Pattaya Reports

I'll share my experience in coming reports but before that wanted to say something- "Be careful with ultra-thin non-latex condoms".

I'm using this Poly-isoprene, non-latex, ultra-thin condom for some time and it gives me a super amazing experience when compared to latex condoms. You feel like wearing nothing!

But during my short stint around 3 weeks back faced a real stressful situation due to this condom. Usually my lady wears me the condom but that night she insisted me to do it, which I obliged. I guess I didn't wear it properly or whatever but the condom ruptured inside when I came. I took out the weapon to see half of the cover is with me and half inside her, it was like WTF just happened.

Anyway she is sort my GF and I know she is not having any STD, so from that point of view there is nothing to worry. It was quite late in the night so we decided to get the Emergency Contraception in the morning. I'm a bit worried even now while writing the report since she yet to get her period.

Long story short. These ultra-thin condoms are definitely value for the buck, but be a bit careful while wearing them, always remember to keep enough space on the tip of it which I think I missed that night. I would have been in a completely different situation if the lady that night would have been a WG, horrible!

Enjoy your mongering, I'll come with my reports in later posts.

[QUOTE=MusicalToM;1988813]I'll share my experience in coming reports but before that wanted to say something- "Be careful with ultra-thin non-latex condoms".

I'm using this Poly-isoprene, non-latex, ultra-thin condom for some time and it gives me a super amazing experience when compared to latex condoms. You feel like wearing nothing!

But during my short stint around 3 weeks back faced a real stressful situation due to this condom. Usually my lady wears me the condom but that night she insisted me to do it, which I obliged. I guess I didn't wear it properly or whatever but the condom ruptured inside when I came. I took out the weapon to see half of the cover is with me and half inside her, it was like WTF just happened.

Anyway she is sort my GF and I know she is not having any STD, so from that point of view there is nothing to worry. It was quite late in the night so we decided to get the Emergency Contraception in the morning. I'm a bit worried even now while writing the report since she yet to get her period.

Long story short. These ultra-thin condoms are definitely value for the buck, but be a bit careful while wearing them, always remember to keep enough space on the tip of it which I think I missed that night. I would have been in a completely different situation if the lady that night would have been a WG, horrible!

Enjoy your mongering, I'll come with my reports in later posts.[/QUOTE]The only breakage problem I have had with the. 01 condoms have been with the Aoni brand, and those are latex. You have to keep her well lubricated with these. Even leaving room at the tip, I would find you would pile-drive your penis right through the tip if they dried out a bit. When I started adding lube the instant I noticed she was getting a little dry, the problem went went away.

But as reported last November, I have a heck of a time coming with any condom. I tried a bunch. Nothing worked well. In two weeks of mongering, I think I came only 2 or 3 times with a condom, and that was trying 2 to 4 times a day and not coming by any other method! I would be trying so hard and just fail, but on the few occasions I would then go in BB, each time I was able to come in literally 30 seconds. Strange, and quite frustrating.

Anyway, I recently visited a local area AMP. I took a Sagami Large with me. When I inserted, it actually felt great and rather than deliberately go slow and delay my coming (who wants to come too soon with a pretty Asian girl that you paid some bucks for) I went with the feelings, which were amazingly good, and came within a minute or two. Amazing. In Pattaya I tried several of these condoms with little luck, so why did they feel so good this time? Argh. Theoretically, I can see why they would feel better than the thinner condoms. The thin ones, made for the smaller Asian size, are tight. I had originally reasoned that being tight would mean they were thinner and, thus, I should feel even more, but I guess the tightness can be numbing. Not sure. But why I had no luck with them in Pattaya, and they felt so good at the AMP, beats me. I guess I need more research.

Anyway, I am starting to prepare to return to Pattaya in April / May, so I ordered some more of the Sagami Large, and they will be my primary condoms. The Large condoms are a bit smaller than western large condoms, and being poly-whatever they don't stretch a lot, but if you are average size or not too much thicker than medium-large, they should fit fine. My recommendation would be to order several types off Ebay and try them out.

I know one guy loves the Pasante, which are. 01's non-latex. I like the theory, as they slide on and they have a loose fit for my size, but due to the manufacturing process to make them slide on, are full of wrinkles. I tried them with one girl and she did not like the feeling. For a larger man it might work better. I may try them again though.

Trip Report 2017, Day 4.

I'm writing this report from the statue in front of the Hilton Hotel. The sun is coming up over the buildings and hitting the water nicely. I think it'll be a beautiful day. Yesterday was supposed to be a day of relaxation but it turned into another memorable experience.

After finishing my last report, I sought out a foot massage. I walked along the Soi's in hopes of finding one. Fortunately, I found a lovely girl next to the Far East Rock agogo on Soi 10/2. She had curvy hips and round tits. I couldn't refuse her cat call for "massage".

Once inside, she gave a passable foot massage while "accidentally" brushing her nice breasts against my legs. I was quite hard after 20 minutes and accepted her offer of an oil massage. We went up a few flights of stairs and into a private massage room, which had its own shower. I washed up and lay on the table. Her foot massages aren't bad, but her oil massage was terrible. I think she learned how to give massages by watching YouTube videos. I finally encouraged her to undress and received a sad surprise. Gravity had beaten the beautiful out of her a long time ago. Her breasts sagged heavily and her baby marks were quite pronounced. Victoria's Secret worked miracles on that girl.

Now, I want to give you all some insight. Kamagra Jelly stays in your system. I didn't know this until I entered the girl. Even with the condom on, the sensation was incredible! I felt like I was getting a BJ, HJ, and sex all at the same time. She didn't even feel overly tight either; that's how I knew the medicine lingers in your system. I released with her much faster than expected. I rinsed off and left without much small talk. She was a nice girl, but worn out is an understatement. I paid 200 for foot massage, 300 for oil massage, and 1000 for FS. Total cost: 1500 baht.

After the experience, I headed back to Hooters for lunch. I usually try to eat at different places for each meal but I rarely get Hooters at home. I actually like some of their food. It is super expensive compared to other places though. I paid 500 baht for some wings and water. I won't be eating there again this trip, but I enjoyed that meal very much.

After lunch, I relaxed at a few different beer bars on Beach Road and enjoyed watching the world fly by. I've gotten really good at shooing away the thousands of hawkers who try to sell the same tired merchandise. I've become good enough that I barely notice them now, so they aren't as annoying as my first year here. I learned how to say "I don't want" in Thai and it's been extremely useful. I recommend you learn that before your next trip.

I drank the beer slowly and tried to not push myself like I have the last few days. It resulted in a much more relaxing day. I still have a frat boy mentality towards drinking. I need to be more mature in the future; though it helps when you have a hangover guiding the way.

When the sun set, I made my way back to the LK Metro area and played pool with some nice older ladies. They aren't very cute, but have great personalities.

Banana Boi sent me a message suggesting I check out Ninja agogo and Fahrenheit. Both of those places were very disappointing. Ninja had two tiers of girls; one tier would get nude, while the others stayed clothed. I hate that! The nude ones weren't ugly, but I really liked one who stayed clothed. I left after one drink. After that, I went to Fahrenheit. It was also very disappointing. There were 16 girls on stage, only one was topless. I left there after one drink as well. Maybe I went too early?

After that, I hopped around a few different places. In one of the gogo's I saw two girls dancing with star tattoos over their nipples. Both of them had little doctor's booklets in their hands at all times, even when they danced. I tried to ask one why she had a little doctor book and she never answered. Anybody have any insight on this? Why did the only two girls with star tattoos on their nipples carry doctor booklets? HIV? Proof they were clean? I don't know.

I headed back to my room around 10 and got some much needed sleep. I only spent about 4000 baht yesterday, and 2,000 of it was on girls and Hooters.

I feel much better today, though the Kamagra and Cialis are still in my system. I keep getting raging erections every few minutes. It has made walking a little embarrassing.

I'm off to get breakfast and then head to Soi 6. I'll let you know what happens!

Trip Report 2017, Day 5.

I'm writing this from a breakfast place on Second Road. I'm not entirely sure the name of the restaurant, but it's across from the school near Walking Street. I don't know how you wackos can remember each girl's name so easily. I'm having trouble remembering what day it is.

Yesterday was another awesome day. After finishing my last report, I walked around and continued exploring. Sadly, my feet are absolutely ruined right now. They hurt so bad that I don't even want to move. On the bright side, the marks on my neck are almost completely gone now.

I started day drinking and ended up at Soi 6 while they were opening the bars. I relaxed at one and watched the street slowly wake up. The girl who gave me the marks on my neck was there and was being very insistent that I go with her again. I shrugged her off with the usual, "I go get food" excuse. Many other girls recognized me as I walked by and made me a little self-conscious.

I also ended up at my very first BJ bar yesterday. It was a surreal experience. I really love BJ's. I find them more relaxing than sex, so the change is nice. The girl was older but I didn't mind. We chatted for a few minutes then headed inside. I sat back on the couch and drank my beer while she worked my rod. It wasn't the best BJ I've ever had, but it definitely wasn't the worst either. I came in about five minutes.

After the BJ, I decided to avoid the vampire girl which meant a stroll down the infamous 6/1. That street is shady. I don't mean shady in the way that it's covered with scary ladyboys. I mean it's shady because there are a lot of trees over hanging the street providing a lot of shade. Some of the beefy ladyboys made attempts to grab me, but I dodged them as expertly as I could. They are usually a little grabby and I've just come to expect it, but they are actually aggressive on that street. You need to keep your eyes straight and your stride fast.

I hopped on a baht bus and headed back towards Walking Street. Next to WS, there are some legit massage places. Ones where the women are old but actually know what they are doing. I stopped in there and received a first-class foot massage from a nice older lady. The difference between her massage and the last girl felt like night and day.

I ended up back in my room by 7 pm And I felt tired. I got on Wechat and found a beautiful girl within 100 meters of my hotel. We chatted to each other and she was in my room 25 minutes later. It would have been sooner but she got lost.

She had a great body and nicely done fake tits. They looked real at first glance but you could feel the implants once you started to play. The Kamagra in my system and the BJ from earlier left me with a raging erection, but the stamina of a porn star. I nailed her in many positions and gave her multiple orgasms. We went through three condoms and two waters. I finally finished after more than an hour of pounding. She claimed she was too tired to walk and offered to give me a discount for LT which I declined. She was lovely but I don't like sleeping next to people.

I sent her on her way with 1,000 baht and then showered. I fell asleep around 10 pm And slept almost all night without waking up which is an achievement for me.

I've started to fall into a routine which is something I want to avoid. I'm going to change it up today. I need to keep things fresh before I get bored. I will try to do something new during the day today. I'm not sure what to do though. I am woefully ignorant of Pattaya day-time activities. I guess I'll just do some research.

I think I'll also hit iBar and Insomnia tonight. I'm not much of a club person, but I've never been there. I might as well give it a try and see what happens. I never thought I'the say this, but I'm a little tired of gogo's. I've seen so many tits this week that they are all blending together now.

Also, I know my reports have been getting shorter and I'm sorry about that. Everything is a blur here and it's difficult to remember exact details. It's like waking up from a great dream, but trying to remember the details of it an hour later.

I have no idea what I'll do today, but I'll make sure to keep you all posted.

[QUOTE=Adrena;1988933]

Banana Boi sent me a message suggesting I check out Ninja agogo and Fahrenheit. Both of those places were very disappointing. Ninja had two tiers of girls; one tier would get nude, while the others stayed clothed. I hate that! The nude ones weren't ugly, but I really liked one who stayed clothed. I left after one drink. After that, I went to Fahrenheit. It was also very disappointing. There were 16 girls on stage, only one was topless. I left there after one drink as well. Maybe I went too early?[/QUOTE]Sorry didn't realize ALL girls nude was the criteria. Even at Windmill many girls cover up something but we all know Windmill talent is not the best. Even at their sister club Sugar Baby not all girls are nude. Not sure their is even another Pattaya club where girls are all nude or even topless. Not even other dirtier clubs like Electric Blue and Wildcats but again not top talent.

Not sure what time you visited. LK Metro clubs generally only require 5 hour shifts meaning girls show up at 10 pm. You are definitely correct the non-nude girls at Ninja are far better than the nude ones. Imo the only pretty topless girl at Ninja is Amm with her spectacular tits (see girl in black in photo).

16 girls at Fahrenheit? Up until before Christmas there were 3 groups of 25-30 girls each. This number and talent level dropped significantly over Christmas and after New Year but I was expecting it to be back to normal now. Maybe it was an early Japanese barfine sweep night?

Hi Adrena,

Really enjoying reading your reports in report 5 you mention you go in BJ bar was it on Soi 6 and which one was it? You also talk about Kamagra jell and Cialis which pharmacy you use and how much do you pay? I hope to be back there in May and this info would be a great help Carry on your reports and thanks.

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;1989414]Sorry didn't realize ALL girls nude was the criteria. Even at Windmill many girls cover up something but we all know Windmill talent is not the best. Even at their sister club Sugar Baby not all girls are nude. Not sure their is even another Pattaya club where girls are all nude or even topless. Not even other dirtier clubs like Electric Blue and Wildcats but again not top talent.
[/QUOTE]Ha ha. Funny. Would be great if there was a bar with all girls nude, all of the time. LOL It is not exactly legal in Thailand. Girls have sometimes had panties wrapped around their ankles or wrists for ease of putting on quickly when a police raid is coming (in Bangkok).

At one time Suzi Wong bar in Bangkok changed over to insist that all girls on the stage had to dance naked, after some particular time of night. However they would always put gear back on when getting off the stage. Crazy House has the advantage of many girls willing to stay naked when off the stage, but some girls never were naked. Looks like we can't have it everyway. Some guys prefer the mystery of girls wearing something. Japanese guys sometimes prefer to furtively look up the skirt of girls with no knickers underneath. So variety is the best compromise. I like to see the sag, the tats, the piercings shrapnel, the silicones, the pussy fur, etc. Or rather the lack of it preferably.

[QUOTE=Broxy;1989424]Hi Adrena,

Really enjoying reading your reports in report 5 you mention you go in BJ bar was it on Soi 6 and which one was it? You also talk about Kamagra jell and Cialis which pharmacy you use and how much do you pay? I hope to be back there in May and this info would be a great help Carry on your reports and thanks.[/QUOTE]I can't remember which bar it was. I'll be on Soi 6 again today, so I'll look at find out.

I got the Cialis from a friend but you can buy it here at any pharmacy. The same with the Kamagra jelly. I strolled into a random pharmacy, asked for it, and paid 100 baht per packet. I've done this at a few different pharmacies. I know buying an entire box is much cheaper, but there is no way I'll go through 50 of them during this trip. I don't really want to take them on a plane either.

Banana boi, I know all the gogo's aren't fully nude. I wish they were too, LOL.

I do want to see at least a few topless girls in the place. Seeing all the girls on stage wearing more clothes than you see on the beach is a bummer.

That's why I like the other bars better. We all have our own preferences though.

For 1 lady drink you can have the cute clothed girl topless and groping her tits while she DFK's you. That's why imo girls don't need to be topless in a bar.

[QUOTE=Adrena;1988565]Trip Report 2017, Day 3.


Once downstairs, the mamasan and the other girls started cheering and going crazy. They all pointed at my neck. It turns out; the girl had left huge marks on my neck. Right now, my neck looks like Dracula's wet dream! I don't know why she did it, other than maybe to mark her territory. The girl she had been arguing with was definitely not pleased. I should probably be angry about it but the story kind of makes the inconvenience worth it. So, if you see a tall, white, American in his 30's with huge bite marks on his neck, that's me. Feel free to say Hi!


.[/QUOTE]One had the same thing happen to me in Angeles with an overly enthusiastic provider. Took a few days to dissapear. Did some research after the fact and if yuo take the top of a chap stick tube, and rub the affected area (scrape rub etc) it makes the offending mark dissapear faster. I guess any tube top could work but the chap stick top has been my go to method for the occasional repeat neck munching effects that occurs time to time. .

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;1989759]For 1 lady drink you can have the cute clothed girl topless and groping her tits while she DFK's you. That's why imo girls don't need to be topless in a bar.[/QUOTE]Really for 1 Lady drink, gal will take her top off in go go bar? For how much time?. Like in which bar?. I have noticed that even if she is fully clothed and sitting next to you. They keep demanding lady drinks every 5 minutes for herself or other staff.

Trip Report 2017 Day 6.

I took some more time off on day 6. I really pushed myself hard trying to reach numbers so day 6 was a day of relaxation instead. I didn't do much. I ate at a few new places and saw a movie. The movie was that new Vin Diesel movie, XXX. It was the worst movie I've ever seen in theaters. It was so bad that I considered leaving half way into it. It was the next movie showing when I went so I picked it. That was a huge mistake. LOL.

Oh well. I at least had a good day to enjoy Thailand instead of chasing tail.

Day 7.

After day 6, I was fully energized and ready to destroy some girls, and that's exactly what I did!

I started day drinking at the beer bars near Hooters and pounded probably 7 beers before noon. After that, I went to Soi 6 and watched it open up. It doesn't really get going before 2 pm So plan your day accordingly. I got super drunk before 2 pm And took another Kamagra Jelly packet. It really lit me up. I was ready to fuck anything. I started playing pool with a rather unattractive girl who had a lot of personality. I broke down and took her because it was convenient. Once upstairs, we showered and started fooling around. She had more stretch marks than any girl I've ever seen before. She must have given birth to a fucking basketball. I was too drunk to care.

I rolled on a condom and started slowly. She was really into the action and got wet with ease. I did my signature move and pulled her to the edge of the bed then pounded from that position. She got really wet and started grinding her hips into me. She had an intense orgasm and started squirting everywhere. Here is the bad thing, she was squirting cum and blood mixed. It went everywhere! I had induced her period with my dick. This isn't the first time it's happened. My entire stomach was covered, not to mention my dick and legs. I ran to the bathroom and cleaned up. I don't have any open wounds and the condom didn't break so I'm not overly worried about STI's, but my body looked like it was from a horror movie.

During the clean-up, she kept say she was sorry. It made the encounter awkward. I never finished and my drunken erection wanted more.

I paid 1000 plus 300 for the room then left. When I walked by later, she wasn't there. Guess she started a five day vacation because of my dick.

I drank some more then made a mistake. I walked up to a cute girl and immediately said short time. I didn't chat or act friendly at all. She said yes but turned out to be the worst sex I've had this trip. I should have seen if there was chemistry before we started but I was too drunk and horny. It was stupid. I won't make that mistake again. I didn't finish with her either.

I made my way back to Walking Street and my hotel. I crashed onto my bed and felt the room spin while cruising Wechat for a BJ princess. I found an average looking lady after sifting through about 30 ladyboy profiles. It seems like they dominate that social media. I was actually tricked once. I thought it was a girl for sure, but was told otherwise before accepting an offer, close call!

If you get confused, just politely ask. They will usually tell you before you need to ask, but better safe than sorry.

Anyways, the girl showed up at my hotel and gave me a very frustrating BJ. She would go for about 30 seconds then stop then start again. It was like sadistic teasing. I finally grabbed the back of her head and encouraged her to continue without stopping. After about two minutes of working, I got off.

She got 1000 and a free water. She wasn't worth a tip. I almost would have rather jerked off.

I passed out after she left. It was 7 or 8 at night. I drank about 15 beers and my tolerance isn't what it used to be. I got a decent night's sleep and I'm not hungover like I expected.

Some side notes.

The name of the BJ bar I visited is "My Friend You" bar.

The name of the bar where I got the bite marks is "Night Wish" bar.

Kamagra Jelly is available at any pharmacy, 100 baht a packet. I suggest trying them at least once.

I still haven't made it to iBar or Insomnia. I hope it happens eventually.

Funny side stories.

Yesterday, I was walking down Soi 6 and this ladyboy blocked my way and got really insistent. She had a great rack and I was drunk, so I started groping her tits right in the middle of the street, LOL. I expected her to be offended and move, but she just stood there laughing. Where else in the world can you publicly grope tranny tits and nobody cares? Pattaya is truly a unique place! I stopped as soon as she tried pulling me into her bar. I'll definitely have to avoid her for the next few days.

I also groped a mamasan! I was playing pool and she wanted to take a few shots while the other girl went to the WC. The mamasan grabbed my package and I responded by grabbing her large ass. It was a pretty interesting moment. I'm pretty sure I got a handful of her tits too. She seemed to enjoy it a lot; I know I enjoyed the experience. I guess they like being reminded they are women too. I was mostly sober when that happened, so it wasn't a drunken Farang thing like we've all seen before.

Two more days then I'm leaving Pattaya. This place is like a dream, but it feels almost time to wake up. I get bored here, especially during the day. It would be nice if I worked here, but just 24 hours of down-time is too much. I don't know how retirees handle the free time. I guess they have hobbies to keep them busy. If I lived here, I'the probably start a YouTube channel like Kev or Bangkok112. Who knows?

[QUOTE=Vivek;1989961]Really for 1 Lady drink, gal will take her top off in go go bar? For how much time?. Like in which bar?. I have noticed that even if she is fully clothed and sitting next to you. They keep demanding lady drinks every 5 minutes for herself or other staff.[/QUOTE]Almost every gogo bar on Walking Street or LK except the ones ruined by the Japanese (Baccara, Sensations, Happy, etc.).

Just to clarify the girl's don't necessarily take their tops fully off rather my hands are in their tops under their bras. That along with DFK are a requirement on drink 1 and the girls all know it. It may be different for me since I live in Pattaya and the girls and wait staff all know me

Yes some girls try for another drink in 10 minutes but my rule of thumb is 2-4 drinks per hour, depending on the girl. I never buy drinks for their 'sisters' or wait staff unless they are hot and I have intentions to barfine them. Don't let girls convince you otherwise. You get no value added being a nice guy buying drinks for everyone. In fact, you are labelled as an easy target with money or a good heart and will be asked more for LT. .

In go-go bars that allows nudity, the level of nudity (bikini, topless or all nude) determines her monthly salary. It is up to the girl.

[QUOTE=Vivek;1989961]Really for 1 Lady drink, gal will take her top off in go go bar?[/QUOTE]Yes. Sometimes the girls will already be topless. Even if she has a top on, you usually can slide your hand up and fondle her breast. For some girls, you can even fondle her pussy, although some will say, "not here, in the room".

[QUOTE=Vivek;1989961]For how much time?[/QUOTE]This definitely is YMMV. It all depends on the girl. On average, between 5 to 15 minutes. Note she has to go and dance on her shift, so you need to get her right after she dances, if you want a lot of time.

[QUOTE=Vivek;1989961]Like in which bar?[/QUOTE]So many bars. But YMMV. Last night, I had fun in G-Spot and Crazy House.

Did I mention I really really like Pattaya. I like to have a cold beer and look at and fondle young pretty girls! All for the price of my beer (it seems many bars now have happy hour draft beers for the entire night) and a 150 baht lady drink.

[QUOTE=GreenBud;1990242] Note she has to go and dance on her shift, so you need to get her right after she dances, if you want a lot of time.[/QUOTE]Excellent point. Always learn the stage rotation in a club. Many girls will finish off their drinks immediately before their stage time hoping you will buy a drink for them to pull them off stage again. I let those girls stay on stage and possibly get a different girl while they are on stage. Waving a girl off stage gives you the maximum time with a girl until their next set.

[QUOTE=GreenBud;1990242]In go-go bars that allows nudity, the level of nudity (bikini, topless or all nude) determines her monthly salary. It is up to the girl.[/QUOTE]

Different drink prices as well. For example at Glass House it's 140 baht for a clothed gogo girl and 200 for a topless "model". Nothing to do with looks just the amount of clothing they wear on stage. In general as Adrena pointed out at Ninja the younger, prettier ones usually keep their clothes on.