Pattaya Reports

Spent late afternoon yesterday getting a massage and a nice CIM from a BJ. The place was relatively close to LK metro area. I forget the name, but it advertises it's private rooms and is newer than most of the dozens of massage spots in the area. Girl was 21, really cute and I got her number with the offer to bang later. Made my way over to beach road and a seafood dinner when the rain started. Waited it out at Hooters for a couple drinks then made it to the hotel.

After showering and seeing a lull in the rain, I made my way to WS on a baht bus. Not many FL on Beach Road understandably due to the rain. Saw some Indian gentlemen trying to negotiate their gangbang with some heavy chick but that was it. I had a couple destinations in mind for tonight, which I did visit, plus a couple of other spots I popped into to escape the rain.

Electric Blue: I like this place. As a whole, the girls can't compare to the high end spots, but for sure can find some attractive girls here. What I like best is the girls do seem to be having a good time, with each other and customers. A good vibe can make for a pleasant evening. I connected with a pretty 20 year old, and after a couple of drinks I left. Keeping the 20 yr old in mind for later.

Sensations: Talent was back on point compared to the other night. Just goes to show you that timing and maybe the day of the week is everything. You can't give up on a place or completely dismiss it after one night. Saw my girl on stage, she said she had a few more minutes on stage and would come over. She asked if I could get a drink for her, to which I agreed as I was planning to do that anyway. She comes over, takes a sip of her drink and 30 seconds later says she'll be right back since she needs to see a friend quick. Hmmmm. She sits among a couple Asian guys and other dancers. I'm not waiting around so once I finish my beer I start to leave. She sees me paying and runs over. Apologizes for leaving me and asks me to meet her Saturday night at Ibar since she is off from Sensations. She tells me a time to meet, and I leave.

Wildcats: I usually go in for the cheap draft and free shot deal. Girls were nothing special. One girl was very pretty, though she was already sitting with someone. Again, this a place low on hotties, but the girls seem to be having fun. Head back outside and the rain is coming down stronger.

Living Dolls: I didn't [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] before leaving Wildcats and really needed to go. Was on WS, couldn't hold it anymore and came to this agogo. Ordered a beer without looking too closely around (big mistake) and used the bathroom. Depressing atmosphere. Only one other guy and he was with a waitress and another girl. Everyone else was bored out of their mind. It was kind of awkward sitting there as the girls were bored I had no interest in them and they had none in me. A group of 5 guys came in. The leader of the group bought drinks then went up to the stage for close inspection of the girls. Once they met his criteria, he pulled them down. I had finished my beer, but waited to see if the guy would eventually start inspecting the girls teeth as if he was buying a horse. A bit strange watching him, which only added to the awkwardness of the place. The girls could not care less about being the "chosen" ones either. Outside now and it's really coming down.

Pheromones: Stood outside here, planning to go back to Electric Blue, but rain was too heavy. Decided to go in as I have never been here before. Girls were so-so, some cute ones for sure. But what this place had in it's favor was the girls were having a great time. Dancing together, laughing, a good environment, especially considering where I just left from. Talked to one chick, and if my girl was not still at Electric blue, then I'd come back for her.

Electric Blue: My girl was still here and after a couple more drinks we headed out to my hotel. I really liked her. Good English, good sense of humor which was refreshing to see. Good sex as well. We agreed on short time but she said she would be willing to stay until I was ready for round two. I declined as I was pretty tired at this point. She was disappointed, made clear that she wouldn't ask for more money but I really wanted to sleep. We exchanged info and who knows, maybe I'll see her again tonight.

Right now I am in The Den gentlemen's club on Soi Chaiyapoon. It has only been open 1 week. It opens at 4 pm. Looks to be about 6 girls now. The bartender tells me more will be in later.

One of the hostesses tells me that the sister club is Touch on LK Metro. 400 for the room and the rest is up to the girl. I am sitting with Dada right now. She tells me 1000 for her. My club soda was 70 baht and her LD was 130.

Needed some guidance. What is the fastest public transport option to go from DMK airport to Pattaya? From mongering point of view, what locations in Pattaya are best ones to stay at?

[QUOTE=TempStories;2040685]Needed some guidance. What is the fastest public transport option to go from DMK airport to Pattaya? From mongering point of view, what locations in Pattaya are best ones to stay at?[/QUOTE]I often do that route but in reverse. So first take a metered taxi from DMK to Mo Chit bus station. Costs 120 baht on the meter. Non metered taxis will want 220 baht minimum. Takes about 20 minutes and is over 10 km distance. There may be a bus from DMK to Mo Chit, but you may have to wait for it, so easier in the taxi and not worth stuffing around for 120 baht. Bus from Mo Chit fairly regularly to the Northern Bus Station in Pattaya. Costs 117 baht, and takes about 2 hrs and 20 minutes.

For staying in Pattaya, I prefer the area near the Soi Diana and Soi Buakhao intersection.

[QUOTE=TempStories;2040685]Needed some guidance. What is the fastest public transport option to go from DMK airport to Pattaya? From mongering point of view, what locations in Pattaya are best ones to stay at?[/QUOTE]I paid 1500 baht for a taxi from DMK to central Pattaya, and the fellow was hells on wheels to get me to my destination, just as I preferred it. The goofs manning the "taxi stands" outside the "taxi" gate at DMK will quote 1800 to 2000. Pass them by and negotiate outside. I suspect it would be possible to get as low as 1300, but doubtful any lower. (I paid, as I recall, 1200, from Sukhumvit, which is slightly shorter to Pattaya a couple months earlier.) Ya know, before fighting over 10 to 20 USD, I'd rather just be on my way, and expend energies on finding the right girl, rather than the right ride.

[QUOTE=Axiata;2040421]

Proceeded to iBar and then to Lucifer. IBar was a sausage fest and Lucifer was wilder with a better ratio but not many good lookers. Maybe try again tonight.


Happy Hunting.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the nice report.

I am curious to hear more about the FL scene at these two places, especially about Lucifer.

From the messages I am getting form my regulars complaining about "no man" I thought Ibar would have a much better ratio.

[QUOTE=TempStories;2040685]What is the fastest public transport option to go from DMK airport to Pattaya?[/QUOTE]I haven't done that yet but I would take the free shuttle to BKK and then either Bell door-to-door, or "389" to Pattaya or Jomtien. Bell now requires booking and paying in advance but in a pinch ticket can still be bought at the a. Pt for a surcharge.
The reason is that the route is more direct than getting to Mo-chit, and the Bell bus is more practical. Another way to get there fast is to share a taxi with someone found at the airport, usually around the bus desk when the leaving time has a long wait.

[QUOTE=UncleVolodya;2040926]I am curious to hear more about the FL scene at these two places, especially about Lucifer.
From the messages I am getting form my regulars complaining about "no man" I thought Ibar would have a much better ratio.[/QUOTE]If you think about the description is correct. Ibar has the best reputation for hot pussy and young males go there for that exactly. Girls that aren't top looking will always have some reason to complain. Lucifer is OK too, still I've seen more hotties in Ibar. Idisco is some sort of joke, real fine ass rarely needs to get in that dark, overcrowded place. Over time I've found that if you aim high there is no single place that will deliver constant supply, you'll have to come in early, stay late, move from place to place a lot, be fast and decided in picking. Or at least 2 or 3 of these things.

Three days in Pattaya. I stayed at the Areca Lodge and never even made it to Walking Street despite the best of intentions. LK Metro was just too convenient. Not much to report. I hit Ninja A Gogo several times. It had some decent eye candy though it largely caters to the Japanese. I didn't feel shunned, but I didn't try to BF or even buy a drink for anyone so it wasn't a very good test. I had one candidate, cute and seemed to have good personality, joking and playing around. By the time I was thinking about taking the plunge, though, she was clearly drunk and I generally don't do drunks. Now I wonder how much of the personality was the alcohol. She definitely stood out as the rest had the Japanese scene down, sitting quietly either with a customer or in little gaggles. She wasn't there the next night (hungover?) so maybe I should start doing drunks.

The Office has improved, though still no BF material. It took the vultures a full ten minutes to home in on me.

Paradise A Gogo was equally barren, but didn't have many real dogs so the lineup was not unpleasant to look at, just not enticing. As an example of how excited I was, suffice it to say that I saw a girl with a back tat that continued onto her butt and thigh, obviously crossing the interglutteal cleft under her bikini bottoms, and I found myself wondering about how the chasm was spanned: Was the artwork done to be looked at from dead behind or from an angle? Could you make a design that would produce animation if she twerked really fast? Yes, an exciting visit.

My traditional search for the perfect BJ had one up and one down, or really a WTF? The good was Lo**as where they had great air conditioning and a well above average looking (for a BJ bar) girl. The WTF was the Kitten Bar with a promising recent post as well as a blog speaking highly of the looks of the talent there. The first thing I noticed was that there was no air conditioning. It is an open-fronted bar. The second thing was that I was clearly overdressed, here defined as "my shirt had sleeves".

There were two other less formally attired customers, each chatting up a girl. Both girls were pleasing to the eye. I got the third girl. She was not. One of the wider girls I've seen, with broad shoulders and a broad face. It was like she was stretched sideways. And she wouldn't leave. Not that it would have made any difference as the rest of the staff, those other two girls, were already engaged. Then a fourth girl showed up from the back with a customer, presumably coming down from a room. Now the Broad One did make a difference and the newly free agent was snapped up by a guy off the street. I finally gave up and decided to come back by in a half hour or so, fleeing to the air conditioning of the McDonald's at Beach Road. On my pass back by the two girls were still reveling in the sleeveless scene and neither the Broad One nor the other girl were in sight on a cursory glance. I walked by once more at 7 PM and it was just a sausage fest: Three guys sitting at the bar, none with a girl. Strange.

Did the Devil's Den for the first time in several years. Gik seems better looking than before. Actually fairly cute in a way. Had her and Corey (I think). Usual good service, though some oddly GFE. Lots of DFK and cuddling. Not what I go to the DD for. Don't really like GFE. Still a good time was had so I can't complain. But I just did, didn't I?

[QUOTE=OldNewGuy;2041083]I haven't done that yet but I would take the free shuttle to BKK and then either Bell door-to-door, or "389" to Pattaya or Jomtien. Bell now requires booking and paying in advance but in a pinch ticket can still be bought at the a. Pt for a surcharge.
The reason is that the route is more direct than getting to Mo-chit, and the Bell bus is more practical. Another way to get there fast is to share a taxi with someone found at the airport, usually around the bus desk when the leaving time has a long wait.[/QUOTE]Very often you are not allowed on the DMK-BKK shuttle when you cannot show a continuation ticket. Sometimes it helps when you say I will buy at arrival BKK. But the latter is no guarantee.

[QUOTE=UncleVolodya;2040926]Thanks for the nice report.

I am curious to hear more about the FL scene at these two places, especially about Lucifer.

From the messages I am getting form my regulars complaining about "no man" I thought Ibar would have a much better ratio.[/QUOTE]Went back to iBar last night and it was humming. A lot of eye candy. The night before I was upstairs in Insomnia with a regular so was not hunting. Did see lots of spinners looking to get picked up. Amazing the difference one night makes. The girls had hungry looks in their eyes and a lot of them were very doable. There are a lot of younger guys on the prowl but they seemed more intent of trying to score freebies. Saw a lot of girls knocking them back so for the experienced monger who has a game and is willing to part with cash will have good odds of getting some nice lookers.

Happy Hunting.

After day one decided to take a more measured approach. Went to Heaven Gentlemans club to see what was on offer. Arrived around 3 pm and the place was quiet. A few very nice looking girls and after a few minutes grabbed one that I saw last time I was there that I did not take but wished I had. She has a fantastic body and very cute face. A few drinks and nice chatter and upstairs we went. Total GFE experience that was not rushed. DATY ensured that she was ready and willing to let herself enjoy the time and she sure responded in kind. Terrific BBBJ followed by a solid session. Multiple positions and DFK. Definitely one of the better ones I have had at that club. Agreed to meet up later at a Hollywood club for some drinking and dancing although I was not sure that she would keep the date. Enjoyed some nice food at the club and stayed for a few more drinks. A great way to spend a few hours without any pressure to buy drinks or being rushed, well worth it.

After Heaven (pardon the pun) went to play pool at a few bars on Soi 7 for a few hours. Nothing took my fancy so decided to get some food before hiting a few of the gogos. Ended up at Sapphire which was humming and then decided to see if my date was at Hollywood Club. To my surprise she was and we danced and drank and after a few hours I was way too drunk to follow up with another session. Lucky she was able to get me back to hotel and stayed the night. Morning sex is always a great way to start the day and she certainly ensured I got up (again pardon the pun) and about the right way. A long session followed. Not sure about Hollywood for hunting but with a date the club is good fun.

By mid morning was starving so decided to head to Soi 7. After a much needed meal went to Soi 6 to see what was available. Stopped in a few bars. Sky Bar was fun. Girls were super keen and I played pool with one that was doable but I wanted to see what else was around. Dropped into Nightwish but it was a not happening there. The girls were more interested in each other than me so I decided to move on. Went into the Pussy Club bar. The Bar is appropriately named. Not many lookers but they appeared to be very keen and were fun. Grabbed a spinner to drink with that was not normally my type however she had a look about her that gave me a clue that she would be fun. After a few games of pool and chat we went upstairs. Room was nice and shower was fine. Turned out to be a great session that was totally GFE with lots of DFK. My date was very attentive and gave a fantastic BBBJ. Allowed DATY and got very juicy. Multiple positions and another BBBJ to finish off. Very worthwhile way to spend a few hours.

Decided to take a stroll past Soi 7 and try a few other bars. Played pool in a few and stopped at Pandora. Looked like a few of the girls there were doable but I was keen to save the ammo for later. Wanted to take a gogo girl from one of the LK bars tonight. Arrived at LK about 9 pm and went into Touch bar. The girls there were very nice lookers and good fun. Drank with a few but wanted to check out a few more. Stopped into the Office. Totally down on what I remembered from last time. Saw only one that was doable so I only stayed for one drink and out. Took a very quick stop into Queens club but a I was not the right type of customer for that club I think. Decided to head over to WS. Wanted to give Iron a look so dropped in. The girls are lookers and playful but too pushy for drinks and the male waiters were aggressive to push drinks also. Decided to move on. Went into Sensations but found the atmosphere not to my liking. Decided to go to Sapphire and see what was happening and it was humming. Spotted a spinner that I have drunk with before and she was looking better than I remembered. Maybe the alcohol but she did have a nice tight body. We drank a little and I decided to bar fine her as she was giving the right signals. Went for a dance a drink at iBar. Place was packed with a lot of very good looking girls however I was set so just took in the atmosphere with my date.

My date was not overly affectionate at the club but once we were back in the room things were hotter. She was a total GFE and really surprised. Great body and fantastic BBBJ skills and she loved DATY. Pussy was so wet that I had to get inside it. Cover on and a long hot session followed and she was very horny. Lots of positions and when finished and we both fell asleep exhausted. This morning she woke me up with a long BBBJ followed by more positions. My date needed to go early so we exchanged numbers and away she went.

I will head out later today to Soi 6 again and see what is on offer. Last day before heading back home so need to finish my trip off in style. Do not want to leave anything on the pitch! Will report later.

Happy Hunting.

[QUOTE=TempStories;2040685]Needed some guidance. What is the fastest public transport option to go from DMK airport to Pattaya? From mongering point of view, what locations in Pattaya are best ones to stay at?[/QUOTE]Is the fastest way!

[QUOTE=WildHawk;2040918]I paid 1500 baht for a taxi from DMK to central Pattaya, and the fellow was hells on wheels to get me to my destination, just as I preferred it. The goofs manning the "taxi stands" outside the "taxi" gate at DMK will quote 1800 to 2000. Pass them by and negotiate outside. I suspect it would be possible to get as low as 1300, but doubtful any lower. (I paid, as I recall, 1200, from Sukhumvit, which is slightly shorter to Pattaya a couple months earlier.) Ya know, before fighting over 10 to 20 USD, I'd rather just be on my way, and expend energies on finding the right girl, rather than the right ride.[/QUOTE]I have been living in Thailand for 4 years. I normally pay 1100 baht from Bangkok to Pattaya. If one taxi driver doesn't accept that, ask the next one.

[QUOTE=OldNewGuy;2041083]I haven't done that yet but I would take the free shuttle to BKK and then either Bell door-to-door, or "389" to Pattaya or Jomtien. Bell now requires booking and paying in advance but in a pinch ticket can still be bought at the a. Pt for a surcharge.
The reason is that the route is more direct than getting to Mo-chit, and the Bell bus is more practical. Another way to get there fast is to share a taxi with someone found at the airport, usually around the bus desk when the leaving time has a long wait.[/QUOTE]That's ridiculous. If you are at DMK and want to take the bus, just go to Mo Chit and then take the bus from there to Pattaya. No need to go all the way to BKK then to Pattaya. That's a waste of time.