Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2023771]Great reports as everyone has said. I think a lot of guys are sleeping on Simon. That place has some great freaking girls. On some occasions I will get a chick out of the disco and later on she tells me that she works at Simon.

Last month I was walking through iBar and a girl snatched me and made me sit down and put a drink in my hand. Her and her friend had a bottle and they were partying. Come to find out she has been working at one of the boxing ring bars for 2 weeks. I had a couple of her drinks then I left and went home. These days it seems that a lot of girls in the clubs are only there to party and my days of waiting until 6 am to see if they are still sober enough to fuck have passed. So I took her number for a later date.

I am surprised you choose Kiss over Robins Nest. To me Robins Nest has some of the best breakfast in Pattaya, while Kiss is pretty much too greasy everything except for the steamed fish.[/QUOTE]Judging from her photos, she would have gone with you if you had of asked her straight. She looks like a handful though. I bet a great time in the sack.

[QUOTE=Blanquiceleste;2023590]Day 5 16 Apr.
Then headed to Soi 6 for one last hurrah before catching a flight back to Singapore [/QUOTE]Very nice and detailed FR Blanqui. I ought to visit LOS once in Songkran for sure in future. Have consciously avoided till now.

Thanks so much for the fun read.

[QUOTE=Blanquiceleste;2023586]so I handed her 2000 plus 200 in tips [/QUOTE]Was the 2000 for the Papagayo girl a negotiated rate for LT or was that what you just handed her. I thought Papagayo girls charged more? I'm pretty sure I was quoted more than 800 BF too but that was a long time ago.

[QUOTE=Blanquiceleste;2023588]
Paradise was nothing like the pics you see on Facebook. A lot of girls in their late 20's or early 30's. Did not stay for more than a drink.[/QUOTE]My exact sentiments about Paradise. All the other bars use legit photos of girls but somehow Paradise has decided not to follow the norm. I have yet to see some of the hot ones in their photos actually in the bar.

[QUOTE=Blanquiceleste;2023590]The connections created this time will keep me motivated till my next visit when I will find a completely new bunch of chicks to keep the cycle going. Adios![/QUOTE]The best thing about Thailand. Every day or two you meet someone new and special, seemingly better than the last.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2023602] Quite useful for a potential Pattaya newbie like me. Maybe I can impose on Banana Boi to show me a few things in Pattaya too.[/QUOTE]Wait til I get back. I'm sure another month after 20 years is doable. I'll be back after my Germany tour until the end of May.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2023771] I think a lot of guys are sleeping on Simon. That place has some great freaking girls. [/QUOTE]Is Simon Complex the complex across from G-Spot and Sugar Baby? If so I agree it truly has some gems at times. I was blown away the first time I walked through it thinking what a moron I was not to have walked in there before. So many bars and so many girls. I Line'd some ISG members immediately telling them they had to check this area out. Agree with you that guys on ISG are asleep not checking it out. I have mentioned it before but not as Simon Complex.

The girl in the pics looks like a crazy girl Walking Street regular I know named Namfon.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2023771]Great reports as everyone has said. I think a lot of guys are sleeping on Simon. That place has some great freaking girls. On some occasions I will get a chick out of the disco and later on she tells me that she works at Simon.

Last month I was walking through iBar and a girl snatched me and made me sit down and put a drink in my hand. Her and her friend had a bottle and they were partying. Come to find out she has been working at one of the boxing ring bars for 2 weeks. I had a couple of her drinks then I left and went home. These days it seems that a lot of girls in the clubs are only there to party and my days of waiting until 6 am to see if they are still sober enough to fuck have passed. So I took her number for a later date.

I am surprised you choose Kiss over Robins Nest. To me Robins Nest has some of the best breakfast in Pattaya, while Kiss is pretty much too greasy everything except for the steamed fish.[/QUOTE]Thanks Mr E. I have reported on Simon Complex in the past too. For me it has been the go to place for LT picks. There are always a few gems who are not yet hardened and can give you excellent GFE. To top it the prices are still under control. And if the girl decides to run (which has never happened) you can go back to the bar you picked her from and have a word with the mamasan. While you may not get your money back, you might get a barfine free on the next pick from there. Sort of a credit note.

As for my dining choices, it is probably because while I am in Thailand, I do not touch Western food. Strictly Thai food, that too steamed, grilled or stir fried at best.

[QUOTE=IllusionHeart;2023820]Very nice and detailed FR Blanqui. I ought to visit LOS once in Songkran for sure in future. Have consciously avoided till now.[/QUOTE]Thanks Illusion. You certainly must visit. But do watch the numerous videos on Youtube. It is not for the faint hearted. Definitely not for someone who hates getting wet every 20 meters by some random chick or guy throwing water at you with a wide grin on their faces.

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;2023890]Was the 2000 for the Papagayo girl a negotiated rate for LT or was that what you just handed her. I thought Papagayo girls charged more? I'm pretty sure I was quoted more than 800 BF too but that was a long time ago.[/QUOTE]There was no discussion of money. At the bar the girl said "Up to you what you give me" for the ST. Later I asked her to stay back for LT and again there was no discussion about money. So I gave her what I thought was a just amount. And she did not sound upset when she said "You come see me again tonight na ka?" 5555.

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;2023890]My exact sentiments about Paradise. All the other bars use legit photos of girls but somehow Paradise has decided not to follow the norm. I have yet to see some of the hot ones in their photos actually in the bar.[/QUOTE]I am not sure about legit photos being posted by other bars. Frankly, as I mentioned the overall GOGO scene this time for me was quite disappointing. Sure, every GOGO might have one or two hotties but you don't go to a GOGO to find a needle in a haystack. You expect to visit the needle factory.

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;2023890]The best thing about Thailand. Every day or two you meet someone new and special, seemingly better than the last.[/QUOTE]You said it. Perhaps this is what has kept me coming back for nearly 2 decades now.

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;2023890]Is Simon Complex the complex across from G-Spot and Sugar Baby? If so I agree it truly has some gems at times. I was blown away the first time I walked through it thinking what a moron I was not to have walked in there before. So many bars and so many girls. I Line'd some ISG members immediately telling them they had to check this area out. Agree with you that guys on ISG are asleep not checking it out. I have mentioned it before but not as Simon Complex.[/QUOTE]Actually there are two Simon Complexes on Walking Street. Your coordinates are correct for the first complex. The second one is further up the street and across from Endorphin, just before the fancy Nang Nual restaurant. The latter complex is better suited if you want to play some pool.

[QUOTE=Metalkid1;2023667]I loved this report.

Very Well written and explained the whole expedition in adequate detail.

This just makes me go pack my bags and head Pattaya.[/QUOTE]Thanks, I am glad you enjoyed it. What are you waiting for? Book that flight now!

[QUOTE=ParkVille;2023641]I had to read this twice, because a light bulb went off in my head. This was a very smart move on your part. It weeds out those who are not just starfish, but just doing the bare minimum in the bedroom. It was also smart because you only had 4 days, and also no need to be chasing women like it was a date.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the complement, but I really do not think my move helps weed out starfish. That is something one cannot tell for sure until you actually get into the act. If the girls had said "yes we will go right after the drinks" I might have acceded to that offer. There was was no commitment to barfine, but they wanted drinks. And they probably used "Playing Songkran" as the lame excuse. To me that is highway robbery.

To highlight the "starfish" point, further on in the FR I have described an encounter with a very reserved and quiet girl. All indications pointed towards her being a starfish, yet I took the chance and was richly rewarded.

In conclusion, you can NEVER tell if a girl will be a starfish or not till you get into the act. I have heard stories of solid performers turn into starfish with the same customer on repeat business. It is like a box of chocolates at best.

One last thing. Even if I was living in Thailand I would not chase a woman. There are just too many alternatives to be stuck on one girl.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2023602]I think this demonstrates something important. A girl does not have to be behaving well "over the top" to be good on the bed, after inhibitions relaxed somewhat by a few drinks[/QUOTE]It is the luck of the draw at best, no way to be 100% certain.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2023602]Thanks for all the report details. Quite useful for a potential Pattaya newbie like me. Maybe I can impose on Banana Boi to show me a few things in Pattaya too.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the kind words. Someone approaching 10000 posts, knows how to read and speak Thai cannot be defined as a noob anywhere in Thailand. 5555.

[QUOTE=Blanquiceleste;2023588]Day 3 14 Apr.


Last stop at Wildcats following a review by a fellow BM. And he was right. You can spot the girl he described in a heartbeat because she was the only one worth noticing. Strange, because the bar was not empty. Quite a few patrons has their hands full (literally) with other girls. I called this chick over from the stage and got her a drink and discussed business right away. 800 for barfine and 1500 for her. I finished my drink and went off with her. And she was really worth the time and money spent hunting for the right one..[/QUOTE]Great reports mate, you're completely right about the girl from Wildcats. She shone out like a beacon and was pretty much the only girl there worth taking any notice of. Glad you had more luck with her than me.

[QUOTE=Blanquiceleste;2023933]It is the luck of the draw at best, no way to be 100% certain.

Thanks for the kind words. Someone approaching 10000 posts, knows how to read and speak Thai cannot be defined as a noob anywhere in Thailand. 5555.[/QUOTE]Firstly, loved the reports. Took me back there and gave me some new places to hunt. I will be back there in late May so will check out Simon Complex.

Agree with the luck of the draw. You never know but sometimes the unknown can be a real surprise. My last trip to Pattaya (see my FR) I barfined a girl who I was unsure of. Thought I made a mistake but she turned out to be a gem.

The tour is always fraught with the ones that run or poorly perform after promising so much. It goes with playing the game. As I have got older I have learnt to appreciate the gems more and forget the duds quickly. Can I pick a performer over a dud? Not really. It still comes down to chemistry I believe. It it clicks it clicks and when it does it reminds us of why we love the hobby!

Happy hunting.

[QUOTE=Blanquiceleste;2023927] as I mentioned the overall GOGO scene this time for me was quite disappointing. Sure, every GOGO might have one or two hotties but you don't go to a GOGO to find a needle in a haystack. You expect to visit the needle factory.[/QUOTE]The 2 clubs for my tastes that you can walk in and the majority of the girls are hot would be Sensations and Baccara. Depending on your tastes, some guys may prefer Sapphire, What's Up, Happy, and Iron. For an overall combination of a fun atmosphere and decent girls it would be Ninja in LK Metro, Fahrenheit, and Sapphire. For pure guaranteed raunchy fun and looks don't matter as much it would be Windmill and Wildcats.

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;2024096]The 2 clubs for my tastes that you can walk in and the majority of the girls are hot would be Sensations and Baccara. Depending on your tastes, some guys may prefer Sapphire, What's Up, Happy, and Iron. For an overall combination of a fun atmosphere and decent girls it would be Ninja in LK Metro, Fahrenheit, and Sapphire. For pure guaranteed raunchy fun and looks don't matter as much it would be Windmill and Wildcats.[/QUOTE]Except for Baccara, I would agree with you on the "zoning" of GOGO bars. There was a time I loved that place but not anymore.

[QUOTE=Blanquiceleste;2023932]Thanks for the complement, but I really do not think my move helps weed out starfish. That is something one cannot tell for sure until you actually get into the act. If the girls had said "yes we will go right after the drinks" I might have acceded to that offer. There was was no commitment to barfine, but they wanted drinks. And they probably used "Playing Songkran" as the lame excuse. To me that is highway robbery.

To highlight the "starfish" point, further on in the FR I have described an encounter with a very reserved and quiet girl. All indications pointed towards her being a starfish, yet I took the chance and was richly rewarded.

In conclusion, you can NEVER tell if a girl will be a starfish or not till you get into the act. I have heard stories of solid performers turn into starfish with the same customer on repeat business. It is like a box of chocolates at best.

One last thing. Even if I was living in Thailand I would not chase a woman. There are just too many alternatives to be stuck on one girl.[/QUOTE]I have seen girls give satisfactory performance the initial session in Tijuana and then tone it down the second rendezvous hinting that she doesn't want to do future business. My second fave working girl "punished" me for not hiring her for 6 mos. By giving a dud performance even though the first 13 sessions were hot. Which is a record for me for the same provider to give 13 consecutive hot performances.

Anyone had experience hiring a girl for a week or a few days?