Amsterdam

Mojoworks, your 15th time !!!!!!!!!! then YOU should tell US all the juicy parts :-)
I've only tried Vienna Massage, Riijnsweeg 225. They have shower in the rooms and of course mirrors. OK selection and great experience for me. You're also alowed to walk out without charge if you do not like any of the one avalible.Think it cost about E130 for 45min everything. Your requested services are probably (and hopefully) up to each individual rather than the establisment, so why just give them a call in advance.

Tantrik,

I believe you made this statement about Planet Happy Garden in Oedt outside Kredfeld in Germany:

"Problem is I don't have a licence at the moment, so I'll have to go with the ones I can reach by other means. Know any good ones ?"

I should tell you that my first few visits to PHG were from Amsterdam and i used combination of public transport and taxi to get to/from the club and Amsterdam in a single day. You don't need a self-drive car to visit this club from Amsterdam...Self-driving does make it easier though. Do you want details of how to get to PHG by public transportation?

Ortos

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Dickhead
[i]Sir, I think you are getting ready to pay too much. Things are less expensive in continental Europe than in "freezing Scandanavia." With Euro 300 per day you could get 5-6 good quality window girls or 2-3 high class call girls EVERY day! For 250 Euro, "Yab Yum" will pick you up in a limo at the airport and fuck you all the way to your hotel. I recommend Yab Yum if you have the money.

Prive Huizen are good but if I had 300 Euro per day I would not bother; I would just call escorts to my hotel and be quite choosy. It is FOOKEN cold in Amsterdam in Jan. and in FKK as well and if you are from Scandanavia, what fun is that? Don't walk around looking for women. Call the women to your hotel and save the walking for the (excellent) museums.

Call Oriental escorts to your hotel and forget about all that rental car shit. Just my opinion, sir! [/i][/QUOTE]



Thanks for your reply!

I'm young, so I like to live in youth hostels. It's nice there and I like meeting and living with other people, and you save around 100 euros per day on it. Problem is, you can't get any escorts home to you :-/

I do have some money, but I like to spend an hour or two with the girl, so Yab Yum will be out of the question. I also have a deficit to make up, if you see what I mean :-) Think I'll go for a combo of RLD window shopping mainly in Dolle + Trompettersteeg, trips to the privehuizen and maybe a day in an FKK club. I'm thinking about a visit or two to Love club 21 and maybe using Asmara as a base.

And as for the cold, it's 20 minus here, and I'm not freezing yet, and I'll be damned if Amsterdam's going to make me frozen. Will be kind of odd dressing off all those clothes when I'm going to see the RLD girls though. Oh well.

--Tantrik

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Ortos
[i]Tantrik,

I should tell you that my first few visits to PHG were from Amsterdam and i used combination of public transport and taxi to get to/from the club and Amsterdam in a single day. You don't need a self-drive car to visit this club from Amsterdam...Self-driving does make it easier though. Do you want details of how to get to PHG by public transportation?

Ortos [/i][/QUOTE]


Hi,

Yes, I'd like that, thanks.

--Tantrik

Yes, Tantrik, it wastes a lot of time pulling off several layers of clothes when you screw the window girls. A lot of times I try to negotiate that this time does not count (since the colder it is, the slower business will be) and this often works with the Thai girls and seldom with someone else.

Didn't understand your remark about Yab Yum but your experience does not need to be limited to the length of the ride from the airport.

Be quite careful with your belongings if staying in a hostel in A'dam, but you probably know that. There is a lot of theft in A'dam although not much violent crime.

Tantrik,

Here are directions to PHG from A'dam CS using public transport combined with taxi:

1. Take A'dam-Koln train from CS. Get off at Duisburg Hbf.
2. Take S-bahn from Duisburg Hbf to Krefeld Hbf.
3. Go in front of Krefeld Hbf and approach waiting bank of taxis.
4. Open door of taxi and ask Driver: "Was kostet die Reise nach Club Planet Happy Garden in die naher von Oedt?"
5. Price should be something like 20 to 25Euros.

By the way, if you will use Amsterdam as a base, you should really be looking to include the Alkmaar RLD (Achterdam) and the Utrecht Houseboats (Zanpad) in your itineraries. I think you will find these venues more rewarding and value-for-money than Amsterdam Wallen.

Ortos

Anybody know where I can find action in Lieden ? Massage, escorts - esp oriental ?

Ortos,

Thanks for the response a while back on bringing my wife to Amsterdam. I am intrigued with this Happy Garden FKK club -- sounds like a good value for the money. Do they welcome couples? At 50 Euro an hour, seems like a good deal to what we might find in Amsterdam (thus worth the drive). How long does it take to get there if we rent a car?

Thanks again,

Deseingalt

deseingalt,

I am really not sure whether Planet Happy Garden Club accepts couples. My first reaction is: If you and your wife did go there, it would be a rather unique event and you might stand out a bit. The place has lots of lovely eastern European babes, 20-26years old, but they are, in my opinion, all geared towards providing services to men. It's a very heterosexual environment.

To find out a more insightful opinion on your question, I suggest you visit the German FKK Club section of this Message Board. Seek out the advice of Kaleu by posting the question for his attention under Happy Garden thread or in the General area. Also the PartyTreff or Swingers Club scene is more up your alley, I would have thought. Once again, seek opinion of another expert, Wizard, who will be rather forthcoming with info.

There are good clubs for your needs near Dusseldorf --about 2.5-3hrs driving time from Amsterdam. One is the Beverly Club in Solingen. Search for it under Germany.

Happy Garden is 2.5 hours from Amsterdam by rented car. I made that drive a few weeks ago and could post specific driving instructions if you need. But my gut feeling is that it is a fantastic place for heterosexual male; but not a place for a bi-woman or couple.

Ortos

Hi board,

Could anyone give me more information on the gang bang nights at Club Paradise and Club candy. Also any other clubs which host such nights.
I am quite young and fairly inexperienced on the scene and am not sure whether it would be my thing, but I am very interested in learning more.

I have also been told that there are several smaller red light districts in Amsterdam. I have seen one which was on Street Ruysdaelkade, but would be interested in hearing more.

I am planning a trip to amsterdam some time early this year and would also be interested in more information on which FKK clubs are close to Amsterdam, whether they are any good, and how to get there.
I have heard that the best way is to hire a car and drive there, so if anyone would be interested in sharing the journey some time between late Jan or March, feel free to contact me here or at lazlo@talk21.com.

Thanks

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Lazlo
[i]Hi board,


I am planning a trip to amsterdam some time early this year and would also be interested in more information on which FKK clubs are close to Amsterdam, whether they are any good, and how to get there.
Thanks [/i][/QUOTE]

The fkk clubs are in Germany.. There is a whole section in the Germany folder.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Travinguy
[i]A quick wander around the RLD and you should have no problems finding Asian girls. From my experience the best bets are Oude Kennisteeg, Stoofsteeg and along Oz Archenburgwal at the end furthest from Stoofsteeg.

There are translation websites for hookers.nl but are not terribly useful. I tried Da after translating one of those reviews. She's on Stoofsteeg with large artificial breasts and a tattoo of a scorpion over one breast. She was gorgeous but just so-so service and an added disadvantage that her kamer was so hot it was like fucking in a sauna!

I've found pretty much that all the Asian girls give pretty good service, good luck and happy hunting. [/i][/QUOTE]


Are Oude Kennisteeg, Stoofsteeg and along Oz Archenburgwal streets or places? If they are street can you give me an idea of the location. I have a small map of amsterdam(streetwise Amsterdam) which does not show this street. please help

another Q's : any good s&m place where you can get your fantasy realice? any sug. about hotels close to RDL.

Oude Kennisteeg, Stoofsteeg and along Oz Archenburgwal , are streets, the main RLD is south east of Central station, there is also a small one close to the Single canal.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Rand
[i]Are Oude Kennisteeg, Stoofsteeg and along Oz Archenburgwal streets or places? If they are street can you give me an idea of the location. I have a small map of amsterdam(streetwise Amsterdam) which does not show this street. please help

another Q's : any good s&m place where you can get your fantasy realice? any sug. about hotels close to RDL. [/i][/QUOTE]

They are all alleyways/streets around the Old Church area... If you can see the Old Church East of Damrak, that's all you need. You don't need to plan the route etc before you get there.

Aren't there some smaller red light districts in Amsterdam away from the main area near the old church?

I have heard of there being more but I only know of one along Ruysdealkade.

Anyone know of any others?