Bangkok Massage Parlors - TULIP ONLY!

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy]JC's Fishbowl Price is 2,500 for non Asian looking customers, 3,000 for sideline and 5,000 for supermodel.

At that price though you do not tip (as the lady gets the 1,000 baht Farang Surcharge). It's not a bad deal and very much in line with other MPs.

I made it a rule not to visit Mp's that discriminate towards Foreigners but I might try this one.[/QUOTE]
Thai price is 1900 so its a 600 Baht Farang surcharge in the bottom category.
There are some pretty girls in the bottom category and the higher categories looked no better so I didn't try them.
Late Sat afternoon is the best time to try a new place (improved lineup). But remember its not a Tulip competitor, but girls can be better looking.

[QUOTE=Mick Licker]Eddie,

Without the 500 tip (minimum), it is just not worth their time and effort. Remember Tulip girls get a minimum of 1500 for FS, and maybe more if the customer is generous.

If you don't like tipping extra, then go somewhere that is a truelly "all inclusive" price. For places with standard Farang surcharge (not rip-off places), assume that most of the surcharge is the extra tip for the girl.

In rip-off places the extra charge gets pocketed by papasan and taxi driver.[/QUOTE]Mick,

I think this is fucking bull shit.

If 500 tip is mandertory, even if the service is bad, I think I will go somewhere else and left this place for sucker like your self.

There are so many soapie in Bangkok with better girl I better off pay more up front.

Fast eddie 48

I have always gone for freelancers, semi pros, freebees. Have brought home a few bar girls, but never been to a massage place (for anything else than massage). I actullay never bothered to read the massage palor tread before quite recently. But have to admit it seems quite convenient and you guys have triggered my curiosity.

Arriving BKK at noon, jetlaged and tired (I don't manage to sleep in an airplane seat), what a great idea a "massage" would be. Located right under Thong Lor BTS and with lots of positive recomodations, Tulip was an easy choice for my first time session. A lot of info has been written about Tulip, so not any added value really, but confirmed info from several sources is worth more than single source info.

First I went of to a dental clinic to inquire price for a crown. It was a farang oriented place, but for about 30 000 B I might as well do it at home. Better spend it on women and beer. Not offered to see any girls, didn't aske either. Just said I wanted a fun girl. NICE was assigned for the task. I have had a lot of better looking girls (and a quite few uglier as well), but sure the service provided was more than nice. First a shower together, BBBJ, DFK, DATY, AR and probably a few more abbreviations. Then some oil massage while I fell asleep. For the second round she pulled out a vibrating egg with which she stimulated her clit, moaning while I shagged her in the ass. She was in for everything; fisting, no problem swapping between pussy and ass. So if you want to be in your own porn movie she is the one. She actually seemed to like it. It didn't cure my jetlag, but I will still recomend the treatment
Have anyone really been there for massage only?

So where to go next

[QUOTE=Mick Licker]No No I'm not that at all. Quite normal. But some girls are made very small and some may be bruised already from previous customer.
This girl spat the dummy as soon as I indicated I wanted to use my own 54 mm condoms. She didn't even want to look how big or not so big it was. She just claimed "dick must be too big for her" I have been refused by Asian girls for this reason only on rare occasions thankfully.[/QUOTE]

I was thinking when I first read that....that you are lucky when the massage place in Thailand only charges the farang surcharge....that possibly a double farang surcharge was called for. By the way, this guy in Germany visted me in Thailand once. I was not able to get him laid in any of the three massage places on Pattaya Second Rd., near Big C. Every time he went to the room, he was out again, claiming it was not OK with the girl and she said to pick someone else (unless he wanted a hand release, which he did not).....then when he would pick...they already had the news and refused him immediately. He was also refused at Nataree and Poseidon (even with the fully paid surcharge!!!!!!).....yikes.......we did eventually get him a girl at Tulip...and she did anal with this guy....so there is no figuring what is going on here!!

[QUOTE=Tim Bone]I have always gone for freelancers, semi pros, freebees. Have brought home a few bar girls, but never been to a massage place (for anything else than massage). I actullay never bothered to read the massage palor tread before quite recently. But have to admit it seems quite convenient and you guys have triggered my curiosity.

Arriving BKK at noon, jetlaged and tired (I don't manage to sleep in an airplane seat), what a great idea a "massage" would be. Located right under Thong Lor BTS and with lots of positive recomodations, Tulip was an easy choice for my first time session. A lot of info has been written about Tulip, so not any added value really, but confirmed info from several sources is worth more than single source info.

First I went of to a dental clinic to inquire price for a crown. It was a farang oriented place, but for about 30 000 B I might as well do it at home. Better spend it on women and beer. Not offered to see any girls, didn't aske either. Just said I wanted a fun girl. NICE was assigned for the task. I have had a lot of better looking girls (and a quite few uglier as well), but sure the service provided was more than nice. First a shower together, BBBJ, DFK, DATY, AR and probably a few more abbreviations. Then some oil massage while I fell asleep. For the second round she pulled out a vibrating egg with which she stimulated her clit, moaning while I shagged her in the ass. She was in for everything; fisting, no problem swapping between pussy and ass. So if you want to be in your own porn movie she is the one. She actually seemed to like it. It didn't cure my jetlag, but I will still recomend the treatment
Have anyone really been there for massage only?

So where to go next[/QUOTE]

....try Nataree.....a lot of girls and some with great attitude.....good price...no hassles.....but you won't get the action you found at Tulip.

[QUOTE=Lover Boy #2] Every time he went to the room, he was out again, claiming it was not OK with the girl and she said to pick someone else.....then when he would pick...they already had the news and refused him immediately. He was also refused at Nataree and Poseidon (even with the fully paid surcharge!!!!!!).....yikes.......we did eventually get him a girl at Tulip...and she did anal with this guy....so there is no figuring what is going on here!![/QUOTE]
Maybe he was asking for bareback in the backdoor! :D
But probably he was just too big for LOS.

After reading the posts of this forum as soon as I landed in BKK I went direct to tulip, still with my bag, directly from the airport.

For directions lok at other posts, but it is very very easy: at the thong lo skytrain station, exit on the west side (where the crs go towards central)

4pm. 800 baht, 2 hrs. Aey comes. Isaan girl, dark, young. Her body is a sex machine, perfect is every detail: the skin is dark and soft and parfumed, the ass is meaty, the lips are gorgious and full, just as the breast: big, full and firm. I was kissing and licking and touching her body like crazy. Unfortunately we have only 2 hands. Shower, BBBJ in shower, licking and kissing. Great french kisser.

In bed she sucks me like a pornstar: taking it all deep in the throat and looking at my eyes. She puts het tongue up my ass, and then a finger too. Slurping and sucking I come in her mouth. And, surprise surprise, looking at my eyes she swallows! Then another perfect session of BBBJ and covered sex, anal, all position.

I sleep 20 minutes as she relaxes my legs and back and then 3rd session. I fuck her mouth for 30 minutes till a come.

To my request, she spits my sperm on my chest, and then licks it up again, playing with it with her tongue, fingers and lips. At the end she swallows it again.

Gfe, pse, the best sex I had, problably the best sex you can have on the planet.come 3 times.

I gave her 1500 baht.

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After the first experience at Tulip (with Aey) I went again there. Late 10pm. Few girls. Mamasan offers me to chose, so I go down and look the parade. I take Kita: the most smiling one and also the smallest of the group. Very nice, dark, laughing. Her big breast is only bra: she has standard thai small tits, that I prefer to take all in my mouth.

Immediately there is a feeling between us. We frenchkiss in the shower, she goes down at me and I on her. I come in the shower with her superb BJ tecnique. Later on the bed she says "me massage you". And put her tongue on my neck, ack, legs, up in my ass. Then she oils her pussy up and massage all my body, and face with it. My dick goes inside (not covered) and she continue saying to me she ok with it. I was too dumb to take it out.

The session continues with different positions, anal, deepthroat, cim, cof, cum in ass (not covered).come 4 times. I gave her 1500 baht.

I went at Rinda Massage. Oil massage, one hour, 350 baht.

I just wanted to relax, as I was coming from an explosive session at tulip nui was my masseuse. Her massage is wonderful. Absolute recommended! Exactly what I needed, relaxing and strong enough at the right point. She was able with her hands to give pleasure to all my muscle, let me sleep and wake me up, getting me excited when getting inside my legs, touching my balls and ass.

As soon as I turn around she begin the most teasing massage I ever had. She enjoyed to touch and leave, even to look at my dick, to breath on it getting me excited and hot. She finished me with the best handjob ever, light fingering my ass and licking my nipples. She collected all my sperm with her hands.

[QUOTE=Mikle]I went at Rinda Massage. Oil massage, one hour, 350 baht.

I just wanted to relax, as I was coming from an explosive session at tulip nui was my masseuse. Her massage is wonderful. Absolute recommended! Exactly what I needed, relaxing and strong enough at the right point. She was able with her hands to give pleasure to all my muscle, let me sleep and wake me up, getting me excited when getting inside my legs, touching my balls and ass.

As soon as I turn around she begin the most teasing massage I ever had. She enjoyed to touch and leave, even to look at my dick, to breath on it getting me excited and hot. She finished me with the best handjob ever, light fingering my ass and licking my nipples. She collected all my sperm with her hands.[/QUOTE]Rinda, not heard of that one before.

Where is it? Anyone know?

[QUOTE=Mikle]I went at Rinda Massage. Oil massage, one hour, 350 baht.

I just wanted to relax, as I was coming from an explosive session at tulip nui was my masseuse. Her massage is wonderful. Absolute recommended! what[/QUOTE]Did the same after an Eden session to the place next door, can't remember the name of the place but it was a traditional massage place. Tulip (? ). Pick your girl and ask to go to the 3rd floor for private room. No guarantees beyond an excellent oil massage. YMMV on any extras but I had a truly memorable experience. Lots of teasing, kissing, HJ, BBBJ, and more. I went back a few times for same with FS. I will be back next week and will see if she is still there. Been a year. And will give an update.

Cheers

CGD

[QUOTE=Daddy07]Lovely series of reports, Mikle!

GFE with a healthy dose of PSE is exactly how I like it too. :D[/QUOTE]That' why tulip rocks! I am corious what sort of training they do the girls, if they do an exam, attitude tests, or what.

All the girls I have tried (just random) were superlative at service. Taking it in every hole of their body, deepthroating like old pro, rimming your ass, fucking in every position usually taking all the burden of moving, standing, bending down. And that what we call PSE. But they do it smiling, sometimes enjoying it, happy to make you happy, and that is what we call GFE.

But no name was more inappropriate. Do you GFs suck you like crazy, make you fuck their faces, come in the mouth or worse on their hair! , do you GFs take care of your pleasure as much as this little angels do? I love my GF, and I love relationship is a great think, but in sex what tulip girl (and somewhere else too of course) does is no comparable. And it exactly not what a GF does.

Otherwise we wouldn't join this forum. Would we?

[QUOTE=Cgdjr]Did the same after an Eden session to the place next door, can't remember the name of the place but it was a traditional massage place. Tulip (? ). Pick your girl and ask to go to the 3rd floor for private room. No guarantees beyond an excellent oil massage. YMMV on any extras but I had a truly memorable experience. Lots of teasing, kissing, HJ, BBBJ, and more. I went back a few times for same with FS. I will be back next week and will see if she is still there. Been a year. And will give an update.

Cheers

CGD[/QUOTE]
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After almost a month in Bangkok, I finally make it to Tulip. I'm worried. I just don't have so much motivation any more ..

The first time I was there, in January I think, the one they called was April. She was a cute and friendly fuck doll for me. The next time I went, a month or two later, April was working reception. I asked if I could fuck her again and she said of course, but she had had a late night and slept like an angel in my arms for probably 30 minutes. I slept too ;-) Actually I love sleeping with my arms and legs around a naked girl.

This time who do they call? April again! But I thought I shouldn't get too set in my ways and asked for the picture book .. C is the first one, and reading the forum I had thought that it's her I want to do, a small girl .. but then I see Yok is available and remember Mick's reports, so OK on Yok ..

She has an excellent figure .. not too short, flared hips and narrow waist, gorgeous ass .. too beautiful for me! Turns out I like cute more than beautiful .. even the other night a chubby little Lao water buffalo in Soi Cowboy turned me on like anything .. but this must be due to perversion on my part, because Yok is solid, her posture, attitude, everything is excellent.

The session left nothing to be desired, but nothing out of the ordinary to report. Two shots, dreamy hugging, companionable chatting .. no massage, but I didn't really give her a chance for that.

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After reading this forum I have come to the conclusion you must spend 90% of your life in knock shops around the world and the other 10% writing about it in forums,

Wow you must know every p4p provider in Bangers.

They even have a nick name for you at Tulip's.

I think a movie should be made about your life in brothels and the quest for the perfect payed for pussy.

How do you afford it? Money and time !!!

Must have won a lottery old Mick

Your always a busy little bee.

Anyhow Mick, I'll work on a few movie names and keep you updated.

I have Russell Crowe in mind as you "Mick Licker"