Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;2021574]Thanks Badbhoy. Hopefully you make it back to Pattaya soon. You live very close so hopefully we can enjoy more of your reviews.

I have posted your 3 day virgin tour in the Links to Reports of Distinction thread. [URL]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?2009-Links-to-Reports-of-Distinction&p=2021573[/URL][/QUOTE]Cheers Banana Boi, It's hard for me to get back often due to work and family commitments. But I'll hopefully be back around Christmas (aaaargh, that's ages away). In the meantime I'll keep checking in on this thread to see what's going down in Patts.

[QUOTE=Yiruma;2021661]Hi everyone,

I'll be making my 2nd trip out to Pattaya next month which happens to be during the low season. I'm curious to know what I should expect. Is it to be expected that there'll be a decrease in the number of available ladies in all areas (agogo bars, beer bars, clubs, freelancers)? The same decrease can be expected from the tourists and patrons? I know the low season has an overall effect in airfare and hotel / accommodation prices. Can one expect the same decrease in prices when negotiating with a girl? Or does the decrease in both supply and demand keep prices level.[/QUOTE]I go in April / May and November, and can't say I have notice must of a difference. Maybe there is, but nothing significant. Don't worry, if you are going for debauchery, you will have a great time.

Yiruna, won't be much different in May as your recent trip mid-March. You may actually prefer it because number of guys about half but still tons of girls everywhere as Mr. E mentions.

As I was talking with my Cambodian ladyfriend on my last day, she started talking about how Pattaya had changed. She said that one of the things that has dented the working girls income is the number of girls coming to Pattaya on holiday, and giving it away for free. She says a lot of European girls now come to Pattaya, seeing it as a holiday destination. They are out partying and fucking guys for free. As a working girl, she says, she obviously cannot compete with this, and it is becoming a bit of a problem for many of the girls. Has anyone else noticed this? Is it pretty easy to find a freebie in Pattaya? If it is only Europeans girls then it wouldn't really interest me anyway. I don't go to Thailand to fuck Russians, even if it is for free.

[QUOTE=BadBhoy;2021411](Apologies in advance for the length of the report, but it turned into quite an eventful day).

And so I headed into my last full day and night, I was leaving at around 6 pm the next day so this would be my last big blowout. I'd done pretty well with money all things considering, my budget allowed me to have a pretty good time today and as long as I didn't go too crazy I could have a little daytime fun tomorrow.

It was about 3 pm when I decided to leave the hotel. I got some food then headed straight down to Soi 6, it was my last night, so despite feeling quite tired I didn't want to waste any time. I realized when walking down the street that I was just too hungover to properly speak to any girls. It takes good concentration at the best of times to listen to their questions, and I was in no mood to concentrate and make small talk. I was also looking quite disheveled and hadn't shaved. So I decided I needed a few pick me ups before I went on a proper hunt. I read somewhere that Scooters was a good bar to start in as it wasn't a real 'working girls bar' so I had a couple of Changs in there.

Whilst in Scooters I noticed a real hottie across the road in Lucky Love bar, however she was stuck with an older gentleman who was buying her drinks. I decided to take a walk down the road and come back later to see if she was free. I popped into Ruby Bar, Pussy Club and one another whose name escapes me. Nothing was really grabbing my attention. There was at least one cutie in each of the bars, but there English was so limited I got bored with them in seconds (I know some people will now post that it's not my job to talk with them, it's to fuck them, but I'm an old fashioned kind of guy and I like to strike up a bit of a relationship with the girl before ploughing them).

I wandered down to Lucky Love again and to my dismay the real hottie I had my eye on was now talking to a new older guy. Curse my damned luck, this could only happen to me. I decided to go into Lucky Love and hang around in the hope that Old Guy mark2 would fuck off. Some other less attractive girls started talking to me, I needed to stay strong as I only had eyes for their friend, But the old guy was persistent, he was still there. The girls were talking to me, they were very good in not pestering me for a drink, for that I give them credit. However we had speaking for quite a while now and it was getting to the stage where I had to buy at least one of them a drink out of politeness. But I didn't want either of these girls, I wanted the hottie. 'oh why don't you fuck off old guy' I said to myself. But he was still there, talking to her, boring her senseless. I felt like saying to the other girls that I was only here for their friend, but thought that might have been bad form. In the end I gave up, I wasn't going to win this particular battle, but don't worry Hottie from Lucky Love Bar, Soi 6. Next time you will be mine.

I took a wander down the road, I decided at this point that the first thing that grabbed my attention I was going to stick with no matter what. A group of girls from Lisa Bar called me in, I sat with them had a quick look around for the best of the bunch. I locked in on {Insert random Thai name here} and informed her she was the lucky victim, she seemed very happy and placed herself on my lap. Now this girl was a lot of fun, she spoke pretty good English (as good as you're likely to get on Soi 6) and had a real dirty look about her. The only problem is, she liked her drink. And I mean a lot. I was happy enough buying them for her as I was having a lot of fun, but in the space of less than an hour we'd had quite a lot to drink. Her and her friends even had a secret stash of whiskey in their bags that she was topping up our drinks with. I began to realize I had better stop drinking and needed to get down to some action. We discussed money, she said 1000 for her and 400 for the room. 400? That seemed pretty steep, from what I remember the rooms should only be 300. But I thought Fuck it, I'd invested too much time and ran up too much of a bar bill to back out now and so upstairs we went.

I'd picked {Insert random Thai name here} as a dirty looking girl from the outset, and she certainly didn't disappoint. I can honestly say it was one of the best sessions I'd ever experienced, very wet, very sloppy blowjob and she devoured every last millimeter of me. After a few positions I started noticing something which no man ever wants to notice when in my position. My usually reliable member was starting to flag. No I cried, this can't be happening. But it was. And it was happening fast. It must have been a combination of the booze, the tiredness and the general overuse from the past 2 days. The girl quickly began to notice. She must have taken this as an affront to her amazing hard work, but she did not blink, not even once. She quickly whipped off the condom and placed my flagging member back in her mouth. From there, with a combination of her hands and mouth she quickly got things back on track, so far back on track that I was quickly ready to unload. She knew what was coming but didn't hold back, she kept her mouth clamped around my now fully erect dick and looked up at me with her big brown eyes whist I unloaded down her throat. She swallowed every last drop God bless her, and then quickly ran to the bathroom to wash her mouth out and gargle mouthwash. She realized we were over the hour time mark and hurried me to get changed. Apart from being bundled out of the room at the last minute, it was hands down the best experience of the trip so far and would be tough to beat. Congratulations Soi 6, you never fail to disappoint. I went back to my hotel for a shower and freshen up and was a very happy man.

After a quick shower and shave I took a wander along Beach Road. I didn't really have any intention to take a lady from there, I just wanted to take a look. The amount of girls there was insane. There were hundreds of them, of all shapes and sizes. I actually felt sorry for some of them, there is no way a lot of them could have been making any money as they were pretty horrendous. Though I guess everyone has their own tastes. I also noticed a few real stunners amongst them, not many admittedly, but a few. I made a mental note as that is something I would like to try in the future. Whilst walking along, I began to think about what had happened earlier. It had never really happened to me before and I had always been quick to stand to attention as and when needed. It was a worrying phenomenon and I was concerned about it happening again. One great thing about this forum is the tips fellow mongers provide and I remembered a lot of discussion about something called Kamagra Jelly (I decided maybe I should try this out so went into a pharmacy to inquire. One sachet was 100 baht bargain, so I decided to bite the bullet. Looking at the small sachet a few thoughts were running through my head. I'd never taken anything like this before (never needed to, I must be getting old. Is this the start of a slippery slope? How much do I take? How quick will it work? How much of an effect will it have? How long will it last? I looked at it again, quickly tore it open before I could change my mind and swallowed the contents. Then I waited.

As I was waiting, and just as I suspected I would, from a far off distance I heard the sound of Windmill Agogo calling me. Their distant cries were beckoning me with promises of a better life and a leaner wallet. I thought I would give it one last shot. This time when I walked in I was surprised by how normal it all was. The same madness was going down but this time I was numbed to the action and felt more relaxed. Not many nice ladies on the ground so I took a short walk up the stairs. I immediately clapped eyes on a real stunner and she came over to introduce herself. I thought I had really hit the jackpot here as I wasn't expecting to meet such a looker in Windmill. We fooled around for awhile and she let me finger her, when it was time to dance she got on stage and locked her eyes on me whilst displaying some very sultry and provocative moves. The mamasan quickly came and set next to me, she explained the barfine was 1000 and I should be able to take the girl for a couple of thousand. 'Excellent', I thought and was preparing myself for the ride of my life. Now you can imagine my total disappointment when the girl came back and informed me that she would cost a grand total of 4000 baht. 4000! That is Shanghai prices, I didn't travel all this way to pay the same price as I would back home. The deal was off. The girl was not amused, and gave me some decidedly angry looks as I finished my drink and left.

By this point the jelly I had taken had very much done its job. It had quite an effect, the blood was certainly pumping in the right direction, so much so that I was a little worried that not enough blood was getting to my brain. After some careful readjustments below, so as not to make it so noticeable, I decided a trek round the nightclubs was in order. Insomnia was just too damn busy, I didn't like the music in 808 and it was full of guys. I went into Marine and saw the girl I picked up the previous night, she asked me if I was interested in her again but I politely declined. I got a few smiles from some other girls but they all seemed to be with guys already (why would they do that? Why smile at me if you're already with someone? There was nothing in here so I headed to Lucifer. I looked around, I was really tired by this point and was about to head home when suddenly, BANG! There she was. I knew the moment I saw her she had to be my partner for the night. I didn't care if a whole crew of Koreans or rich old men got there first. She was mine.

A little older than I would normally go for, early 30's I would say, but she had a smoking hot body. Wearing a little black dress that complemented her golden brown skin. Long straight black hair and a high nose (possibly fake). She had a look about her that wasn't typically Thai and I was smitten. She introduced herself as Theary and I bought her and her short little friend a drink. Initially her friend tried to dance with me, but my body language made it clear I only had eyes for my girl. After a bit of dancing and chat I asked if she wanted to go back to my hotel. She said yes but added the caveat that I would need to pay for her!. I looked at her strangely and told her I was well aware of that, so after a while we said goodbye to her friend (I was a little worried about leaving her alone as her friend was quite drunk, my girl was impressed by the fact I cared and I think I got a few extra brownie points) and we were soon on a motorbike off to my hotel.

On the way back we chatted a lot as her English was impeccable. We arrived at the hotel and she gave the reception her ID. Hold on a minute, what's this I see. She just handed over a Cambodian passport. My initial thinking that she didn't look Thai was right. Now this made my already bulging erection stand up even more as I'd never been with a Cambodian girl before. 'Another nationality to check off the list' I thought. She explained that she comes to Pattaya for 2 weeks at a time, then goes back home. She returns to Thailand as and when needed.

In the bedroom she showered alone (boo) but when she stepped out, the body that had been under that little black dress was everything I had imagined it to be. It was heavenly, she was 36 years old but it was clear she looked after herself. I could have looked at it all night, but I had a job to do. In the bed, if I'm honest she was nothing special, but I couldn't have cared less. I was entranced. At that moment in time I would have quit my job, left my family and given up all my worldly possessions for her.

The next morning we talked some more before going for round number 2. I asked her why she thought the need to tell me that I needed to pay money for her services in the club, she explained that, unfortunately she needs to do this now, even though she hates doing it. She had a couple of bad experiences with some chancers who took her back to their hotels but didn't pay her. They had said that they were never told they had to pay so didn't. It's people like that who give us mongers a bad name, I said to myself. We all know the score, and what those guys did was tantamount to theft. This was just one of the many interesting topics we talked about regarding what she does, I will maybe raise some of these points in future posts.

Anyway, the rest of my final day was spent with her. She was the total GFE and we had a lot of fun together. I paid her 2000 in the morning, and after she stuck around with me all day I gave her what was left in my wallet bar taxi money as I had no need for it (probably around 500 b). As we parted company and she walked off into the distance I got that horrible sickly feeling, that stomach churning, gut wrenching feeling you only get when you are saying goodbye to a great couple of days in Pattaya. You know you have to leave (your liver, wallet and sanity are crying out for you to stop) but you don't know when you'll be back, and the thought of having to go home saddens you. My first few days back in China have been spent reminiscing on my adventures in the LOS, who knows when I will return. I was feeling depressed, but yesterday the sun came out. The girls have started to wear less clothes, it looks like Spring has finally sprung. A cute girl just smiled at me in the coffee shop. I smiled back, oh well, maybe things won't turn out so bad.[/QUOTE]What a fun report to read. Pleasure to read someone's report that has blended a field report with some flair and humor. Love the journey of the last day and how hunting sometimes leads to finding gems. Makes all the bad experiences worth the effort! Keep up the good work!

Happy hunting.

[QUOTE=Yiruma;2021661]Hi everyone,

I'll be making my 2nd trip out to Pattaya next month which happens to be during the low season. I'm curious to know what I should expect. Is it to be expected that there'll be a decrease in the number of available ladies in all areas (agogo bars, beer bars, clubs, freelancers)?[/QUOTE]Not at all. There is no sizable difference in the number of available girls during low or high season. For the girls working in the sex industry it is a full time occupation, not a seasonal activity.

[QUOTE=Yiruma;2021661]
The same decrease can be expected from the tourists and patrons?[/QUOTE]There will be less tourists and somewhat less patrons.

[QUOTE=Yiruma;2021661] I know the low season has an overall effect in airfare and hotel / accommodation prices. Can one expect the same decrease in prices when negotiating with a girl? Or does the decrease in both supply and demand keep prices level.[/QUOTE]The girls' prices remain the same throughout the year. Don't expect any bargains during low season.

[QUOTE=BadBhoy;2021411](Apologies in advance for the length of the report, but it turned into quite an eventful day).

And so I headed into my last full day and night, I was leaving at around 6 pm the next day so this would be my last big blowout. I'd done pretty well with money all things considering, my budget allowed me to have a pretty good time today and as long as I didn't go too crazy I could have a little daytime fun tomorrow.

It was about 3 pm when I decided to leave the hotel. I got some food then headed straight down to Soi 6, it was my last night, so despite feeling quite tired I didn't want to waste any time. I realized when walking down the street that I was just too hungover to properly speak to any girls. It takes good concentration at the best of times to listen to their questions, and I was in no mood to concentrate and make small talk. I was also looking quite disheveled and hadn't shaved. So I decided I needed a few pick me ups before I went on a proper hunt. I read somewhere that Scooters was a good bar to start in as it wasn't a real 'working girls bar' so I had a couple of Changs in there.

Whilst in Scooters I noticed a real hottie across the road in Lucky Love bar, however she was stuck with an older gentleman who was buying her drinks. I decided to take a walk down the road and come back later to see if she was free. I popped into Ruby Bar, Pussy Club and one another whose name escapes me. Nothing was really grabbing my attention. There was at least one cutie in each of the bars, but there English was so limited I got bored with them in seconds (I know some people will now post that it's not my job to talk with them, it's to fuck them, but I'm an old fashioned kind of guy and I like to strike up a bit of a relationship with the girl before ploughing them)....[/QUOTE]Nice report. Keep it up.

[QUOTE=Yiruma;2021661] Can one expect the same decrease in prices when negotiating with a girl? Or does the decrease in both supply and demand keep prices level.[/QUOTE]No decrease in price during the low season, in fact prices are sometimes quoted higher.

Just be vigilant and stand your ground when bargaining.

Smile, be happy and enjoy this beautiful place.

[QUOTE=BadBhoy;2021798]As I was talking with my Cambodian ladyfriend on my last day, she started talking about how Pattaya had changed. She said that one of the things that has dented the working girls income is the number of girls coming to Pattaya on holiday, and giving it away for free. She says a lot of European girls now come to Pattaya, seeing it as a holiday destination. They are out partying and fucking guys for free. As a working girl, she says, she obviously cannot compete with this, and it is becoming a bit of a problem for many of the girls. Has anyone else noticed this? Is it pretty easy to find a freebie in Pattaya? If it is only Europeans girls then it wouldn't really interest me anyway. I don't go to Thailand to fuck Russians, even if it is for free.[/QUOTE]I can't say I have seen too many Euyroepan girls out partying that aren't with Boyfreinds. Maybe a few in Ibar on occasion. Most have been kind of ugly too. At least IMHO.

I think I'd probably rather pay a Thai girl than fuck a Russian free. Unless she looked like Anna Kournikova. .

[QUOTE=Yiruma;2021661]Hi everyone,

I'll be making my 2nd trip out to Pattaya next month which happens to be during the low season. I'm curious to know what I should expect. Is it to be expected that there'll be a decrease in the number of available ladies in all areas (agogo bars, beer bars, clubs, freelancers)? The same decrease can be expected from the tourists and patrons? I know the low season has an overall effect in airfare and hotel / accommodation prices. Can one expect the same decrease in prices when negotiating with a girl? Or does the decrease in both supply and demand keep prices level.[/QUOTE]I like Pattaya in April-May and I think it's better than in late December / January. Plenty of girls and less punters to compete with. Hot as fuck, though. 555.

[QUOTE=BadBhoy;2021411] I went into Marine and saw the girl I picked up the previous night, she asked me if I was interested in her again but I politely declined. I got a few smiles from some other girls but they all seemed to be with guys already (why would they do that? Why smile at me if you're already with someone? There was nothing in here so I headed to Lucifer. I looked around, I was really tired by this point and was about to head home when suddenly, BANG! There she was. I knew the moment I saw her she had to be my partner for the night. I didn't care if a whole crew of Koreans or rich old men got there first. She was mine.

[/QUOTE]Great report! I haven't been to Marine in ages. I never had much luck there. I may have to pop in to take a look next trip.

[QUOTE=BadBhoy;2021411](Apologies in advance for the length of the report, but it turned into quite an eventful day).

By this point the jelly I had taken had very much done its job. It had quite an effect, the blood was certainly pumping in the right direction, so much so that I was a little worried that not enough blood was getting to my brain. After some careful readjustments below, so as not to make it so noticeable, I decided a trek round the nightclubs was in order. Insomnia was just too damn busy, I didn't like the music in 808 and it was full of guys. I went into Marine and saw the girl I picked up the previous night, she asked me if I was interested in her again but I politely declined. I got a few smiles from some other girls but they all seemed to be with guys already (why would they do that? Why smile at me if you're already with someone? There was nothing in here so I headed to Lucifer. I looked around, I was really tired by this point and was about to head home when suddenly, BANG! There she was. I knew the moment I saw her she had to be my partner for the night. I didn't care if a whole crew of Koreans or rich old men got there first. She was mine.[/QUOTE]I had a girl kiss me in front of a guy she went home with the previous night. I'm suspecting the guy got a real good discounted deal or was a pig. Some girls don't care / have poor business sense. For instance in High Society in AC some girls flock to the resident bottle poppers in VIP. The pro is they can drink all night and are guaranteed 500 pesos and breakfast. If they hook a new guy they may get 1 -2 k. Every night they may not hook a new guy so they may take the substandard deal. But when money is tight they want market rate or more. Girls come up for air and may be unable to bang for almost free every night with the good negotiators. Plus as girls hang with butterflies over time they learn their baggage.

Great reading, your contribution was hilarious and I would encourage its author to develop his literary talents. BadBhoy should also make the small investment of becoming a member of this noble forum which would enable private messaging.

LP (soon back to the Holy City of Pattaya to make bun on carnal prayer mats).

Soon to embark on 16th trip to LOS in June. Like to avoid bar fines by picking up freelancers along beach road north of walking street. The situation 2 years ago was grim. Law enforcement was overly aggressive, rounding up girls and taking them to Monkee House on Soi 9 and then subjected to pay a 500 BAHT fine. Several girls complained about this nonsense.

[QUOTE=ZDavolos;2022836]Soon to embark on 16th trip to LOS in June. Like to avoid bar fines by picking up freelancers along beach road north of walking street. The situation 2 years ago was grim. Law enforcement was overly aggressive, rounding up girls and taking them to Monkee House on Soi 9 and then subjected to pay a 500 BAHT fine. Several girls complained about this nonsense.[/QUOTE]Beach Road is better now (as of Feb 2017) than in 2015, quantity is substantially up, but quality is awful.

Police still does sweeps, but they're more predictable. I think the sidewalk reconstruction a few years ago (removing all the benches) has forced all the casual freelancers (ones mostly hanging out but still sometimes going with customers) away, now you only get hardcore ones who don't mind standing or sitting on odd steps for the whole evening.

The time window when a good number of Beach Road freelancers are out is fairly small now, 19.30-00.30 or so, not much happening outside of those hours. In the good old days, there was plenty of all-day-fun, especially in the afternoon, and more sweet-looking part-timer girls.