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Greetings gentlemen, the spamhog has returned from his almost year long sabatical building the spam palace in lovely downtown Philippines, ready to dole out advice, support, amusing stories and assist my fellow sexual swashbucklers in the never ending quest of lovely dark skinned pulnichitude and erotic times.


I have infrequently answered my private messages due to the erratic nature of my attendance in local internet cafe's and my pre occupation with being chief arhitect, foreman and handy man and head ass kicker in charge, I do apologize to those of you whose messages went unaswered or delayed. I did stay in touch with a few board members and have had a few get togethers tried introducing young ladies to horny lads but not much success from those liaisons...but I hope to reestablish my presence having just received wireless hookup and am going ape shit once again on the internet.

Okay....Mongering...well I haven't done such being married but I still see and hear many a thing, something I have noticed is that many "pick up" girls, who once roamed the malls looking for live ones (Thats you) changed their M.O somewhat. I see more of them hanging out at coffee shops where foreigners gather, sitting down, breaking out the cell phones and sipping a regular all day while waiting for a visiting Romeo who just plundered the ATM. Most evident of the pack is one whom I term "The black Dahlia" a VERY dark skinned lass, tall and somewhat well dressed, she hangs out at the coffee place ground floor in Robinsons, the one near the stairs constantly on that cell phone and looks up every now and then to smile at ugly bald guys like myself.

I hope to publish a trip report to Moalboal that me and Mrs Spamhog took before xmas.

Take care and happy mongering

Spamhog
I suppose

[QUOTE=Barba]Hello,

Maybe you mongers can help me with some tips regarding "normal" vacationing in Cebu?

Me and a girl will fly over for a couple of days in May and have now idea what to do or where to go.

I have heard that the beaches are great, but where should we go and how do we get there?

Anything else we shouldn't miss out on while in Cebu?

Where should we stay? A touch of nightlife is a plus but not required.

Most grateful for any info!

Barba[/QUOTE]



Barba:

I suggest you check out several smaller resorts on Mactan, there are a few that the Koreans like to go to that are priced right and you can have a decent day, some even have a few activities like jet ski, parasail, snorkeling, etc. I think its blue water resort or something, don't remember, lots of koreans though. Close by there is an all you can eat Filipino buffet, they put on a show, native dancing and all, they advertise in the papers and on TV, once again my lousey memory for names....

Another place for daytime tours is the Taoist temple, great views overlooking Cebu. Nightlife is varied if you want to take your lady out dancing I suggest the sunflower, lot of couples as well as a pick up place, also ratsky's which is more upscale and inside Ayala mall.

Don't forget Casino Filipino in the waterfront, once in awhile I like to get all dressed up and take Mrs Spamhog there, give her P2,000 and let her play the slots while I sip a red wine and watch the action,(I'm not much of a gambler)
but I enjoy the drama of a bunch of Japanese throwing yen down on chinese pai gow.

I also suggest a trip to Santo Nino Bascillica, your Filipina will enjoy it and if you like history and Spanish architecture it can be an intersting experience,


Spamhog

Spent the day with a Cebuana Nurse sex was not on the menu as it was our first time meeting. Also how charming this lady is I would feel guilty fucking her and bailing. Don't know if she is a virgin though. She took me around Cebu and told me typical Filipino stories about the "struggle" and her dreams I took photos of landmarks and enjoyed myself to fullest. On another note Cebu looks clean as hell compared to the dust bowl Manila.

Very Very Nice Lady

There are a few sights to see on Bohol and the boat trip is fun but I wouldn't recommend more than a daytrip. Panglao beach was noisy and full of tourists. I prefer to go where the filipinos are. If you do want to go to Bohol I would go before they start work on the airport.

Thanks again for all the info. Much appreciated!

My guide book described the Nalusuan island Marine Sanctuary and Resort as a good alternative for the nature lover. Any experience?

Regards Barba

It's good to know you are back up & dispensing info again. I look forward to reading your observations.

I just got back to California 2 weeks ago after 5 months in the Cebu area, with one short side trip to Singapore & Bali, & I'm playing catch-up here in the USA. I hope to be back in Cebu in August for a short visit.

I went barhopping a few times, but as I had my sweetie stuck on like a barnacle, my good times were limited to ogling, laughing, drinking, & a few discreet feels for old times sake. Went to Egypt one Saturday night & they had a very funky live band & it's great to hear *****house music in a Bikini bar. A few days before I left, my other sweetie mis-texted me & told me how much she missed me in Visaya-

I got a CT scan at Chong Hua Hospital, to follow up on me cardiac bypass surgery that I had 4 years ago at Bumrungrad Hospital in Bangkok- Everything seems to be OK- except for my back & lungs

I got my boat in the water- A banca style boat built almost 20 years ago by an american in Carmen, Cebu. We made 5 roundtrips to Camotes Island (32 miles from Mactan Island)- It's a beautiful way to travel in the Philippines- no trikes, no jeepneys, no chickes in the road- etc.

I'm building a house in Camotes, by the water- I pretty much stopped building in Mactan, for lack of money & energy-

I'm at a dial-up connection this week, but I'll try to upload some pictures when I get a faster line-

Regards to all- 'Don'

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Welcome back.

I recently gave some info on Bohol, and I should say it was with SH's excellent advice and encouragement I made my first visit to Bohol. He even directed me to a good shop selling masks/snorkels...

Will be looking forward to your Moalboal review -- a place I've never made it to.

As for building the house, will we get a synopsis of that -- or are you saving that for book form?

X

[QUOTE=Spam Hog]Greetings gentlemen, the spamhog has returned from his almost year long sabatical building the spam palace in lovely downtown Philippines, ready to dole out advice, support, amusing stories and assist my fellow sexual swashbucklers in the never ending quest of lovely dark skinned pulnichitude and erotic times.


I have infrequently answered my private messages due to the erratic nature of my attendance in local internet cafe's and my pre occupation with being chief arhitect, foreman and handy man and head ass kicker in charge, I do apologize to those of you whose messages went unaswered or delayed. I did stay in touch with a few board members and have had a few get togethers tried introducing young ladies to horny lads but not much success from those liaisons...but I hope to reestablish my presence having just received wireless hookup and am going ape shit once again on the internet.

Okay....Mongering...well I haven't done such being married but I still see and hear many a thing, something I have noticed is that many "pick up" girls, who once roamed the malls looking for live ones (Thats you) changed their M.O somewhat. I see more of them hanging out at coffee shops where foreigners gather, sitting down, breaking out the cell phones and sipping a regular all day while waiting for a visiting Romeo who just plundered the ATM. Most evident of the pack is one whom I term "The black Dahlia" a VERY dark skinned lass, tall and somewhat well dressed, she hangs out at the coffee place ground floor in Robinsons, the one near the stairs constantly on that cell phone and looks up every now and then to smile at ugly bald guys like myself.

I hope to publish a trip report to Moalboal that me and Mrs Spamhog took before xmas.

Take care and happy mongering

Spamhog
I suppose[/QUOTE]

Barba,

You can go bowling at SM mall. There's also swimming at a high school pool on Osmena, near Sanciangko.

The arcade at Ayala is a blast.

Hadsan is a decent beach trip from Cebu City --it's a reasonably priced beach frequented by Filipinos.

One night I caught a full-contact kickboxing match at the Araneta Colliseum in Colon.

Where do I begin? In short Cebu is the shit in layman terms. Hit the main club area up town. Went in a couple of bars and was swarmed by the brown beauties. Asking all the typical questions like where I was staying trying gauge my wallet size when that was measured most was ready to go screw.

I picked one Filipina 20 year old with the best set of flashing lights I have seen on a Filipina anywhere. When we got back to room she was nervous as a Democrat at Republican rally flush face beating heart the whole nine. She also was afraid to do the deed after I dropped the shorts saying she would suck me off instead after seeing what I was working with. I told her that was not acceptful after the excessive bar fine price. I also told her if she performed well I would give her a small tip.

The performance...for a 20 year old she sure know how to suck a dick.. wow. The pussy was tight as a virgin ass hole. After the first time she whimpered and took her time cowgirl style but after that she came back for more and I took her over and over again.

Cebu will definitely see my pesos again....

[QUOTE=Barba]
My guide book described the Nalusuan island Marine Sanctuary and Resort as a good alternative for the nature lover. Any experience?
[/QUOTE]

I believe I went to this island. I am a pure amateur in regards to snorkeling, but it wasn't bad. There were some colorful fish there. There were people diving out there, but I'm not trained so can't tell you what's up. I will say this, I read about this island and was thinking wow. They talk it up real good. The island is real real small. I don't recommend staying there. There will be nothing to do at night. Did I say how small this island was? Anyway, I went with this girl and had to pay for a boat to get out there and back. It wasn't cheap, it was from the island resort at Nalusan. There were mostly Korean tourists there, lots of them. I might have gone on a Saturday. I wouldn't do it again. I have to think there are better places to go, but remember I am an amateur snorkeler and I don't dive. They charge you for everything there. I think it's more tourist trap than anything.

Just thought I'd add a few things to the excellent info on Bohol...like how to get there.

Got to get a tickee from the jet boat, which you can do at most any outlet in all the major malls like Ayala. Sm or Robinsons. Around 350 one way several departures during the day for the pleasant one hour plus trip. Catch the boat at pier one, unless they changed it again to pier four. Mr Daddy in Law has been doing some finish work on the Spam shack and I gave him a round tip
tick to go see some long lost relatives in Bohol. Daddy brought back two
lovelies. One a 17 year old (I know, too damn young) but she'll be ready this summer after her birthday to work as a Catulong (helper) for a neighbor, she got this cute little cartoon voice so I call her minnie mouse. The other is actually 18 and was working downtown cleaning up and minding another relatives store.

I introduced this one to one of the guys on this forum and his partner (not a forum member) took her out, guy had to go back to the us the next day... nothing happened, this one doesn't speak much english and is real shy so there was a communication problem. I think she went back to Bohol

From what i understand Bohol is growing by leaps and bounds as more foreigners settle on the island, there are a few night spots springing up near panglao beach so this should attract local ladies.

As for a post on building the spam palace, I was thinking abiout that but I mean it isn't monger related, maybe leaving in the phils, after all it might serve as a guide for anybody planning to build

REGARDS
THE sPAMHOG

Thanks for the warning! Narrows it down quite a bit. Leaning towards Bohol.

Cheers!

Barba

[QUOTE=Key Master]I think it's more tourist trap than anything.[/QUOTE]

Hi Guys,

I just finished my first trip to Cebu and thought I would share some information.

I was there to meet a girl I had met on DIA and have been chatting to for around 6 months. SHe took most of the time off work so I didn't have a lot of chances to get out to play but the last couple of days I was a free man.

I stayed in the Crown Regency on Fuente. It is still in the building process but some of the floors are open and is a very nice hotel. Rates vary depending on where you look on the net I was lucky enough to pay on $50 a night through Asiarooms but you can put up to $130 for the same room elsewhere so look around.

Hotel was very girl friendly, there were a few guys there bringing in different girls multiple times a day and no one batted an eye lid.

I also tipped housekeeping 500P on the first day with a note I would do the same on the last (and I did) and the room was alwasy perfect, nothing missing etc.

Because of my limited alone time only a couple of quick pickups possible.

First night alone I was just sitting outside of Starbucks (part of the hotel) and two very nice young ladies walkign past smiled. I just waved them over and offered to buy them a coffee. We drank our coffees/drinks and within 30 minutes were in my room.

One claimed to be cherry so most action was with the other while her friend mainly layed next to us and made good with her hands and mouth. The non cherry girl was very expert at her craft. 2 hours and all 3 wholes later I was done and sent them on their way. I gave them 2500 between them and they were very happy with that.

Second night alone I went to Silver Dollar, right near the hotel. Was swarmed on very quickly and actually picked one of the least attractive girls in the place. I have never been that hung up on looks anyway and it is my experience is the plain girls are most often the best.

We had a couple of drinks, she and her friend let their fingers do the walking the whole time and ha dno problems with me doing the same. She asked me to barfine her but I really wasnt interested in that and I had told her that when she first joined me.

I had told her that I just wanted a couple of drinks and some company, nothing more. AFter I said I wasnt interested she offered a BJ at the bar but we had to be careful that the boss did not see. With a little manouvering we managed to complete the deed right at the end of the bar near the front door.

Another drink later and I was ready for her friend. This time though we actually managed to have sex right there, with people at the bar thinking we were just simulating. Its actually quite hard to have sex while trying to look like you are simulating sex. But it is possible.

SO all up for the night I spent around 1000 pesos on drinks, and tips. And another 500 each for my bar side good time.

They were happy. Never had to leave the bar. I was happy low cost and no barfine.

BTW. The girl I met on DIA. Wonderful. She works, never asked for a cent and is a real prize. I am heading back to see her in a few months.

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[QUOTE=X Man]Good on ya C Buster, glad to see someone has some perspective. Everytime someone pays more than usual there is a big flap. How many time have we heard, "you'll ruin it for the rest of us".

Yet we see guys in the bars buying drinks for five women. They are getting an ego boost, the girls are happy, the bar owners is happy, but that is four women that aren't available for other customers. I never hear anyone complain about THAT!

X[/QUOTE]Been away from ISG for a while but while reading a few pages back.

I came across this post by X Man. It really does make a lot of sense.

[QUOTE=Sxxxx]Owners are on the run apparently, then fire, so should people be talking about Vikings as an option nowadays?

Went there once many years ago. Will not be going there again, but some guys might like to know if its in or out of business nowadays. If owners on the run then does that mean BG Bikini Bar and maybe one other are also non functional?

Any GoGo phile in cebu right now know what the actual situation is?[/QUOTE]Where did you get the info that the owners of Viking, BG's, Erics, Next door are on the run?