Pattaya Trip Report. Day 3
Warning! This post is long, rambling, and generally uninformative for any experienced monger. Proceed at your own risk.
Day 3:
Had some things to do during the day so the plan was to give BR and WS another go during the evening. Particularly the go-go's and I-bar / Insomnia. I did some research going about 150 or so pages back in the forum and Haven123's reports on Insomnia were particularly informative as were Mr. Enternational's ones in general. Also enjoyed reading Kumbu's reports which are as entertaining as they are lengthy.
Head out from the hotel to WS along BR on foot at about 11 pm. I wanted to hit a few go-go's then Insomnia at about 1 am or so. The info from Haven123 is that Insomnia really gets going at about 2-3 am and you will get go-go girls coming in after their shifts as late as 5 am or so. I had some things to do again the next day so felt that was a bit late for me and planned to see what was available no later than around 2 am.
The talent along BR seemed worse than what I had seen on Tuesday. One 'maybe' out of perhaps 50 or so FL's. Well, the real plan was WS anyway so maybe things will improve here on the walk back if I don't find anything there. WS is even worse this night as far as general tourists and tour groups than Tuesday. I see some guy walking around with his 5 or so year old son on his shoulders like it's goddamn Disneyland! WTF? Just tons of random tourists gawking and taking pictures (fucking selfies). Feels way worse than what I've seen at NEP and Soi Cowboy in Bangkok. It's probably because WS is much larger. Tons of couples, foreign chicks in groups of 2's and 3's. I get the interest and all, but to come all the way to Pattaya just for that? I mean, what else is there to do out here? OK. Enough about that / rant off.
I stop by Mandarin go-go first. One or two promising looking girls on stage so I grab a seat and get a beer (150 baht). I'm about 5 minutes and a third of the way into my beer when I notice that girls I find attractive at first glance, I start liking less and less the more I look at them. Seeing / sensing flaws that usually come out as the clothes come off (baby damage, saggy tits, stretch marks, unfriendly attitude etc.) HM, I just realize, clothes on? WTF? No nudity?
*I only find out going through some of the recent posts the next day what this is all about. Apparently there is a currently no nudity in the go-go's for some political reason*.
I start getting pressured to buy a girl a drink from mamasan and the girls on stage are getting aggressive about making eye contact and an invite over. There's a girl facing the other way but the rotation is so slow and the girls in front are practically jumping up and down trying to get my attention that I just have mamasan invite her over. #66 is from Chonburi and while she looked pretty good in profile, she has some goddawful teeth and there is absolutely zero chemistry. My lack of Thai is at least half to blame for that I guess. The LD is another 150 and at least she is drinking it slowly. There are still some half hearted attempts at getting a drink for her friend and mamasan, but those are easily rebuffed as I am ready to bounce as soon as my beer is done. At least I get some pricing info out of her. 1500 BF now, after midnight it's 1000. ST rate quoted is 3000. I quickly down the rest of my beer and am out the door.
At this point I have no interest in the go-go's without nudity and decide to check out I-bar / Insomnia even though it's not even midnight yet. I-bar looks pretty dead but I decide to go in anyway. I get frisked at the door (which I expected) but am surprised to be asked where I'm from. I am asian but from America. Not sure what that is about. I get in and do a few quick laps and don't even think it's worth getting a beer as no interesting ladies at this point. I decide to head up to Insomnia.
I again get the same frisk and 'where you from' question before being allowed in. Insomnia is looking a bit better than I-bar so far as girls, but not by much. There seem to be more guys at this point. I decide to get a beer anyway and do a few laps. As suggested by Haven123, I try to appear up beat, do a bit of solo dancing and appear energetic to put on a good face. After hanging out for about 30 minutes or so, I decide to head to a beer bar for a few drinks and wait for things to liven up as it was just too dead at that point.
I find one a few doors down and start flirting with one of the cuter girls there. No intention of bar fining her, but it's putting me in a good mood. I buy her a drink and we play that dice game which is a bit of fun the first few times, but gets old after a while. After about an hour or so and 3 drinks for me and 3 LD's in (2 for her, 1 for mamasan) it's about 1 am and time to head back to Insomnia. Beer girl makes another pitch to get bar fined but it's no sale.
I-bar still looks pretty dead, but Insomnia is much more crowded at this point. Although no where near as crowded as I've read about. I'm guessing that is still an hour or more away. I get another beer and make a few passes but find no unattached interesting girls with one exception. She however, is with a group of 3-4 other girls (something I've read on the forum to avoid). She also appears to know several other girls who look like regulars and is avoiding any eye contact with me though I'm trying to play it cool. I spend about 20 minutes making a few passes around the bar casually trying to make eye contact, but the lack of other unattached interesting girls and dodging careless dudes smoking cigarettes, I feel like maybe I should give BR another pass and head up to LK Metro.
Sadly BR is looking no better to me, 1-2 'maybe's' and at this point, I'm a bit tired and thinking I'd rather go home alone than settle. Still LK Metro to go though! So I soldier on.
LK Metro is moderately busy, not sure what time it is now as I'm a little drunk. I stop by Office go-go and grab a beer. However, same story as WS. No nudity and no girls I'm interested in. I finish my beer and head out. I do a lap of LK Metro and I'm not even finding the girls outside the go-go's interesting enough for me to take a look. Fucking Mr. Goldilocks over here. This one is too that. That one is too this. What an asshole.
I'm a bit desperate at this point and decide to hit that seedy MP joint from the other night and relive some high school fantasy. Pretty lame I know, but hey, it's cheap, easy, and fun. Can't complain about that. And wouldn't you know it? I get there just in time to see them closing up shop. This is what being picky gets you. Serves me right.
I'm pretty dejected at this point so decide to head home and call it a night. Maybe finish getting drunk and get another round of Bronx Pizza. Pretty sure they close at 4. I stop at a beer bar on the way home and walk around a bit looking for some interesting girls. One of the chicks dancing is pretty cute so I decide this spot will be my last stop.
I get a shot and a beer and wouldn't you know it? Dancing chick is seeming less and less appealing to me. A bit more gut than I care for and she's a bit too loud and brassy for my tastes. Oh well. I have a bit of a chat with some expat UK guy who's been living here for 8 years. Nice dude. As I'm kinda looking around the bar, I start noticing this girl who I normally wouldn't have given a second glance to.
For one thing, she is not dressed to impress. She's wearing a loose fitting tank top and her shorts, while they are short, are pretty loose as well, not giving much of an indication as to what kind of ass is hiding under there. For the other, she isn't much of a looker. Definitely not ugly, but not the kind of looks that grab you. But the more I'm looking at her face, the more it's appealing to me. For lack of a better term, it's an honest face. She's wearing pretty much zero makeup with just a bit of lipstick. She's got that nice brown skin I'm a fan of. I don't care for the bleached white look. She's got a slender athletic build. Not just skinny, but seems like some decent muscle tone there. Her friend notices me noticing and let's her know. That's when she looks over and we start about a minute of eye flirting and smiles.
She's not coming over, so I head over to her and offer to buy her a drink. She's 27 YO, from Surin and has 1 kid. We are getting along swimmingly at this point with some legit chemistry. I am into this chick. I'm not dicking around anymore, so I ask her if she wants to come home with me. She says yes and BF is 350. Done. No discussion of ST, LT or prices at all. We just head back to my hotel, stopping at 7-11 for some toiletries and drinks on the way back.
I won't get into too much detail (aside from the fucking wall of text already written) but everything I had hoped for with this chick came through in spades. Super sweet and affectionate although a bit shy as is to be expected from a Thai girl. A nice firm ass, soft no-sag A-cup tits, smooth silky brown skin with nary a blemish to be found. On top of all that, she has a good amount of english. Enough for us to have decent conversation. Best of all, I believe this girl is legitimately into me as well. This is the kind of GFE I've read about, but never truly experienced outside of a real girlfriend. I am dangerously over the moon about this girl, and that kinda adds some spice on top of everything else. I'm old enough and smart enough to know how this will end, but so far this is my jackpot experience in Thailand.
We're up till around 5 am so sleep in until 1 pm the next day. Round two is just as good as the night before, and in the sober light of day, everything I thought and felt then still holds true.
She still hasn't said anything about money and I'm kinda worried about how much I should give her. I'm waffling between 2 K and 1500. I want to give her 2 K, but reading 150 pages of the forum has got all kinds of pricing shit bouncing around in my head. I finally settle on 1800 and buying her lunch. If I'm under, I'll make up for it later, because I am sure as shit there will be a next time with this one. I slip it into her pocket and she thanks me. I also note that she doesn't count it.
It's pouring rain as we head out for lunch. Buckets! I'm holding an umbrella for us as we walk down second road and feeling a bit ridiculous about it, but whatever. We get lunch at Kiss Food and Drink and I'm actually enjoying spending time with her. Sober. This is uncommon for me. Anyways, I have some things to do, as does she, and when we part, I ask her if she's working tonight. She says yes, and 'if you want to see me again, you know where to find me'. Yep. I do, and I do.
I wouldn't say I was suffering
[QUOTE=Wolvenvacht;2003100]OK, it must be my utter lack of relevant experience to understand, but why do you keep on drinking too much beer and suffer for it?[/QUOTE]I didn't eat enough before drinking. That was my main problem and I haven't slept much as my body hasn't really adjusted to the time change.
