rather than the other way around).
I rubbed my eyes: just before I came to Pattaya, I'm having a beer with a cutie (catch & release), and lo and behold, about a dozen top to bottom Ninja / burka women walking up Soi 4 towards Nana Plaza. How they reconcile the debauchery with their own stated practices and sexual suppression is curious. Maybe they are trying a new method to calm down their men from violence by BJ's and pole dancing and were on a study tour. Cold beer, getting laid left, right and centre and hanging certainly adds to a happy brotherhood amongst men from from my experience, and it seems universal. Peace through pussy! In ancient Greece, Lysistrata had the ladies go on a sex strike to end the Peloponnesian War. It was very successful. Perhaps I saw the start of something good, the end to strife by BJ's. Probably transplanting so gogo bars to the middle east with free services (much cheaper than troops etc) and the most sexually talented Thai girls would improve things. It is only a theory I made up over a beer, but maybe WSG could win the Nobel prize.
Heh heh.
[QUOTE=Adrena;1986063]What's up with the depressing views on this board?
Last time I was in Pattaya, the sunsets were just as beautiful as the pictures I see online. The girls felt just as good when I wrapped my arms around them.
I'm going to be writing reports for my upcoming trip, should I even bother posting them if people are going to complain about them?[/QUOTE]Don't worry about it! Every now and then this happens. Because everything is relative. Pattaya surely requires a significant adjustment for any westerner arriving for the first time.
And people operate differently than you and I (I am going out on a limb here). Some want to save money or need to save some money and take the bus from BKK. I ask for and pay a bit extra for a minivan (1300 baht). New, all leather, with a tissue box and 2 bottles of water.
Some have a problem with the bed. I used to stay at the Dusit and Sheraton eons ago, but now I want to be right next to Central Festival since I am here for many weeks at a time. Some use hotels or want to be near WS or Soi 6 or LK metro. I stay at a really nice condo at VT 6 with a brand new Postpurepedic King bed and excellent quality ambiance with 25 floor balcony overlooking the sea, and pay extra for daily maid service. Many don't like this set up or location.
Some love Go Go's and I don't. Some don't like having to hunt in a crowded disco at 2 or 3 am, but I do.
I spend several weeks every year in Kaanapali in Maui, and so I have never ever set foot on the beach or felt the water here in Pattaya. Others like it.
I like and get a legit professional massage practically every day...others want the ones with a happy ending and do not want a regular massage.
I avoid what I think (this is purely in the eye of the beholder) is a lousy area, but others might like it.
So, the point I am making is that is all Relative. It's up to you!
Create your little mini-universe and stay within its confines and keep circling within it and hitting the places you like and avoiding the ones you don't. It only has to work for you. Not for anyone else.
[QUOTE=Adrena;1986063]What's up with the depressing views on this board?
Last time I was in Pattaya, the sunsets were just as beautiful as the pictures I see online. The girls felt just as good when I wrapped my arms around them.
I'm going to be writing reports for my upcoming trip, should I even bother posting them if people are going to complain about them?[/QUOTE]What is so depressing?
I would not be too concerned about Mr. Pahrlous Max's Sardonic humour. Who knows what he might be on? LOL Its also well known that Pattaya is not the top place for the beauty of nature, unless it is of the pussy variety.
We can't promise to like your reports in advance, however should be great if you post good honest reports about where you found the best hot girls. That is what Pattaya is about, right? And how to best enjoy Pattaya.
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Last time I was in Pattaya, the sunsets were just as beautiful as the pictures I see online.[/QUOTE]It is! Just like yesterday, an huge ball of high-contrast orange going down the hills. Never seen it like that and it was amazingly beautiful.
[QUOTE=PahllusMaximus;1986087]I rubbed my eyes: just before I came to Pattaya, I'm having a beer with a cutie (catch & release), and lo and behold, about a dozen top to bottom Ninja / burka women walking up Soi 4 towards Nana Plaza. How they reconcile the debauchery with their own stated practices and sexual suppression is curious. Maybe they are trying a new method to calm down their men from violence by BJ's and pole dancing and were on a study tour. Cold beer, getting laid left, right and centre and hanging certainly adds to a happy brotherhood amongst men from from my experience, and it seems universal. Peace through pussy! In ancient Greece, Lysistrata had the ladies go on a sex strike to end the Peloponnesian War. It was very successful. Perhaps I saw the start of something good, the end to strife by BJ's. Probably transplanting so gogo bars to the middle east with free services (much cheaper than troops etc) and the most sexually talented Thai girls would improve things. It is only a theory I made up over a beer, but maybe WSG could win the Nobel prize.
Heh heh.[/QUOTE]Have you seen what is under those Burkas? Certainly not everyone but definitely a fair number of pornstar bodies keen to break loose once the chains are removed.
Saudi Airlines is also called Bikini Air for a reason. Many times a beekeeper gets on the plane but a Victoria Secret girl gets off.
Enjoy.
[QUOTE=Adrena;1985515]I wrote a post about 78 pages back. I want to re-post it with some additional info for the new bros who won't read back further than five pages and assume they have Pattaya figured out.
This is for complete beginners, so older members might think my observations are childish, because older members have been doing it for so long.
I won't give play by plays of my experiences unless it helps solidify my points. As always, older members are always welcome to chime in with their observations.
Another few notes, I'll be in Pattaya Jan. 18th until Feb. 1. I'm excited about this trip since it'll be my longest one to date!
I was 31 years old when I first went in 2015. I am a 6'2" (188 cm) 218 pound (99 kg) white American male. I have abs, an outgoing personality, and can bench more than my weight for reps. I can get girls easily in every country I've visited. I'm not bragging, I only included this info because I want to emphasize that I paid the exact same for the girls as every other member of this board. Looks do not matter! The girls want your wallet, not your abs. If I walked into a gogo and didn't buy LD (lady drinks) they would ignore me just as quickly as they would ignore an 80 year old fat ass. However, I can recall several occasions where pot-bellied men started throwing cash around without question. They were much more popular than me. Always remember the motto; "cash is king"...[/QUOTE]Nice newbie post!! LOL. For future reference, I would resist giving any real advice until I'd been here maybe 15 times or so. LOL. Glad you had a newbie good time though.
[QUOTE=OldNewGuy;1986109]It is! Just like yesterday, an huge ball of high-contrast orange going down the hills. Never seen it like that and it was amazingly beautiful.[/QUOTE]You can thank the high concentration of air pollution in Pattaya.
The sunset you saw is pollution, specifically Rayleigh scattering of light hitting crud particles increased by the cosine of light on the horizon. Now what is nether depressing is last night. Found a very cute spinner with thick, vintage / retro glasses. After some vigorous bonking and several positions, blew with her raised on pillows, face down, but able to turn around for a kiss during the La petite mort. Baby, can she move those little hips! The best part was round two, BBJ and blew all over her face and spectacles (she looked hot with that innocent student look and her mouth full of cock) at just the right moment. She then gave me a massage, and suggested we have some noodles, which we did. Turns out she is only 19 and is on a study break, this is how she makes a few extra bucks. Got her number. Definitely a repeat. We should be able to get sponsored girlfriend visa for the USA where they can stay for 90 days or oral practice and language, and that chick definitely spoke the most international language. She also mentioned having a friend. Yahoooo!
An no, Syzergies, I'm not on anything, but perhaps lazy with my choice of selecting hotels with good mattresses. Should have spent the first morning doing the softness test and moved hotels. Anyway, the above conquest more than made up for it.
Being British I have a weather related question. The twice I have been to Pattaya both visits were in March, I am planning to go in October but I see it is the wettest month, anyone been in October offer any insight as to if it is rainy most days then maybe it is best to do another month?
Thanks.
I'm very attracted to this FL that you can spot at the usual place like Red Car (although I think she only uses the toilet there), Lucifer, and Marine disco. About 25 yrs old, honey complexion with a beautiful exotic face, maybe 160cm, legs, waist and ass to die for. Appears uninterested and (strange detail) I've seen her hanging out with black girls. If anyone is able to give her what she deserves, I'd be delighted to hear about it.
Hi friends,
I am 41/ m / Single / Indian who will be traveling in Pattaya in January End 2017 for about 7 days. Second visit. First visit was in March 2016. I am looking for a sweet, friendly and safe girl (age 20 to 30) who will stay with me for about 72 hours continuously like a wife. I will be staying in a good 3 star hotel with a swimming pool. Where can I find such a girl? My budget around 4500 Baht for 72 hours total or 1500 baht for 24 hours.
Thanks in advance.
Cheers,
Vivek.
[QUOTE=Vivek;1986363]I am 41/ m / Single / Indian who will be traveling in Pattaya in January End 2017 for about 7 days. Second visit. First visit was in March 2016. I am looking for a sweet, friendly and safe girl (age 20 to 30) who will stay with me for about 72 hours continuously like a wife.[/QUOTE]Seriously dude. You have been to Pattaya yet you are asking where to find chicks. You are beyond help.
[QUOTE=MrEnternational;1986422]Seriously dude. You have been to Pattaya yet you are asking where to find chicks. You are beyond help.[/QUOTE]555 not only that.
He wants her to be with him like a wife for 72 hrs (what's that? A business plan? A metered rental?
When most of us escape to Thailand for at least few days to be away from the wife!