Jakarta

As expected from the moment I heard of the demolition I knew it won't be as great as before. Number of prosys tanked by ID say 25 percent. There's like 50 m more emptiness than before. The rooms are rather far for my taste from the girls sitting area. The tents not but they get hot very fast which lead to lesser quality of shags.

Lighting is bad can't see most of the girls without having one of the brokers (joki? Mataman?) lighting them up or a train coming by.

Gone is the alley (gang royal) with music and good lighting. Iirc 2023. Gone are the rooms two times. 23 and 25.

Attitudes still excellent in royal tho in the late evening its deteriorating more than before ID say. Which is understandable, bc getting fucked in an oven tent just drains more energy.

Royal bled horribly but I still think its worth it. It just takes more adjustments and effort to approach similar value as one used to get. BBFS heaven it still is assuming I'm good in thinking internationally.

Wsg now posts about it and the clientele seems to shift from purely local to more and more foreigners. Which is not a bad thing per se but I think it will remove economic leverage and lessen quality eventually.

Take classic for example. Must have been a paradise once but now its a prosy heaven for extracting tips from not only noobs but even expats for what is probably standard service for locals BBFS cip DFK BBBJ lmao.

Two for 500 k deal would be an excellent af deal if it wasn't for the godforsaken attitudes. Tried my best but just couldn't execute with success. ID love to send these in bulk really but the force just not with me.

Went 3 x there classic (money extraction hall or hall of leeches).

1 tried cold point and shoot threesome just so I did it. Ended in like 10 min both insisting on wrapper for sex. 1 of them even for BJ lmao. I just put my clothes back on and go upstairs, waste of time. Good thing is ill never waste time thinking about doing this by point and shoot again as that fantasy has finally been crushed.

2 asked 9 prosys for BBFS got denied 6 x and got 3 x approved to move on. With one time getting leeched off of 100 k. Took my sweet time until phone ring always.

3 asked 3 prosys for BBFS got 0 went to spa to get frustration off for wasted time energy and a bit of change.

Price just isn't 365 k. Either waste time billbreaking, get 10 k upcharged for each session by paying with Mastercard or have fun trying to get your change back (never tried this one personally) so choose your suffering. They don't have 1 k bills or coins but yet every godforsaken convenience store does. I know its 5 eurocents but why would you not round to my advantage. Never argued just letting frustration off.

Jonisteak 100 m from there sure is good salmon and import Aussie I had. They didn't give enough sides but main dishes 5-7€. So I had two mains.

1 week in bekasi regency. Swiss belinn hotel. Good. Can be had for 16€ before taxes I think but had closer to 20€ personally. Maybe ill try sm hotel next time idk yet.

Did 7 prosys in the cafe area, (pulau nymuk?

More local more relaxed. Better lighting, better rooms, good music, same as old royal but maybe 60 percent the size of the glorious royal. The loingering around is a bit annoying. Food options super limited and I suffered. I got refused quite a lot. Will try again eventually.

Bulk of prosys I did in royal yet again. Didn't get insane volume there in my 10 ish days there. 25 x but 4 x were reps so 21 new prosys for the book really.

No next trip planned but I think 12+ months until next.

Last frontier in Asia. I hope royal returns to former glory.

Usually I attract negative posts so just let me ask this preemptively. Did you already set your alarm clock to go to work and are you having fun smoking yourself up for some hos?

OS goes to Classic.

After reading every one of the five million, four hundred and twenty thousand reviews of Classic here. OS finally arrived at the famous Classic hotel.

Day 1.

I arrived by bluebird taxi, these are the taxi's that are blue. If the taxi is yellow, then it is not a bluebird.

I was looking very snappy in my new shorts and favourite Hawaiian shirt and I got some new long white socks to impress the girls. I could tell security were impressed so I used google translate to tell them I wanted a 9 who would do DFK and BBFS. They looked confused but asked me for some tips. I gave them all 1000 Rp of special notes that I got for tipping.

I made my entrance and the mama immediately brought me a very beautiful girl. I asked if she would DFK me on translate and showed her my big bundle of 1000 rp notes. I could tell she was excited even though she was pretending to be bored. All I could think about as she yawned was the BBBJ that would fit in there.

She really liked me this girl and after we got down to the room she smiled and pulled a four liter can of acetone from her bag and wiped down my gigantic erection. I was so excited. Then she bagged me up and with a wink slipped me in, only stopping after that to ask me if I was inside her and then again when she orgasmed.

I had set my alarm for 50 minutes and showed it to the room boy and told him on translate not to fuck with me. He asked for a tip so I gave him 1000. The phone rang after 20 minutes. The girl was already dressed and pacing back and forth. I knew from reading on this forum that it was tip time so I gave her 2000 rp, she started muttering in Indonesian so I gave her 1000 more. She showed me on translate that acetone is expensive but I needed to buy a new toothbrush so no more tips for you baby.

After that I paid my bill and felt like getting an enema. The cashier said the wooden paddle was an enema discount voucher that was only available at classic cashier. I wasn't happy when the security took my voucher from me and I told them so by translate. They asked me for tips.

Tomorrow I will come back and have a threesome. The girl will probably have told her friends about me so I am very much looking forward to it. I will write about my erotic adventures here to help all the Jakarta newbies who don't yet have my extensive understanding about how this place works.

One question I have for the hundreds of thousands of mongers who have helped me with information about Classic, I am thinking about staying here but does anybody know if it is girl friendly?

Bienenstich,

What's a prosys? Which Royal are you talking about?

[QUOTE=Safado70;3061929]What's a prosys? Which Royal are you talking about?[/QUOTE]Prosys is a prostitute. Royal refers to Royal Gedong Panjang (aka train station or train tracks). With even more demolition in progress, only 10-15% of the original setup remains. Not for the faint of heart, especially a solo monger. For those unable to seriously gird their loins before climbing up a ladder to access the tracks, I would suggest to go to Classic like everybody else. Enjoy, AR.

[QUOTE=XXL;3061858]Last year I had a blast at Classic's. Not this year. It's the unavailability of 8's as far as I'm concerned. An 8 barely touches ground between sessions. Very often she is not even visible. She waits in the backroom, from which she emerges to make a bee-line to a table where some customers are waiting.[/QUOTE]Sounds like the cat is out of the bag already with Classic. Now I'm much less excited about it (will be in Jakarta next week for the first time). So what's the best strategy to snag the 8's that are hiding in the backroom? Tipping the mamasans to get her to bring her 8's out of the backroom? I may try the strategy of getting there early and just be on the lookout for the 8's as they arrive and snatch them as soon as I seem them. Any one know if the girls arrive through the same door us guys use or do they have some backdoor they slip through?

[QUOTE=XXL;3061858]I only went bareback twice this time, as I am reluctant to risk infection with any girl who is only a 7. To me a 7 is not worth risking an STD for, an 8 is.[/QUOTE]That's my MO as well. If she is not an 8 or above, its not worth it shelling out the extra cash and risking STD.

[QUOTE=Bienenstich;3061893]As expected from the moment I heard of the demolition I knew it won't be as great as before. Number of prosys tanked by ID say 25 percent. There's like 50 m more emptiness than before. The rooms are rather far for my taste from the girls sitting area. The tents not but they get hot very fast which lead to lesser quality of shags.[/QUOTE]Personally I'm more excited about Royal than Classic to be honest. Shame that the area is getting demolitioned. Fingers crossed I find some quality girls when I get there. Can't imagine myself going to Classic every night.

[QUOTE=Bienenstich;3061893]Did 7 prosys in the cafe area, (pulau nymuk?

More local more relaxed. Better lighting, better rooms, good music, same as old royal but maybe 60 percent the size of the glorious royal. The loingering around is a bit annoying. Food options super limited and I suffered. I got refused quite a lot. Will try again eventually.[/QUOTE]The cafe area you are referring to, is it Tenda Biru? I actually learned of Tenda Biru through some Japanese guys' YT videos. The place is also high my list of places to check out. I haven't written anything useful for a while so I will have a trip report on Jakarta in the coming weeks. Bienenstich, can you clarify on the "I got refused quite a lot" part? Refused by the girls for sessions? Or are you referring to something else?

[QUOTE=OffshoreSwell;3061924]I gave them all 1000 Rp of special notes that I got for tipping.

One question I have for the hundreds of thousands of mongers who have helped me with information about Classic, I am thinking about staying here but does anybody know if it is girl friendly?[/QUOTE]1000 IDR = 5 USA Cents = or 1 USA Nickel.

Hmmm. A brothel inside a hotel that isn't girl friendly. What do you think?

[QUOTE=OffshoreSwell;3061924]OS goes to Classic.

After reading every one of the five million, four hundred and twenty thousand reviews of Classic here. OS finally arrived at the famous Classic hotel.

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One question I have for the hundreds of thousands of mongers who have helped me with information about Classic, I am thinking about staying here but does anybody know if it is girl friendly?[/QUOTE]Excellent report.

I've never stayed at Classic myself (I travel with my own tent and camp by the train tracks. I think some of you guys might have entered my tent with your girl in tow by accident), but others have reported that girls aren't always all that friendly with regards to continuing the coffee date in your room once they know you're staying at Classic.

[QUOTE=XXL;3061858] Very often she is not even visible. She waits in the backroom, from which she emerges to make a bee-line to a table where some customers are waiting.[/QUOTE]Exactly what I saw as well, I was thinking they might be regulars or some kind of serious spenders.

Using apps was not much useful, in fact it drains time. I think these are for one who stays longer. But will share what I have seen.

Michat:

As others mentioned not a dating app, you will get lot of requests after signup using local number based on the nearby feature. But most of the contacts there run by admin (a guy?) who might be managing many contacts. Lot of requests are rejected for asking video call or asking to meet nearby.

There is a suggestion for video call here, but in profile, photos will be with heavy filters and during call face would be without filters then thinking whether same face or not takes some time and call would finish meanwhile in 10 seconds or so. So I was in confusion sometimes.

Also requests varies based on the location we stay.

TanTan:

Tried this one as per some suggestion here, it will match some people as well. But most of them won't reply or fade away after initial conversation. I was able to connect with one, asked for evening coffee date and by the time of reaching due to traffic it became dinner and she turned out be too skinny not to my liking. Hence spent on dinner + return travel cost.

This one might be based on one's looks or personality like any other dating app.

[QUOTE=LoveItHere69;3062018]1000 IDR = 5 USA Cents = or 1 USA Nickel.

Hmmm. A brothel inside a hotel that isn't girl friendly. What do you think?[/QUOTE]Aha! A new candidate for the invitation only Grab Feel service.

[QUOTE=Werqweq;3062019]Excellent report.

I've never stayed at Classic myself (I travel with my own tent and camp by the train tracks. I think some of you guys might have entered my tent with your girl in tow by accident), but others have reported that girls aren't always all that friendly with regards to continuing the coffee date in your room once they know you're staying at Classic.[/QUOTE]Thank you for the kind words.

OS is primarily here to help. To that end he will be releasing a new service available by PM for all the patrons of Classic who are unable to write reports of interest. OS has secured the services of a dancing bear to generate Classic reports and now has a catalogue of hundreds of bland, mindless reports of Classic which he can make available to fellow punters.

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You went to Classic.

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You tipped 50,000.

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During my current trip in Jakarta, I've met an annoyingly high number of girls who would allow BBFS but no CIP. I asked five of them after sex if they were using contraceptives. One was using and we agreed on CIP for our next meeting. But the other 4 claimed that they were not using any contraceptives. Are these girls out of their fucking mind? How can they trust a complete stranger to pull out in time? And this in a country where abortion is illegal and having a child out of wedlock is extremely frowned upon.

Or are they lying and I'm just naive to believe them?

And a question for the guys with a vasectomy, in situations like that, how often were you able to talk the girl into CIP by telling her about your vasectomy? I am so tired of this shit I think I will get one too.

[QUOTE=Safado70;3062081]During my current trip in Jakarta, I've met an annoyingly high number of girls who would allow BBFS but no CIP. I asked five of them after sex if they were using contraceptives. One was using and we agreed on CIP for our next meeting. But the other 4 claimed that they were not using any contraceptives. Are these girls out of their fucking mind? How can they trust a complete stranger to pull out in time? And this in a country where abortion is illegal and having a child out of wedlock is extremely frowned upon.

Or are they lying and I'm just naive to believe them?

And a question for the guys with a vasectomy, in situations like that, how often were you able to talk the girl into CIP by telling her about your vasectomy? I am so tired of this shit I think I will get one too.[/QUOTE]Simple! They have to pay for the contraceptive. It's called KB, Keluarga Berencana. A lot of these girls don't actually have the money to allocate to getting it done so they take the risk. Please don't think they are taking the piss because for so many, especially the new girls the choice is between eating or using KB.

[QUOTE=Safado70;3062081]During my current trip in Jakarta, I've met an annoyingly high number of girls who would allow BBFS but no CIP. I asked five of them after sex if they were using contraceptives. One was using and we agreed on CIP for our next meeting. But the other 4 claimed that they were not using any contraceptives. Are these girls out of their fucking mind? How can they trust a complete stranger to pull out in time? And this in a country where abortion is illegal and having a child out of wedlock is extremely frowned upon.

Or are they lying and I'm just naive to believe them?

And a question for the guys with a vasectomy, in situations like that, how often were you able to talk the girl into CIP by telling her about your vasectomy? I am so tired of this shit I think I will get one too.[/QUOTE]For some years after a vasectomy you have small scars (one on either side) to show for it. Mine are long gone.