Sosua Reports

[QUOTE=Surfer500;1652296]An ass like a stallion and a face like a horse, with a bag on her head she becomes an 8 1/2.

I have to start carrying some bags around with me so when I'm in and around Central Bar I can turn all the Haitians with the killer bodies and animal faces into beauty queens.

Sounds like you where on crack when you wrote this report![/QUOTE]You know... I see them Haitianas with the butterfaces and I think to myself "I don't give a fuck, LOOK AT THAT ASS!!" But I've always wondered if I was the only dude who thinks that way.

If a girl has two fully inflated mini-volleyballs in her pants I couldn't care less about her face but most guys need that Halle Berry face.

I figure if I have to pay then I DON'T have to kiss them.

Any other guys totally body focused too or is that just too far out?

[QUOTE=OldKool;1652511]Day 2 a good day. I Started the day at Rockies for breakfast. Next had a nice workout at gym in the casino 200 pesos. To do what I do being in shape makes it all possible. I am running around like I am in my stomping grounds. I hop a public to Caberetti for 2 hours of lounging on the beach. Always a relaxing time. Get back to my hotel and play chess with some fellow mongers while the rain just will not stop.

I broke a rule and relearned a lesson. A chica I had brushed off the night before spotted me in the bar. She was with a friend who had a nice ass. They asked to come to my room to get out of the rain. After much convincing I agreed but no sex. Next thing I know they are pulling my pants off and sucking my dick. I fought as hard as I good but a hard dick will not listen. Happy hours are a bad ideas almost always.

I was a little disappointed that I did not control the situation better but there was a happy ending. After the session I went back to the hotel bar and hung out with some guys from New York. They are close to my age and having a great time. The rain does not let up until 11 an the the streets are flooded. I hop a motto to Rumbas. The rain has put a damper on the turnout. While in Rumbas I see a real nice ass on a pretty Haitian face. I start the interview and move things to the club below Clasicos. I see the DJ and buy his over priced CD but for my 10 dollars I control the music that is played for the rest of the night. My girl is an excellent dancer and will do bachatta and hip hop all night. I pull the trigger and go back to room with her. Do to my earlier activity I did not think much would happen until the morning but I was th wrong. She motivated me the sex was hot. Her moans made glad I had gone to the gym. I rode her hard and she loved it She is wirh me now. I enjoyed her company. The dancing and sex were both exceptional. It was a very good night.
I did not give the bad girl from the night before the extra 500[/QUOTE]Excellent report as always. I am glad I am not the only one to buy that DJ's CD. He hooked me up with WiFi, waited a few minutes and came back with his sales pitch. Smooth as duck butter, LOL.

[QUOTE=GrownMan1;1652306]I agree with you OlKool school showed some patience that I don't think I would have given to her. He was a lot more tolerant than I would have been on a lackluster performance. I don't think I could have been nice like Boss. Call me orange juice Jones. Because I see her walking in the rain.[/QUOTE][URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dZW1C3neao[/URL]

I always assumed he was Eddie Murphy's brother or cousin or something.

[QUOTE=GrownMan1;1652644]Damn right. We all are entitled to a slip or two. Now that you have a few sessions under your belt it's time for you to rest up, get up and do your thing. Have you ran into Mr. G oo
r are you two sectioning off the country.[/QUOTE]Our buses passed each other on the highway. I was leaving Sosua going to Santiago and he was on his way.

[QUOTE=Lou32;1652682]You know... I see them Haitianas with the butterfaces and I think to myself "I don't give a fuck, LOOK AT THAT ASS!!" But I've always wondered if I was the only dude who thinks that way.

If a girl has two fully inflated mini-volleyballs in her pants I couldn't care less about her face but most guys need that Halle Berry face.

I figure if I have to pay then I DON'T have to kiss them.

Any other guys totally body focused too or is that just too far out?[/QUOTE]Si Me gusta un culo magnfico why grande. This chica was a sleeper. You guys were too caught up on the Haley Berries to notice her standing with an old cell phone by herself. Phone didn't have minutes on it and she need her hair done. She was willing to go out! My type on chica!

[QUOTE=GrownMan1;1652719]Si Me gusta un culo magnfico why grande. This chica was a sleeper. You guys were too caught up on the Haley Berries to notice her standing with an old cell phone by herself. Phone didn't have minutes on it and she need her hair done. She was willing to go out! My type on chica![/QUOTE]Looks like a guy with those muscular arms, sure it wasn't a she / he?

[QUOTE=Lou32;1652682]You know... I see them Haitianas with the butterfaces and I think to myself "I don't give a fuck, LOOK AT THAT ASS!!" But I've always wondered if I was the only dude who thinks that way.

If a girl has two fully inflated mini-volleyballs in her pants I couldn't care less about her face but most guys need that Halle Berry face.

I figure if I have to pay then I DON'T have to kiss them.

Any other guys totally body focused too or is that just too far out?[/QUOTE]No, your not the only one focused on their body's, however, be warned, a lot of the Haitians who have had kids have what I call "Saggy Tit Syndrome". There's nothing like unwrapping one of these darlings and seeing a pair of saggy titties. The theory is that some of these women not only breast fed their babies, but other babies in the neighborhood where they gave birth, hence causing them to develop Saggy Tit Syndrome. Other board members can attest to what I have observed.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;1652622]All women tell me that I am too mysterious because I never answer their questions directly so it is hard for them to figure me out.[/QUOTE]Shit, I don't think many members of this board can figure you out either!

[QUOTE=Surfer500;1652731]Shit, I don't think many members of this board can figure you out either![/QUOTE]LOL. Well warm them broads up because I'm hitting town tomorrow!

[QUOTE=Surfer500;1652729]No, your not the only one focused on their body's, however, be warned, a lot of the Haitians who have had kids have what I call "Saggy Tit Syndrome". There's nothing like unwrapping one of these darlings and seeing a pair of saggy titties. The theory is that some of these women not only breast fed their babies, but other babies in the neighborhood where they gave birth, hence causing them to develop Saggy Tit Syndrome. Other board members can attest to what I have observed.[/QUOTE]For me, happiness is erect nipples and a swollen clit. You can tell if they're having a good time, or just going thru the motions.

I prefer 'them with firm and perky tits. But I also like those giant bazooms they can throw over their shoulders. It's like having a threesome, her, me, and the twins!

[QUOTE=Lou32;1652682]You know... I see them Haitianas with the butterfaces and I think to myself "I don't give a fuck, LOOK AT THAT ASS!!" But I've always wondered if I was the only dude who thinks that way.Any other guys totally body focused too or is that just too far out?[/QUOTE]For a fantastic body, I would swim thru a pool of alligators to get to it on the other side. Her face does not matter at all. My ex always had a nasty hair weave, big gaps in her teeth, and not very smart, but I enjoyed banging her for nine years till we just got tired of each other. If she is that hideous, simple solution: Doggie style, or dim the lights. Now you have your dream date!

Flying in on the Spirit Airlines flight from Lauderdale to Santiago at 2:30 AM and have a recommended driver picking me up at the airport. Anyone else on that flight by chance that wants to split the cab fare. I'm returning to the airport on the 13th about 2 am. Have a $50 fare each way negotiated with the driver assuming the risk to find another passenger or two. Just trying to help him out if anyone is interested.

This is my second trip. Last February I did the Casa Marina all inclusive with a room at Rocky's. Trying Casa Valeria this time for a short stay. Heading down with the idea of finding a month long rental in February to escape the cold winter.

Planning a trip to FOD and Blackbeards during one of my days and Caberete another. Hope to see some of you next week.

The day started slow I escorting my chica out and having breakfast at Baileys. Found a 50 pesos gym and worked out. I made a decision to have a young flacito in a cabana. I interviewed 3 and asked them to meet me at Rumbas at 9 pm. During the day I received several Skype calls from one of my old stand bys who lives in Sosua. As I am no longer interested in her I ignored the calls. Later that night she comes to Rumbas to shake me down a little. She was begging for milk money for her bambino. This was not a comfortable experience. I did a exit stage right and went across the street.

My flacita shows up. A light pretty girl with very nice rack. We were in the cabana by 9. She gave a very good performance. We finished in the Jacuzzi. I get back to Rumbas at 11:30 still prowling. Wanted to see what was out there. I saw my girl from the night before and rolled to Classicos with her for some dancing. The NY weekend boys were in full effect in Rumbas and Classicos. They are basically harmless but do not project very positively. I did see something that cracked me up. I am in Classicos with a 100 ladies looking for guys. Wanting to dance and interact. I see them boys 4 of them dancing with each other. I fell of my stool. I did a repeat of my Dominican Haitian girl. I knew she could do what it takes to get the juices running. She is still in my bed and I do not regret my decision. Her moans were music in my ears. Una mas.

I would imagine that the first 2 weeks of December is the absolute best time of the year to be in Sosua. Girls from all over the island trying to get that Christmas money in order to buy presents. I can only imagine all the females who must be in town.

[QUOTE=NakedGunz;1652887]For a fantastic body, I would swim thru a pool of alligators to get to it on the other side. Her face does not matter at all. My ex always had a nasty hair weave, big gaps in her teeth, and not very smart, but I enjoyed banging her for nine years till we just got tired of each other. If she is that hideous, simple solution: Doggie style, or dim the lights. Now you have your dream date![/QUOTE]I am different from most of you guys. If I had a choice between a pretty face and not so nice body and an ugly face but a great body I will choose the pretty face. I'm a sucker for a cutie especially as a BJ is an essential part of my session, I like to see a fine face bobbing up and down. I find there are quite a few Dominnicanas with nice faces. I do like a great body especially a bountiful ass but she must not be a horse face as you guys put it. I guess you guys don't need to go to Asia because Latin America is body central. I must go to Asia occasionally for those lovely faces.